/r9k/ Autumn 2017 roster poll results
The poll was posted for the first time on the board on September 15, and then again a few more times in the following days. It was closed on September 26, with a total of 42 replies.
Roster
Medal Players
People were asked whether we should keep our current medal players or not. Results is 2 points for every vote for gold, 1 for silver, and -1 for remove the player as medal.
| Name | Vote for gold | Votes for silver | Vote against | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elliot Rodger | 31 | 6 | 5 | 63 |
| >tfw no gf | 31 | 7 | 4 | 65 |
| Sadfrog | 20 | 16 | 6 | 50 |
| Robot9001 | 13 | 18 | 11 | 33 |
All players have received a high percentage of positive votes so no changes will be made. >tfw no gf, having the highest score, will stay as the team captain.
Current Roster
| Name | Votes for | Votes against | % Approval |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin | 38 | 4 | 90.48% |
| Forever Alone | 27 | 15 | 64.29% |
| Wizard | 39 | 3 | 92.86% |
| White Knight | 22 | 20 | 52.38% |
| Beta as Fuck | 26 | 16 | 61.90% |
| Normie | 23 | 19 | 54.76% |
| Spaghetti | 30 | 12 | 71.43 |
| Devilish | 31 | 11 | 73.81% |
| Greentext | 26 | 16 | 61.90% |
| Stacy | 19 | 23 | 45.24% |
| Neet | 35 | 7 | 83.33% |
| Chad Thundercock | 37 | 5 | 88.10% |
| Chad's Tinder | 20 | 22 | 47.62% |
| Misogynist | 27 | 15 | 64.29% |
| Pee Pee Poo Poo | 29 | 13 | 69.05% |
| Roastie | 22 | 20 | 52.38% |
| Neckbeard | 33 | 9 | 78.57% |
| Eliza | 7 | 35 | 16.67% |
| Wagecuck | 31 | 11 | 73.81% |
New Players
People were asked to choose at most 6 new players. These players were suggested by the board in a couple of threads made a few days before the poll.
| Name | Votes |
|---|---|
| That Kid | 17 |
| Britfeel | 10 |
| Chicken Tendies | 15 |
| Ideal GF | 12 |
| Good Boy Points | 16 |
| pls be my girlfriend | 2 |
| Fembot | 6 |
| Reviewbrah | 12 |
| INTP | 17 |
| Baby Boomer Dad | 15 |
| Orbiter | 10 |
| Sissy White Cuck Boi | 8 |
| Poop Jug | 9 |
Write-in suggestions
Only 8 anons left write-in suggestions for new players. Only 2 suggestions were mentioned more than once.
| Name | Votes | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| >Uncle found the semen soccer team synthesizer | 1 | What? |
| Marc Lepine | 1 | |
| Friendless | 1 | Dear Anon, |
| Sadvirgin | 1 | I think |
| Suicide | 2 | you have |
| Anon | 2 | mistaken |
| DepressedAnon | 1 | this board |
| SadAnon | 1 | for /adv/ |
| dumb sissy white boi | 1 | |
| Wojak "feels guy" | 1 | You mean, our captain? |
| Go back to /pol/ | 1 |
Music
Anthem
Even though ">tfw no gf" got more votes, we decided to make Crawling as the team anthem. ">tfw no gf" will still be used as the special goalhorn for the team captain.
| Song | Votes |
|---|---|
| >tfw no gf (current anthem) | 16 |
| Crawling - Linkin Park | 15 |
| On The Outside - Oingo Bongo | 7 |
| Pumped up kids | 1 |
| Creep - Radiohead | 1 |
| Mad World - Gary Jules | 1 |
Victory Anthem
| Song | Votes |
|---|---|
| >tfw no gf (current anthem) | 6 |
| Crawling - Linkin Park | 11 |
| On The Outside - Oingo Bongo | 2 |
| NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD | 18 |
| Head In The Ceiling Fan - Title Fight | 1 |
| Creep - Radiohead | 1 |
| Mad World - Gary Jules | 1 |
| Die Mother Fucker Die - Dope | 1 |
| SOME FUCKING SAD SHIT | 1 |
Default goalhorn
3 option available, no suggestions were made.
| Song | Votes |
|---|---|
| Forever Alone | 21 |
| Forever Alone (edited) | 9 |
| NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD | 12 |
Other Stuff
Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin name
New cup, new name to add to Kissless Virgin.
Write-in suggestion are indicated with (*)
| Name | Votes |
|---|---|
| Eye-Contactless | 20 |
| Dateless | 11 |
| Textless | 4 |
| Flirtless | 1 |
| Friendless (*) | 3 |
| Hugless was enough (*) | 1 |
| Hugless (*) | 1 |
Due to PES limit on name lenght, the in-game name will be formatted as KissHugHandholdEyecontact-less Virgin.