/hr/ Roster

Golds, Silvers, and Other Starters have the appropriate colored background.

Goalkeepers

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
CELEB THREADS		N/A	Easily the majority of threads on /hr/, celebrity threads block out almost any other content that you might want to see in high resolution. Hopefully this means he can also block balls from getting into the net.	190 / 84 / R / #99
LANDSCAPE		Defensive Goalkeeper	He makes for an impressive vista, and hopefully that width and height will keep balls out of the net.	182 / 85 / R / #14
MEGAPIXEL		N/A	-	185 / 77 / R / #15

Center Back

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
ASTRONOMY		N/A	Possibly the only thing posted with regularity outside of celebrity threads and automobiles. his orbital tallness will help keep the center clear of flying balls.	205 / 75 / R / #11	P18
USER WAS WARNED		N/A	Though his twin User Was Banned no longer plays for /hr/, he's refused to pick up the slack and is still content to just tell you how you screwed up handling the ball so you can avoid doing it next time.	185 / 85 / R / #2
MILA KUNIS		N/A	She's been in a bunch of things you watched, but you just never noticed until you saw huge hot pictures of her. She seems to be hitting her stride lately, on and off the pitch, if you discount how much she works with Seth MacFarlane	185 / 50 / R / #6
CELEB FAKES		N/A	You are not a master photoshopper and this is a high resolution board. We can tell.	185 / 78 / R / #5
WIKIFEET		N/A	How is this not enough feet for you?	172 / 78 / L / #4	P11

Left Backs

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
Bully My Dick		Defensive Full-Back	K-pop group T-ara got caught in a Three's Company style bullying scandal. You don't care though, you just wanna oggle that tall girl with the nice long legs.	181 / 50 / R / #6
XTREME VAGINA CLOSEUPS		Defensive Full-back	It was pretty much a given somebody would want to post this sooner or later. No, he's not getting an in game face.	185 / 78 / L / #98

Right Backs

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
MOVIE POSTERS		The Instigator	Utilizes the power of orange blue contrast to stun his opponents into turning over the ball.	176 / 75 / R / #25	C06, P05
SUMMER GLAU		The Instigator	Some anon is very convinced she needs a daily thread on /hr/, but geek icon status does not make you a stater.	181 / 74 / R / #9	C06, P05

Defending Midfielders

Name	Image	Boots	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
EMMA STONE		The Destroyer	Like Mila, you've seen her in a lot of things, and her on field performance is invigorating. If only she'd pick which hair color to stick with. On the pitch she goes with a classic dark red.	181 / 52 / R / #22	C07, P11
CURRENCY		The Destroyer	Do you need more money in resolution so large you can see all the specks of dirt and micro-scratches? Sure, we all do!	180 / 72 / R / #97

Center Midfielders

Name	Image	Boots	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
LORD TAENGOO		Classic No. 10	K-pop star Taeyeon, SNSD stater by request of the fans.	193 / 72 / R / #24	C06, P10, P14
NUGU		Box-to-Box	"Who? Get your unknown shit nugu band out of K-pop General!"	181 / 50 / R / #6	C06, P10
>1000x1000		Box-to-Box	The minimum size of images postable to /hr/. His contract forces him to move to /p/ if he gets any smaller.	175 / 77 / L / #7	P10

Attacking Midfielders

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
HAUNTED AREUM		Hole Player	Former member of T-ara. Please stop spreading rumors that she is possessed by spirits.	185 / 66 / R / #12	C06, P10, P12
3 GALLONS PER TIT		Dummy Runner	Anon asked how much milk K-pop star Yura had per tit. He received a pretty definitive answer.	180 / 77 / L / #18

Second Strikers

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
EMMA WATSON		Creative Playmaker	A long time 4chan fixation, Emma is no stranger to the gawking of fans. Able to operate under that kind of pressure, she keeps playing solid but quiet gold midfielding.	179 / 41 / L / #8	C01, P03, P08, P13, P19
PICTURES OF HITLER		Dummy Runner	Look we get that you said World War 2 thread, and those are some very impressive period jeeps you lead off with, but we know you're just fishing for somebody to post high resolution pictures of Hitler.	169 / 75 / R / #20

Center Forwards

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
TAYLOR SWIFT		Target Man	Singer, songwriter, gold second striker. She's all but officially /hr/'s goddess. Pray for goals and to avoid having a song written about how much the rest of the team sucks.	195 / 61 / R / #13	C03, C07, P09, P18
>SHE WILL NEVER KNOW		Goal Poacher	Your celeb waifu? She will never know you exist. Probably because you're just a sub for a gold player.	170 / 65 / R / #23

Former Team Members

Name	Description
not /r/	Quietly let go from the team after a scandal proved he was also playing for /s/ on the side.
Yuri's Thighs	Fired for being perfect, 10/10. But seriously, the kpop references needed to be a little less generic than this.
Victoria Justice	Fired to make room for Bully My Dick, and by fired we mean bullied out of the way.
>700x700	Swallowed whole by his bigger brother.
Wildscreen	Seriously, wtf is was a wildscreen?
User Was Banned	Player was... you know.
Max Image Limit	Died a slow death upon reaching page 10.