User:SUPERtwinky/t4cc/

/handegg/
WE'RE BACK AMERICA, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
/handegg/ - Tecmo 4CC
Founded February, 2014 Manager QB BILLS Owner TECMO IRL manager John Madden !!lu4xpiaxXXJ Team colors HEX color 0033FF Bills Blue Top scorer Thurman Thomas (0) Top assister Bo Jackson (0) Captain >Handegg Website /handegg/ - Tecmo 4CC Nickname The Superb Owls
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 4 4 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat /fhg/  20–19  /t4cc/ January 27, 1991 First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Madden 2002 Menu Theme Goal horn Tecmo Super Bowl #2
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Madden 02.12 #   LB 3-4 Defense #   CB Maxstats Kicker #   CB DOGARS #   RB Elite 4 Battle #   DMF /vr/WINSLOL #   DMF >The City of St. Louis #   CMF Mormon MVPsus #   CMF Thurman Thomas #   AMF Bo Jackson #   SS /o/'s year

No. Position Player #   GK INTERCEPTION #   LB Fake Teamb Owl II #   LB Fake Teamb Owl IV #   RB Lewd Halftime #   RB John Madden #   CB (tumbleweed) #   CB >Handegg #   CB Madden Physics #   DMF KAPOW #   DMF TOUCHDOWN #   DMF 4cc /hoc/ #   DMF /colts/

Roster Description

Player	>de scription
Thurman Thomas	TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS
/vr/WINSLOL	Well what do you know, turns out if you rig it hard enough, it IS possible for /vr/ to win!
/colts/	I sure love MLP's starting QB Andrew Luck!
Mormon MVPsus	Mormon Jesus is the best meme to ever strap on a helmet.
Bo Jackson	YOU CAN'T SLOW THE BO
>handegg	Get your filthy handegg out of here you fat ameriburger.
Elite 4 Battle	The Autumn 2014 Tecmo Final featured /vp/ taking on then ONE TRUE ELITES /mu/. /vp/ defeated the Elite 4 and won the Owl(Which is not a bird).
DOGARS	The only player to ever return a kick for a TD on stream.
Maxstats Kicker	Kickers are so useless, that you can give one 99/99 in every stat and he'll still miss a chip shot field goal
3-4 Defense	The only defense you could ever need.
Madden 02.12	The other team will never score on Madden 02, because there is no scoring in Madden 02
Lewd Halftime	BANNED FROM HITBOX! THOSE 8-BIT CHEERLEADER PANTIES TRIGGERED ME!
Fake Teamb Owl II	The incredibly popular Fake Teamb Owl had a slightly less popular sequel using TSB
/o/'s Year	1991 was /o/'s year. Y'all missed it.
KAPOW	Just as divegrass has the crossbar, handegg has the goalposts.
>>The City of St. Louis	Despite being rigged to 99/99 in all stats, the Spring 2016 final boss got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. No wonder they went back to LA.
4CC /hoc/	[Muffled Brass Bonanza]
(tubleweed)	The moment I find a CFL game to edit...lookout!
John Madden	AEIOU AEIOU
Fake Teamb Owl IV	It's going to take so long for Fake Teamb Owl III to get run, I'll have finished Fake Teamb Owl IV on TSB(Coming SOON)
Madden Physics	THE BALL CLIPPED THROUGH THE DEFENDER'S HANDS WTF?
TOUCHDOWN	Scoring better with a celebratory jingle
INTERCEPTION	Were you trying to catch that cross in? Was that through ball headed for you? Too bad, INTERCEPTION