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{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=83 |pos=DMF |name=Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology}} | ||
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Revision as of 01:45, 5 November 2018
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Roster
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| Player | Description |
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| Clam TalBOT | The answer the the revolving door of goalies |
| Ten Years Of Bad Management | Bad decisions galore |
| GOAT Coffey | Coffey > Orr fuck you |
| >No Defense | Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger |
| Swedish Defense | Klefbom and Larsson baybee |
| Chris Pronger's Contract | If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues |
| Oilers Won The Trade | Thank you New Jersey Devils |
| Male Nurse | Darnell please pan out |
| McJesus | Our lord and saviour |
| THE FINAL SOLUTION | Based Leon Draisaitl |
| Poolparty | BULJU :-DDD (thank you Columbus for passing on him) |
| Revolving Door of Wingers | Who needs established wingers when you have tons of center/winger utility players |
| L O O C H | AKA the guy everyone hates unless he plays for their team |
| Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology | CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW |
| Sweet Potato | Kailer Yams Yamamoto |
| Ryan Smyth's Mullet | 2nd in majesty only to Jagr |
| Prospect Graveyard | Where careers go to die |
| The Nuge | NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE |
| Yung Drake | Caggiula the college kid |
| THE DREAM OF '06 | What if Roloson never got hurt... |
| The Shittier Strome | Not Dylan |
| Kris Russell own goal | J U S T |
| Fire Chiarelli | Before he fucks up my team even further |
Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 15 September 2017 |  /mild/
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 0-1 L | |
| 22 September 2017 |  /broons/
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 3-4 L |  57', 63', 90+3' McJesus
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| 29 September 2017 |  /ncaah/
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 4-0 W | 50' Poolparty 58' McJesus 80' L O O C H 82' The Final Solution
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| 6 October 2017 | /stors/ 
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 2-4 W | 22', 35' McJesus 62', 82' The Final Solution
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| 13 October 2017 |  /rags/
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 3-5 L | 6' Poolparty 11' L O O C H 14' McJesus
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| 20 October 2017 | /drw/ 
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 2-0 L | |
| 20 October 2017 | /mild/
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 0-4 W | 10', 87' McJesus 45+1' Poolparty 68' The Final Solution
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| 17 November 2017 | /snes/ 
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 0-2 W | 45+1' Poolparty 73' Sucks At Hockey
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| 15 December 2017 | /stors/
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 0-2 L | |
| 15 December 2017 | /ncaah/
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/hoc/ League 2017 | 0-4 W | 25', 84' McJesus 31' THE FINAL SOLUTION 90+3' Poolparty
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