/jp/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	Captain Meido		The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal? -Original model by yas
GK	The YUA Line		SEYANAAAAAAA -Original model by kur

Defenders

-Original model by みるちお

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Ohayou		Being the embodiment of mountain echoes, Kyouko Kasodani acts as the self-appointed Gensokyo alarm clock. Every day at 6 A.M she flies to the top of the Youkai Mountain and lets out an OHAYOU that wakes up everyone on Gensokyo. Despite earning the eternal hate of the lazier Gensokyans like this, she is very commited to this endeavor.
CB	(´・ω・｀)		An emoticon that became (in)famous after it was used frequently in the 2ch story of Denko, where a lonely guy tries to get a girlfriend and fails spectacularly. NOTE TO COMMENTATORS: It's pronounced syobon,
RB	The Narrative		One day, Dawson Leery opened his favorite board with the intention of discussing 2hu feet, his favorite VN or maybe make a cheeky metathread complaining about tripfags. However, much to his dismay, what he found was an endless barrage of 3D idol generals, JAV threads and /a/ crossboarders. He started crying silently and asked to no one in particular: "Why is /jp/ so shitty?".
CB	Klown Kunny Klassic		Roriconia runs rampant on /jp/, and no thanks to this fairy. With those hips and skin tight dress, theres a reason why most /jp/sies want to fuck this one fairy.
RB	wich2huwudufuq		A question that keeps every Touhou fan up at night: Which Touhou would I fuck? Do you go for the innocent lolis like Cirno, or for the experienced hags like Yukari? Vanilla lovemaking with Youmu, or the most depraved sexual acts with Sanae? Do you go for a normal human girl like Reimu or Marisa or you prefer more exotic stuff, such as Wakasagihime? Whatever your tastes are, most likely there will be a Touhou that can satisfy them. -Original model by Cresato,Yas,Kome-ken
LB	sage		sage has lived better times. Ever since he became invisible, people seem to have forgotten he exists and have stopped using him, even as a downvote. But his invisibility has a silver lining to it, since the offense will never see his tackles coming. Not a very ethical tactic, but you gotta play dirty sometimes.
LB	Autism		A quality that every /jp/sie should have. It allows you to perfom feats such as 1CCing every Touhou game on Lunatic or learning Japanese for the sole purpose of reading VNs. Rumour says that if your autism is strong enough you get rewarded with a government paycheck every month. Living the dream.
RB	Akane-Chan		SEYANAAAAAAA -Original model by kur
CB	TAKE IT EASY!		These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
CB	Beato		*cackles*
CB	Kizuna Ai		"It's all too familiar. You find a new VN, you start reading it, and are pleasantly surprised. The writing is enjoyable, the characters are well developed and the setting is very interesting. You find yourself inmersed in the plot when suddenly a sex scene hits. It doesn't fit at all in the story, all the characters become retarded, and the metaphors used make you wonder if the author knows what human genitals are. You really have to ask if it was truly necessary"

Attackers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle
CMF	Sachiko		Taken from the Idolm@ster wiki: "The standard skill for most of the girls in the game is to buff her own type, or debuff an opposing type. Sachiko's first S Rare was also the first card in the game to debuff its own kind, weakening enemy Cutes so that Sachiko could be the cutest." I feel there's no better description for her. By the way, don't mention Fatalpulse near her fans.
CMF	YJSNPI		From another gay japanese porno and thankfully isn't ruined by shitty bait and switch memes and tik tok youngins, YJSPNI comes from manatsu no yo no inmu, which is one of the biggest rabbit holes you can go down for pornography. Theres endless 音MAD's dedicated to this, alongside a voice drama in Cookie☆ / クッキー☆ which has it's own mess of amateur seiyuus who have been harassed online. However, of all of them, Yaju is the most recognizable face of all, most notably his interview
AMF	Japanese Bird		A budgie with a passion for cooking. His favorite dish to make is pasta, be it spaguetti or penne rigate. He and his other bird friends are protected /jp/ heritage.
AMF	Billy Herrington		Popular icon of the Gachimugi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7
DMF	Corndog Tenshi		Corndog Tenshi hails from historic Route 66 (or at least that's where we always find her). Her love of football is only surpassed by her love of corndogs. -Original model by alva	Anchor Man
DMF	Fumos		A brand of Touhou plushies that are popular on /jp/ due to their cuteness, their wide variety of characters and for being generally affordable.	The Destroyer
DMF	Flanfly		It's always 2AM somewhere. -Original model by Suke	Hole Player

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Playstyle
CF	Cirno		Sometimes idoitic, always boastful, Cirno is a centerfielder with an ice cold touch and a red hot passion	Target Man
SS	Get out of /jp/		Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent striker for the team. During Comiket, when the influx of Chinese visitors to /jp/ grows greatly, she sometimes gets help from Hong Meiling to remind them to get out. -Original model by Ki	Creative Playmaker

Former Players
N°	Name	Picture	Description
RB	Chu-Chu		We are going to smile town
CB	Ero Ruins Eroge		"It's all too familiar. You find a new VN, you start reading it, and are pleasantly surprised. The writing is enjoyable, the characters are well developed and the setting is very interesting. You find yourself inmersed in the plot when suddenly a sex scene hits. It doesn't fit at all in the story, all the characters become retarded, and the metaphors used make you wonder if the author knows what human genitals are. You really have to ask if it was truly necessary"
RB	Why is /jp/ so shitty?		One day, Dawson Leery opened his favorite board with the intention of discussing 2hu feet, his favorite VN or maybe make a cheeky metathread complaining about tripfags. However, much to his dismay, what he found was an endless barrage of 3D idol generals, JAV threads and /a/ crossboarders. He started crying silently and asked to no one in particular: "Why is /jp/ so shitty?".