User:Skywelker

Old /vr/ manager, now tester and face maker with a 3-2-6 cup record.

You can contact me at skywelkertests@gmail.com, but I only look at it like once a month.

Player Statistics

Medals

Name	Matches played	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Doomguy	21	19	3	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Kacho Arino	21	8	10	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Vectrex	4	1	0	Active	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup -
Segata Sanshiro	4	1	1	Contract Expired	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
>filters	15	3	5	Active	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
7000 Skeletons	2	0	0	Demoted	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Vile	17	1	1	Sacked	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Others

Name	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Gunpei Yokoi	-	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
>ebay	-	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Stick Straw	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup
Cockroaches	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Invitationals

Name	Goals scored	Assists
Doomguy	2	0
Kacho Arino	1	1
Vile	1	0
Gunpei Yokoi	0	2

Notable retired players

Name	Picture	In-game	Description
Cockroaches			Hold on, why did the console stop working? Let me open it up an- OH FUCK IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED COCKROACHES INSIDE. That's right, they tend to move into old things, so be becareful when buying stuff.
Vile			This motherfucker will jump into his ride armor, run your shit over, then get out and kick you to death. If you kill him, he will just come back stronger to wreck your shit even harder.
Nwabudike Morgan			"Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements." CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Tre/vr/			The board-tan of /vr/. Tre/vr/ is a laid-back guy who has a passion for retro games.
NOT RETRO			From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just doesn't want to use /v/.
Pat Lawlor			Video game and pinball machine designer.
Stick Straw			One of the four playable characters from the japanese arcade game Ninja Baseball Bat Man.

Detailed Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
89	Powerglove			You plug it in like any joystick. But the similarity stops there. Because now you don't just guide the action. You're in the action.	-
70	7000 Skeletons			Sandro is back to create a proverbial wall to enhance the /vr/ defence. And by "proverbial" I mean "made of skeletons". Good luck scoring, the goal is behind 7000 skeletons.	-
87	Doc Louis			Formerly a heavyweight boxing champion, then Little Mac's coach, and now a defensive player for /vr/.	-

Left-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
94	Kirby			Small, pink, devours his opponents. While not tall enough to intercept crosses, Kirby still plays a crucial defensive role.	-
12	MAME			While there's a lot of arguing on what emulator to use for certain consoles, MAME is the go-to emulator for arcade games.	-

Right-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
4	Greedy Reseller			Scum. The bane of video game collecting, all these people care about is profit and ripping others off. Online auction sites are full of them.	-
66	AERIS DIES			OH SHIT, SPOILERS! Seriously though, one of the most well known scenes in video game history.	-

Center-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
52	Osamu Sato			He was not only the main designer, but also made the music for the surreal PS game LSD: Dream Emulator.	-
41	Megaman			The main protagonist of one of the most well known retro franchises.	-
7	Tim Follin		-	An excellent music composer. Too bad most of his work was for shovelware.	-
88	Kinaman88		-	A knowledgeable russian fellow, who makes videos about the games he played as a kid.	-

Defensive Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
29	CRT			Listen, if you want an authentic retro gaming experience, you will need a CRT, it's a huge factor. Huge enough to cover the goal up, in fact.	-
2	Virtual Boy			The first portable video game console capable of displaying true 3D graphics. Too bad it flopped.	-
1	Banjo				-

Center Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
3	Kacho Arino			Captain of the team and star of the japanese TV hit Game Center CX, where he challenges retro games.	-
8	Gunpei Yokoi			One of the greatest people to ever grace gaming. He's most known for creating the the D-pad and the Game Boy. Died a tragic death in 1997.	-
5	Bubsy			You wanted to see him play, we made him a player. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?	-
10	Vectorman				-

Attacking Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
13	>filters			Absolutely disgusting.	-
82	Vectrex			A console that used vector graphics and came out in the early 1980s. It wasn't a commercial success, but to this day it still has a fanbase.	-

Second Strikers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
6	My Dad			My dad works at Nintendo and got me the new Mario & Sonic crossover game. Yeah, it's real. What? You want to come over to try it? I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone. It would get my dad fired!	-

Center Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
93	Doomguy			WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12 ON THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! HUH? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR... KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME!	-

Special Players

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
22	Segata Sanshiro			A player who's always ready to remind you that you must play the Sega Saturn! Originally a player for /f/, he will always join /vr/ as a silver player, whenever his main team isn't participating in the competition.