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(Setting up the roster page; no images and some terrible descriptions for now.)
 
(Low-hanging fruit portraits. Just a few placeholders remain.)
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches'''
|align="center"|'''Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Power_liches.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.
|align="center"|The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Metal Boxes'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Metal Boxes'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''ph''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Metal_Bawkses.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''5'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''5'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' "Glad you could bake it, Uther."'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' "Glad you could bake it, Uther."'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''ph''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Bake_it.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|This entire citrella must be peeled.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|This entire citrella must be peeled.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''6'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''6'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Is PES a Strategy Game?'''
|align="center"|'''Is PES a Strategy Game?'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Pesychological_Horror.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Testing suggests otherwise.
|align="center"|Testing suggests otherwise.
|align="center"|'''13'''
|align="center"|'''13'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Nuclear Launch Detected'''
|align="center"|'''Nuclear Launch Detected'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Nukespam.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|Should've built more detection.
|align="center"|Should've built more detection.
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''14'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''ph''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Pylon.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''3'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''3'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''El Presidente'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''El Presidente'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''ph''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:El_presidente.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''7'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''7'''
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''KANE LIVES'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''KANE LIVES'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|''ph''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Kane_lives.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|The captain and Time's Man of the Year,<br>KANE<br>LIVES<br>IN<br>DEATH
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|The captain and Time's Man of the Year,<br>KANE<br>LIVES<br>IN<br>DEATH
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''12'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''12'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI'''
|align="center"|'''MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Misthophoroi_Phalangitai.gif|x200px]]
|align="center"|The peak of modding autism.
|align="center"|The peak of modding autism.
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''16'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD'''
|align="center"|'''WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Silent_orchestra.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|That'll be all your energy plus tip.<br>The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it escapes consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.
|align="center"|That'll be all your energy plus tip.<br>The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''22'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''King Gedivilas of Chadtuania'''
|align="center"|'''King Gedivilas of Chadtuania'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Gedivilas.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of other people's wives to seduce.
|align="center"|King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of other people's wives to seduce.
|align="center"|'''15'''
|align="center"|'''15'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Karl Franz'''
|align="center"|'''Karl Franz'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Smug_franz.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!
|align="center"|SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''18'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Panzerkampfwagenphilia'''
|align="center"|'''Panzerkampfwagenphilia'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Coh2_tiger.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|The eternal wehraboo.
|align="center"|The eternal wehraboo.
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''20'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE'''
|align="center"|'''ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Carbot_ling.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.
|align="center"|Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''19'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Horatio'''
|align="center"|'''Horatio'''
|align="center"|''ph''
|align="center"|[[File:Horatio.jpeg|x200px]]
|align="center"|All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.
|align="center"|All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''21'''
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Nuclear Gandhi'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Nuclear Gandhi'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|''ph''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Nukedhi.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Having brought every other civilisation to ruin, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11'''
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Wololo'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Wololo'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|''ph''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Wololo.gif|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|WTF I love /vst/ now
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|WTF I love /vst/ now
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''9'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''9'''

Revision as of 13:17, 25 May 2021

Back to the main team page.

Current Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

Position Name Picture Description Number
  GK
>no 110% speed ph Just not fast enough. 1
  GK
Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches Power liches.jpg The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. 2

Defence

Position Name Picture Description Number
  CB
Giant Pile of DLC ph Every Paradox game is unplayable without it. 4
  CB
Metal Boxes Metal Bawkses.png Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES! 5
  CB
"Glad you could bake it, Uther." Bake it.jpg This entire citrella must be peeled. 6
  CB
Is PES a Strategy Game? Pesychological Horror.png Testing suggests otherwise. 13
  CB
Nuclear Launch Detected Nukespam.jpg Should've built more detection. 14
  CB
ABIBA TOOT ph This is war. 23

Midfield

Position Name Picture Description Number
  CMF
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS Pylon.jpg You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas. 3
  CMF
El Presidente El presidente.jpg No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions? 7
  CMF
Artificial """Intelligence""" ph Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players. 8
  AMF
KANE LIVES Kane lives.jpg The captain and Time's Man of the Year,
KANE
LIVES
IN
DEATH 		12
  CMF
MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI Misthophoroi Phalangitai.gif The peak of modding autism. 16
  CMF
WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD Silent orchestra.png That'll be all your energy plus tip.
The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage. 		22
  CMF
King Gedivilas of Chadtuania Gedivilas.png King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of other people's wives to seduce. 15
  CMF
Karl Franz Smug franz.jpg SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS! 18
  CMF
Panzerkampfwagenphilia Coh2 tiger.png The eternal wehraboo. 20
  CMF
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE Carbot ling.jpg Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay. 19
  CMF
Horatio Horatio.jpeg All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged. 21
  CMF
Tall/Wide ph Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility. 17

Attack

Position Name Picture Description Number
  SS
">99% chance to hit" ph Surely nu-com would never lie to you about probabilities. 10
  SS
Nuclear Gandhi Nukedhi.jpg Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net. 11
  CF
Wololo Wololo.gif WTF I love /vst/ now 9

The Memorial

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