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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Giant Pile of DLC''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Giant Pile of DLC''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Paradlc.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Every Paradox game is unplayable without it. | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Every Paradox game is unplayable without it. | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''4''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''4''' | ||
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''"{{greentext|99% chance to hit}}"''' | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''"{{greentext|99% chance to hit}}"''' | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:The_99_percent.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Surely nu-com would never lie to you about probabilities. | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Surely nu-com would never lie to you about probabilities. | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''10''' | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''10''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|'''ABIBA TOOT''' | |align="center"|'''ABIBA TOOT''' | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|[[File:Abiba_toot.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|This is war. | |align="center"|This is war. | ||
|align="center"|'''23''' | |align="center"|'''23''' | ||
Revision as of 21:50, 27 May 2021
Current Roster
| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
| Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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>no 110% speed | ph | Just not fast enough. | 1 | ||
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches | 
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The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. | 2 |
Defence
| Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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Giant Pile of DLC | 
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Every Paradox game is unplayable without it. | 4 | ||
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Metal Boxes | 
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Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES! | 5 | ||
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"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD." | 
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This entire citrella must be peeled. | 6 | ||
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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | 
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You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas. | 3 | ||
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Is PES a Strategy Game? | 
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Testing suggests otherwise. | 13 | ||
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Nuclear Launch Detected | 
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Should've built more detection. | 14 | ||
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Panzerkampfwagenphilia | 
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The eternal wehraboo. | 20 | ||
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Horatio | 
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All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged. | 21 | ||
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ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE | 
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Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay. | 19 | ||
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Tall/Wide | ph | Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility. | 17 |
Midfield
| Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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El Presidente | 
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No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions? | 7 | ||
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Artificial """Intelligence""" | ph | Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players. | 8 | ||
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Wololo | 
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WTF I love /vst/ now | 9 | ||
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">99% chance to hit" | 
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Surely nu-com would never lie to you about probabilities. | 10 | ||
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MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI | 
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The peak of modding autism. | 16 | ||
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WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD | 
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That'll be all your energy plus tip. The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage. |
22 | ||
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King Gedivilas of Chadtuania | 
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King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of other people's wives to seduce. | 15 | ||
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Karl Franz | 
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SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS! | 18 | ||
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ABIBA TOOT | 
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This is war. | 23 |
Attack
| Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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KANE LIVES | 
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The captain and Time's Man of the Year, KANE LIVES IN DEATH |
12 | ||
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Nuclear Gandhi | 
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Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net. | 11 |
The Memorial
No soldiers have yet fallen in the line of duty.