Revision as of 05:38, 17 November 2013
| /adv/
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| No, seriously, just kill yourself.
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| /adv/ - Advice
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| Founded
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August 2011, January 2012
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| Manager
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AdviceDawg
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| IRL manager
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Clrs !.MF6jJha9M
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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A67B5A
Advice Dog brown
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| Ranking
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31 ( 2)
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| Highest rank
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11 (August, 2011)
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| Lowest rank
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41 (September, 2012)
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| Top scorer
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N/A (N/A)
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| Top assister
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N/A (N/A)
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| Captain
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N/A
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| Website
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/adv/ - Advice
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| Nickname
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The /adv/isors
The s/adv/irgins
The advice dogs
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 6
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5
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8
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19
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31.58%
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| Elite Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Babby Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Team music
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| Kits
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If you would like to discuss anything about the /adv/ team, you can do so in the talk page.
The /adv/ team is here and ready to fight and give some advice. They are one of the Original Sixteen teams to play in the inaugural 2011 4chan Summer Cup. After being replaced for the following 2012 4chan Winter Cup, they wanted to make a return to the 4chan cup in the newly created babby cup, hoping to propel themselves back into summer. But with /adv/ being as FUCKING BETA as they are, they failed to get a team together in time, and were disqualified from the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup. They finally pulled their shit together and played in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where they managed to finish top of their group and make it to the quarter-finals. Now back in the big tournaments, they hope to finally become alpha enough to actually score goals, and not just park the bus all the fucking time.
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Roster
Main Article: /adv/ Roster.
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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Good Guy Greg
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| 2
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Autistic
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| 3
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Relationshit
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| 4
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Bitches & Whores
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| 6
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Wat Do? (P11)
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| 7
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Suicide (P11)
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| 8
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Friendzoned (S05)
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| 11
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Assburgers
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| 10
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Cheating GF (S01)
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| 5
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5inchdick (P14/S01/S14)
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| 9
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s/adv/irgin (P12/S01)
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 12
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Capt. Hindsight
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| 23
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le voldemortface
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| 13
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Mr Jelly
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| 14
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Dick In Ass
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| 15
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Pick Up Artist
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| 16
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Polyamory
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OKCupid
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| 18
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Venting
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| 19
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Suicide Hotline
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1st World Problems
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Pls Respond
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Femanon
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Tactics
Preset 1
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 /adv/
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| Formation
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3-2-4-1
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| Tactics
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Standard
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| Player Support
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11
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| Support Range
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9
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| Position Switch
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3
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| Attacking Style
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11
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| Pressing
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20
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| Defensive Line
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20
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| Compactness
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8
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| Def. Strategy
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1
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| Set Piece Settings
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| Short Free Kicks
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5 Inch Dick
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| Long Free Kicks
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5 Inch Dick
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| Free Kicks 2
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S/adv/irgin
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| Left Corner Kicks
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Cheating GF
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| Right Corner Kicks
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Cheating GF
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| Penalty Kicks
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5 inch dick
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| Players to Join Attack
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None
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| Tactical Assistance
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| Offside Trap
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Off
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| Substitutions
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Off (Cup), Flexible (Friendlies)
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| Change Formation
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Off
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| Change Att/Def Levels
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Off
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Preset 2
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| /adv/
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| Formation
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3-2-4-1
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| Tactics
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Standard
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| Player Support
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11
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| Support Range
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9
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| Position Switch
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3
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| Attacking Style
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11
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| Pressing
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20
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| Defensive Line
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20
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| Compactness
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8
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| Def. Strategy
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1
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| Set Piece Settings
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| Short Free Kicks
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5 Inch Dick
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| Long Free Kicks
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5 Inch Dick
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| Free Kicks 2
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S/adv/irgin
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| Left Corner Kicks
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Cheating GF
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| Right Corner Kicks
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Cheating GF
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| Penalty Kicks
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5 inch dick
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| Players to Join Attack
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None
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| Tactical Assistance
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| Offside Trap
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Off
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| Substitutions
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Off (Cup), Flexible (Friendlies)
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| Change Formation
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Off
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| Change Att/Def Levels
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Off
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Preset 3
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| /adv/
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| Formation
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3-2-4-1
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| Tactics
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Standard
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| Player Support
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12
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| Support Range
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7
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| Position Switch
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3
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| Attacking Style
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11
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| Pressing
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13
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| Defensive Line
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10
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| Compactness
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8
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| Def. Strategy
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1
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| Set Piece Settings
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| Short Free Kicks
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5 Inch Dick
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| Long Free Kicks
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5 Inch Dick
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| Free Kicks 2
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S/adv/irgin
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| Left Corner Kicks
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Cheating GF
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| Right Corner Kicks
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Cheating GF
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| Penalty Kicks
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5 inch dick
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| Players to Join Attack
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None
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| Tactical Assistance
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| Offside Trap
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Off
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| Substitutions
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Off (Cup), Flexible (Friendlies)
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| Change Formation
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Off
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| Change Att/Def Levels
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Off
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Preset 4
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| /adv/
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| Formation
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3-2-4-1
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| Tactics
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Standard
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| Player Support
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16
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| Support Range
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9
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| Position Switch
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3
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| Attacking Style
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10
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| Pressing
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20
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| Defensive Line
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20
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| Compactness
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8
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| Def. Strategy
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1
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| Set Piece Settings
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| Short Free Kicks
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5 Inch Dick
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| Long Free Kicks
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5 Inch Dick
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| Free Kicks 2
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S/adv/irgin
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| Left Corner Kicks
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Cheating GF
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| Right Corner Kicks
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Cheating GF
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| Penalty Kicks
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5 inch dick
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| Players to Join Attack
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None
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| Tactical Assistance
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| Offside Trap
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Off
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| Substitutions
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Off (Cup), Flexible (Friendlies)
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| Change Formation
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Off
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| Change Att/Def Levels
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Off
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Results
| Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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Notes
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| August, 2011
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 /tv/
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2011 Summer Cup - Winners' Bracket - Round 1
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3-1 L
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???
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| August, 2011
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 /soc/
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2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 1
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2-0 W
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???
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| August, 2011
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 /int/
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2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 2
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3-0 W
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???
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| August, 2011
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 /mu/
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2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 3
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2-0 L
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???
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| February 19, 2012
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/soc/
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2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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2-1 L
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???
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| February 25, 2012
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 /r9k/
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2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
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3-1 W
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???
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| May 12, 2012
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/r9k/
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2012 Summer Cup Friendlies
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2-0 W
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Cheating GF  45+1', 47'
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| May 26, 2012
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/soc/
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2012 Summer Cup Friendlies
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2-0 L
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| June 2, 2012
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 /gif/
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2012 Summer Cup Friendlies
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2-2 D
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Beta As Fuck 42', 85'
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| June 2, 2012
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 /fit/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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3-2 L
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Beta As Fuck 23'
5inchdick 33'
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| September 15, 2012
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 /g/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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3-1 L
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Beta As Fuck 5'
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| September 29, 2012
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 /fa/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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2-0 L
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| October 13, 2012
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/soc/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage
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2-2 D
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5inchdick 5', 55'
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| October 14, 2012
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 /lit/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage
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1-1 D
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5inchdick ?'
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| October 20, 2012
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/gif/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage
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4-0 W
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Suicide 8'
5inchdick 15', 31', 75'
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| October 21, 2012
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 /h/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16
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1-0 W
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Beta As Fuck 44'
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| October 21, 2012
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/r9k/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals
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0-0 D
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/adv/ lost 2-3 on penalties.
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| December 15, 2012
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 /hr/
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2013 Winter Cup Friendlies
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0-0 D
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Clrs' first game as manager.
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| February 9, 2013
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 /a/
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2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage
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4-3 L
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18', 63' S/adv/irgin
40' Femanon
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Replay (43 mins)
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| February 15, 2013
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 /mlp/
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2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage
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TBD
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| February17, 2013
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 /m/
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2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage
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TBD
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Cup Record
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
After being disqualified from the Spring Babby Cup, the s/adv/irgins had to take advantage of their second chance of the year to get into a major 4chan Cup. The cup draw placed /adv/ with /soc/, /lit/, and /gif/. Despite the conditioning of /soc/'s players being much better than /adv/'s, the match ended in a 2-2 draw, with both Feet and 5inchdick having doubles. Next, conditioning would be /adv/'s enemy again against /lit/, but the team was once again able to save a point, this time with a 1-1 draw with 5inchdick scoring again. Finally, /adv/'s much-needed win came against /gif/ in a match that ended with the score being 4-0. With this, /adv/ would top the group and qualify for the 2013 Winter Cup. While /h/ came from a memorable victory against /v/, /adv/ ended their journey with a 44th minute goal from Beta As Fuck. Notably, /h/ would missed a header in front of an empty goal in this match. The quarterfinals had /adv/ facing /r9k/ in the beta derby, and it lived up to the jokes made about it. After 120 minutes of boring, horrific, atrocious football, the match had to be decided by penalty kicks. With Femanon missing the first kick for /adv/, the viewers and commentators wondered if anyone would ever score in these penalty kicks. /adv/ would lose 2-3 to /r9k/ in the penalty kick shoot-out after missing 3 shots.
Rivalries
/adv/ vs. /r9k/: The Beta Bowl
Sharing so many identical features, /adv/'s main rival is the once-feared ROBOT9000, now a festering shell of its former self as ROBOT9001. Matches between the two sides usually result in no-score draws due to both teams being scared of touching the ball in case anything bad happens.
/adv/ vs. /soc/: The Anti-Social Derby
/adv/ lost their first match against /soc/ in a tough fight. Due to this, matches between the two sides are now referred to as derbies, although this is a one-way view as /soc/ couldn't give a fuck.
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