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Founded August 2011 IRL manager Captain Planet !!jQ3SDxu5hpL Team colors Chat color 749755 Olive Green Ranking 35 ( 26) Highest rank 3 ((September 2013)) Lowest rank 35 ((August 2014)) Top scorer Triforce (23) Top assister Unknown (?) Captain Triforce Website /b/ - Random Nickname /b/-tards
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 18 11 20 49 36.73%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /hm/  2–5  /b/ April 19, 2014 Biggest defeat /b/  1–4  /c/ May 4, 2013 First match /x/  2–1  /b/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Staple Tapeworms on My Penis Goal horn Can Can Sandstorm
Kits

A founding member of the 4chan Cup and the original board of 4chan, /b/ are a well-established and (somewhat ironically) respectable side. After going winless for two tournaments in a row, /b/ finally got their break in the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup and kept up the good form in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, winning 3rd place and dramatically changing the way people see /b/.

After /b/'s success in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, they promptly lost 3 out of 4 friendlies. In a futile attempt, /b/ got knocked out of the 2014 4chan Winter Cup, putting them is right back where they started.

4chan Cup History

2011 4chan Summer Cup

/b/ was an unwanted entry in the original 4chan Cup. As much as everyone hates the board, you can't have a 4chan cup without /b/. In the first tournament and the first 4chan Cup match ever, /x/ proved to be 2SPOOKY4/b/ as they won 2-1, sending them to the Losers' Bracket. /fa/ would eliminate /b/ here in a match that ended 1-0 with Cufflink being the man of the match.

2012 4chan Winter Cup

Though /b/ didn't get too far into the competition, this was a very memorable performance from the team. In the first round, /b/ would send the defending champions /a/ to the Losers' Bracket due to /a/ scoring an idiotic own goal, and Chocolate Rain scoring for /b/ at the last minute. Next, /x/ would once again scare the shit out of /b/, who couldn't win despite a Chocolate Rain hat trick as /x/ won the match 4-3. In the Losers' Bracket, /b/ won against underdogs /o/ 2-0, with /o/'s fanbase being remarkably calm about this loss as they went out of the competition without scoring goals. /b/'s run would end in the next round as /tg/ beat them 3-0.

2012 4chan Summer Cup

With the new format and teams from the Spring Babby cup joining the fun, /b/ was hoping to have a performance similar to the Winter cup. Actually, that's not true since /b/ doesn't care about the competition and it's best if it stays that way. /b/ was drawn into Group E with /sp/, /o/, and /d/. After /sp/ made a very memorable comeback against /d/, /b/ cooled the crowd off with a dull 1-1 draw with /o/ with their queen Boxxy scoring. Next, /sp/'s single goal from Messi gave them all they needed in a rather calm match against /b/ that ended with the score being 1-0. /b/ needed a win to have a chance to go through to the next stage, but instead they were greeted with a 5-3 loss to /d/ and were sent to the babbies along with /o/ due to the low amount of points both teams had.

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Before the cup even began, /b/ had a memorable 4-3 win against /v/ in their preparation friendlies. Apart from that, they had a 0-0 draw with /c/ and a 2-2 draw with /soc/ to think about as they went into the competition. Their cancerous cousins /r9k/ would join them in Group H along with /vg/ and /u/. Because Germanbro forgot to make certain changes to the ratings of some /b/ players, the team had to be rigged with said players being placed out of position. While it seemed like /vg/ would win the first match of the group, /b/ would draw level with a goal from Triforce, much to Germanbro's butthurt. Next, up-and-coming /r9k/ would win against /b/ with Japanese Lettuce Hardcore drowning /b/ with feels. With /vg/ losing to /r9k/, this left them with 4 points, meaning that if /b/ could win their next match against /u/ by 2 goals, they would qualify for the next Winter Cup. Despite conditioning being against /u/ in comparison to /b/, the match ended in a 0-0 draw, keeping /b/ in the babbies.

2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup

After the previous babby cup, Cosa Nostra had taken a lengthy hiatus from 4chan cup activity. Said hiatus went on for so long that /b/'s first group stage match was already played by the time Cosa Nostra came back. /c/ enjoyed a 4-1 win over an unmanaged /b/, with Triforce scoring the consolation goal. Though /co/ had just lost to /fa/, a team that hadn't won since the Wardrobe Malfunction incident, they were still considered favorites against /b/. Despite Cosa Nostra's absence, /b/ was able to surprise everyone by winning 1-0 with Anonymous proving he is, in fact, LEEJUN. Cosa Nostra returned soon after this match and it was time for him to do or die: Even winning might not have been enough if /c/ won against /co/ by enough goals. Despite this, /b/ got another surprising 1-0 win with Triforce scoring the winner against /fa/. Because /co/ beat /c/ in the match that followed, /b/ returned to the Summer Cup. /b/'s troll-tastic streak of wins was cut short by /soc/ in the Round of 16 after a tough 2-0 loss.

2013 4chan Summer Cup

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A historic moment for /b/ led to much butthurt: they made the top 4 of a 4chan cup with mostly giant black players on the squad.

/b/ went into maximum overdrive with their troll football: /b/ was not only one of the tallest teams in the cup, which led to more butthurt about height abuse, they also had a historic run to 3rd place. Their run started with a 2-0 win over the hyped /d/. Triforce danced all over /d/'s defense, and James Holmes finished the match off at the 80th minute. /lit/'s horrific debut to a major cup continued with a 4-1 loss to /b/, with Triforce scoring 4 goals. The cancer derby (or Popularity Derby as it's known on this page) with /v/ was up next and it disappointed. /b/ lost 1-0 in a dull match where Gaben's goal was the only bit of excitement.

In the round of 16, the >/m/ council came up with rather strange tactics that made their defense very leaky. /m/'s offense was still something to look out for, and by the end of the first half, /b/ was winning 3-2. A killer shot from James Holmes gave /b/ their 4th goal, which was enough to eliminate /m/ in a 4-3 win. The quarterfinals brought /b/ a great struggle with /trv/, but they got past it in true /b/ style. Despite /trv/ having twice the shots, /b/ won 1-0.

/mu/ ended /b/'s dreams to win the whole cup in a tense 1-0 loss in the semifinals. However, /b/ still managed to get somewhat of a happy ending: /v/ also got sent to the third place playoff, so /b/ got a rematch for the previous 1-0 loss. Triforce got /b/ ahead first, and then No Fun Allowed scored a ridiculous own goal. Though SANIC tried to make /b/'s players go deaf with his goalhorn, Triforce put the match away with a goal of his own, giving /b/ an originally unexpected third place finish.

After that, the team also won 4 Team Awards: Most Improved, Underdog of the Tournament, Surprise of the Tournament, and Best Anthem for Staple Tape Worms On My Penis.

2014 4chan Winter Cup

After such a great run in the last summer, /b/ had to prove themselves worthy of that third place finish. Instead of getting third place in the cup, /b/ got third place in their group, relegating them once again. The once great James Holmes had such an atrocious run in the cup that a video was made out of his horrible decision making. In the final group stage fixture, /soc/ had a 4-2 win over /hr/. /b/ only needed a draw against /an/ to survive, but instead lost 1-0 with a massive blunder in /b/'s final push for a goal that led to /b/ trolling themselves out of the cup.

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup

The Babby Cup had a new format with 8 groups of 5 teams, and /b/ was drawn in what some would call a gay group since /fa/, /hm/, and /lgbt/ were there along with /b/ and /out/. At the start, /b/ looked strong in a 3-1 win over /out/, but then drew against a rigged /fa/ that had 3 silver players and only one gold as a punishment. Disaster stuck when /lgbt/ crushed /b/ 4-1. The combination of results from /lgbt/ vs /hm/ and /fa/ vs /out/ made it mathematically impossible for /b/ to get promoted back to the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. /b/ unleashed their rage at this on /hm/ with a 5-2 win that originally meant nothing for either team.

A twist of events happened just before the Summer Cup: /fa/'s management had been suspended, and their team was disqualified from the Summer Cup. Their spot was taken by the highest ranked team that did not qualify from the Spring Babbies and that team was /b/.

2014 4chan Summer Cup

/b/'s first two matches in this cup can be quickly summarized with this image:

The grand beauty of these 0-0 thrillers was that they left /b/ in a position where they could avoid relegation if they could just beat /f/, a team that also failed to score any goals in the cup at the time.
They didn't. Trolled 2 Death scored /b/'s only goal of the cup in their 2-1 loss to /f/.

Team

Export (August 2014)

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK FUCKIN' SAVED #   LB RULE 34 #   CB CHRIS HANSEN #   CB TOO SOON #   CB STONER THREAD #   RB SO CASH #   DMF 60s SPIDERMAN #   CMF TROLLED TO DEATH #   CMF GIGA PUDDI #   SS THE FAPPENING #   CF TRIFORCE

No. Position Player #   GK OP #   GK TRIGGER WARNING #   CB SHOVELDOG #   CB SKULLFUCK #   CB 2EDGY4ME #   RB BERRY MY DICK #   DMF SWEET PRINCE #   DMF MUSTARD GAS #   CMF GENKOUHANDE #   LB ASS THREAD #   SS HEAVEN #   CF >>>/b/

Minor League Affiliate: /b/ Newfags

Player Specific Goalhorns

Rivalries

Old Firm - /b/ vs. /a/

As two of the oldest and biggest boards on 4chan, a rivalry is expected. Some others call this the Cancerigenous Derby; both teams have a reputation they must uphold. (1-0-0)

Cancer Derby - /b/ vs. /v/

/v/ and /b/ are the two most high-traffic boards on 4chan, and there is always a substantial amount of vidya content on /b/ while /v/ is often plagued by non topic threads. This often leads to cries of /v/ being called "/b/ 2.0". (2-0-1)

Cancer Derby Jr. - /b/ vs. /soc/

Being a child board of /b/, /soc/ considers /b/ to be their archrivals. It wasn't until the 2014 4chan Winter Cup that /b/ acknowledged this as a rivalry. (1-1-1)

Results

Matches in gray were voided via Dragongate.

Friendlies

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 3, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	???
March 4, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	???
May 12, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Tacgnol  20' Mudkipz 52'
June 2, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Boxxy 56' Chocolate Rain 66'
June 9, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???
August 18, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 1, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Chocolate Rain  45+' Beta Male 57'
September 9, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	Triforce 15', 43' James Holmes 56' Boxxy 82'
December 22, 2012	/ck/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Triforce 4' Pedobear 38', 66'
April 13, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Triforce  16' James Holmes  42' Pedobear  77'
July 20, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
July 21, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Triforce  20', 45+', 52' James Holmes  57'
September 21, 2013	/f/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
October 5, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
January 11, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	James Holmes  30'
January 19, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
May 30, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L

Cup Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/x/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
August, 2011	/fa/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
January 5, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Kaiji  67' (o.g.) Chocolate Rain  90+3'
January 6, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-3 L	Chocolate Rain  44', 66', 105'
January 7, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Boxxy  76' Mudkipz  87'
January 7, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
July 13, 2012	/o/	Group Stage SC2012	1-1 D	Boxxy  65'
July 14, 2012	/sp/	Group Stage SC2012	1-0 L
July 15, 2012	/d/	Group Stage SC2012	5-3 L	Chocolate Rain  17', 29', 52'
October 13, 2012	/vg/	Group Stage ABC2012	1-1 D	Triforce 66'
October 19, 2012	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 L	Triforce 57'
October 20, 2012	/u/	Group Stage ABC2012	0-0 D
May 4, 2013	/c/	Group Stage SBC2013	4-1 L	Triforce  8'
May 10, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Anonymous  43'
May 12, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Triforce  53'
May 18, 2013	/soc/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 L
August 17, 2013	/d/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Triforce  60' James Holmes  80'
August 23, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SC2013	4-1 W	Triforce  12', 21', 62', 72'
August 25, 2013	/v/	Group Stage SC2013	1-0 L
August 31, 2013	/m/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-3 W	2Edgy4Me  3' James Holmes  24', 82' Triforce  34'
September 1, 2013	/trv/	Quarterfinals SC2013	1-0 W	James Holmes  37'
September 1, 2013	/mu/	Semifinals SC2013	1-0 L
September 1, 2013	/v/	Third Place Playoff SC2013	3-1 W	Triforce  4', 66' No Fun Allowed  19'
February 15, 2014	/hr/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
February 21, 2014	/soc/	Group Stage WC2014	2-1 W	Triforce  40' Moses Garza  72'
February 23, 2014	/an/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/out/	Group Stage SBC2014	3-1 W	Triforce  34' GIGA PUDDI  47', 49'
April 6, 2014	/fa/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Trolled 2 Death  61'
April 12, 2014	/lgbt/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-4 L	GIGA PUDDI  6'
April 19, 2014	/hm/	Group Stage SBC2014	5-2 W	Toaster Steve  11' GIGA PUDDI  34', 38' Triforce  69', 81'
July 18, 2014	/an/	Group Stace SC2014	0-0 D
July 20, 2014	/e/	Group Stage SC2014	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/f/	Group Stage SC2014	1-2 L	Trolled 2 Death  81'
October 18, 2014	/fit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
October 26, 2014	/k/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
October 31, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
November 2, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Honours

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  2013 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place