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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Futaba.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Futaba.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sana is too busy torturing opposing players to give a damn about saving a single shot. Don't care. Single GK all the way baby! | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sana is too busy torturing opposing players to give a damn about saving a single shot. Don't care. Single GK all the way baby! | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{tt|{{greentext|0.0000000004%}}|previously known as Cute and fUNNY}}''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Touka.png|350px]] | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A prodigious loli meguca who excels in both astrophysics and biology; she is most well known for her scientific discovery on the percentage of megucas that are heterosexual on Earth: <br> '''0.0000000004%''' <br> Don't question her ethics or she will nyaa loudly and call for onee-chan's assistance. | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Amane.png|200x60px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Amane.png|200x60px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 200 million times a second | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 200 million times a second | ||
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; style="background:#F7D2E9;color:#FDFDFD" width="10%"| Runes | ! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; style="background:#F7D2E9;color:#FDFDFD" width="10%"| Runes | ||
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; style="background:#F7D2E9;color:#FDFDFD" width="60%"| Description | ! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; style="background:#F7D2E9;color:#FDFDFD" width="60%"| Description | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{tt|Alcoholic Town Bicycle|previously known as Sakae Town Bicycle}}''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Mifuyu.jpg|300px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Azusa.png|140px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A /PMMM/sis woke up from her bed today and made an important discovery. <br> She is literally Mifuyu. <br> I mean, both of them are kinda of useless, power bottoms towards younger megucas, and drink obscene amounts of alcohol like you wouldn't imagine. <br> Did I tell you both are hags too? | |||
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How did they get away with this? | How did they get away with this? | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''BEST JANNU''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Live2D-42.png|300px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Darc.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /u/'s not winning a cup for now so Tart's back on the team until then. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Miwa.png|140px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Miwa.png|140px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| S-SH-SHOWER????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| S-SH-SHOWER????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Haha... look at ShiggyWiggy's Shiguweeny, look how small her Shigu-ochinchin is. <br> I did tell you this is a girl right? | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Haha... look at ShiggyWiggy's Shiguweeny, look how small her Shigu-ochinchin is. <br> I did tell you this is a girl right? | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{tt|Mothra Lolita|previously known as Grand Moff Tarkin}}''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Uitamaki.jpg|300px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Tamaki.png|140px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''HOLY SHIT ITS MOTHRA AND SHE GREW A MOUTH!!!'''<br>She also finds page 10 to be very scary. | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{tt|Hinomoto Supremacy|previously known as Akemi Heiress}}''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hinomoto.jpg|300px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Tokime.png|140px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Leader of the Tokime clan and notorious countrybumpkin. <br> Reinstated after fulfilling her role as an onahole at home. Hopefully, that teaches her to not commit anymore war crimes in the future. <br> <s>Also Best Girl</s> | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hiiragi.png|140px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hiiragi.png|140px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Now, I will create monster-like creatures to terrorize Kamihama City residents for our goal to save megucae, this certainly won't come back to haunt m- *collapses* | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Now, I will create monster-like creatures to terrorize Kamihama City residents for our goal to save megucae, this certainly won't come back to haunt m- *collapses* | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Mitsuki.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Mitsuki.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The rumor of the ghost that takes over the Shonenshitter's sleeping body. Let's have it stay that way okay? | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The rumor of the ghost that takes over the Shonenshitter's sleeping body. Let's have it stay that way okay? | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Ao, you're a demon..."<br>"No, I'm a snake." | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Ao, you're a demon..."<br>"No, I'm a snake." | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Live2D-24.png|300px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Live2D-24.png|300px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Miki.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Miki.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| さやか? More like 最悪. What a 災厄.<br>She truly never tops.<br>And it shows after being kicked from the roster.<br>I mean this is what she was made for!<br>https://vocaroo.com/1p9rXsaCsrT | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Ashley.jpg|300px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Ashley.jpg|300px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Taylor.png|200x60px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Taylor.png|200x60px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| NA got shut down again after Ashley was found to be illegally living in JP. <br> She'll try to immigrate to JP again, hopefully while becoming a legal Japanese citizen. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Juri.jpg|300px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Juri.jpg|300px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Oba.png|140px]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Oba.png|140px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She turned out to be the prey to the opposing team's predator. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Fuyuu''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Live2D-11.png|300px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Akino.png]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for VGLX-2 <br> She's gone for now because she Fuyuu'd Rena's Cringey Renas a little too hard, resulting in her ass getting beat by some Futatsugi mooks and being injured for a few months. | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Fool Girl''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:2DLiveKarin.png|300px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Misono.png|140px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for VGLX-2 <br> AliKari Redemption Arc will be back, nano! | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Schizo Synthesis''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Himena.png|300px]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for VGLX-2 <br> Boyfriend killed himself? <br> No problem, wish for him to be forever with you in your head to take Together Forever to a completely different meaning. <br> This cutie surely understood that warning ★ | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Invest in Konohacoin''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Konoha.png|350px]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for VGLX-2 <br> Her cryptocurrency tanked the past few months so she'll be gone for now while she fixes her {{greentext|product}} back to the standards that she liked before. | |||
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[[Category:Unofficial team rosters]] | [[Category:Unofficial team rosters]] |
Revision as of 21:13, 13 April 2023
Starting 11
Substitutes
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Alcoholic Town Bicycle | ![]() |
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A /PMMM/sis woke up from her bed today and made an important discovery. She is literally Mifuyu. I mean, both of them are kinda of useless, power bottoms towards younger megucas, and drink obscene amounts of alcohol like you wouldn't imagine. Did I tell you both are hags too? | ||
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FASTER THAN LIGHT | ![]() |
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You can't have the thread start without posting a MASSIVELY FASTER THAN LIGHT MOMOKO. It's just an obligatory thing to do. | ||
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Daito International Airport | ![]() |
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>daitoids | ||
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Something's Gonna Get Blown Off | ![]() |
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>cums near death
How did they get away with this? | ||
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BEST JANNU | ![]() |
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/u/'s not winning a cup for now so Tart's back on the team until then. | ||
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/PMMM/ Smells Like This?! | ![]() |
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S-SH-SHOWER????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | ||
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ShiggyWiggy | ![]() |
Haha... look at ShiggyWiggy's Shiguweeny, look how small her Shigu-ochinchin is. I did tell you this is a girl right? | |||
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Mothra Lolita | ![]() |
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HOLY SHIT ITS MOTHRA AND SHE GREW A MOUTH!!! She also finds page 10 to be very scary. | ||
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Hinomoto Supremacy | ![]() |
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Leader of the Tokime clan and notorious countrybumpkin. Reinstated after fulfilling her role as an onahole at home. Hopefully, that teaches her to not commit anymore war crimes in the future. | ||
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TSUVID-19 | ![]() |
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Onegai TSUVID! Please don't shut down my country! | ||
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5v1 me, faggot | ![]() |
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W A S H E D WE CHARGE META NOW WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT, BAWH GOD | ||
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That Bitch Mikoto | ![]() |
Some hate her and call her a bitch, whore, slut, etc. Some love her and say she deserves eternal salvation. But all she really wants is to be with her phantom gf. | |||
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Retired players/megucas
List of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.
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Sweet Water Guy | ![]() |
Remove males. | |||
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Gacha RNG Salt | ![]() |
Remove Incubators. | |||
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Chinese Wolverine | ![]() |
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Replaced by her leader. | ||
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Achishi | ![]() |
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Konoha could no longer be convinced that disaster wouldn't befall Ayame. | ||
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Midriff Fetish | ![]() |
Ume-tentei was more interested in the girls than the ball. | |||
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Date Rapist Chouseiya-san | ![]() |
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She doesn't like doing hard work herself, so she became the team owner. | ||
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NTR Queen | ![]() |
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The fearsome leader and keikaku master of the Lesbian China Yakuza Group. | ||
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Kazumi B4 Sayaka! | ![]() |
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She may be the MC of a crappy spinoff manga, but she's still better than Sayaka. | ||
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Prepare My Kokoro | ![]() |
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She'll make even the most stone-faced, cold-hearted edgelords go doki doki with her biri biri. | ||
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Lolibaba Science Goblin | ![]() |
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She may never achieve her dream of being a sexy lady, but perhaps she can gain popularity through divegrass fame. | ||
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ORIKO was right | ![]() |
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So we put her on the left. Hopefully she’ll play ball instead of trying to kill Madoka. | ||
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Lesbian Shinigami | ![]() |
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She had you collect tens of thousands of pencils and thousands of notebooks, just so she could write about her girlfriend. All according to keikaku. | ||
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13 Year Old Lesbian Harem | ![]() |
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She may be the odd one out of the Lesbian China-Yakuza Gorilla Group, but she is not to be underestimated. | ||
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A World of Bullshit | ![]() |
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*dodges your attacks*
*teleports behind you* *unsheathes magia* Heh, nothin' personnel, kid... | ||
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Mother of Rumours | ![]() |
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Now, I will create monster-like creatures to terrorize Kamihama City residents for our goal to save megucae, this certainly won't come back to haunt m- *collapses* | ||
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Wings of Chargius | ![]() |
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I desperately want to mate with a meguca. I want to get into bed naked with a meguca, spread open her pussy, insert my cock inside of her, oppress her with my massive weight and cum inside her, fertilizing her eggs as a baby is conceived inside of her undead body. I want to mate with a meguca. It can be any meguca, I don't care. What I want is to copulate, to breed with a magical girl, not a normal girl. The first girls that come to mind are Yachiyo and Mami. Next up for thought are Mifuyu and Tart. It could even be Yuma or Touka. The point is, I've had enough of normal women. I need pussy and I need Magical Girl pussy, pussy to crush my cock with superhuman strength to drain my balls into little seeds as they suck all the cum from it. I want to get into bed with a meguca. I want to watch her recoil as she sees my disgusting obese body and how it gets aroused at the sight of her own. Imagine the utter look of disgust Yachiyo would cast and glare at you. Ria might vomit at witnessing the mass of flesh and fat about to violate her goddess' body. Ui would just cry at the understanding that such a disgusting subhuman heap would connect with her cunny and make her a young mother. But the insertion, the insertion is where the fun is act. Imagine taking out your cock and just ramming into Yuma's womanly hole. She'd just scream, accidentally activating her healing magic and wrapping around your member with a freshly remade hymen. Or imagine Tart. You're basically destroying a virgin and knowing this makes your throbbing member just swipe against her cunt walls. What about Madoka Kaname? Imagine her high, squeaking voice as your manhood connects with her womanhole and she gasps, trying to take you in the classical way, like a good woman. Imagine the thrusting and the creaking of the bed as you bounce your morbid frame against Riko. Every press down, a yell - Hinano is probably a screamer. It all must end in cumming inside. I want to fertilize Kyouko. What a bold yet powerful statement Too bad you got banned lmao | ||
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BEFRIENDING | ![]() |
Time travel back to /u/. | |||
23 |
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>300 Magia Chips | ![]() |
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Superseded by HomuHomu.
You should have pre-registered. | ||
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Holy Mami | ![]() |
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She has an anime version unit now. But like, it looks ugly. And she still couldn't make the roster LMAO | ||
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Blonde Beauty | ![]() |
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The rumor of the ghost that takes over the Shonenshitter's sleeping body. Let's have it stay that way okay? | ||
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Full Bloom Sakura | ![]() |
Ah, full bloom... | ||||
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Snek | ![]() |
"Ao, you're a demon..." "No, I'm a snake." | ||||
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Little Foal | ![]() |
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Dumb foal played like shit on the team, so as punishment she will be castrated and sent to the glue factory for eternity. | ||
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Never a Tops | ![]() |
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さやか? More like 最悪. What a 災厄. She truly never tops. And it shows after being kicked from the roster. I mean this is what she was made for! https://vocaroo.com/1p9rXsaCsrT | ||
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Chelsea | ![]() |
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NA got shut down again after Ashley was found to be illegally living in JP. She'll try to immigrate to JP again, hopefully while becoming a legal Japanese citizen. | ||
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Dragon Ovipostitor | ![]() |
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She turned out to be the prey to the opposing team's predator. | ||
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Fuyuu | ![]() |
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Sacked for VGLX-2 She's gone for now because she Fuyuu'd Rena's Cringey Renas a little too hard, resulting in her ass getting beat by some Futatsugi mooks and being injured for a few months. | ||
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Fool Girl | ![]() |
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Sacked for VGLX-2 AliKari Redemption Arc will be back, nano! | ||
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Schizo Synthesis | ![]() |
Sacked for VGLX-2 Boyfriend killed himself? No problem, wish for him to be forever with you in your head to take Together Forever to a completely different meaning. This cutie surely understood that warning ★ | |||
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Invest in Konohacoin | ![]() |
Sacked for VGLX-2 Her cryptocurrency tanked the past few months so she'll be gone for now while she fixes her >product back to the standards that she liked before. |