/v/

/v/
VIDYA GAEMZ!
/v/ - Video Games
Founded August, 2011 IRL manager Sillius !!f7WVZt/RWCS Team colors Chat color 9900FF Dragon Dildo Purple Ranking 8 ( 7) Highest rank 1 (Summer 2022) Lowest rank 54 (Spring 2019) Top scorer SANIC (86) Top assister SANIC (33) Captain SANIC Website /v/ - Video Games Nickname /v/irgins The /v/idya Home ground Final PEStination
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 62 23 61 146 42.47%
GF GA GD 276 264 +12
Biggest win /v/  7–0  /lit/ August 17, 2013 Biggest defeat /v/  0–6  /x/ January 24, 2020 First match /v/  1–0  /s/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 16 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 1st Place, 2022 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 13 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 4th place, 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Snake Eater Alternate anthem FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA Alternate anthem Relegation Alternate anthem Victory anthem Goal horn GALO SENGEN, (/v/ goal horn forever) Alternate goal horn Gone Guru - Lifeseeker (3+ goals) Alternate goal horn Wonderball 101 - Tables Turnover (90+ horn or make a 1 point comeback) Alternate goal horn 2fast (SANIC scores) Alternate goal horn Gotta go fast (SANIC hattrick) Alternate goal horn Devil Trigger (Dante scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit

Team Description

DAMMIT /v/ YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT DO YOU EVEN PLAY GAEMS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????

[deep breath]

Despite having a large fanbase and being one of the founding teams of the 4chan Cup, the city of /v/ has never had that much success in actually playing the game of association football. After earning themselves a quick exit from their first three Cups, /v/ was relegated to the Babby Cup. With the PESbro era over, many wondered if the team would ever claw its way out of the Babbies. But a Candidate (#2, to be specific) emerged with a slightly-changed roster and revitalized the depressed team. Even though /v/ met an unfortunate end in the second round due to Ultros spaghetti, they qualified for Winter. Though this success was not long-lived, not in the same way - a week or two before the 2013 Winter Cup, Candidate #2 retired. People laughed when the new manager, Exec, tried to post a change to his export minutes after the deadline. Those critics were silenced when /v/ topped their group, facing off against juggernaut squads like /ck/ and /d/. The incredible performance continued getting fourth at '13 Summer in spite of height abuse, and the manager being unable to livemanage during most of the knockouts. Winter '14 didn't go as fans had hoped, but managing to avoid relegation was a prize in and of itself.

Then everything went to hell for /v/ once again in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. Not only was /v/ relegated, the disaster of relegation came at the hands of /vg/.

A disastrous Autumn campaign led to /v/'s worst performance ever, with no wins, only one draw, and placing 39th out of 40 in the entire Autumn Babby Cup, only above >former Elite Cup champions /trv/. Since then /v/ have been permanently stuck in the Babbies, with only one win in eight matches under new management. For what seemed like eternity for a shrinking /v/ fanbase petty glory was finally obtained in the 2016 Spring Cup Qualifiers called the fetus by many this would be /v/'s first steeping stone back to relevance. The 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup proved to be reawakening of the vidya board, for the first time ever /v/ master raced a group, but not just any group but one so called "group of death." With this the naysayers and shitposters were finally silenced . The RO16 was a success with a 1-0 victory for the /v/idya against /o/. The quarter finals ended in a 3-1 victory against /v/'s rival /sp/, a second triumph. It had been three years since /v/ stood at any semifinal, unfortunately it ended with an even worse result, with a very spainful defeat, /v/'s star was sent flying into a collision course with an arguably even more autistic /r9k/, However even with a good game /v/ was defeated at the hands of more robots in a 4-3 thriller. Ranking fourth was a sweet pill for a depressed /v/ fanbase and management staff. With that the Spring campaign was over /v/ would qualify for the 2016 4chan Summer Cup its first elite in two years.

At first the prospect of a similar performance to the previous cup seemed unlikely especially given the group, but like 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup /v/ surprised everyone, and even itself. The group was by no means a cake walk or master race ending in 6-6-6-0 tragedy for /v/'s arch-rival, yet beating the 2016 4chan Winter Cup's champion certainly helped legitimatize /v/'s presence as an elite team. The RO16 match ended in a 3-2 victory against the /d/eviants. Quarter finals saw a similar success with a 2-0 victory against /e/. /v/ stood at semis once again against a familiar opponent last faced in the spring round of 16, /o/. Unfortunately for the /v/idya it truly turned out to be >/o/'s year. The third place trophy beckoned, yet it seems that fate did not favor /v/ as more robots stood in their way. The game ended in a 4-3 victory for the /m/echas, coincidentally this was the same scoreline in /v/'s spring third place game. Even though the 2016 4chan Summer Cup was widely considered shitty /v/irgins took solace that the newly revived /v/ team could hold out in an elite competition. /v/ qualified for the 2017 4chan Winter Cup and with it enter a brand new PES.

The 2017 4chan Winter Cup was a Pyrrhic victory for /v/, while advancing to the 2017 4chan Summer Cup the board lost much pride by losing to /vp/ in the group stages, even with this shameful defeat /v/ manged to defeat historical rival, /b/ and >/p/ allowing them to advance. Unfortunately the /v/idya was finally defeated by its rival, perfidious /sp/. With this defeat /v/ advanced to a new elite, where they failed to win a match, blowing a 2-0 lead against /f/, shamefully drawing /vg/, and then losing to /tv/ to get relegated. They then proceeded to get further embarrassed in the 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, only managing a one goal win against /out/ (the one goal was pretty fucking great though) before losing to /sp/ AGAIN and blowing an early lead to an autopilot /cm/. /v/ went back to stealing their neighbors' tactics in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup, with disastrous results as they crashed out with 3 draws (to /wg/, /fa/, and /lgbt/) and a humiliating 3-0 loss (to eventual cup champion /e/). In the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, they couldn't even get out of the fucking fetus. They got closer to coming out of the darkness a cup later, then yo-yo'd for long enough that they eventually won a Tsun-Derby, and then lost one of the best runs ever in devastating fashion after ripping apart all of /w/, /his/, /tv/, and /pw/ prior. They weren't even supposed to be there! One question has been answered, but many more remain. Will /v/ ever place higher than fourth? Will ANYONE ever edit the wiki page to look actually 100% honest to god up to date? You'll have to pre-order our game to find out! Please support the team by buying PES 2021 at Gamestop: Power to the Players™

/v/'s 2022 4chan Winter Cup campaign started before their first match - because they were 17th place in their previous elite run and were, as such, not meant to be there. However, after /diy/ failed to provide anons that could provide their interest themselves, /v/ made it back to the elites using 17th-place abuse - which cast some doubt on whether the board actually belonged there. Their first match constituted a clash of ideals - Those that touch grass in /out/ and those that don't in /v/. After a ludicrous save from Rin Shima jumping in front of /out/'s own keeper (with lots of feet and ass shots), there was some procedural football up until Anon decided to toot his happy floote at the 30th minute, to put /out/ up 1-0. After 40 minutes of nonsense, /v/ equalized as Sanic decided to finish Green Hill Zone and actually score a goal at the 66th (nice) minute. But Sanic wasn't done, after some tactical changes, Sanic decided he would pull /v/ ahead at the 81st minute with a FAST free kick - and ensure the match would end 2-1 in /v/'s favour...but it wouldn't. Colossal amounts of bullshit were traded both ways, including a famous No Fun Allowed own goal, as well as a 90+1 from Todd Howard and a 90+5(!) from Smokey to ensure this crazy match ended up a fookin draw at 3-3.

With 1 point earnt after an absolute shitshow of a game, /v/ looked to do the most logical thing - dab on some noobs and gain some respect from the masses. Spoiler alert: they did just that. There is very little to talk about /v/'s other 2 group stage matches - as they completely ruined /w/ in a 6-2 win with a Todd-Trick, as well as humbled /his/ with a 3-0 shutout - primarily due to the blue hedgehog (with a little help from a little loss). With this result, /v/ were comfortably through to the knockouts having topped their group.

Their first knockouts matchup was against /tv/ - as the fa/tv/irgins tried to prove that movies and television are the best way to use a screen. Spoiler alert - this did NOT end well for /tv/. After some early anti-Italian discrimination against Watch it Chrissy, /v/ proceeded to absolutely stomp /tv/ with a double brace by Sanic in 20 in game minutes (with the final goal coming at 45+6 in the first half!!!), leaving /tv/ completely ruined by the time Dante sank the fifth goal at 53 minutes.

With that mild annoyance out of the way, /v/ was rolling into their top 8 match with revenge on their mind - namely, against the team that had sent them into elite-babby limbo in the first place - /pw/. Whilst /pw/ had been consistent allies of /v/, even extending to a Tag-Team cup pairing, this was the knifes edge - and only one team could claim dominance. After some good defensive work by /pw/, Todd just decided that he would score that goal after an errant defender spaghetti at 31 minutes. This was followed almost immediately by Dante featuring Dante off the GK at the 37th minute, and /v/ were in a comfortable lead. After some tense football with an on point No Way Fag, /pw/'s hopes were finally swallowed by Dante - as the storm approached them, and nixxed their cup hopes. Even a compensation goal from the Hulkster at 87 minutes could not dampen the joy that /v/ felt from exorcising their previous demons, and they were now moving onto a very deserved (and rare), semi-final appearance.

All the cool people have a Discord channel now so here's ours: https://discord.gg/zwWb7uu

Team Roster

/v/ Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

No. Position Player 4   GK NO WAY FAG 573   CB Hideo Kojima 88   CB Dewrito Pope 69   CB No Fun Allowed 96   DMF Mystery of the Druids 1   CMF Chaos 120   CMF Bing Bing Wahoo 76   AMF Todd Howard 666   SS Dante 9   SS Loss.jpg 1   CF SANIC

No. Position Player 3   CB Stu Pickles 3   CB NEVER EVER 999   DMF Its Pizza Time! 808   DMF STR vs DEX 10   DMF Senator Armstrong 5   DMF FFFFRIDAY NIGHT 2   CMF Deepest Lore 15   CMF JC Denton 19   CMF Captain Falcon 666   CMF Mr. Bones 7   CMF TLoU2 Edits 3   CMF Bearfucker

Music

more to come

Anthem

Snake Eater - 4chan Cup Version

What a game
With GabeN and Sanic through the night
What a game
I'm watching and i'll raging at you
What a feel in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Someday we play wagglan games,
Someday we feed on Day 1 DLC,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see Episode 3

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Exports

Tactical

Winter	Spring	Summer	Autumn	Friendlies
2017: Elite Tactical Export	2015: Tactical Export 2016: Fetus Tactical Export 2016: Babby Tactical Export 2018: memes	2016: Elite Tactical Export 2017: Elite Tactical Export	2015: Tactical Export 2017: Something something gold defender	2015: Tactical Export 2018: Something something gold defender mk. 2

Aesthetics

Winter	Spring	Summer	Autumn
2017: Elite Aesthetic Export (god I hope this works)	2015: Aesthetic Export 2016: Fetus Aesthetic Export 2016: Babby Aesthetic Export 2016: Final Spring Babby Cup Aesthetics Exports [2018: more to come]	2016: Elite Aesthetic Export 2017 [still not here]	2015: Aesthetic Export 2017: Here we go boys

Results

Winter	Spring	Summer	Autumn
2012: Rank 16 2013: Rank 7 2014: Rank 9 2017: Rank 10 (shared with /d/, /vr/, and /int/) 2020: Rank 27 2021: Rank 21 2022: Rank 4	2015: Rank 32 2016: Rank 4 (Fetus rank 4) 2018: Rank 34 2019: Rank 22 2020: Rank 13	2011: Rank 5 2012: Rank 17 2013: Rank 4 2014: Rank 20 2016: Rank 4 2017: Rank 24 2020: Rank 29 2021: Rank 15 2022: Rank 1	2012: Rank 10 2014: Rank 39 2015: Rank 36 2017: Rank 23 2018: Fetus rank 8 (aborted) 2019: Rank 8 2020: Rank 15 2021: Rank 17

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/s/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/int/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 L	Unknown
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	Unknown
January 5, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Gaben  64'
January 6, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L	None
February 25, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Unknown
February 26, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L	None
April 28, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Spaghetti  11', 34', 69'
May 5, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Newell  25', 30'
May 26, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Arino  39'
July 13, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Newell  15' Arino  64'
July 14, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	NO GAEMS  41' Newell  58'
July 15, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	Newell  56'
August 18, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Fils-Aime  90'
September 9, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 L	Newell  34' Fils-Aime  47', 59'
September 23, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Newell  60'
October 13, 2012	/ic/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	Newell  6' Fils-Aime  58', 72' Harriott  86'
October 14, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Newell  9', 19'
October 20, 2012	/h/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	DLC  59'
October 20, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	1-0 L	None
December 8, 2012	/soc/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Fils-Aime  20' PC Master Race  49' Newell  51', 89'
February 9, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Gaben  33', 54' Sanic  67'
February 15, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Gabe Newell  6' Reggie  18'
February 17, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	4-2 W	Gabe Newell  36', 41', 60' Console Peasant  54'
February 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-2 L	Gabe Newell  14', 73'
April 5, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	SANIC  70'
April 13, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 L
July 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
July 20, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Gaben  20' Reggie  52' Protoman  85'
August 17, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	7-0 W	Reggie  6', 77' Gabe Newell  19', 23', 60' SANIC  29', 82'
August 23, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-3 L
August 25, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Gabe Newell  6'
August 31, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	2-1 W	Hideo Kojima  6' Reggie  62'
September 1, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	2-1 W	Cpt. Falcon  35' Gabe Newell  42'
September 1, 2013	/wg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals	1-3 L	Reggie  81'
September 1, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Playoff	1-3 L	SANIC  28'
September 28, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Gabe Newell  13' Reggie  45+'
October 6, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	SOOPER SANIC  63' Gabe Newell  78' (pen.)
January 11, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Gabe Newell  76'
January 18, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
February 15, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Gabe Newell  38', 90+'
February 21, 2014	/int/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Console Peasent  19' PC Master Race  34', 45+'
February 23, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Reggie Fils-Aime  22' Gabe Newell  81'
March 1, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2-2 (6-7) L	SANIC  38', 66'
June 6, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Reggie Fils-Aime  22', 76'
July 18, 2014	/ck/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	>tipping  19' PC Master Race  42'
July 20, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	SANIC  74'
July 26, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-4 L	Mr. Bones 3'
October 17, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-2 L
October 19, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
October 25, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Reggie  71' SANIC  80'
November 2, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-4 L	Dewrito Pope  3' Gabe Newell  37' Mystery of the Druids  45+' Good Guy Greg  71'
May 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-6 L	SANIC  16'
May 3, 2015	/3/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Gabe Newell  7' SANIC  64' Harry Enfield  78'
May 9, 2015	/gd/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 L	Gabe Newell  67', 83'
May 10, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	SANIC  28'
October 23, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Donte  45+' PC Master Race  45+'
October 25, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-5 L	[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]  5'
November 6, 2015	/k/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]  51'
November 7, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-5 L	Gabe Newell  59' SANIC  84', 89'
April 15, 2016	/his/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-4 L	SANIC  39'
April 16, 2016	/toy/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	SANIC  3' Hulk Hogan  18'
April 17, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	BUT FIRST  30' Hulk Hogan  34', 52' SANIC  56'
May 7, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BUT FIRST  68'
May 13, 2016	/jp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	BUT FIRST  30', 90+5' Christopher Robin  57'
May 15, 2016	/n/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	5-3 W	BUT FIRST  27', 59', 90+5' FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA  32' No Fun Allowed  77'
May 21, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	BUT FIRST  65'
May 22, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals	3-1 W	SANIC  22', 68' BUT FIRST  83'
May 22, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semifinals	5-1 L	SANIC  5'
May 22, 2016	/r9k/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Third Place Playoff	4-3 L	BUT FIRST  62', 68' SANIC  82'
August 5, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	SANIC  47', 87', 90+2'
August 7, 2016	/a/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA  43'
August 13, 2016	/ck/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	BUT FIRST  43' Christopher Robin  88'
August 20, 2016	/d/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	SANIC  14' BUT FIRST  48', 80'
August 21, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	2-0 W	BUT FIRST  3' Christopher Robin  7'
August 21, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals	1-2 L	SANIC  63'
August 21, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Playoff	3-4 L	Todd Howard  21' SANIC  25', 79'
February 10, 2017	/p/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BUT FIRST  79'
February 12, 2017	/vp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-3 L
February 18, 2017	/b/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	BUT FIRST  8' (pen.), 57'
February 25, 2017	/sp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1-2 L	SANIC  41'
July 28, 2017	/f/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	SANIC  3' FFFFRIDAY NIGHT!  56'
July 30, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	BUT FIRST  12'
August 5, 2017	/tv/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	BUT FIRST  45+2'
October 28, 2017	/out/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	loss.jpg  70'
November 3, 2017	/sp/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
November 5, 2017	/cm/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	SANIC  15'
May 5, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
May 11, 2018	/lgbt/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Senator Armstrong  22', 62'
May 13, 2018	/fa/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Bing Bing Wahoo  64'
May 19, 2018	/e/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	0-3 L
October 12, 2018	/adv/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bing Bing Wahoo  6', 23' JC Denton  28' Bullyhunter  65'
October 13, 2018	/c/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-1 L
October 14, 2018	/out/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	SANIC  83'
May 18, 2019	/mu/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	0-2 L
May 24, 2019	/cm/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Todd Howard  10', 25' SANIC  18'
May 26, 2019	/h/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	SANIC  42'
October 11, 2019	/m/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-1 W	SANIC  65', 73' Christopher Robin  90+1'
October 12, 2019	/cgl/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-1 W	Todd Howard  3' SANIC  16', 70'
October 13, 2019	/adv/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-3 L	SANIC  83'
October 26, 2019	/biz/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	SANIC  11' Todd Howard  62'
November 1, 2019	/an/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Todd Howard  72', 85' SANIC  82'
November 3, 2019	/gd/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Todd Howard  3'
November 9, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2-2 (6-5 PKs) W	Todd Howard  5' Queen of /b/  87'
November 10, 2019	/out/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals	0-1 L
January 18, 2020	/co/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Todd Howard  63'
January 24, 2020	/x/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-6 L
January 26, 2020	/vg/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
April 24, 2020	/tv/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	4-3 W	SANIC  68', 88' Dante  73', 83'
April 26, 2020	/fit/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	4-2 W	SANIC  20', 74' Dante  33' Todd Howard  69'
May 2, 2020	/sp/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	SANIC  11'
May 9, 2020	/wsg/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	1-2 L	Dante  101'
July 17, 2020	/lit/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	loss.jpg  62' Mr. Bones  75'
July 19, 2020	/m/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-2 L	SANIC  22', 28'
July 25, 2020	/vp/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	loss.jpg  75' SANIC  84'
October 23, 2020	/mu/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	loss.jpg  65' Dante  87'
October 25, 2020	/w/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	loss.jpg  38', 62' Todd Howard  66', 80'
October 31, 2020	/bant/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Todd Howard  28'
November 7, 2020	/3/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	1-5 L	Dante  81'
January 29, 2021	/lit/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Todd Howard  48', 61' Dante  67'
January 31, 2021	/trv/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	Todd Howard  61'
February 6, 2021	/his/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-2 L
July 9, 2021	/gd/	2021 4chan World Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	BUT FIRST  45+3' SANIC  64'
July 17, 2021	/soc/	2021 4chan World Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	BUT FIRST  15', 65'
July 25, 2021	/vt/	2021 4chan World Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
August 7, 2021	/r9k/	2021 4chan World Cup Round of 32	7-1 W	SANIC  7', 18', 34', 38', 83' Gabe Newell  24' Todd Howard  57'
August 14, 2021	/asp/	2021 4chan World Cup Round of 16	0-2 L
October 23, 2021	/w/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	SANIC  27'
October 29, 2021	/a/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-3 W	Dante  27' (76) loss.jpg  59' SANIC  80'
October 31, 2021	/c/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Todd Howard  27' SANIC  36', 41'
November 12, 2021	/pw/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	SANIC  77'
January 29, 2022	/out/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	SANIC  66', 81' Todd Howard  90+1'
February 4, 2022	/w/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	6-2 W	SANIC  45+3' Todd Howard  52', 62', 88' Bing Bing Wahoo  74' loss.jpg  82'
February 6, 2022	/his/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	SANIC  13', 22' loss.jpg  39'
February 12, 2022	/tv/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	5-0 W	SANIC  31', 35', 44', 45+6' Dante  53'
February 13, 2022	/pw/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-1 W	Todd Howard  31' Dante  36', 77'
February 13, 2022	/x/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	2-3 L	Dante  29' SANIC  50'
February 13, 2022	/int/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2-3 L	SANIC  35', 44'
July 29, 2022	/cm/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Dante  54', 89'
July 31, 2022	/m/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	Loss.jpg  39'
August 6, 2022	/sci/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Dante  49'
August 13, 2022	/biz/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-1 W	SANIC  54' Todd Howard  68' Dante  90+0'
August 14, 2022	/u/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	4-1 W	SANIC  16', 28', 87' Todd Howard  33'
August 14, 2022	/fit/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals	7-1 W	SANIC  15', 38', 76', 86' Loss.jpg  62', 90+3' Dante  83'
August 14, 2022	/n/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Final	5-1 W	Loss.jpg  22', 65' SANIC  27', 77' Todd Howard  81'
January 27, 2023	/c/	2023 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	79' Todd Howard  90+1' Sanic
January 29, 2023	/sp/	2023 4chan Winter Cup	5-2 W	3' Dante  58', 88' Todd Howard  64', 83' Sanic
February 4, 2023	/h/	2023 4chan Winter Cup	0-3 L
February 11, 2023	/vm/	2023 4chan Winter Cup	2-6 L	45+3' French Ethnic Slurs  40' Dante
July 29, 2023	/sp/	2023 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	44' Sanic
August 4, 2023	/biz/	2023 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D	55' Sanic
August 6, 2023	/d/	2023 4chan Summer Cup	4-5 L	32' Bing Bing Wahoo  50' loss.jpg  90' Dante  45+2' Sanic

Rivalries

Tsundere Bowl /a/ and /v/ have a difficult relationship. Both are one of the oldest 4chan boards and while quite a few /a/ followers enjoy the vidya (especially JRPGs) and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu (even though they never admit it), wee/a/boos are frowned upon when spotted by /v/irgins. As fate would have it, /v/ were drawn in a group of death for the 2016 4chan Summer Cup along with /a/, getting these teams in a match for the first time since 2012. /v/ had won a single match against /a/ until meeting them at their very worst, finally defeating them 4-3 in the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.

1-0-3

Pokeyman Bowl /v/ rightfully disowned his son, /vp/, at a young age. /vp/ have never really forgiven their parents and just want to beat them at every opportunity. While some say that /v/ had more games until they kicked out /vp/, a quick look into /vp/ shows how little of this is true.

1-0-1

Vidya Derby Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, rivalry is bound to ensue. Shitposting with no video games vs circlejerking with some video games, who will come out on top?

2-2-1

FUCKING PONIES While there is quite a lot of things /v/ hates, and most boards on 4chan despise ponies and everything associated with it, nothing compares to the burning hatred /v/ has for the little horsefucking scumbags. Should /v/ ever lose a game to /mlp/, their rage will turn 4chan into a scorched wasteland.

1-1-0

Trivia and Miscellaneous

• In October 14th 2012, Gabe Newell scored the 1000th goal milestone in the team's 2-0 victory against /g/

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by 2020 /u/	Summer Champions 2022 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2023 /m/