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==Exports==
==Exports==


'''Tactics''' - https://mega.nz/file/FnRAlK5L#Hg79A7J3tNIMvZZQoGLKKJBVtkzuTQsJJdsI-f3uNW0 '''(invitational slot 27)'''<br>
'''Tactics''' - https://mega.nz/file/1vRCzZBK#kKxBfFZJ9iwFPtEGqb89_mW-8JSjZRiDHhnvfrpTOz8 '''(PES19, invitational slot 27)'''<br>
'''Aesthetics''' - https://mega.nz/file/wuQRkSaS#sEMXbadrAX59VY-RkU2nBRGTEVOxp7lY-e7W5rLyJ4k <br>
'''Aesthetics''' - https://mega.nz/file/wuQRkSaS#sEMXbadrAX59VY-RkU2nBRGTEVOxp7lY-e7W5rLyJ4k <br>
'''Audio''' - https://mega.nz/file/xuAWgAwR#vc5AlMGx3xicb2HJvAqf-0mo0NKNwhtyDcXPkxOtqO0<br>
'''Audio''' - https://mega.nz/file/xuAWgAwR#vc5AlMGx3xicb2HJvAqf-0mo0NKNwhtyDcXPkxOtqO0<br>
== Match History ==
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|-
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 25, 2023
| {{team away|eggs}}
| align=center|[[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans|/ag/ League 7]]
| align=center| 2-3 W
|{{goal|8}} Balthios<br>{{goal|22}} Charles Barkley<br>{{goal|86}} Hoopz<br>{{yel|75}} Balthios</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 27, 2023
| {{team away|balls}}
| align=center|[[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans|/ag/ League 7]]
| align=center| 1&ndash;4 W
|{{goal|52||63}} Hoopz<br>{{goal|73}} Enslaved Duergar<br>{{goal|88}} Michael Jordan<br>{{yel|60}} Balthios
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 3, 2023
| {{team away|slam}}
| align=center|[[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans|/ag/ League 7]]
| align=center| 2&ndash;3 L
|{{goal|34||88}} Charles Barkley
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 7, 2023
| {{Vaughan fhg away}}
| align=center|[[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans|/ag/ League 7]]
| align=center| 2&ndash;3 L
|{{goal|52}} Charles Barkley <br>{{goal|79}} Michael Jordan
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Revision as of 15:03, 9 September 2023

/jam/
Slam cum optimis vel jam cum ceteris
Jam logo.png
/jam/ - Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Founded January 22, 2008
Manager Chef Boyardee
Owner Tale of Game's Studios
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color EF7C18
B-Ball Orange
Ranking
Highest rank ()
Lowest rank ()
Top scorer Charles Barkley (4)
Top assister Charles Barkley, Hoopz (3)
Captain Charles Barkley
Website /jam/ - Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Nickname The B-Ballers
Home ground Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
First match
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Theme (Space Jam)
Goal horn Johnathan Taylor Thomas
Michael Jordan goal horn jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this
Alternate goal horn Zalatar - Precious Pellets
Alternate goal horn JTT2
Kits

WARNING: The wiki page you are about to read is canon.

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is a freeware indie RPG set in post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York, where basketball has become a capital offense after NBA superstar Charles Barkley performed a verboten Chaos Dunk during a game, inadvertently killing millions.

Decades later, an aging Barkley is implicated in a massive conspiracy that leads him and his allies, including his auspicious son Hoopz, on a journey of redemption, hope, terrorism, 2000s internet humor, neo-shekels, and zaubers.

The game can be downloaded here. There was also a Kickstarter for a sequel that collapsed after 9 years in development (it was not worth the weight). Its scrapped remains are downloadable here.

Roster

No. Position Player
33
  GK
Father Larry Bird
61
  LB
Ghost Dad
2
  CB
The Diabeastie
32
  CB
Kazaam
59
  RB
Nobuo Uematsu
100
  CMF
Textdump Pump
22
  CMF
Cyberdwarf
6
  AMF
Balthios
1
  SS
Hoopz
23
  SS
Michael Jordan
34
  CF
Charles Barkley Captain
No. Position Player
60
  GK
Wilford Brimley
99
  LB
Chicken Fry
44
  LB
You Have Aspergers
17
  CB
Enslaved Duergar
55
  CB
BOOM SHAKALAKA
19
  CB
Scott Creelman
74
  RB
Cuchulainn
9
  RB
Ghastly Darklord
43
  CMF
Shadow Barkley
15
  CMF
Vinceborg 2050
12
  CMF
Ivory Latta
13
  SS
Barkley 2 Never Ever

Exports

Tactics - https://mega.nz/file/1vRCzZBK#kKxBfFZJ9iwFPtEGqb89_mW-8JSjZRiDHhnvfrpTOz8 (PES19, invitational slot 27)
Aesthetics - https://mega.nz/file/wuQRkSaS#sEMXbadrAX59VY-RkU2nBRGTEVOxp7lY-e7W5rLyJ4k
Audio - https://mega.nz/file/xuAWgAwR#vc5AlMGx3xicb2HJvAqf-0mo0NKNwhtyDcXPkxOtqO0

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August 25, 2023 Eggs icon.png /eggs/ /ag/ League 7 2-3 W Goal 8' Balthios
Goal 22' Charles Barkley
Goal 86' Hoopz
Booked 75' Balthios
August 27, 2023 Balls icon.png /balls/ /ag/ League 7 1–4 W Goal 52', 63' Hoopz
Goal 73' Enslaved Duergar
Goal 88' Michael Jordan
Booked 60' Balthios
September 3, 2023 Slam icon.png /slam/ /ag/ League 7 2–3 L Goal 34', 88' Charles Barkley
September 7, 2023 Vaughan fhg no border icon.png /fhg/ /ag/ League 7 2–3 L Goal 52' Charles Barkley
Goal 79' Michael Jordan
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