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The hypemachine is a machine what hypes. It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something Boris forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match. | The hypemachine is a machine what hypes. It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something Boris forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match. | ||
== | == History == | ||
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! Cup !! Title !! Engine !! Link !! Notes | |||
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| | | Winter 2024 || || Flash || https://isthisliv.com/4cc/hypmachine/24-Winter/2024-Winter-Hypmachine-v2.01.7z || Now showing all medals instead of just captain | ||
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| | | Summer 2018 || || Flash || https://witcheffect.com/4cc/hypmachinev0.4.7z || An attempted update of Winter 2014 that turned into a complete rewrite | ||
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| | | Summer 2016 || He-man OP || Java || http://www.mediafire.com/download/gq6bp0pm3zxc2vf/summer16hypev5.jar || Featuring the first guest vocalist in hyp history, Roll Fizzlebeef | ||
Continual minor refactoring to make it less obnoxious to switch teams and players | |||
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| | | Spring 2016 || 500 Miles || Java || http://www.mediafire.com/download/nufdyyyyjjbz4y8/springhype16-v2.jar || Minor refactoring to make it a little more song-independent. | ||
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| | | Winter 2016 || Ready to Die || Java || http://www.mediafire.com/download/8bsxdrrhtk2ctkl/hypemachine.3.05.jar || It's actually 3D now with polygons and spritesheets and shit, far out. | ||
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* Winter 2013: OG hype images posted to /sp/ thread. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/32241362/#32241610 | * Winter 2013: OG hype images posted to /sp/ thread. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/32241362/#32241610 | ||
** OG hype images imgur folder: http://imgur.com/a/IFn2w | ** OG hype images imgur folder: http://imgur.com/a/IFn2w | ||
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** Kind of a one-off since I had to write something from scratch anyway, this one happened mostly as an excuse to create the KEEP CALM parody intro animation. | ** Kind of a one-off since I had to write something from scratch anyway, this one happened mostly as an excuse to create the KEEP CALM parody intro animation. | ||
''Interregnum'' | ''Interregnum'' | ||
===Other=== | ===Other=== | ||
Revision as of 00:02, 4 February 2024
This article is about the hype machine used from Spring 2013 to Summer 2016. For the current hype machine used from Spring 2018, see Hype Machine.
The hypemachine is a machine what hypes. It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something Boris forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match.
History
| Cup | Title | Engine | Link | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Winter 2024 | Flash | https://isthisliv.com/4cc/hypmachine/24-Winter/2024-Winter-Hypmachine-v2.01.7z | Now showing all medals instead of just captain | |
| Summer 2018 | Flash | https://witcheffect.com/4cc/hypmachinev0.4.7z | An attempted update of Winter 2014 that turned into a complete rewrite | |
| Summer 2016 | He-man OP | Java | http://www.mediafire.com/download/gq6bp0pm3zxc2vf/summer16hypev5.jar | Featuring the first guest vocalist in hyp history, Roll Fizzlebeef
Continual minor refactoring to make it less obnoxious to switch teams and players |
| Spring 2016 | 500 Miles | Java | http://www.mediafire.com/download/nufdyyyyjjbz4y8/springhype16-v2.jar | Minor refactoring to make it a little more song-independent. |
| Winter 2016 | Ready to Die | Java | http://www.mediafire.com/download/8bsxdrrhtk2ctkl/hypemachine.3.05.jar | It's actually 3D now with polygons and spritesheets and shit, far out. |
- Winter 2013: OG hype images posted to /sp/ thread. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/32241362/#32241610
- OG hype images imgur folder: http://imgur.com/a/IFn2w
- Spring 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=130997
- Hypemachine 1.0: "Drop It"
- Summer 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=137574
- Hypemachine 1.1: "Wave Your Flag"
- Autumn 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=142441
- Hypemachine 1.5: "Ready To Die"
- More or less entirely refactored to make it easier to update, this also has the first appearance of the "warp speed" background
- Winter 2014: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=148876
- Hypemachine 1.51: "Drop It (Hit It remix)"
- Spring 2014: http://puu.sh/qLK6w/4bee1fd530.swf
- Hypemachine 1.52: "Transformers"
- First HM with disappearing Akkawhatsherface
- Summer 2014:http://puu.sh/qLKdt/6f2c5cfc33.swf
- Hypemachine 1.53: "Holiday in Cambodia"
HARD DRIVE BLEW UP, LOST ALL THE SOURCE CODE LOL
- Autumn 2014: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=160535
- Hypemachine 2.0: "Erika"
- Kind of a one-off since I had to write something from scratch anyway, this one happened mostly as an excuse to create the KEEP CALM parody intro animation.
Interregnum
Other
- Tottoric Up: http://puu.sh/qLKJQ/abf9e3d533.swf
- Hypemachine 1.1: "Drop It"
- /3/ = /c/, /an/ = /d/, /b/ = /jp/, /cgl/ = /sci/, /ck/ = /tg/, /d/ = /trv/, /fa/ = /u/, /lit/ = /vr/, Rest = Unused.
Summer 13 through Autumn 14 standalone Flash player megapack (Windows): http://www.mediafire.com/download/844ywwmqgsmr7r9/hypemachine-exe-pack.7z
Imgur folder somebody was nice enough to make
- https://imgur.com/a/st5EU
- http://imgur.com/a/ghcOA (Spring 2016 addendum)