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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:pyramid.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:pyramid.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU!
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU!
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''1'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''2'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
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|align="center"|[[File:Power_liches.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Power_liches.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.
|align="center"|The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''700'''
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<h3>Defence</h3>
<h3>Defence</h3>
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|width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''>SRPGs'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:SRPGs.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|For all the SRPGs that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''420'''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Pylon.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Pylon.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''3'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''22'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Metal Boxes'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Metal_Bawkses.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''5'''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''“WE WUZ PHAROAHS”'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Doomstacks'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Kangz-6.jpg.png|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Doomstack.png|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|DAAAAAAAS RITE
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Fucking over your small armies since 1991
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''69'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''99'''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''ABIBA TOOT'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Tall/Wide'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Abiba_toot.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Tallwide.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|This is war.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''23'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''17'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''El Presidente'''
|align="center"|[[File:El_presidente.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?
|align="center"|'''19'''
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Metal Boxes'''
|align="center"|'''THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED'''
|align="center"|[[File:Metal_Bawkses.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Thermal Signature.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
|align="center"|Sound General Quarters!
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''23'''
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|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|'''Is PES a Strategy Game?'''
|align="center"|'''Artificial """Intelligence"""'''
|align="center"|[[File:Pesychological_Horror.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Dragoonai.gif]]
|align="center"|Testing suggests otherwise.
|align="center"|Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players.
|align="center"|'''13'''
|align="center"|'''13'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Horatio'''
|align="center"|[[File:Horatio.jpeg|x200px]]
|align="center"|All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.<br>Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team.
|align="center"|'''21'''
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|-
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
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|align="center"|[[File:Carbot_ling.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Carbot_ling.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.
|align="center"|Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''21'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''KSATRIYA KHADGACARMADHARAS'''
|align="center"|[[File:DHI.png]]
|align="center"|{{greentext|He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units}}
|align="center"|'''11'''
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|-
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Tall/Wide'''
|align="center"|'''Horatio'''
|align="center"|[[File:Tallwide.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Horatio.jpeg|x200px]]
|align="center"|Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility.
|align="center"|All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.<br>Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team.
|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|'''22'''
 
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<h3>Midfield</h3>
<h3>Midfield</h3>
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|-
|-
 
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Karl Franz'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Smug_franz.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Somehow, the (Prince and) Emperor, returned. He also immediately got a red card and had to sit out a game.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''18'''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''King Harlaus'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Silent_orchestra.png|x200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Harlaus.png|200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|That'll be all your energy plus tip.<br>The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Bannerlord might be mediore as fuck but King Harlaus cares not for that, he'll make sure /vst/ gets its butter no matter what the cost
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''22'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''1'''
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."'''
|align="center"|'''Is It Done Yuri?'''
|align="center"|[[File:Bake_it.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Yuri portrait.png|200px]]
|align="center"|This entire cup must be reset.
|align="center"|No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''>SRPGs'''
|align="center"|[[File:SRPGs.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|For all the SRPGs that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars
|align="center"|'''420'''
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''ABIBA TOOT'''
|align="center"|[[File:Abiba_toot.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|This is war.
|align="center"|'''14'''
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''"{{greentext|99% chance to hit}}"'''
|align="center"|'''"{{greentext|99% chance to hit}}"'''
|align="center"|[[File:The_99_percent.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:The_99_percent.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities.
|align="center"|Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities.
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''99'''
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''KSATRIYA KHADGACARMADHARAS'''
|align="center"|'''"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."'''
|align="center"|[[File:DHI.png]]
|align="center"|[[File:Bake_it.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|{{greentext|He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units}}
|align="center"|This entire cup must be reset.
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''20'''
|-
 
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
 
|align="center"|'''King Gedivilas of Chadtuania'''
|align="center"|[[File:Gedivilas.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|The product of [[Media:Crusader_Cucks.png|/vst/'s first legendary thread]], King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of WAGs to seduce.
|align="center"|'''15'''
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Is It Done Yuri?'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Yuri portrait.png|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|No, Comrade Premier.  It has only begun
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''18'''
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED'''
|align="center"|[[File:Thermal Signature.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Sound General Quarters!
|align="center"|'''24'''
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Artificial """Intelligence"""'''
|align="center"|[[File:Dragoonai.gif]]
|align="center"|Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players.
|align="center"|'''8'''
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''El Presidente'''
|align="center"|[[File:El_presidente.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions?
|align="center"|'''7'''
|}
|}
<h3>Attack</h3>
<h3>Attack</h3>
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|width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|-
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Nuclear Gandhi'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Nukedhi.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11'''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|WTF I love /vst/ now
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|WTF I love /vst/ now
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''9'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''9'''
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Willy the Waggler'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Willy waggler dance.gif|x200px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8e20Wf15WY
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''70'''
|-
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}{{Captain}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}{{Captain}}
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|The captain and Time's Man of the Year,<br>KANE<br>LIVES<br>IN<br>DEATH
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|The captain and Time's Man of the Year,<br>KANE<br>LIVES<br>IN<br>DEATH
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''12'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''12'''
|-
 
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Nuclear Gandhi'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Nukedhi.jpg|x200px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net.
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11'''
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|align="center"|Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service.  Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service.
|align="center"|Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service.  Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service.
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|'''20'''
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''“WE WUZ PHAROAHS”'''
|align="center"|[[File:Kangz-6.jpg.png|200px]]
|align="center"|Returned to Eygpt after poor game sales, dlc to add Total War TROY as a playable section is in the works
|align="center"|'''69'''
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Is PES a Strategy Game?'''
|align="center"|[[File:Pesychological_Horror.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Due to Football Manager being on topic, the answer is yes and thus the player was deemed unnecessary
|align="center"|'''13'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|''''Ooligan'''
|align="center"|[[File:Ooligan.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Retired to go back rooting for /vst/ in the stand
|align="center"|'''8'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|''''ZSINJ'''
|align="center"|[[File:Zsinj.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Killed by rebel scum when trying to recalim the empire, Rest in peace sweet prince
|align="center"|'''11'''
|-
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Karl Franz'''
|align="center"|'''WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD'''
|align="center"|[[File:Smug_franz.jpg|x200px]]
|align="center"|[[File:Silent_orchestra.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Left to summon the electors counts, apparently couldn’t come back because of a universe reset
|align="center"|Abnormality contained and sent off to /vg/ for elimination
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''22'''
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''King Gedivilas of Chadtuania'''
|align="center"|[[File:Gedivilas.png|x200px]]
|align="center"|Retired after his stint on the team to obtain more wife's by pillaging and piracy from unsuspecting anons
|align="center"|'''15'''
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[[Category:Official team rosters|vst]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|vst]]

Latest revision as of 14:57, 24 March 2025

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Current Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

Position Name Picture Description Number
  GK
>no 110% speed Pyramid.png BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU! 2
  GK
Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches Power liches.jpg The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. 700

Defence

Position Name Picture Description Number
  LB
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS Pylon.jpg You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas. 22
  CB
Metal Boxes Metal Bawkses.png Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES! 5
  CB
Doomstacks Doomstack.png Fucking over your small armies since 1991 99
  RB
Tall/Wide Tallwide.png Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility. 17
  RB
El Presidente El presidente.jpg No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions? 19
  RB
THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED Thermal Signature.png Sound General Quarters! 23
  LB
Artificial """Intelligence""" Dragoonai.gif Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players. 13
  LB
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE Carbot ling.jpg Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay. 21
  CB
KSATRIYA KHADGACARMADHARAS DHI.png >He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units 11
  CB
Horatio Horatio.jpeg All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.
Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team. 		22

Midfield

Position Name Picture Description Number
  DMF
Karl Franz Smug franz.jpg Somehow, the (Prince and) Emperor, returned. He also immediately got a red card and had to sit out a game. 18
  CMF
King Harlaus Harlaus.png Bannerlord might be mediore as fuck but King Harlaus cares not for that, he'll make sure /vst/ gets its butter no matter what the cost 1
  DMF
Is It Done Yuri? Yuri portrait.png No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun 0
  DMF
>SRPGs SRPGs.jpg For all the SRPGs that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars 420
  DMF
ABIBA TOOT Abiba toot.jpg This is war. 14
  CMF
">99% chance to hit" The 99 percent.png Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities. 99
  CMF
"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD." Bake it.jpg This entire cup must be reset. 20


Attack

Position Name Picture Description Number
  AMF
Nuclear Gandhi Nukedhi.jpg Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net. 11
  SS
Wololo Wololo.gif WTF I love /vst/ now 9
  SS
Willy the Waggler Willy waggler dance.gif https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8e20Wf15WY 70
  CF

Captain

KANE LIVES Kane lives.jpg The captain and Time's Man of the Year,
KANE
LIVES
IN
DEATH 		12

The Memorial

Position Name Picture Description Number
  CB
Nuclear Launch Detected Nukespam.jpg Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches. 14
  CB
Giant Pile of DLC Paradlc.png Discontinued due to budget restraints because of the every increasing amount of DLC 4
  CB
Erika CoH2 Panzer IV.png Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service. Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service. 20
  CB
“WE WUZ PHAROAHS” Kangz-6.jpg.png Returned to Eygpt after poor game sales, dlc to add Total War TROY as a playable section is in the works 69
  CB
Is PES a Strategy Game? Pesychological Horror.png Due to Football Manager being on topic, the answer is yes and thus the player was deemed unnecessary 13
  CB
'Ooligan Ooligan.png Retired to go back rooting for /vst/ in the stand 8
  CB
'ZSINJ Zsinj.png Killed by rebel scum when trying to recalim the empire, Rest in peace sweet prince 11
  CMF
WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD Silent orchestra.png Abnormality contained and sent off to /vg/ for elimination 22
  CMF
King Gedivilas of Chadtuania Gedivilas.png Retired after his stint on the team to obtain more wife's by pillaging and piracy from unsuspecting anons 15
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