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|owner= Roger Goodell | |owner= Roger Goodell | ||
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|color2= 69BE28 | |color2= 69BE28 | ||
|scorer= | |scorer='o' | ||
|goals= | |goals=3 | ||
|assister= | |assister=Based Kitties, 'o', The Prophecy | ||
|assists= | |assists=1 | ||
|captain= | |captain= Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour | ||
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It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.” | It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.” | ||
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| Sir Tim Bradley || Winner of 4 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch | | Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour || Winner of 4 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch | ||
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| {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}} | | {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}} | ||
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| Fun Times In Cleveland || At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit | | Fun Times In Cleveland || At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit | ||
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==Match History== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=100% | |||
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!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Date | |||
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Competition | |||
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Result | |||
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Scorers | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 23th March, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|wooo}} | |||
| align=center|[[Fake Teamb Owl]] | |||
| align=center|3-3 D | |||
|<small>The Draft {{goal|9}}<br>DAT BIRD {{goal|22}}<br>'o' {{goal|38}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 23th March, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|wooo}} | |||
| align=center|[[Fake Teamb Owl]] | |||
| align=center|3-2 W | |||
|<small>'o' {{goal|15}}<br>The Draft {{goal|34}}<br>Davone "DA" Bess {{goal|72}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 23th March, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|sinaweibo}} | |||
| align=center|[[Fake Teamb Owl]] | |||
| align=center|1-4 L | |||
|<small>'o' {{goal|82}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 23th March, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|admin}} | |||
| align=center|[[Fake Teamb Owl]] | |||
| align=center|0-5 L | |||
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|} | |||
== Stats == | |||
===Goalscorers=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player | |||
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Goals | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|'o' | |||
| align=center|3 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|The Draft | |||
| align=center|2 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|DAT BIRD | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Davone "DA" Bess | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|} | |||
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===Assists=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | |||
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!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player | |||
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Assists | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Based Kitties | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|'o' | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|The Prophecy | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|} | |||
<br/> | |||
===Saves & Cleansheets=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player | |||
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Saves | |||
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Cleansheets | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|{{greentext|Black QBs}} | |||
| align=center|18 | |||
| align=center|0 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Rax Grissman | |||
| align=center|6 | |||
| align=center|0 | |||
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/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.
Also, Test Pony, if you want RGB colours for the team, here you go:
1st - DA BURRS Orange: 221, 72, 20
2nd - >us 12s Green: 105, 190, 40
3rd - Prophecy Powder Blue: 0, 114, 205
4th - [REDACTED] Burgundy: 119, 48, 65
Other Music
When Fun Times In Cleveland scores, play https://soundcloud.com/rollfizzlebeef/wsg-anti-k-horn
When we win (and trust us, we will), play the Superb Owl Shuffle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov8S7UYMhY
Roster
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Roster Description
Note: Will fill this later
Player | >de scription |
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G O D H A N D | "I-I-I'm the best corner of the game, when you got a sorry receiver like Dez that's the result you gon get!" Meanwhile at CenturyLink Field, October 12th, 2014, Year of our LORD. |
Donkey Kong Suh | Sure Ndamukong Suh plays like a chimp but you would want him on your team in a heartbeat. |
[REDACTED]s | They're not the Washington Redskins, they're the Washington [REDACTED]s so check your privilege. |
DAT BIRD | IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD... |
Dallas Salt Farm | >DALLASS x DeMessi removed UpdateGuy from this conversation x DeMessi removed SUPERtwinky from this conversation |
Discount Double Choke | What could possibly go wrong? |
The Draft | Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest. |
Chicken Parm | You Taste So Good |
Don't Care Bear | A team won, right? |
Rax Grissman | During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.
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Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour | Winner of 4 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch |
>Black QBs | >Black QBs >not busts |
The Sanchize | Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception. |
>NFC South | Why did this division get a chance to be represented in the playoffs? |
>being AB/sp/ in /sp/ chat | Even though we're all about #LAD#BANTER, you just can't shit talk /sp/. That's a kicking. |
>Bandwagoning | >Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin >Following the Yankees while living in Virginia >Fuckup Goy |
RIPIP Paypuh | RIPIP Paypuh: Pls come back. ;_;7 |
>CFL | For the last time twinky no one wants to hear from a league that rewards points for missing field goals. |
SUPER CHAMPIONS | BUFFALO BILLS |
I Really Really Love Women | All those rumors about Aaron Rodgers being homosexual are mere balderdash |
Thank You Based Carr | Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent. |
Mad Ants | The Fort Wayne Mad Ants are /fhg/'s favorite apehoop team. |
Fun Times In Cleveland | At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit |
Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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23th March, 2014 | /wooo/ | Fake Teamb Owl | 3-3 D | The Draft 9' DAT BIRD 22' 'o' 38' |
23th March, 2014 | /wooo/ | Fake Teamb Owl | 3-2 W | 'o' 15' The Draft 34' Davone "DA" Bess 72' |
23th March, 2014 | /sinaweibo/ | Fake Teamb Owl | 1-4 L | 'o' 82' |
23th March, 2014 | /admin/ | Fake Teamb Owl | 0-5 L |
Stats
Goalscorers
Player | Goals |
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'o' | 3 |
The Draft | 2 |
DAT BIRD | 1 |
Davone "DA" Bess | 1 |
Assists
Player | Assists |
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Based Kitties | 1 |
'o' | 1 |
The Prophecy | 1 |
Saves & Cleansheets
Player | Saves | Cleansheets |
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>Black QBs | 18 | 0 |
Rax Grissman | 6 | 0 |