/u/

/u/
But That's Forbidden Love
/u/ - Yuri
Founded July 15, 2012 Manager Charlotte Scherzen Owner Lesbillionaire IRL manager retortelement !!sDQQboD5H1f Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap ! !!W3eMiMxaoie Team colors Chat color E35496 Purist's Pink Ranking 2 Highest rank 2 (May 2016) Lowest rank 48 (May 2013) Top scorer Akemi Homura (42) Top assister Akemi Homura (17) Captain Akkarin Website /u/ - Yuri Nickname /u/nicorns
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 25 18 12 55 45.45%
GF GA GD 97 71 +26
Biggest win /u/  4–0  /fit/ August 16, 2013 Biggest defeat /u/  1–5  /mlp/ May 4, 2013 First match /u/  0–3  /trv/ July 20, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 7 (First in Summer 2013) Best result Runners up, Winter 2016 Babby Cup Appearances 4 (First in Autumn 2012) Best result Quarterfinalists, Spring 2014
Team music
Anthem Pastel Pure Goal horn Yuru Yuri Dajiken Alternate goal horn ＼Akkariiin／ Mesorogiwi (when Akkarin scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love.

History

For earlier history: /u/ History

2016 4chan Winter Cup: The higher you climb the harsher the fall

After a excellent winter run, the /u/nicorns had hopes to found themselves in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup. Grouped once again in the group of death with Spring runner-up /vr/, /o/ and eternal white whale /mlp/, the odds didn't look good and the event would confirm it. /u/ wouldn't found success in the first two matches, drawing /vr/ 1-1 and /mlp/ 2-2, but were still in control of their destiny facing /o/. Sadly, /o/ was too much and Homucifer's efforts could not compensate for the lack of will from the rest of the team, and /u/ lost 2-4, relegated with only two points and 27th overall.

/u/ is now back where it started, and will try to get back in the elite club during the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

No. Position Player 9   GK Madokami 13   RB BEFRIENDING 8   CB Goggles 18   CB Onee-sama 15   LB Science Babies 2   DMF Feito-chan 20   CMF Macarons 14   CMF Akkarin 1   CMF Teru Time 69   SS Purest Form Of Love 66   CF Homucifer

No. Position Player 11   GK Spitting Distance 5   RB Intertwined Fingers 33   LB But We're Both Girls 98   CB Lesbodynamics 74   CB Metall/u/rgy 44   CB ANGST AND DRAMA 7   DMF Fingering For World Peace 4   DMF Polterdykes 19   CMF Bocchi 16   CMF Kuma Shock 18   CMF How Two Girls Have Sex 39   CMF Black Sunshine

Tactical Layout

Preset 1: 4-4-2

Preset 2: 3-5-2

Preset 3: 5-3-2

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	End result	Notes
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	1	Group stage	Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	Ro16
2014 4chan Winter Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	2	1	Quarter final	Promoted
2014 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Winter Cup	2	2	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Summer Cup	3	0	2	Quarter final	Fourth quarter final finish in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	Curse broken
File:File:Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated

Rivalries

 /u/ vs.  /lit/ - The Classyb Owl

A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.

 /u/ vs.  /a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl

/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.

 /u/ vs.  /y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl

Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.

 /u/ vs.  /c/ - The Purity Derby

Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other three times, twice during the early friendlies and once more recently, in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Match History

For earlier match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 19, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	3-1 W	Homucifer  21', 40' Akkarin  26'
February 21, 2016	/tg/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	3-1 W	Homucifer  39', 79' Purest Form of Love  90+2'
February 27, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	2-2 D	Homucifer  8' Teru Time  90+3'
March 5, 2016	/d/	2016 4chan Winter Cup RO16	3-2 W	Homucifer  25', 31' Feito-chan  67'
March 6, 2016	/an/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	Homucifer  5'
March 6, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	4-3 W	Akkarin  9' Kuma Shock  35' Homucifer  38' Fingering For World Peace  63'
March 6, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Final	3-4 L	Homucifer  53', 105+3' Purest Form Of Love  68'
August 5, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	1-1 D	Homucifer  49'
August 7, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	2-2 D	Teru Time  78' Homucifer  90+4'
August 13, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	2-4 L	76', 90+2' Homucifer

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
July, 2016	/h/	Lark's Madness II	3-2 W	??  ??', ??', ??'
July 30, 2016	/b/	Lark's Madness II	5-5(4-5 PK) L	??  ??', ??', ??', ??', ??'

Macaron Press

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  30.08.2013 - Page 1

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  30.08.2013 - Page 2

Macaron Press 30th August 2013

Mascot

Name	Image	Description
Sealdoka		Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.

Honors

Team

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  Weeabowl: Champions

Individual

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  2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer

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  2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami

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  2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer

Resources

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