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| style="padding-left: 20px; padding-top: 45px;" | <span style="font-size: 250%; line-height: 120%;">''' | | style="padding-left: 20px; padding-top: 45px;" | <span style="font-size: 250%; line-height: 120%;">'''Rule 34''' [[File:b icon.png]]</span>{{Position|RB}} | ||
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| style="font-size:120%; padding-left: 20px;" | <br><br>Height: 180cm<br>Weight: | | style="font-size:120%; padding-left: 20px;" | <br><br>Height: 180cm<br>Weight: 76kg<br>[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: {{skill|C05}}<br>[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Offensive Fullback | ||
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| style="padding-right: 20px;" | [[File: | | style="padding-right: 20px;" | [[File:Potw_rule34.png|350px]] | ||
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| colspan="2" style="padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 20px; padding-top: 10px;" align="justify" | | | colspan="2" style="padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 20px; padding-top: 10px;" align="justify" | There is an unwritten rule of the internet that states that “If it exists, there's a virtual divegrass player of it.” Of course this holds true for '''Rule 34''', a celebrity known net-wide and plays right back for /b/. It's rumored that, to build his own confidence, Rule 34 often imagines everyone else on the pitch naked. What's more than a rumor is his playing style as an offensive fullback, who will often run up the wings to join the /b/ attack. Combine this with his Longball Expert card and there's always potential for either incredible ranged crosses or even cheeky sideline blooters. Despite Rule 34's efforts, /b/ trolled themselves out of the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup|2014 Winter Cup]]. /b/ however does not look at relegation as a setback, but rather extra opportunities to bring the lulz [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|this Spring]]. See you then! | ||
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| There is an unwritten rule of the internet that states that “If it exists, there's a virtual divegrass player of it.” Of course this holds true for Rule 34, a celebrity known net-wide and plays right back for /b/. It's rumored that, to build his own confidence, Rule 34 often imagines everyone else on the pitch naked. What's more than a rumor is his playing style as an offensive fullback, who will often run up the wings to join the /b/ attack. Combine this with his Longball Expert card and there's always potential for either incredible ranged crosses or even cheeky sideline blooters. Despite Rule 34's efforts, /b/ trolled themselves out of the 2014 Winter Cup. /b/ however does not look at relegation as a setback, but rather extra opportunities to bring the lulz this Spring. See you then! | ||||||
