Difference between revisions of "/poland/"

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/Poland/

Bastion of Christianity

/Poland/ - Polan

Founded

966

Manager

Piast

Owner

The Sovereign State of Poland

IRL manager

Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ

Team colors

Chat color

FFFFFF
Pure White

Ranking

N/A

Highest rank

N/A (N/A)

Lowest rank

N/A (N/A)

Top scorer

N/A (0)

Top assister

N/A (N/A)

Captain

N/A

Website

/Poland/ - Polan

Nickname

No nickname

Historic performance

0	0	0			0				0%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
0	0	0

Biggest win
TBD	–	TBD


Biggest defeat
TBD	–	TBD


First match
TBD	–	TBD

Elite Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A

Team music

Anthem

Bogurodzica

Goal horn

Koko Koko Euro Spoko

Kits

Introduction

Glorious Nation of Poland is here to liberate everyone from the Germano-Soviet-Russo-Swede-Turk-Ukranian menace... and play memetic divegrass.

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Bastion of The West

95

	LB

100% Catholic

76

	CB

Space Program

99

	CB

Polish Immigrant

10

	RB

"The Father" Rydzyk

88

	LMF

Ja Pierdole

44

	RMF

Kurwa

96

	CMF

Makumba

2

	AMF

Zdzisław Brzęczyszczykiewicz

3

	SS

Geralt

8

	CF

Kazimierz the Great

No.

Position

Player

25

	GK

Jan III "Roach Slayer" Sobieski

20

	GK

Józef "Commie Crusher" Piłsudzki

0

	LB

Polski Thread

40

	CB

19 Promils

48

	CB

> Ukraine Polish Clay

7

	RB

The Drunk Ułan

83

	LMF

Winged Hussar

13

	RMF

13-Year old with neostrada

20

	DMF

Eastern Poland

90

	CMF

"GROM"

26

	AMF

Sino-Polish War

6

	AMF

Izaak Rosenberg

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 {{sq start}}
 {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Undefeated against the Russo-Turk hordes">Bastion of The West</span></span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Fuck the minorities">100% Catholic</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=95 |pos=LB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Fuck the minorities">100% Catholic</span></span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Hermaszewski could into space">Space Program</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=76 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Hermaszewski could into space">Space Program</span></span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Will shit up your country">Polish Immigrant</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=99 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Will shit up your country">Polish Immigrant</span></span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=RB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Priest/Businessman/Politician/Healer/etc.">"The Father" Rydzyk</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=RB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Priest/Businessman/Politician/Healer/etc.">"The Father" Rydzyk</span></span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=44 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="O Kurwa">Ja Pierdole</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=88 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="O Kurwa">Ja Pierdole</span></span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=88 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Ja Pierdole">Kurwa</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=44 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Ja Pierdole">Kurwa</span></span>}}
 {{sq silver player |no=96 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="100% Polish black man.">Makumba</span></span>}}
 {{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Prounouncable">Zdzisław Brzęczyszczykiewicz</span></span>}}
-{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=SS |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The Witcher, the bitches love him. Polish greatest export until this team.">Geralt</span></span>}}
+{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=SS |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The Witcher, the bitches love him. Polish greatest export until this team.">Geralt</span></span>}}
-{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Best King, Last Piast">Kazimierz the Great {{captain}}</span></span>}}
+{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos=CF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Best King, Last Piast">Kazimierz the Great {{captain}}</span></span>}}
 {{sq mid}}
-{{sq player |no=30 |pos=GK |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Slayer of Turks">Jan III Sobieski</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=25 |pos=GK |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Slayer of Turks">Jan III "Roach Slayer" Sobieski</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=30 |pos=GK |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Slayer of the Bolsheviks">Józef Piłsudzki</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=20 |pos=GK |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Slayer of the Bolsheviks">Józef "Commie Crusher" Piłsudzki</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=99 |pos=LB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="POLACY DO RAPORTU">Polski Thread</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="POLACY DO RAPORTU">Polski Thread</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=17 |pos=RB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Sober calavryman is a myth">The Drunk Ułan</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=40 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="1.9% Alcohol in blood and he still lived">19 Promils</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="&gt; Chmielnicki">&gt; Ukraine Polish Clay</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=48 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="&gt; Chmielnicki">&gt; Ukraine Polish Clay</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The man /lgbt/ fawns over">Polish Plumber</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=7 |pos=RB |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Sober calavryman is a myth">The Drunk Ułan</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=33 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Blease Inbest">Eastern Poland</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=83 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="2 centuries of LOLPOLANDWINS">Winged Hussar</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="1.3% Alcohol in blood and he still lived">13 Promils</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The Gimbus audience">13-Year old with neostrada</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=55 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The common man">Zdzichu</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=20 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Blease Inbest">Eastern Poland</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="2 centuries of LOLPOLANDWINS">Winged Hussar</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=90 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Best anti-terrorist unit ever">"GROM"</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Best anti-terrorist unit ever">"GROM"</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=26 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Greatest Conflict since the Finno-Korean Hyper war">Sino-Polish War</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=6 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Greatest Conflict since the Finno-Korean Hyper war">Sino-Polish War</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=6 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The secret Polish Jew">Izaak Rosenberg</span></span>}}
-{{sq player |no=7 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The secret Polish Jew">Izaak Rosenberg</span></span>}}
 {{sq end}}
 {{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

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