/his/

/his/
We Didn't Start the Fire
/his/ - History & Humanities
Founded October 31, 2015 Owner Voltaire IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP Team colors Chat color FCD405 Holy Roman Yellow Ranking 15 ( 27) Highest rank 15 (August 19, 2017) Lowest rank 56 (April 17, 2016) Top scorer >Holy>Roman>Empire (28) Top assister Bismarck (8) Captain Charles II Website /his/ - History & Humanities Nickname /his/torians
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 9 2 9 20 45%
GF GA GD 44 40 +4
Biggest win /his/  4–1  /v/ April 15, 2016 Biggest defeat /his/  0–3  /wg/ November 6, 2016 First match /his/  4–1  /v/ April 15, 2016
Elite Cup Appearances 1 (First in Summer 2017) Best result 11th, Summer 2017 Babby Cup Appearances 3 (First in Spring 2016) Best result 13th, Spring 2017
Team music
Anthem Anthem of the Austro-Hungarian Empire Victory Anthem Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale) Goal horn The British Grenadiers Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn Khuleg Baatar >Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn Schei-wi-dei-wi-du Bismarck Goalhorn Preußens Gloria Charles II Goalhorn El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron
Kits
Home kit Away kit

The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in 2015AD (but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

The team - the nation - has successfully taken new territory. They now dig in to prepare for the long and arduous winter campaign towards Moscow, as in the tradition of many historical fuckups before them.

By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Exports

2018 4chan Winter Cup

• Tactical Export:Conquering Russia in 3 months
• Aesthetics Export:No need for winter clothing
• Music Export:New export with chants

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No. Position Player 10   GK Maginot Line 7   CB Diogenes 19   CB Finno-Korean Hyper war 11   CB Pregnant Anne Frank 31   DMF Vlad the Implier 43   DMF Bomber Harris 18   CMF Napoleon 4   CMF Lindybeige 71   AMF Bismarck 45   SS >Holy>Roman>Empire 15   CF Charles II

No. Position Player 12   GK Great Wall of China 6   CB Maoist worst nightmare 20   CB The Russian Baltic Fleet 16   CB Huey "EVERY MAN A KING" Long 17   CB Charlememe 21   CB African paratrooper 14   CB >&Humanities 1   CMF GAULED 99   CMF Mongolian Horse Archer 95   CMF Lutheran Shitposter 13   CMF Julius Caesar 23   CMF The Black Warrior

Special music

Anthem for /u/: Franz Joseph Haydn, String Quartet No. 62 in C major, Op. 76, No. 3, Hob.III:77, "Emperor"

History

Previous campaigns

2018 Winter Campaign

Step Aside Peasants; his Royal Highness takes to the Field
Strategically, there was little more that could have been done - that was the assertion of the coaching staff come the close of the Summer fighting season. His most Royal Highness Charles II, the King of Spain, Naples, Sardinia, Sicily and Burgundy, disagreed. With vigour and energy his majesty revamped the team to include himself, donned his football boots and strode out into the narrow and blustery winter cup like a colossus.

/his/ v /fit/

The team, all of them petty men, walked beneath his huge legs and basked in the shade of his majestic chin as they began their slow march towards a premiership. /fit/, having been challenged by the presence of the ultimate alpha male, were the first combatants /his/ were to face. The contest was noted in the opening minutes for a lack of control from both /his/ and /fit/, but /his/ would not bow to the aggressive style that /fit/ adopted.

...It's true, they're not really being intimidated by the muscles of /fit/. /fit/ wojak back there... whoever that is - ah, it's 'feelin' fit, buddy' - is basically ripping out of his clothes he's so ripped, but /his/ will not be intimidated.

--Marqod

Contrary to this, in fact, /his/ dominated the half in both possession and territory (63% possession with 4 shots on goal), though they were unable to capitalize immediately due to a tightly-packed defence. >Holy>Roman>Empire continued to apply pressure, starting in the 25th minute with a pass to an on-side Charles II, but despite a mighty chin swing from his majesty READ THE FUCKING STICKY made a solid save to keep the scores nil-all. Barely a minute later, a penalty conceded by Gains Goblin allowed Bismarck an attempt, but again the /fit/ goalkeeper was competent, and in such a way the game continued at an impasse until the 35th minute - where a daring chip into territory by Bismarck met an aerial strike by Charles II, which hit the post and then the back of the goalkeeper's head to award /his/ their first goal of the season. /fit/'s strategy shift into counterattack was immediate, and a header by /fit/ striker Zyzz into the top-left pocket was saved comfortably by the new /his/ Goalkeeper, Maginot Line, to end the half 1-0.

The second half began with reasonable /fit/ offensive maneuvers, but a sudden breakthrough by >Holy>Roman>Empire to beat three offenders kept them honest, forcing the goalie into an alarming dive to save a blooter. The resulting corner gave a rare opportunity to Lutheran Shitposter, who struck firmly to add one to his goal record, but yet-a-fucking-gain /fit/'s goalie bore the brunt of the strike.

I saw the book moving at about the right speed - that was a power header for a non-medal [player]!

--Marqod

/fit/ scrambled to assemble a proper countermeasure, finally taking it to the /his/ defensive line in the 68th minute - a potential shot on goal by Squatz was pounced on by the Maginot Line. Occasional moments of glory emerged to keep /fit/ aggression at bay, with Gauled utterly deleting two defenders in the 75th minute to keep the ball aggressively postured. Moments later, Bomber Harris sensed the presence of the eternal g*rman and dropped a bomb that cannoned into the face of Bismarck, who was then also fouled for being offside. The turnabout took the ball back into /his/ lands. Several brilliant and not-at-all-reflected-in-real-life defenses by the Maginot Line rendered the attack inert, and the /his/torians emerged 1-0 and victorious in the first match.

Match Log

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
17 February, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-0 W	Read the Fucking Sticky  36'	Video
23 February, 2018	/u/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-2 L	Charles II  59'	Video
25 February, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	0-2 L		Video

Previous Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
April 15, 2016	/v/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire  45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck  64'
April 16, 2016	/co/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire  17', 66' Bismarck  33' Vlad the Implier  36'
April 17, 2016	/toy/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  64'
May 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
May 8, 2016	/o/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	0-1 L
May 14, 2016	/cm/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	3-2 W	Bismarck  30' >Holy>Roman>Empire  43', 66'
October 29, 2016	/p/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	4-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  8', 31' Napoleon  73' Bismarck  90+4'
November 4, 2016	/int/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	>Holy>Roman>Empire  68'
November 6, 2016	/wg/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-3 L
April 28, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-2 W	Bismarck  21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire  68'
April 29, 2017	/wsg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-0 W	13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire  89' Napoleon
April 30, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	1-1 D	>Holy >Roman >Empire  89'
May 12, 2017	/mlp/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-1 W	12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 14, 2017	/sci/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	4-3 W	Vlad The Implier  5' >Holy>Roman>Empire  45+0' Bismarck  74', 90+5'	Video
May 20, 2017	/n/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-3 L	87' Bomber Harris  90+6' Anarcho-Memeism	Video
May 27, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts	0-2 L		Video
July 28, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	3-2 W	7', 29' Bismarck  22' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
July 30, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	1-2 L	69' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 5, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	2-0 W	42' Bomber Harris  52' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 12, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts	2-3 L	8' >Holy>Roman>Empire  90+2' Bomber Harris	Video

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick  21' Bismarck  43'
January 7, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Bismarck  30'
May 6, 2017	/block/	DrBorisG Challenge	4-5 L
January 19, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-5 L	Charles II  54', 63'

Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	28	3
Bismarck	11	8
Napoleon	4	7
Vlad the Implier	2	3
Mongolian Horse Archer	0	2
Bomber Harris	3	3
Shitposting Cossack	1	0
Lutheran Insults	0	1
Charlememe	0	1
Anarco-Memeism	1	0
Empire for Sale	0	1
>Marxism	0	1
Eternal Anglo	0	1
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Starts	Saves	Clean Sheets
Great Wall of China	7	14	0
Julius Caesar	3	5	0
Christian Dark Ages	10	23	3

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
/his/ (Tied)	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
/his/	July 28, 2017	Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10.	/s4s/  2 - 3  /his/

Rivalries

The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.

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The Edgelord Derby Most people got tired of /pol/'s right-wing shitposting. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities. The edgelords of /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to Donald Trump and other wingnuts. What cucks. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

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Team photos

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  Summer 2017 squad

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."

— DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers

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  L'capitan dribbling up the pitch

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  Born to feel

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  >Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match

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  Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices.

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  Anarco-Memeism scores during the /n/ match.

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  Napoleon gets bumped by a lesbian sweet