Group G of the 2018 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/mlp/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
6
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/u/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
6
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/his/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
4 |
-2 |
3
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/fit/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
7 |
-6 |
3
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/u/ v /mlp/
Background: /u/ don't exactly have a nice history with /mlp/. The first time they met, /u/ were a fledgling team playing their second cup ever, and /mlp/ treated them as such, handing them their biggest, most 5PA1NFUL loss ever on the way to winning the whole damn cup. The second time they met, /u/ were juuuuuuust a little better than the old days, but /mlp/ didn't mind, beating them 3–2 on the way to their first star. The third time, /u/ were even better still, having made the last cup's final. They didn't lose this time, but they were losing for most of the match, needing a miracle comeback to draw 2–2. Oh, and /mlp/ won another star.
Stadium: Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen
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17 February 2018, 19:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1334
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Akkarin 15' Feito-chan 21' Derpy Hooves 86'
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Assists
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Purest Form of Love 15'
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Kit:
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Madokami |
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Goggles |
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How Two Girls Have Sex |
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Onee-sama |
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Macarons |
84' |
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Alien From Black Lizard Planet |
84' |
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Feito-chan |
62' |
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BEFRIENDING |
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Purest Form of Love |
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Akkarin |
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Homucifer |
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Substitutions:
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Hifumin Leeeeeader |
84' |
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Black Sunshine |
84' |
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Manager:
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Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap Ravenire !!etQXOLaIL0a
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Kit:
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Derpy Hooves |
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Faggot Deer |
84' |
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Thanks M.A. Larson |
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Horsefucker |
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Crotchtits |
84' |
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Let's Kill Applejack |
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Wow! Glimmer |
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Tracy |
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Best Pony |
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Princess Twilight |
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>rape |
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Substitutions:
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Only On The Hub |
84' |
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Cheeselegs |
84' |
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Manager:
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/mlp/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Akkarin (/u/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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51
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49
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Shots (on target)
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6
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6
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(6)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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2
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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Free Kicks
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2
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1
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Passes completed (%)
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80
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80
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Crosses
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9
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2
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Interceptions
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17
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15
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Tackles
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9
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9
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Saves
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4
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2
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/his/ v /fit/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Amphitheatrum Flavium
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17 February 2018, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1115
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Read the Fucking Sticky 36'
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Kit:
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Maginot Line |
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Huey "Every Man A King" Long |
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Diogenes |
67' |
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Finno-Korean Hyperwar |
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Bomber Harris |
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Vlad the Implier |
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Lindybeige |
67' |
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Lutheran Shitposter |
67' |
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Bismarck |
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>Holy >Roman >Empire |
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Charles II |
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Substitutions:
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African Paratrooper |
67' |
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The Black Warrior |
67' |
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GAULED |
67' |
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Manager:
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JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP
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Kit:
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Read The Fucking Sticky |
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No Homo |
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Gains Goblin |
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Feelin' Fit, Buddy? |
67' |
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L O N D O N |
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Manlet |
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Oatz |
67' |
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SS+GOMAD |
67' |
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Zyzz |
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Scooby |
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Rich Piana |
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Substitutions:
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Snap City |
67' |
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Ahnold |
67' |
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Squatz |
67' |
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Manager:
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ThatGreekGuy !!kP474qreMcq Kostas[GRE] !!p9ZsvQpP8fW
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Man of the Match:
Lutheran Shitposter (/his/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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59
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41
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Shots (on target)
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8
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3
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(6)
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(2)
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Fouls (offside)
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5
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6
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(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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Free Kicks
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6
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5
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Passes completed (%)
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75
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67
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Crosses
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18
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5
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Interceptions
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17
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22
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Tackles
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9
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9
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Saves
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3
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5
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/u/ v /his/
Background: /u/'s first knockout match in their last cup run was against first-time elite /his/. They won 3–2 on the way to losing another final.
Stadium: Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen
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23 February 2018, 19:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1157
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Feito-chan 26' Akkarin 50'
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59' Charles II
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Assists
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The Mochiverse 26' Purest Form of Love 50'
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59' >Holy >Roman >Empire
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Kit:
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Madokami |
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Goggles |
79' |
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Science Babies |
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Low Impact Consensual Cuddling |
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The Mochiverse |
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Black Sunshine |
73' |
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Feito-chan |
76' |
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BEFRIENDING |
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Akkarin |
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Purest Form of Love |
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Homucifer |
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Substitutions:
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°◇° |
73' |
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Onee-sama |
79' |
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Manager:
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Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap Ravenire !!etQXOLaIL0a
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Kit:
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Maginot Line |
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Pregnant Anne Frank |
64' |
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Diogenes |
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The Russian Baltic Fleet |
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Bomber Harris |
24' |
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Vlad the Implier |
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Lindybeige |
73' |
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Napoleon |
64' |
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Bismarck |
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>Holy >Roman >Empire |
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Charles II |
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Substitutions:
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African Paratrooper |
64' |
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Julius Caesar |
64' |
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Lutheran Shitposter |
73' |
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Manager:
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JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP
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Man of the Match:
Akkarin (/u/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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50
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50
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Shots (on target)
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6
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2
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(6)
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(1)
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Fouls (offside)
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2
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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0
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Free Kicks
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2
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2
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Passes completed (%)
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77
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76
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Crosses
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6
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5
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Interceptions
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15
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18
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Tackles
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6
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9
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Saves
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0
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3
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/mlp/ v /fit/
Background: Before they combined to win four straight elite cups, /mlp/ and /fit/ played each other in Summer 2015's group of death. The match itself was a 1–1 draw, which ended up being the difference between winning a star and being relegated.
Stadium: (g)Racist Barn
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23 February 2018, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1226
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Best Pony 2', 21' >rape 71', 89', 90+5' Tracy 77'
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Assists
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>rape 2' Tracy 21' Cheeselegs 71' Best Pony 77'
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Kit:
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Hasbro Internet Security |
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Faggot Deer |
68' |
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Faust |
68' |
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Horsefucker |
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Crotchtits |
68' |
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Fizzlepop Berrytwist |
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Wow! Glimmer |
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Tracy |
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Best Pony |
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Princess Twilight |
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>rape |
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Substitutions:
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^:) |
68' |
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Lyra Plushie |
68' |
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Cheeselegs |
68' |
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Manager:
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/mlp/ Council
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Kit:
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Read The Fucking Sticky |
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No Homo |
68' |
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Gains Goblin |
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Snap City |
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L O N D O N |
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Manlet |
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Ahnold |
68' |
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Squatz |
71' |
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Zyzz |
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Scooby |
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Rich Piana |
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Substitutions:
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Feelin' Fit, Buddy? |
68' |
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Activated Almonds |
68' |
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>that first sip of the day |
71' |
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Manager:
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ThatGreekGuy !!kP474qreMcq Kostas[GRE] !!p9ZsvQpP8fW
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Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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52
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48
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Shots (on target)
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11
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7
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(8)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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2
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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Free Kicks
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2
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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87
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81
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Crosses
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12
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2
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Interceptions
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14
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10
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Tackles
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9
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8
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Saves
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5
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4
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/his/ v /mlp/
Background: Then-defending fetus "winners" /his/ were the benefactors of /mlp/'s first failure in their worst cup run ever, taking the matchup 2–1 on the way to their first promotion.
Stadium: Amphitheatrum Flavium
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25 February 2018, 19:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1628
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82' Princess Twilight 87' Best Pony
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Assists
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82' Best Pony 87' Princess Twilight
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Kit:
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Maginot Line |
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African Paratrooper |
25' |
66' |
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>&Humanities |
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Charlememe |
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Bomber Harris |
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Vlad the Implier |
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GAULED |
77' |
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Lindybeige |
66' |
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Bismarck |
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>Holy >Roman >Empire |
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Charles II |
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Substitutions:
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The Russian Baltic Fleet |
66' |
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Julius Caesar |
66' |
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The Black Warrior |
77' |
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Manager:
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JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP
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Kit:
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Derpy Hooves |
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Faggot Deer |
66' |
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Lyra Plushie |
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>no hooves |
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Crotchtits |
77' |
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Fizzlepop Berrytwist |
66' |
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Wow! Glimmer |
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Tracy |
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Best Pony |
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Princess Twilight |
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>rape |
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Substitutions:
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^:) |
66' |
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Let's Kill Applejack |
66' |
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HI ANON! |
77' |
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Manager:
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/mlp/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Best Pony (/mlp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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54
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46
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Shots (on target)
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6
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7
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(3)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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2
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3
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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1
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Free Kicks
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3
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2
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Passes completed (%)
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80
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82
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Crosses
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8
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11
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Interceptions
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14
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13
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Tackles
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10
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4
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Saves
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4
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3
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/fit/ v /u/
Background: /u/'s biggest win ever remains arguably their biggest upset ever. In the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, they promoted solely due to /vp/ being part of Dragongate and got drawn with three at-the-time Elites. To make expectations even worse, they went without a live manager for their first match. Luckily for them, their opponent, /fit/, didn't have their live manager either, and the result was nothing short of a bloodbath. /u/ won 4–0, sending /fit/ into a death spiral that took them over a year to fully recover from. /fit/ came back after bulking up on Babby opponents and busparked their way to needing a mere one point to advance from the 2015 4chan Summer Cup's Group of Death. They didn't get that point, losing 2–0 to /u/. The third time /u/ and /fit/ met had even higher stakes; it was the 2016 4chan Winter Cup Final. This time, /fit/ got the sweetest revenge, letting /u/ get 15 minutes away from their first star in extra time before taking it for themselves in a 4–3 win. The fourth time was supposed to have high stakes as part of Grip Weekend, but by the time it was played, /u/ were already through and /fit/ (at the time defending their second star) needed to win by four to get through. /fit/ got an early lead, but ended up drawing 1–1 and being relegated by /u/ like the good old days.
Stadium: Zyzz Memorial Bronasium
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25 February 2018, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1531
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Scooby 71'
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Kit:
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Read The Fucking Sticky |
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No Homo |
71' |
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Gains Goblin |
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Rippletits |
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L O N D O N |
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Manlet |
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Ahnold |
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Activated Almonds |
71' |
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Zyzz |
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Scooby |
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Rich Piana |
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Substitutions:
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Feelin' Fit, Buddy? |
71' |
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SS+Gomad |
71' |
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Manager:
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ThatGreekGuy !!kP474qreMcq Kostas[GRE] !!p9ZsvQpP8fW
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Kit:
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Madokami |
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°◇° |
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Dai Dai Daisuki |
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Science Babies |
71' |
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Alien From Black Lizard Planet |
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Post-Apocalyptic Bonding |
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Being Yaya Is Suffering |
71' |
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Purest Form of Love |
90+2' |
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BEFRIENDING |
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Akkarin |
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Homucifer |
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Substitutions:
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Onee-sama |
71' |
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Hifumin Leeeeeader |
71' |
87' |
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Manager:
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Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap Ravenire !!etQXOLaIL0a
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Man of the Match:
Scooby (/fit/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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48
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52
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Shots (on target)
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4
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4
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(4)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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3
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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Free Kicks
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3
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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72
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|
83
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Crosses
|
10
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|
5
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Interceptions
|
16
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16
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Tackles
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8
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7
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Saves
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3
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3
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