Group A of the 2018 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/n/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
6
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/x/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
4
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/f/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
4 |
-1 |
4
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/lgbt/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
-1 |
3
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/lgbt/ v /x/
Background: Last time /lgbt/ and /x/ met, the former was the eventual wooden spoon. That matchup ended 1–0 in /x/'s favor.
Stadium: Token LGBT Representation Arena
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16 February 2018, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 788
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LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 2' Hi, /pol/ 5' Autogynephilia 8'
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20' This Man 76' Goatman
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Assists
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Hi, /pol/ 2' Alfred Kinsey 5' LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 8'
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20' Goatman 75' /x/-tan
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Kit:
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The Closet |
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Gay Erasure |
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Hon |
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>biscum |
76' |
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Boipussy |
39' |
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Alfred Kinsey |
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LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G |
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Special Snowflake |
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ANGRY GAY SOUNDS |
73' |
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Hi, /pol/ |
73' |
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Autogynephilia |
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Substitutions:
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/tttt/ |
73' |
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Am I Gay? |
73' |
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Go Back To Tumblr |
76' |
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Manager:
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Assigned Fail !!C2hMqZSi8LD Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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Kit:
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NOPE |
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Ghost Puncher |
76' |
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The Grifter |
86' |
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Ethereal Ghost |
73' |
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Chaos Magick |
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Zodiac Killer |
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This Man |
73' |
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The Grey |
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Cthulhu |
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Goatman |
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/x/-tan |
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Substitutions:
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Slenderman |
73' |
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Mothman |
73' |
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Creepypasta |
76' |
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Manager:
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XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI Thunderlizard !!OgWEaWi3LoI
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Man of the Match:
LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G (/lgbt/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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45
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55
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Shots (on target)
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9
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10
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(6)
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(10)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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3
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
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3
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Free Kicks
|
3
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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83
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83
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Crosses
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5
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3
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Interceptions
|
13
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12
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Tackles
|
15
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7
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Saves
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6
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4
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/f/ v /n/
Background: Back in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup, all /f/ needed to advance was a draw. They got the result in a 4–4 thriller, despite the eventual goal of the tournament going against them.
Stadium: Awesome Dome
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16 February 2018, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 867
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Lolicatgirls 26'
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60' 90's Rigid Mountain Bike 76' Bepsi 90' Hipster Fixie
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Assists
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60' Hipster Fixie 75' 90's Rigid Mountain Bike
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Kit:
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AnonymousD |
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Lain Iwakura |
7' |
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White Hole |
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Gardevoir Paizuri |
73' |
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Faggot Shit |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAN~ |
73' |
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Eddie! |
82' |
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DA HOOD |
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Daily Dose |
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Party Hard |
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Lolicatgirls |
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Substitutions:
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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY |
73' |
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Billy Herrington |
73' |
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Van Darkholme |
82' |
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Manager:
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Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
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Kit:
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Airport General Mk. XII |
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Slam That Stem |
73' |
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F40PH |
73' |
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Free Wheel No Brakes |
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/tram/ |
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Cager Rage |
82' |
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I Like Trains |
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Blimp Train |
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Hipster Fixie |
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'90s Rigid Mountain Bike |
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Bepsi |
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Substitutions:
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>American HSR |
73' |
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FRED |
73' |
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Old Steel 10-Speed |
82' |
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Manager:
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Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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Man of the Match:
Hipster Fixie (/n/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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45
|
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55
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Shots (on target)
|
10
|
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9
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(3)
|
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(6)
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Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
1
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(0)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
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Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
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Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
9
|
|
6
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Interceptions
|
12
|
|
10
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Tackles
|
12
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|
8
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Saves
|
3
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3
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/lgbt/ v /f/
Background: Another time when a draw would prove sufficient for /f/ was in the 2014 4chan Winter Cup; playing a goalless /lgbt/, /f/ were just as bad, drawing 0–0.
Stadium: Token LGBT Representation Arena
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18 February 2018, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 838
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30' DA HOOD
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Assists
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30' Daily Dose
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Kit:
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The Closet |
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Gay Erasure |
68' |
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Hon |
68' |
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>biscum |
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Boipussy |
74' |
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Alfred Kinsey |
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LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G |
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Special Snowflake |
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ANGRY GAY SOUNDS |
68' |
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Awkward Lesbian |
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Autogynephilia |
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Substitutions:
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Ace |
68' |
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Breeder Scum |
68' |
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/tttt/ |
68' |
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Manager:
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Assigned Fail !!C2hMqZSi8LD Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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Kit:
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AnonymousD |
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Gardevoir Paizuri |
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~~~Osaka |
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>renaming |
73' |
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Eddie! |
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DA HOOD |
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Van Darkholme |
68' |
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Billy Herrington |
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Daily Dose |
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Party Hard |
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Lolicatgirls |
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Substitutions:
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Xiao Mei Mei |
68' |
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Takeo Ischi |
73' |
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Manager:
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Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
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Man of the Match:
DA HOOD (/f/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
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Shots (on target)
|
12
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|
8
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(6)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
2
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(0)
|
|
(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
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Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
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Passes completed (%)
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70
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|
78
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Crosses
|
17
|
|
12
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Interceptions
|
25
|
|
21
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Tackles
|
10
|
|
6
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Saves
|
3
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|
5
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/x/ v /n/
Background: Back in 2012, /x/ were so spooky that they crashed GB's stream after scoring against /n/; they then won the restarted match 3–2, and advanced to the knockouts. Also, that shit don't count anymore. It hasn't for nearly five years. But it's still worth mentioning.
Stadium: The Void
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18 February 2018, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 963
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Goatman 41' Cthulhu 44', 56'
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74' Bepsi
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Assists
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Mothman 41'
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74' I Like Trains
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Kit:
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NOPE |
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Creepypasta |
69' |
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SCP Series |
69' |
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The Grifter |
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Lost Media |
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Zodiac Killer |
29' |
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Mothman |
69' |
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The Grey |
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Cthulhu |
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Goatman |
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/x/-tan |
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Substitutions:
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Ghost Puncher |
69' |
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Slenderman |
69' |
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Secret Society |
69' |
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Manager:
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XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI Thunderlizard !!OgWEaWi3LoI
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Kit:
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Airport General Mk. XII |
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F40PH |
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Bullet Trains |
2' |
90+4' |
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/o/ here fuck you |
90+4' |
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Cager Rage |
45' |
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Memebike |
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Blimp Train |
72' |
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I Like Trains |
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Hipster Fixie |
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'90s Rigid Mountain Bike |
1' |
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Bepsi |
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Substitutions:
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Everything's Fucked |
45' |
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FRED |
90+4' |
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Free Wheel No Brakes |
90+4' |
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Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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Man of the Match:
Cthulhu (/x/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
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Shots (on target)
|
9
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|
4
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(8)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
6
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(0)
|
|
(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
6
|
|
3
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Passes completed (%)
|
75
|
|
79
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
16
|
|
17
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Tackles
|
13
|
|
10
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Saves
|
1
|
|
3
|
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/f/ v /x/
Background: Yet another time where all /f/ needed was a draw. Yet another time where they got a draw, 2–2 thanks to a Cthulhu 90+.
Stadium: Awesome Dome
|
24 February 2018, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 835
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Daily Dose 30'
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63' Goatman
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Assists
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Party Hard 30'
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63' /x/-tan
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Kit:
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AnonymousD |
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Lain Iwakura |
69' |
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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY |
69' |
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Gardevoir Paizuri |
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Faggot Shit |
|
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>renaming |
86' |
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Eddie! |
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DA HOOD |
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Daily Dose |
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Party Hard |
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Lolicatgirls |
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Substitutions:
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Megumi |
69' |
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Mongolian Throatsinging |
69' |
74' |
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Zone |
86' |
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Manager:
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Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
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Kit:
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NOPE |
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SCP Series |
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Astral Meetup |
69' |
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Ethereal Ghost |
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Zodiac Killer |
33' |
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The Grey |
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Creepypasta |
69' |
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Lost Media |
69' |
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Cthulhu |
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Goatman |
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/x/-tan |
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Substitutions:
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Slenderman |
69' |
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Ghost Puncher |
69' |
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Chaos Magick |
69' |
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Manager:
|
XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI Thunderlizard !!OgWEaWi3LoI
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Man of the Match:
Goatman (/x/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
43
|
|
57
|
Shots (on target)
|
3
|
|
12
|
(2)
|
|
(9)
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Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
3
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Passes completed (%)
|
69
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
14
|
|
1
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Interceptions
|
13
|
|
21
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Tackles
|
10
|
|
10
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Saves
|
6
|
|
1
|
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/n/ v /lgbt/
Background: The dominance of /lgbt/ all started in the Spring of 2017. There, /lgbt/ became the first team ever to LEGITIMATELY win every match in a cup, culminating in a 2–0 victory over /n/ in the final.
Stadium: Intercity Blimp Train
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24 February 2018, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1055
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Bepsi 16', 45+2' Old Steel 10 Speed 60'
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62' Autogynephilia 78' /tttt/
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Assists
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90's Rigid Mountain Bike 16', 45+2'
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62' Transbian 78' Do I Pass?
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Kit:
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Airport General Mk. XII |
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>American HSR |
78' |
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F40PH |
78' |
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Bullet Trains |
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Steel is Reel |
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Old Steel 10 Speed |
67' |
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Blimp Train |
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I Like Trains |
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Hipster Fixie |
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'90s Rigid Mountain Bike |
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Bepsi |
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Substitutions:
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/tram/ |
67' |
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Slam That Stem |
78' |
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FRED |
78' |
|
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Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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Kit:
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The Closet |
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ANGRY GAY SOUNDS |
67' |
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YOU DON'T EXIST |
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Ace |
67' |
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Go Back To Tumblr |
|
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Awkward Lesbian |
67' |
|
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|
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Transbian |
68' |
|
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Alfred Kinsey |
|
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|
LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G |
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Special Snowflake |
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Autogynephilia |
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Substitutions:
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Breeder Scum |
67' |
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Do I Pass? |
67' |
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/tttt/ |
67' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Assigned Fail !!C2hMqZSi8LD Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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Man of the Match:
Bepsi (/n/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
7
|
(4)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
77
|
|
76
|
Crosses
|
16
|
|
10
|
Interceptions
|
17
|
|
15
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
1
|
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