2014 4chan Winter Cup Group B

From Rigged Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search

Summary

Matchday 1

First half no-ball match with no shots on target broke out in the second half with a classic through-ball goal by /sp/ favorite MESSI. A surprisingly hard-fought match, led by LGBT forward Kinsey, that was stopped by an awake and attentive /sp/ defense despite the best efforts of /sp/ goalie >de gay to hand the game to his fellow fags.

Despite an aggressive offensive line, /f/ found themselves stalled out by /g/oalkeeper Stallman, who, supported by a relatively decent /g/ defense, blocked all of /f/'s shots for 70 minutes of the game. However, /f/'s strong teamwork and aggressive players eventually smash through the /g/ line, and bronze player WRRRRYY scored /f/'s first goal. It seemed like the game would end there, but with Thatgeeultrafaggot panicking and going full 20s, /g/ managed to break through a spaghetti-ing /f/ defense with a goal by Titus to equalize the game. /f/'s attempts to maintain their lead were again stymied by the Stallman, but in the last minute of injury time though, /f/ managed to crush /g/'s hopes and dreams with a wonderful goal by Loli Cat Girls and secure a victory. /f/ showed themselves to be the better team, and it seems likely that they and /sp/ will advance from Group B.

Matchday 2

A cheeky last-minute goal by USAUSAUSA put /sp/ in the lead after they played a weak game against an /f/ that led them 2:1 in shots. Despite a fierce offense, /f/ was unable to put the game away when confronted with DA BURRS in the goal. USAUSAUSA scored /sp/'s first and last goals by playing his way around the wings of /f/'s defense as Messi amd >Moyes consistently choked on their midfield sandwich, while Nipaa would equalize the game well into second half off a nice interception, before seeing /f/'s hopes and dreams crushed at the 90' by USAUSAUSA. It was only that last-minute goal that saved /sp/ from drawing the match, and put them at the nearly untouchable top of Group B, and whispers of #BringBackDragonfag have begun to filter through the mess of chat and general thread.

A well-conditioned /lgbt/ defensive line proved limp and incapable against the scoring machines of /g/. This match was dominated offensively by /g/, dominated defensively by /g/, and was all in /g/'s favor despite some desperate attempts by /lgbt/ to equalize the game after /g/'s first thru-ball. Two amazing "goals" by /g/ and /lgbt/ were negated by goalkeeping refs who declared their players offsides, preventing Bearforce and moto/g/ from getting their well-deserved points. /lgbt/ remains a contender, if by some miracle they win their next game, but the one to watch Frday will be /g/ as they take on /f/ for second-place in the group.

Matchday 3

An absolute sleeper of a game with no midfield players and shit offense, /sp/ was the only winner of this match. Shit passes and multiple interceptions saw very few on-target shots made by either side in /f/ manager Old Man Sou's first ever draw. Thanks to this result, /sp/ was confirmed to pass on to the knockouts, and /f/ would find themselves hoping for an /sp/ victory in the coming match.

Out-conditioned but not out-shot by an already through /sp/, /g/ tried to get some early points during the first period, making incredible drives deep into /sp/'s side of the pitch. /g/ forward Tidus would make the first goal of the game, but MESSI and USAUSAUSA would counter almost immediately to tie up the score 1-1. Despite /g/'s offensive focus and attempts to siege, /sp/ would steal the ball away and give it to a Purple >Moyes who would score another goal on /g/'s favorite GK Richard Stallman. All 20 panic by /g/ at the 85' could not bring them back, as USAUSAUSA stole the ball and nailed it into /g/'s goal to seal their fate. It must be said, /sp/'s rookie GK Clark the Cub, who won 8.0 Man of the Match, was instrumental in stalling /g/'s forceful offense and keeping them down to a single point. With this, /f/ would move on to the knockout rounds to face a flock of SEAGULLS, and /sp/ prepare for a super-hyped match.

Table

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Sp icon.png /sp/ 3 3 0 0 6 2 4 9
F icon.png /f/ 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4
G icon.png /g/ 3 1 0 2 3 5 -2 3
Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 3 0 1 2 0 2 -2 1


/sp/ v /lgbt/

Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium 14 February 2014, 18:20 UTC Attendance: 773
Sp logo.png /sp/ 1–0 /lgbt/ Lgbt logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
MESSI Goal 60'



Kit: Spsixth-2016sc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png >de gay
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png DRTWWWTTATY
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Lelbron Substituted off 70'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Orson Welles
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png The Archiver
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Based Deng
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png >schalke Substituted off 70'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png >MOYES
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png George Costanza
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png USA USA USA
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Messi
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png MVP Substituted in 70'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Potlel Substituted in 70'
Manager:
EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/
2014wc group b-sp lgbt.png
Kit: Lgbtaway-2015abc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Gus
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Precum Soaked Dicks Substituted off 70'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png It Gets Better
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Social Construct
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Boipussy Substituted off 78'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Bug Running
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G Substituted off 78'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Special Snowflake
Pos-RWF.png Cond-good.png Adrian Hlavacek
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Bearforce
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Alfred Kinsey
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Ray Blanchard Substituted in 70'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Carter Brooks Substituted in 78'
Pos-RB.png Cond-very poor.png Slutty Bisexual Substituted in 78'
Manager:
Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE

Man of the Match:
MVP (/sp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

42

58

Shots (on target)

2

1

(1)

(0)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

73

81

Crosses

3

5

Interceptions

9

10

Tackles

7

3

Saves

1

1

/f/ v /g/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 14 February 2014, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 702
F logo.png /f/ 2–1 /g/ G logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
WRRRRRYY Goal 76'
Lolicatgirls Goal 90+'
Goal 79' Tidus



Kit: Fkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Segata Sanshiro
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Monsquaz
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Mormon Jesus
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Gardevoir Paizuri
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png SHIII
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Terry Crews Substituted off 69'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Goosehoward
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Zone Substituted off 69'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Nipaa
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Lolicatgirls
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png DA HOOD
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png F.O.E Substituted in 69'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png WRRRRRYY Substituted in 69'
Manager:
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
2014wc group b-f g.png
Kit: Ghome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Stallman
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Guts Thread
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Housefire
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png DPT
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png >audiophiles
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Botnet
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png GNU/Linux Substituted off 69'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png MOTO/g/
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Waifu Desktop
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Tidus
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Install Gentoo
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Ritchie Substituted in 69'
Manager:
thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR

Man of the Match:
lolicatgirls (/f/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

54

46

Shots (on target)

14

8

(12)

(7)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

4

2

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

78

76

Crosses

5

2

Interceptions

9

8

Tackles

3

1

Saves

3

7

Note: /f/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use an Associação Atlética Ponte Preta kit.

/sp/ v /f/

Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium 16 February 2014, 18:20 UTC Attendance: 859
Sp logo.png /sp/ 2–1 /f/ F logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
USA USA USA Goal 22'90+6' Goal 55' Nipaa



Kit: Sphome-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Da Burrs
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png DRTWWWTTATY
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Lelbron Substituted off 59'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png MVP
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Jagsguy
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png >TORRES Substituted off 79'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png >furpuck
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png >MOYES
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png George Costanza
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png USA USA USA
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Messi
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png >US 12S Substituted in 59'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png BTFO Substituted in 79'
Manager:
EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/
2014wc group b-sp f.png
Kit: Fkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Steamshovel Harry
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Monsquaz
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Mormon Jesus
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Gardevoir Paizuri
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png SHIII
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png IOSYS Substituted off 65'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Goosehoward Substituted off 79'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Zone Substituted off 65'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Nipaa
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Lolicatgirls
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png DA HOOD
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png WRRRRRYY Substituted in 65'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png F.O.E. Substituted in 65'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Kikkoman Substituted in 79'
Manager:
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke

Man of the Match:
USA USA USA (/sp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

5

11

(2)

(9)

Fouls (offside)

5

1

(2)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

3

Free Kicks

1

5

Passes completed (%)

74

77

Crosses

3

3

Interceptions

3

11

Tackles

7

1

Saves

4

0

Note: /f/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use an Associação Atlética Ponte Preta kit.

/lgbt/ v /g/

Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium 16 February 2014, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 823
Lgbt logo.png /lgbt/ 0–1 /g/ G logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 20' Install Gentoo



Kit: Lgbtkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Gaycism
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Slutty Bisexual Substituted off 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png It Gets Better
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Gaymer
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Ray Blanchard
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Am I Gay
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Carter Brooks
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Special Snowflake
Pos-RWF.png Cond-very good.png Adrian Hlavacek
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Bearforce
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Alfred Kinsey
Substitutions:
Pos-RB.png Cond-very poor.png Precum Soaked Dicks Substituted in 72'
Manager:
Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE
2014wc group b-lgbt g.png
Kit: Ghome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Common Sense
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Thinkpad
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Guts Thread Substituted off 72'
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png >audiophiles Substituted off 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Muh Erotic Game
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Botnet Substituted off 72'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png GNU/Linux Booked 16'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Moto /g/
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Tidus
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Waifu Desktop
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Install Desktop
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png >wangblows Substituted in 72'
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Linus Torvalds Substituted in 72'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Ritchie Substituted in 72'
Manager:
thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR

Man of the Match:
Install Gentoo (/g/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

5

8

(5)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

2

4

(1)

(2)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

4

2

Passes completed (%)

80

82

Crosses

3

1

Interceptions

12

6

Tackles

0

2

Saves

3

4

/f/ v /lgbt/

Stadium: Wembley Stadium 22 February 2014, 18:00 UTC Attendance: 819
F logo.png /f/ 0–0 /lgbt/ Lgbt logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png



Kit: Faway-2016sc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Colin Mochrie
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Monsquaz
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Mormon Jesus
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Gardevoir Paizuri
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png SHIII
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Terry Crews
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png IOSYS
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Nipaa Substituted off 78'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Kikkoman Substituted off 78'
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Lolicatgirls
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png DA HOOD
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png F.O.E. Substituted in 78'
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Party Hard Substituted in 78'
Manager:
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
2014wc group b-f lgbt.png
Kit: Lgbthome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Gus
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Slutty Bisexual
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Cis Scum
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Gaymer
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Boipussy Substituted off 78'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Am I Gay Substituted off 78'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Adrian Hlavacek
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Carter Brooks Substituted off 78'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Special Snowflake
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Alfred Kinsey
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Bearforce
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G Substituted in 78'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Bug Running Substituted in 78'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very poor.png Ray Blanchard Substituted in 78'
Manager:
Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE

Man of the Match:
Cis Scum (/lgbt/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

3

2

(2)

(1)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

0

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

66

79

Crosses

2

0

Interceptions

12

13

Tackles

3

7

Saves

1

3

/g/ v /sp/

Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium 22 February 2014, 18:30 UTC Attendance: 886
G logo.png /g/ 1–3 /sp/ Sp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Tidus Goal 21' Goal 23' Messi
Goal 37' >moyes
Goal 87' USA USA USA



Kit: Ghome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Common Sense Substituted off 45'
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Housefire
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png DPT
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png >audiophiles
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png >wangblows
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Botnet
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Ritchie Substituted off 68'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Moto /g/
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Waifu Desktop Substituted off 68'
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Install Gentoo
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Tidus
Substitutions:
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Stallman Substituted in 45'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png No Drivers Substituted in 68'
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Muh Anime Substituted in 68'
Manager:
thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR
2014wc group b-g sp.png
Kit: Spkit2-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Clark the Cub
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png DRTWWWTTATY Substituted off 78'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Teboq
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Tony Kornheiser
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Jagsguy
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png BTFO Substituted off 78'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png >Schalke Substituted off 78'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png >MOYES
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png George Costanza
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png USA USA USA
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Messi
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Potlel Substituted in 78'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png >TORRES Substituted in 78'
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png 18-1 Substituted in 78'
Manager:
EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/

Man of the Match:
Clark the Cub (/sp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

62

38

Shots (on target)

15

7

(12)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

0

3

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

7

2

Free Kicks

3

1

Passes completed (%)

77

77

Crosses

9

2

Interceptions

4

10

Tackles

3

2

Saves

4

9