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2014 4chan Winter Cup Group H

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Summary

Matchday 1

Amid discussions of how old and busted many of /b/'s teammates were [spoiler]looking at you James Holmes[/spoiler], /hr/ managed to secure a 1-0 lead in the first half and break through /b/'s defense several times for good shots. /hr/ held on to their 1-0 lead through the entire match, and even going FULL TWENTIES could not give /b/ an equalizing point. Thank god we didn't have to hear that anthem again.

Once upon a time, /soc/ was feared. But with an absent manager and shit conditions on the bench, they were unable to defeat the uncaring /an/imals of /an/. Canadian Goose and Honey Badger led the way for /an/ to run right past the /soc/ defense, though they found their offensive stopped at almost all turns by /soc/ GK Permalurker. Still, /an/ secured an early goal via What Is This? that secured their victory over the autistic sex addicts of /soc/. We pray that they can beat /b/ next weak and prevent us from hearing their anthem in the Round of 16.

Matchday 2

Just as Rayman player models seemed to be a favorable sign for /v/, it seemed that /soc/'s captain FEET would find himself strengthened by the stealing of the shins. Unfortunately, conditions overwhelmingly favored /b/, and they told over the course of the game. An immediate 5' goal by FEET turned the momentum over to /soc/, and a heavily marked James Holmes was stopped by the /soc/ defense. However, Triforce and Moses Garza would put the game away for /b/ with a late goal in the first half and another in the middle of the second as /b/ began to play more aggressively. Despite some good pushes by /soc/ they were unable to seal the deal and score, and the ear-raping anthem of /b/ played out over the stadium once more. /soc/ now sits at the bottom of the group in need of a miracle 9-3-3-3 in order to have a chance of surviving.

Another game with lots of poor conditions, with much of /hr/'s backline and /an/'s star forwards in Blue and Purple. A spirited offensive effort by /hr/ was stomped by the rampaging animals of /an/. Despite taking a 1-0 lead in the first quarter of the game, /hr/ found its lead stolen by Canadian Goose, and star forwards Spacebat and Honey Badger (Purple and Blue) sealed /hr/'s fate. /hr/'s defeat left the possibility of /soc/ advancing alive, and /an/ would top the group.

Matchday 3

/soc/ seeks a two-point victory over /hr/ in order to advance or at least cripple /hr/'s chances to advance. A well-positioned FEET put in three goals in the space of 7 minutes against /hr/'s GK Celeb Threads, taking the record for fastest hat trick ever, almost sealing /hr/'s fate after a series of poor games. Mid-game changes by /hr/ allowed Emma Watson to score and threaten /soc/'s advance, but FUCKING SPAGHETTI by /hr/'s defensive mob allowed FEET to earn a double brace and putting /soc/ far ahead of /hr/. Despite Taylor Swift scoring another goal for /hr/, /soc/ would deny them the chance to drag them down with them. Thus, at the very last moment, /soc/ survives and keeps their chances of advancing alive despite losing every other game in the group. Their fate in the hands of /b/, they would advance with /b/'s defeat and will face the well-traveled players of /trv/ in the Round of 16.

A bungling offense by /an/ and a James Holmes who could not hit a man in a dark theater saw this game sit at 0-0 for most of the match. Take It To The Vet must've taken some steroids from his clinic, as he saved /an/ and our ears from /b/'s offensive volleys. But Fucken Saved could not save /b/ in the end, as Canadian Goose finally got loose and blasted a ball into the goal with 5 minutes remaining in the match. /an/ will face /wg/ in the first round of the knockouts, and /soc/ makes a great escape to advance to the knockouts and face the arguably stronger /trv/.

Table

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
An icon.png /an/ 3 3 0 0 5 1 4 9
Soc icon.png /soc/ 3 1 0 2 5 5 0 3
B icon.png /b/ 3 1 0 2 2 3 -1 3
Hr icon.png /hr/ 3 1 0 2 4 7 -3 3


/b/ v /hr/

Stadium: Stade de France 15 February 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 679
B logo.png /b/ 0–1 /hr/ Hr logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 12' Haunted Areum
 
Assists
 


Kit: Bkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Pools Closed
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Rule 34
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png TYFTT
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png 2edgy4me
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Jimmy Rustler
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Trolled 2 Death Substituted off 74'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png 60s Spiderman Substituted off 12'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Moses Garza
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png Giga Puddi
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png James Holmes
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Triforce
Substitutions:
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png OVER 9000 Substituted in 12'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Bread Substituted in 74'
Manager:
Cosa Nostra !!Kxz8F2s8bxQ
2014wc group h-b hr.png
Kit: Hrhome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Celeb Threads
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Movie Posters
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Mila Kunis
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Astronomy Substituted off 74'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Bully My Dick
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Haunted Areum
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Nugu Substituted off 74'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Emma Stone
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Lord Taengoo
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Emma Watson
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Taylor Swift
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Wikifeet Substituted in 74'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png User Was Warned Substituted in 74'
Manager:
Yutz !!fHFnmFa1CPT

Man of the Match:
Haunted Areum (/hr/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

56

44

Shots (on target)

5

5

(5)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

1

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

82

84

Crosses

3

3

Interceptions

7

9

Tackles

1

1

Saves

4

4

/soc/ v /an/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 15 February 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 601
Soc logo.png /soc/ 0–1 /an/ An logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 34' What Is This?
 
Assists
 
Assist 34' Spacebat


Kit: Sockit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Permalurker
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Time Line Substituted off 69'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Rate My Cock Substituted off 69'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Milkshakes with 3 dudes
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png slug.jpg
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png /sma/utism Substituted off 69'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Roll Thread
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Crush
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Vocaroo
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Haunter
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Feet
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Frosting Substituted in 69'
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Contactfag Substituted in 69'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Kickr Substituted in 69'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
2014wc group h-soc an.png
Kit: Anaway-2016wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Take it to the Vet
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Cat Person
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Superior Porcupine
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Brown Recluse
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Leopard Gecko Substituted off 73'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Walrus Overlord Substituted off 73'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Canadian Goose
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Sun Bear Substituted off 81'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png What Is This?
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Spacebat
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Honeybadger
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Invasive Species Substituted in 73'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Ecofemenism Substituted in 73'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Sexy Shrimp Substituted in 81'
Manager:
Rehmix

Man of the Match:
Honeybadger (/an/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

4

5

(1)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

2

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

85

70

Crosses

1

4

Interceptions

11

7

Tackles

2

3

Saves

2

1

/b/ v /soc/

Stadium: Stamford Bridge 21 February 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 546
B logo.png /b/ 2–1 /soc/ Soc logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Triforce Goal 41'
Moses Garza Goal 73'
Goal 6' Feet
 
Assists
 
Assist 6' Kickr


Kit: Bkit2-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Nyancat
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Rule 34
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png TYFTT
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png 2edgy4me
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Jimmy Rustler
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Trolled 2 Death
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Berry My Dick
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Giga Puddi
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png I Told You Dog Substituted off 73'
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Triforce
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png James Holmes
Substitutions:
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png Moses Garza Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Cosa Nostra !!Kxz8F2s8bxQ
2014wc group h-b soc.png
Kit: Sockit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Permalurker
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Contactfag
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Milkshakes with 3 dudes Substituted off 73'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Rate My Cock
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Tumblr Substituted off 73'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Kickr
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Use The Fucking Catalog
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Vocaroo
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Crush
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Feet
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Haunter
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png slug.jpg Substituted in 73'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Heaven Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv

Man of the Match:
Triforce (/b/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

10

6

(9)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

80

82

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

9

7

Tackles

4

2

Saves

2

5

/hr/ v /an/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 21 February 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 499
Hr logo.png /hr/ 1–3 /an/ An logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Emma Watson Goal 27' Goal 43' Canadian Goose
Goal 54' Spacebat
Goal 80' Honeybadger
 
Assists
 
Taylor Swift Assist 27' Assist 43' Honeybadger
Assist 80' Canadian Goose


Kit: Hrhome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Celeb Threads
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Movie Posters
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Astronomy Substituted off 73'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Celeb Fakes
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Vagina Closeups
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Haunted Areum
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Currency
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png >1000x1000
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Lord Taengoo
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Emma Watson
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Taylor Swift
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Bully My Dick Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Yutz !!fHFnmFa1CPT
2014wc group h-hr an.png
Kit: Anaway-2016wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Zoology
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png David Ateenborough
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Evil Pitbull
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Brown Recluse Substituted off 73'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Ecofemenism
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Invasive Species Substituted off 73'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Sexy Shrimp Substituted off 73'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Canadian Goose
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Spacebat
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png What Is This?
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Honeybadger
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Superior Porcupine Substituted in 73'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Walrus Overlord Substituted in 73'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Sun Bear Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Rehmix

Man of the Match:
Honeybadger (/an/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

47

53

Shots (on target)

6

8

(3)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

0

3

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

3

1

Passes completed (%)

84

86

Crosses

2

3

Interceptions

4

4

Tackles

2

3

Saves

3

2

/soc/ v /hr/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 23 February 2014, 20:00 UTC Attendance: 716
Soc logo.png /soc/ 4–2 /hr/ Hr logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Feet Goal 25'29'32'52' Goal 48' Emma Watson
Goal 57' Taylor Swift
 
Assists
 
Kickr Assist 25'
Crush Assist 29'
Haunter Assist 32'
Assist 48' Taylor Swift
Assist 57' Lord Taengoo


Kit: Sockit2-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Timestamp
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Swell Guy Substituted off 56'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Frosting
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Milkshakes with 3 dudes
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Roll Thread Substituted off 74'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Ideal Mate
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Kickr
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Vocaroo
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png Crush
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Haunter
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Feet
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Rate My Cock Substituted in 56'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Use The Fucking Catalog Substituted in 74'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
2014wc group h-soc hr.png
Kit: Hrkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Celeb Threads
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Summer Glau
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png User Was Warned
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Astronomy
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Bully My Dick
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Wikifeet
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Emma Stone
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Lord Taengoo
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Haunted Areum
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Emma Watson
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Taylor Swift
Manager:
Yutz !!fHFnmFa1CPT

Man of the Match:
Feet (/soc/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

9

4

(8)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

2

3

(1)

(2)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

3

2

Passes completed (%)

79

74

Crosses

1

2

Interceptions

9

12

Tackles

3

6

Saves

1

3

/an/ v /b/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 23 February 2014, 20:30 UTC Attendance: 750
An logo.png /an/ 1–0 /b/ B logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Canadian Goose Goal 86'
 
Assists
 
Honeybadger Assist 86'


Kit: Anhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Take It To The Vet
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Cat Person Substituted off 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Evil Pitbull Substituted off 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Biscuit
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Leopard Gecko
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Invasive Species
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Sexy Shrimp Substituted off 72'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Canadian Goose
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Spacebat
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png What Is This?
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Honeybadger
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Brown Recluse Substituted in 72'
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Domestic Fox Substituted in 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Skeptical Cat Substituted in 72'
Manager:
Rehmix
2014wc group h-an b.png
Kit: Bkit2-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Fuckin Saved
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Rule 34
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png 2edgy4me Substituted off 89'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Chris Hansen
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Jimmy Rustler
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Trolled 2 Death
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png TYFTA
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Giga Puddi
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png I Told You Dog Substituted off 72'
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png James Holmes
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Triforce
Substitutions:
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Moses Garza Substituted in 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png 60s Spiderman Substituted in 88'
Manager:
Cosa Nostra !!Kxz8F2s8bxQ

Man of the Match:
Biscuit (/an/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

3

7

(2)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

0

2

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

78

90

Crosses

1

2

Interceptions

4

13

Tackles

6

1

Saves

3

1