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2014 4chan Winter Cup Group A

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Summary

Matchday 1

/cgl/ pressured /a/'s strikers out of an expected win, with a mob-all defense and a 7.0 MotM goalkeeper in the form of Mr. Yan. /a/'s players, led by team striker Bert Is A Titan would end up spaghetti-ing away the few chances they did have despite superior conditioning. Both teams walked away with one point in the group stage, reaffirming the strangely upsetting strength of Seagulls and leaving /a/ at a disadvantage in the group.

/cm/ started with a sneaky little goal by everyone's favorite angel Nagisa, but the 5-inch Dick of /adv/ bent /cm/'s underperformer of the match Dio and gave him a good bad touching. Despite having all the power, Dio found himself unable to kick with any accuracy or penetrate /adv/'s defense, leading to /adv/ topping Group A and setting up /a/ to fall in Sunday's match.

Matchday 2

With /adv/'s manager absent and with no instructions left behind, this was /a/'s game to lose. An early game goal by oft-underestimated Bert and a ton of /a/ shots set the tone for the rest of this match against a headless /adv/. Bebop secured a 2-0 lead at the end of the first half. Yet, somehow, the RNG gods smiled on /adv/ and allowed them to score twice on a sleepy Database (/a/ GK). But Bert Is A Titan, still smarting from the cup's stinging review of his performance last Friday, redeemed himself in the eyes of /a/ by making a Hat Trick and securing /a/'s overwhelming victory over /adv/, thereby confirming Germanbro's pre-game scoreline prediction. With this victory, /a/ moves to the top of Group A, but remains in danger of relegation should they fail to pull together against /cm/ next week. Will Colossal Titan Bert manage to redeem himself again? Or will /a/ need to rely on the sweet, sweet tunes of Cowboy Bebop to defeat titan-slaying manlet Levi?

/cm/ began with amazing conditions, while /cgl/ remained tired and exhausted from Friday's game with /a/. But conditions did not translate into performance on the field, as /cgl/ held /cm/ off for a 2-2 draw thanks to fuck-ups by Dio and good goalie play by /cgl/ GK Mr. Yan. /cgl/'s Jealous Fatty scored an early first goal of the game with the support of fellow striker Dramu, seemingly setting the tone for a match dominated by /cgl/. However, Dio Brando used the powers of his Stand to finally deliver a ferociously powerful, on-target kick to tie up the game midway through the first half, and Levi proved himself to be /cm/'s strongest manlet when he literally walked a goal over the back of /cgl/'s GK. These goals, however, were bright spots in otherwise mediocre performance by /cm/, who found themselves struggling for the ball more often than not. Finally, a last-minute offensive in injury time saw Jealous Fatty score off a rebound from /cm/ GK Munemasa, tying the game. WIth this draw, the hopes of both teams remain alive.

Matchday 3

Going into the first game of regulation day, /adv/ seemed like the favorite to advance. On top of being in the second-place of the group, it also opened the match with a mass of condition advantages over /cgl/, who were playing with blue and green forwards and opting for an unusual formation of out-of-place players. Oh, how wrong we were. It's just a damn shame that SEAGULLS did not ring out over /cgl/'s wondrous, miraculous rape of /adv/.

A first-minute goal by /adv/'s 5-Inch Dick and strong conditioning were just red herrings as /cgl/ broke through /adv/'s defense four times before the end of the half. Forward Gold winger JNig, trying to prove that his position was actualy decent after the mess that /m/ made of it, scored a hat trick thanks to a thruball passed to him by /cgl/'s star forward Dramu, who himself scored a third goal for /cgl/ before the game had hit 30 minutes. Despite /adv/'s quick counter of /cgl/'s goals, the first half ended 4-2 in /cgl/'s favor, and got everyone hyped for a shotfest of a match. An MIA /adv/ manager proved to be /adv/'s downfall, as /adv/ was unable to change strategies to address /cgl/'s unstoppable offense. At 62', Dramu got his own hat trick, prompting commissioner Dr. BorisG to ask them to >stop, stop, he's already dead! But it was a vain plea; /adv/ proved they were still alive, thanks to s/adv/irgin countering and scoring a goal off /cgl/'s Red GK Maguma's Shirt. Thus taunted, Dramu would be forced to throw one final kick at the badly-wounded walking corpse of /adv/, earning a double brace and ending the game 7-3.

10 goals, 21 shots, 6 saves. Thanks to the massive GD earned from this game, /cgl/ managed to top Group A and would then go on to face /f/ in the knockouts this coming Saturday. Get hyped!

With /a/ now sitting second in the group, there remained a chance that /cm/ could pull /a/ down from heaven and make all wrong with the world. A mere two goals could see /cm/ spoil the dreams of one of the oldest and most popular teams in the cup, but it was not to be. Perhaps our opening game stole all the goals from PES, just as all the shins were stolen the day before. Regardless, player spaghetti and spectacular /a/ chokes saw the first half end 0-0 and force /cm/ into going all out against /a/'s defense, which proved wanting when Tachibana scored off a rare misplay by most powerful GK in the cup Onepunch-Man at 60'. Continued choking by Bert is a Titan and Yamakan finally ended at 73', when Bert managed to best /cm/'s defense to tie the game. Despite intensive play by both teams, the game ended in a 1-1 draw as the RNG gods decided they would (not) allow any goals to be made. /a/ goes up against their /a/sp/ie Cup rivals next Saturday in a match sure to be hype.

Table

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 3 1 2 0 10 6 4 5
A icon.png /a/ 3 1 2 0 6 4 2 5
Adv icon.png /adv/ 3 1 0 2 7 12 -5 3
Cm icon.png /cm/ 3 0 2 1 4 5 -1 2


/a/ v /cgl/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 14 February 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 638
A logo.png /a/ 1–1 /cgl/ Cgl logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Cowboy Bebop Goal 6' Goal 42' Dramu
 
Assists
 
Tomoko Assist 6'
Assist 42' Yaya's Tatas


Kit: Ahome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Database
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Boku no Pico
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Jojo Substituted off 57'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Kaiki Best Girl
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png King of Gets
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Inferno Cop
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Tomoko Substituted off 57'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Teh Rei Substituted off 75'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Mugi
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Cowboy Bebop
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Bert Is A Titan
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png >rotoscoping Substituted in 57'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Yamakan Substituted in 57'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Kamina Substituted in 75'
Manager:
FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq
2014wc group a-a cgl.png
Kit: Cglhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Mr. Yan
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Derpy-chan
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Heroes of Cosplay
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Circlejerk
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Get A Goddamn Wig
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Jealous Fatty
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png Tunamelt-chan
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Ita
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png J Nig
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Dramu
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png Yaya's Tatas
Manager:
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG

Man of the Match:
Mr. Yan (/cgl/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

10

5

(6)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

3

1

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

76

79

Crosses

6

3

Interceptions

5

12

Tackles

5

3

Saves

1

6

/adv/ v /cm/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 14 February 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 724
Adv logo.png /adv/ 2–1 /cm/ Cm logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Cheating GF Goal 38'
5 Inch Dick Goal 45+1'
Goal 20' Nagisa
 
Assists
 
Friendzoned Assist 38'
S/adv/irgin Assist 45+1'
Assist 20' Elric


Kit: Advkit1-2014sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Good Guy Greg
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Moralfag
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Bitches & Whores
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Brojobs Substituted off 67'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Assburgers Substituted off 67'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Relationshit Substituted off 67'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-poor.png Cheating GF
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Suicide
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Friendzoned
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png S/adv/irgin
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png 5 Inch Dick
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png wat do Substituted in 67'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Shut In Substituted in 67'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png First World Problems Substituted in 67'
Manager:
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
2014wc group a-adv cm.png
Kit: Cmkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Ibuki Munemasa
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Raidou Kuzunoha Substituted off 45'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Takashi Natsume
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Hidekaz
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Haru
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Tieria Erde
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Makoto Tachibana
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Edward Elric
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Levi
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Dio Brando
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Kaworu Nagisa
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Ryoma Echizen Substituted in 45'
Manager:
Freeman !!PZM1vR8exXS

Man of the Match:
5 Inch Dick (/adv/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

42

58

Shots (on target)

4

7

(4)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

75

88

Crosses

4

2

Interceptions

6

8

Tackles

9

7

Saves

3

1

Note: /cm/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use a Fluminense kit.

/a/ v /adv/

Stadium: Wembley Stadium 16 February 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 759
A logo.png /a/ 4–2 /adv/ Adv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Bert Is a Titan Goal 16'78'90+2'
Cowboy Bebop Goal 45+2'
Goal 60'84' 5 Inch Dick
 
Assists
 
Cowboy Bebop Assist 16'
Mugi Assist 45+2'
Meguca Assist 90+2'
Assist 60' Cheating GF


Kit: Akit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Database
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Anno
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Jojo
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Tada Banri Substituted off 67'
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png King of Gets Substituted off 80'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Teh Rei
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Tomoko Substituted off 60'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png Mugi
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Inferno Cop
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Cowboy Bebop
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Bert is a Titan
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Yamakan Substituted in 60'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Kenshiro Substituted in 67'
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Meguca Substituted in 80'
Manager:
FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq
2014wc group a-a adv.png
Kit: Advkit1-2014sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Good Guy Greg
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Moralfag
Pos-CB.png Cond-very poor.png Bitches & Whores
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Brojobs
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Assburgers
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very poor.png Relationshit
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Cheating GF
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Suicide
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Friendzoned
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png S/adv/irgin
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png 5 Inch Dick
Manager:
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a

Man of the Match:
Bert is a Titan (/a/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

6

3

(6)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

0

2

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

2

0

Passes completed (%)

85

82

Crosses

3

6

Interceptions

9

8

Tackles

5

6

Saves

0

2

/cgl/ v /cm/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 16 February 2014, 17:40 UTC Attendance: 805
Cgl logo.png /cgl/ 2–2 /cm/ Cm logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Jealous Fatty Goal 9'90+3'
Goal 36' Dio
Goal 69' Levi
 
Assists
 
Dramu Assist 9'


Kit: Cglhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Mr. Yan
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Heroes of Cosplay
Pos-CB.png Cond-very poor.png Circlejerk
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Coscom
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Gutterbitch
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png J Nig
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Yaya's Tatas
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png Derpy-chan
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Jealous Fatty
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Dramu
Pos-LWF.png Cond-very good.png Vendetta
Manager:
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG
2014wc group a-cgl cm.png
Kit: Cmkit2-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Ibuki Munemasa
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Raidou Kuzunoha
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Oyaji Moe~
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Takashi Natsume Substituted off 71'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Masato Hijirikawa
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Tetsuya Kuroko Substituted off 71'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Makoto Tachibana
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Levi
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Edward Elric Substituted off 71'
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Dio Brando
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Kaworu Nagisa
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Griffith Substituted in 71'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Killua Zoldyck Substituted in 71'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Hidekaz Substituted in 71'
Manager:
Freeman !!PZM1vR8exXS

Man of the Match:
Levi (/cm/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

6

10

(4)

(10)

Fouls (offside)

3

4

(3)

(1)

Corner Kicks

0

3

Free Kicks

4

3

Passes completed (%)

76

79

Crosses

0

6

Interceptions

6

14

Tackles

5

5

Saves

5

2

Note: /cm/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use a Fluminense kit.

/adv/ v /cgl/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 22 February 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 564
Adv logo.png /adv/ 3–7 /cgl/ Cgl logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
5 Inch Dick Goal 2'
S/adv/irgin Goal 25'72'
Goal 9'13'31' J Nig
Goal 23'48'63'84' Dramu
 
Assists
 
S/adv/irgin Assist 2'
Friendzoned Assist 25'
5 Inch Dick Assist 72'
Assist 9' Not A Fetish
Assist 13' Yaya's Tatas
Assist 31' Dramu
Assist 63' GETAGODDAMNWIG


Kit: Advkit1-2014sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Good Guy Greg
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Brojobs
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Pick Up Artist Substituted off 63'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Shut In
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png First World Problems Substituted off 63'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Relationshit Substituted off 63'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-poor.png Cheating GF
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png pls respond
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png Friendzoned
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png S/adv/irgin
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png 5 Inch Dick
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Assburgers Substituted in 63'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png wat do Substituted in 63'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Bitches & Whores Substituted in 63'
Manager:
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
2014wc group a-adv cgl.png
Kit: Cglhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Maguma's Shirt
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Derpy-chan
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Heroes of Cosplay
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Not A Fetish
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Get A Goddamn Wig
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Jealous Fatty
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Ita
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Tunamelt-chan
Pos-RWF.png Cond-okay.png J Nig
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Dramu
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png Yaya's Tatas
Manager:
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG

Man of the Match:
Dramu (/cgl/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

7

14

(5)

(9)

Fouls (offside)

3

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

1

3

Passes completed (%)

76

86

Crosses

8

5

Interceptions

6

10

Tackles

3

1

Saves

4

2

/cm/ v /a/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 22 February 2014, 17:30 UTC Attendance: 867
Cm logo.png /cm/ 1–1 /a/ A logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Tachibana Goal 61' Goal 74' Bert Is a Titan
 
Assists
 
Assist 74' Cowboy Bebop


Kit: Cmkit2-2014wc.png
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Gilgamesh
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Hidekaz
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Hijirikawa
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Oyaji Moe~
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Hitoshi-san
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Blitzkrieg
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Makoto Tachibana
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Levi
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Edward Elric Substituted off 68'
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Dio Brando
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Kaworu Nagisa
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Shuu Iwamine Substituted in 68'
Manager:
Freeman !!PZM1vR8exXS
2014wc group a-cm a.png
Kit: Aaway-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Onepunch-Man
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Boku no Pico Substituted off 78'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Jojo Substituted off 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png >rotoscoping Substituted off 68'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Meguca
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Renge-chon
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Inferno Cop
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Yamakan
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Mugi
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Bert is a Titan
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Cowboy Bebop
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Tada Banri Substituted in 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Kaiki Best Girl Substituted in 68'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Anno Substituted in 78'
Manager:
FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq

Man of the Match:
Bert is a Titan (/a/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

6

12

(3)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

2

4

(1)

(2)

Corner Kicks

1

4

Free Kicks

4

2

Passes completed (%)

78

69

Crosses

2

5

Interceptions

8

10

Tackles

2

3

Saves

4

3

Note: /cm/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use a Fluminense kit.