2014 4chan Winter Cup Group E

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Summary

Matchday 1

/asp/'s first major cup appearance proved that they were a team to be reckoned with, as they blew out the 4CC's most hated/most beloved team and made Ken's prediction come true. /mlp/'s scoring attempts hit trollposts and were blocked by a well-performing Black Ref, preventing their aggressive playstyle from getting any traction. The only goalhorn we heard were Ole and The Time Is Now, courtesy of American Dragon and CENAWINSLOL. Still, the match was only settled by American Dragon's amazing last-minute injury time goal. The road to the Winter Cup has become rocky for /mlp/, and /asp/ begins their potentially devastating march.

/s/'s breakout game in a major cup was a major upset, as they destroyed the mecha of former champions /m/ after MUCH MUCH RIGGING. Beautiful /m/ conditioning on the field was thrown away by poor tactics as their wing-reliant, single-player formation was utterly torn apart by /s/'s strongly supported defense. /m/'s own defensive fuck-ups gave /s/ the first goal of the game, and the momentum to continue scoring. A late-game switch to All-Out Attack by the /m/ Council could not turn the tide, and /s/ was able to score twice more. We weep for /m/'s fall, and hope that they find some way to advance next weekend.

Matchday 2

Possibly the most anticipated match of the day, /m/-/mlp/ opened with some of their rabid fanbase's favorite players caught in purple conditioning, especially /m/'s Gold RX-93 Nu Gundam. The first half saw /m/'s odd wing-reliant formation making aggressive plays and dominating the game in possession, interceptions, and shots. But a Red Jackie Chan Tulpa would (not) let them score, and the second half saw the momentum of the game shift entirely to /mlp/.

A purple RX93 Nu Gundam and a blue Mazinkaiser meant that /m/'s offense teamup was simply too tired to score, while a complete lack of midfield players meant that /mlp/s strong midfield defense could intercept and shut down /m/'s entirely wing-based defense. A nice thrugoal by >RAPE gave /mlp/ the lead at 59', and the following goals by Tracy and Alicorn Twilight cemented /m/'s blowout. Jackie Chan Tulpa earned his keep as Man of the Match, making an amazing 6 saves against /m/, while substitute goalie Iron Giant proved incapable of protecting the busted New Jersey junkyard of /m/. /m/ would go to the bottom of the group, while /mlp/ pushed themselves back into contention. We hope the /m/ council learns that they really need to learn how to PES2014 and not rely on just one formation and one offensive strategy for all their games.

Completely dominating the midfield, /asp/ managed to score two [spoiler]NOT THREE KEN, THE GAME IS OVER[/spoiler] goals in this matchup between the two leaders of the group. Despite a Purple CENAWINSLOL and a Red Butterface, /asp/ found themselves taking the lead in the first half of the game, with goals by American Dragon and Rodney Mullen. /s/ tried to make up the difference by increasing their offensive, but a wide-awake /asp/ defense saved and blocked every one of /s/' well-aimed shots. This victory made /asp/ the first team to be confirmed for the knockouts, and dropped a colony on /m/'s hopes of returning to contention in a major cup. We congratulate /asp/, an unexpected dark horse team and the only remaining 3rd-generation Elite, for proving that, yes, they are a real board with a real team. Whether their board topics are real sports is a question for another day.

Matchday 3

With /asp/ confirmed through and /m/ confirmed relegated, the only question was whether /m/ would go out without a single point to their name. Constant choking by /m/'s wing forwards had been a hallmark of the cup, and it seemed that this game would go the same way. But Shin Getter Robo, one of the /m/aligned midfielders ignored by the /m/ council's tactics, finally put /m/ on the board with a goal at 45'. A sleepy /asp/ would allow Alteisen Reese, who finally put into a workable position as a CFSS, to score /m/'s second goal. Meanwhile, whenever the unworried /asp/ offense managed to get a shot off, /m/ legacy GK Eva-01 stopped them every time. With this result, /m/ is no longer the worst giant robot in the cup, an "honor" which should go to /int/.

/mlp/ and /s/ faced off in the deciding match of Group E, with /mlp/ needing a win to overturn /s/ and advance. With The Burdened in the goal and Red and Orange strikers, /mlp/ entered the game with a strong lineup, but /s/ had a strong defense just waiting to test the magic of friendship. The Burdened and /mlp/'s chokes kept both teams on the nil-nil edge through first half, but Alicorn Twilight and Banned would trade goals early in the second to tie the game 1-1. It seemed that friendship had deserted /mlp/ and that /s/ would take their /s/exy antics to the knockouts, but >Rape finally found the strength to stop choking and score a goal at the very end of injury time to push /mlp/ into the knockouts. However well deserved (or not) their victory was, it was still too early to play Winter Wrap-Up. They should play that when they win the Cup.

Table

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Asp icon.png /asp/ 3 2 0 1 5 2 3 6
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 3 2 0 1 5 4 1 6
S icon.png /s/ 3 1 0 2 4 4 0 3
M icon.png /m/ 3 1 0 2 2 6 -4 3


/mlp/ v /asp/

Stadium: Pony Stadium 15 February 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 821
Mlp logo.png /mlp/ 0–3 /asp/ Asp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 33'90+' American Dragon
Goal 77' CENAWINSLOL



Kit: Mlphome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Jackie Chan Tulpa
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Panda Ring Substituted off 57'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Fuck Your Marker
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Autism in Equestria
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Hate and Penetrate Substituted off 77'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Don't Believe Her Lies
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Tracy
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Faust
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Alicorn Twilight
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Best Pony
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png >rape
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash Substituted in 57'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png >no hooves Substituted in 77'
Manager:
Testanon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
ShadowTester !!RHFYTqTpXTT
BG Pony !!x4w9HUuYDSq
2014wc group e-mlp asp.png
Kit: Aspkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Black Ref
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png >longboarding
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Krispen Wah
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Beeg Substituted off 74'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Not /asp/ Substituted off 74'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Fuck This Company
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Ethan Carter III Substituted off 69'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Rodney Mullen
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png American Dragon
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Bork Lazer
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png CENAWINSLOL
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Bruce Lee Substituted in 69'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Lord Hema Substituted in 74'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Airshit Substituted in 74'
Manager:
Spotmonkey !!zZUi/j3mrUr
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1

Man of the Match:
American Dragon (/asp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

6

11

(6)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(1)

(2)

Corner Kicks

2

4

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

77

83

Crosses

3

5

Interceptions

6

9

Tackles

2

2

Saves

5

4

/m/ v /s/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 15 February 2014, 17:40 UTC Attendance: 733
M logo.png /m/ 0–3 /s/ S logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 66' BANNED
Goal 75'90+' Thunder Thighs



Kit: Mhome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Cherno Alpha
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Ideon Substituted off 75'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Scopedog
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Star Gaogaigar
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Demonbane Substituted off 75'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Ultra Seven
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Shin Getter Robo
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Mazinkaiser Substituted off 90+'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png Fire Valkyrie
Pos-RWF.png Cond-very good.png Alteisen Riese
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png RX-93 "Nu" Gundam
Substitutions:
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Daizengar Substituted in 75'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Alphonse Substituted in 75'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Megas XLR Substituted in 90+'
Manager:
KBTKaiser !!Hblhb+nvVBU
2014wc group e-m s.png
Kit: Skit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Groped
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Questionable Age
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Asking For It
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Big Tits
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Milk Substituted off 75'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Contributan
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png You Love You Lose
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png ITT: Shit Taste Substituted off 68'
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Thunder Thighs
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png BANNED
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Stacy's Mom
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Redhead Substituted in 68'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Dat Ass Substituted in 75'
Manager:
Amis

Man of the Match:
Thunder Thighs (/s/)

The game crashed at 45+. The match was replayed and manipulated to keep scores until that time. Match stats were invalidated.

/mlp/ v /m/

Stadium: Pony Stadium 21 February 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 535
Mlp logo.png /mlp/ 3–0 /m/ M logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
>rape Goal 59'
Tracy Goal 78'
Best Pony Goal 85'



Kit: Mlpaway sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Jackie Chan Tulpa
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Twilicane
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Thanks M.A. Larson Substituted off 67'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Cheeselegs
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Hate and Penetrate
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Lyra Plushie
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Tracy
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Tara Strong
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Alicorn Twilight
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Best Pony
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png >rape
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Fuck Your Marker Substituted in 67'
Manager:
Testanon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
ShadowTester !!RHFYTqTpXTT
BG Pony !!x4w9HUuYDSq
2014wc group e-mlp m.png
Kit: Mhome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Iron Giant
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Ideon
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Scopedog Substituted off 67'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Big O
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Gunbuster
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Tekkaman Blade
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Demonbane Substituted off 67'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Shin Getter Robo
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Mazinkaiser Substituted off 67'
Pos-RWF.png Cond-good.png Alteisen Riese
Pos-LWF.png Cond-very poor.png RX-93 "Nu" Gundam
Substitutions:
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Hibiki Substituted in 67'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Gokai Red Substituted in 67'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Layzner Substituted in 67'
Manager:
KBTKaiser !!Hblhb+nvVBU

Man of the Match:
Jackie Chan Tulpa (/mlp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

7

7

(4)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

0

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

4

Free Kicks

0

0

Passes completed (%)

77

84

Crosses

1

5

Interceptions

8

14

Tackles

4

2

Saves

6

1

/asp/ v /s/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 21 February 2014, 17:40 UTC Attendance: 524
Asp logo.png /asp/ 2–0 /s/ S logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
American Dragon Goal 23'
Rodney Mullen Goal 28'



Kit: Aspkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Black Ref
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Fahn Dahn Gooo
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Krispen Wah Substituted off 78'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Beeg Substituted off 78'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Lord Hema
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Fuck This Company Substituted off 78'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Broken Deck
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Rodney Mullen
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png American Dragon
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Bork Lazer
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png CENAWINSLOL
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Best In The World Substituted in 78'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Bones Jones Substituted in 78'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Airshit Substituted in 78'
Manager:
Spotmonkey !!zZUi/j3mrUr
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
2014wc group e-asp s.png
Kit: Shome sbc2014.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Butterface
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Puffy Nipples
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Not /r/
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Big Tits
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Dat Ass Substituted off 78'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Attention Whore Substituted off 78'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png ITT: Shit Taste Substituted off 78'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png You Love You Lose
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Thunder Thighs
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png Stacy's Mom
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png BANNED
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png In The Crack Substituted in 78'
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Milk Substituted in 78'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Contributan Substituted in 78'
Manager:
Amis

Man of the Match:
CENAWINSLOL (/asp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

6

7

(4)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

2

2

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

0

2

Free Kicks

2

2

Passes completed (%)

83

79

Crosses

3

4

Interceptions

9

5

Tackles

2

3

Saves

4

1

/m/ v /asp/

23 February 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 627
M logo.png /m/ 2–0 /asp/ Asp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Shin Getter Robo Goal 45+'
Alteisen Riese Goal 64'



Kit: Mhome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png EVA-01
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Ideon Substituted off 66'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Big O
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Scopedog
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Star Gaogaigar
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Kamen Rider V3 Substituted off 79'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Demonbane Substituted off 79'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Shin Getter Robo
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Mazinkaiser
Pos-RWF.png Cond-good.png Alteisen Riese
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png RX-93 "Nu" Gundam
Substitutions:
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Daizengar Substituted in 66'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Tekkaman Blade Substituted in 79'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Gokai Red Substituted in 79'
Manager:
KBTKaiser !!Hblhb+nvVBU
2014wc group e-m asp.png
Kit: Aspkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Black Ref
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png FAHN DAHN GOOO
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Krispen Wah
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Beeg
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Not /asp/ Substituted off 79'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Fuck This Company
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Broken Deck Substituted off 66'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Rodney Mullen
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png American Dragon
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Bork Lazer
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png CENAWINSLOL
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Ethan Carter III Substituted in 66'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Lord Hema Substituted in 79'
Manager:
Spotmonkey !!zZUi/j3mrUr
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1

Man of the Match:
EVA-01 (/m/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

53

47

Shots (on target)

8

8

(4)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

1

3

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

78

73

Crosses

2

5

Interceptions

12

8

Tackles

5

4

Saves

6

1

/s/ v /mlp/

Stadium: San Siro 23 February 2014, 17:30 UTC Attendance: 837
S logo.png /s/ 1–2 /mlp/ Mlp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Banned Goal 58' Goal 40' Alicorn Twilight
Goal 90+' >rape



Kit: Shome sbc2014.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Groped
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Puffy Nipples
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Big Tits Substituted off 74'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Small Tits
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Dat Ass Substituted off 67'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png You Love You Lose
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png ITT: Shit Taste Substituted off 67'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Dressed-Undressed
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png Thunder Thighs
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png BANNED
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Stacy's Mom
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Preggo Substituted in 67'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Milk Substituted in 67'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Asking For It Substituted in 74'
Manager:
Amis
2014wc group e-s mlp.png
Kit: Mlpaway sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png The Burdened
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Panda Ring
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Thanks M.A. Larson Substituted off 74'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Autism in Equestria
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Hate and Penetrate Substituted off 74'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Lyra Plushie
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Tracy
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Faust Substituted off 74'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Alicorn Twilight
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Best Pony
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png >rape
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Tara Strong Substituted in 74'
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Crotchtits Substituted in 74'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Cheeselegs Substituted in 74'
Manager:
Testanon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
ShadowTester !!RHFYTqTpXTT
BG Pony !!x4w9HUuYDSq

Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

5

7

(4)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

0

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

4

1

Free Kicks

0

0

Passes completed (%)

77

79

Crosses

6

1

Interceptions

10

6

Tackles

0

2

Saves

4

4