2014 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage

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The knockout stage of the 2014 4chan Winter Cup was played on the weekend of March 1 and 2, 2014. The top two teams from each group of the group stage qualified.

Qualified teams

Group Winners Runners-up
A Cgl icon.png /cgl/ A icon.png /a/
B Sp icon.png /sp/ F icon.png /f/
C H icon.png /h/ Toy icon.png /toy/
D Gif icon.png /gif/ Mu icon.png /mu/
E Asp icon.png /asp/ Mlp icon.png /mlp/
F X icon.png /x/ V icon.png /v/
G Trv icon.png /trv/ Wg icon.png /wg/
H An icon.png /an/ Soc icon.png /soc/

Bracket

Round of 16
Cgl icon.png /cgl/
0
F icon.png /f/
2
H icon.png /h/
3
Mu icon.png /mu/
1
Asp icon.png /asp/
2
V icon.png /v/
2
Trv icon.png /trv/
2
Soc icon.png /soc/
0
Sp icon.png /sp/
0
A icon.png /a/
1
Gif icon.png /gif/
0
Toy icon.png /toy/
1
X icon.png /x/
1
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
3
An icon.png /an/
0
Wg icon.png /wg/
0
Quarter-finals
F icon.png /f/
0
H icon.png /h/
1
Asp icon.png /asp/
3
Trv icon.png /trv/
4
A icon.png /a/
4
Toy icon.png /toy/
3
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
3
Wg icon.png /wg/
2
Semi-finals
H icon.png /h/
1
Trv icon.png /trv/
2
A icon.png /a/
2
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
1
Final
Trv icon.png /trv/
2
A icon.png /a/
0
Third Place Match
H icon.png /h/
0
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
2

Round of 16

/cgl/ v /f/

Da 'hood must be somewhere around the beach, because /f/ is here to stay. After an impressive final game in Group A, /cgl/ gets knocked out of the tournament thanks to great play and horrible spaghetti. Strong midfield play by /f/'s defense limited the ability of /cgl/'s heavily divided team to pass the ball up to their strikers. When the ball was passed up, terrible, terrible spaghetti by forwards like Yaya's Tatas, Tunamelt-chan, and Dramu saw easy goals missed, shots trolled, and easy saves by Segata Sanshiro. Da Hood and Nipaa would sneak two goals past an off-the-ball Mr. Yan thanks to their ability to break through the /cgl/ defense. The seagulls fly away defeated and hungry, while /f/ advances to the quarters.


Stadium: Estadio da Luz 1 March 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 792
Cgl logo.png /cgl/ 0–2 /f/ F logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 52' DA HOOD
Goal 82' Nipaa



Kit: Cglkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Mr. Yan
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png 50 Dicks
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Derpy-chan
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Heroes of Cosplay
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Get A Goddamn Wig
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Jealous Fatty
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Ita
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Tunamelt-chan Substituted off 53'
Pos-RWF.png Cond-poor.png J Nig
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Dramu
Pos-LWF.png Cond-poor.png Yaya's Tatas Substituted off 53'
Substitutions:
Pos-RWF.png Cond-good.png Niggamoon Substituted in 53'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Gutterbitch Substituted in 53'
Manager:
Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG
2014wc ro16-cgl f.png
Kit: Faway-2016sc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Segata Sanshiro
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Sageman
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Final Boss Substituted off 82'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Mormon Jesus
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png SHIII
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Kikkoman Substituted off 68'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Terry Crews Booked 53'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png WRRRRRYY Substituted off 82'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Nipaa
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png DA HOOD
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Lolicatgirls
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Zone Substituted in 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Loituma Substituted in 82'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png IOSYS Substituted in 82'
Manager:
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke

Man of the Match:
Mormon Jesus (/f/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

6

5

(2)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

0

4

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

4

0

Passes completed (%)

82

73

Crosses

2

3

Interceptions

12

8

Tackles

8

5

Saves

2

3

/h/ v /mu/

No longer abusing heights, /mu/ found themselves flying away from the soft, expansive tits of /h/. Despite poor striker conditions, /h/ took the lead with a cheeky trollpost assist on Titty Monster's kick, slipping it in behind Varg Vikernes in the first quarter of the game. Despite /mu/'s attempts to quick counter and make the most of their offensive advantage, the /h/ defense would not allow their goalspace to be violated despite the efforts of Jeff Mangum and The Deak, as Garterbelt ran out to challenge and ruin their shots time after time. Despite being in Purple condition, controversially-loved forward Asuka managed to take two goals from Vargs Vikernes thanks to /h/'s strong midfield play, which allowed them to pass the ball up the field and intercept /mu/'s own passes. MC Ride would manage to keep /mu/'s honor intact by sliping one shot past Garterbelt, but Jpop finally got the better of /mu/, who go out on whispers of "shit without height abuse." Tickets for their next concert, in Summer 2014, sold out online within 3 minutes of being released.


Stadium: The Mountaintops 1 March 2014, 17:40 UTC Attendance: 994
H logo.png /h/ 3–1 /mu/ Mu logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Titty Monster Goal 16'
Asuka Goal 40'58'
Goal 82' MC Ride



Kit: Hkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Garterbelt
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Mezzo Forte
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Christmas Cake
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Ino Yamanaka
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Secret Plot Substituted off 76'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png POMF-chan
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Step Sister Substituted off 76'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Kneesocks
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Reika Kitami
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png Asuka Langley Soryu
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Titty Monster
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Delicious Brown Substituted in 76'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Fap Gauntlet Substituted in 76'
Manager:
Bittenfeld !!YN/c61bWcAz
2014wc ro16-h mu.png
Kit: Muhome-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Varg Vikernes
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Bomb Jovi Substituted off 76'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Anthony Fantano Substituted off 76'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Meal
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png 8.4 Best Rereissued
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Thom Yorke
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Michael Gira Substituted off 76'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Jeff Mangum
Pos-RWF.png Cond-poor.png Talentless Hack
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png MC Ride
Pos-LWF.png Cond-good.png The Deak
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Kevin Shields Substituted in 76'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Manface Grimes Substituted in 76'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Pierro Scaruffi Substituted in 76'
Manager:
Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0
Headbuddy !!JuV2PJrVlWZ
FemmaFetale !!yvm0QrHZZJQ

Man of the Match:
Asuka Langley Soryu (/h/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

6

5

(5)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

2

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

80

78

Crosses

0

3

Interceptions

12

11

Tackles

5

4

Saves

2

2

/asp/ v /v/

RAGE quits the field in a huff as /v/'s hard-won efforts were thrown into the trash by /v/ GK Trip, who allowed /asp/ to equalize an otherwise /v/-dominated game. Despite opening with an amiable shared anthem, the game ended with acrimony and RAGE as RAGE killed /v/'s chances of advancing with an absolutely retarded penalty kick that didn't even kiss the goal and sailed off into the void of the stands. The game seemed like it would be a tense scorefest as CENAWINSLOL and SANIC traded goals, threatening to take the game with a hat trick for their respective sides. Long-time /v/ favorites Gaben and Reggie Fils-Aime stepped out of the spotlight to allow SANIC to go fast and score twice and establish the most dangerous lead for /v/, but a long-shot ball by CENAWINSLOL tied up the game at the 86', and all attempts to end it through extra time would be denied, leading to the aforementioned shootout that would allow a very lucky /asp/ to advance further into the knockouts while Cup favorites /v/ retreated to their mancaves to play [insert shitty vidya gaem here] in sulky silence. At least, until Dark Souls 2 comes out.


Stadium: Konami Stadium 1 March 2014, 18:20 UTC Attendance: 1154
Asp logo.png /asp/ 2–2 (a.e.t.) /v/ V logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
CENAWINSLOL Goal 33'86' Goal 38'66' SANIC
 
Penalties
 
CENAWINSLOL Scored
American Dragon Scored
Bork Lazer Scored
Bruce Lee Scored
Rodney Mullen Scored
Best Martial Art Scored
Ethan Carter III Scored
7 — 6 Scored Gabe Newell
Scored Reggie Fils-Aime
Scored Protoman
Scored SANIC
Scored Mr. Bones
Scored Captain Falcon
Missed Rage


Kit: Aspkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Best Martial Art
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png FAHN DAHN GOOO
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Best In The World Substituted off 90'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Diva Pics
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Not /asp/
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Bones Jones Substituted off 66'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Mirko Cro Cop Substituted off 66'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Rodney Mullen
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png American Dragon
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Bork Lazer
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png CENAWINSLOL
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Bruce Lee Substituted in 66'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Ethan Carter III Substituted in 69'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Beeg Substituted in 90'
Manager:
Spotmonkey !!zZUi/j3mrUr
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
2014wc ro16-asp v.png
Kit: Vaway abc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Trip
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png No Fun Allowed Substituted off 66'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Captain Falcon
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Dewrito Pope
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Rage
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Console Peasant Substituted off 66'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Protoman
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very poor.png PC Master Race Substituted off 66'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Sanic
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Reggie Fils-Aime
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Gabe Newell
Substitutions:
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png Adam Jensen Substituted in 66'
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Mr. Bones Substituted in 66'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very poor.png Donte Substituted in 66'
Manager:
Exec !!s4zagtDZGcA

Man of the Match:
CENAWINSLOL (/asp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

45

55

Shots (on target)

8

9

(3)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(2)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

77

79

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

20

7

Tackles

4

8

Saves

2

0

/trv/ v /soc/

The dildo formations of /trv/ and /soc/ faced off and saw the /soc/ietal deviants kicked off the beach by a disgusting volley by Squat Toilet and a cloaca breaking Sex Tourist. Superior possession play by /trv/ allowed them to dominate the midfield and get the ball to their lucky, but disgusting, 77 DMF, as well as deny /soc/'s weak attempts to counter. Darien Gap would keep the game going throughout the second half, catching and returning every shot by /soc/ and preventing their fresh subs from ever coming on. /soc/ bows out here and returns to their own country while /trv/ continues their march to the Round of 8, where they face tournament dark horse /asp/.


Stadium: Estadio Urbano Caldeira 1 March 2014, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 1250
Trv logo.png /trv/ 2–0 /soc/ Soc logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Squat Toilet Goal 3'
Sex Tourist Goal 25'



Kit: Trvhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Darien Gap
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png VICEguy
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png James Vagabond
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Billy Bogan
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Dougie Canuckflag
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Squat Toilet
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png Karl Pilkington
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Luke Skyscanner
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Superpornowat Farangbang
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Couchsurfer Rapist
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Sex Tourist
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
2014wc ro16-trv soc.png
Kit: Sockit2-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Surf_Mode
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Swell Guy
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Frosting
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Milkshakes with 3 dudes
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Use The Fucking Catalog
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Ideal Mate
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Roll Thread
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Vocaroo
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Crush
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Haunter
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Feet
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv

Man of the Match:
Sex Tourist (/trv/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

8

8

(5)

(7)

Fouls (offside)

0

3

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

2

1

Free Kicks

3

0

Passes completed (%)

78

81

Crosses

2

1

Interceptions

13

5

Tackles

2

5

Saves

5

3

/sp/ v /a/

The clash of the Elite titans, the original derby, the legendary battle returns again! Would Bert spaghetti all over /a/'s Laserdiscs, or would MESSI find himself choking on Accelerator's Vectors again? These questions and more would lead us into the game, perhaps and indication of just how dominating /a/ was expected to be in this game. Accelerator would prove he belonged in the goal, blocking 2 great and 3 shit shots by /sp/ in the first half in a tense, high-paced game that saw /sp/ dominate play offensively and defensively in the first half. But the momentum shifted in the second half to the referees, as they trolled us on offside plays by Cowboy Bebop and USAUSAUSA, letting the fans cheer themselves hoarse before flagging them down. Accelerator, in good condition and controlling the vectors, keeps /sp/ from scoring while /a/ began to show off their own offensive talents. Finally, /a/'s good-bad-shit-amazing forward Bert is a Titan finally drops all the spaghetti from his pockets amid threads being deleted and styles past two /sp/ defenders to make the only goal that matters, putting /a/ above their long-time rivals, a lead that Accelerator keeps alive and that Bert tries to build on despite having no support from his team. With his single goal, Bert instantly became the most-beloved player for /a/'s bandwagoners as /sp/ realizes the second star will not be theirs, it will be DENIED to them by their greatest rivals. /a/ advances with their exciting, desperate team along the path to a second star.


Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium 1 March 2014, 19:40 UTC Attendance: 1866
Sp logo.png /sp/ 0–1 /a/ A logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 73' Bert is a Titan



Kit: Spsixth-2016sc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png >de gay
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png 18-1 Substituted off 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png MVP
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png >US 12s
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png The Archiver
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png >schalke Substituted off 84'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png BTFO
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png >MOYES
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png George Costanza
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png USA USA USA
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png MESSI
Substitutions:
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png DRTWWWTTATY Substituted in 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Potlel Substituted in 84'
Manager:
EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/
2014wc ro16-sp a.png
Kit: Ahome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Accelerator
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Boku no Pico
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Tada Banri Substituted off 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Kenshiro
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png King of Gets Substituted off 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Renge-chon
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png Inferno Cop
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Tomoko Substituted off 62'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Mugi
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Cowboy Bebop
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Bert Is A Titan
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Yamakan Substituted in 62'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Guillotine Gorilla Substituted in 72'
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Meguca Substituted in 72'
Manager:
FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq

Man of the Match:
Bert Is A Titan (/a/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

42

58

Shots (on target)

6

8

(5)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

3

1

(2)

(1)

Corner Kicks

2

1

Free Kicks

1

3

Passes completed (%)

76

86

Crosses

5

1

Interceptions

7

6

Tackles

1

1

Saves

2

4

/gif/ v /toy/

Shit condition strikers have been doing great so far, so the poor condition on /toy/'s Woody and Madoka Titus was not as fearful as it might seem. Still, while /gif/'s thick defense couldn't stop /toy/ from charging down the pitch, they did run enough interference that no good on-target shots could be made. /toy/'s defense, on the other hand, absolutely shut down /gif/ with some great positioning, stealing away the ball and sending it up like a rocket to escape the crowded midfield. Repeated chokes by Optimus Prime would ruin /toy/'s offensive chances as his weak kicks were easily intercepted by /gif/ defenders dogging /toy/'s lonely strikers. This match between two defenseball teams would end 0-0 in regulation time. Unwilling to take the chance of a RAGE-tier choke, Madoka Titus kicked in a desperate point-blank goal after a foul on the goal box, letting the toys out of the toybox and keeping their dream alive after the horrible scandal of Tinkergate last Summer. /gif/, after a worthwhile run, has secured their place in Summer 2014 and goes out with colors flying.


Stadium: Estadio da Luz 1 March 2014, 20:20 UTC Attendance: 1462
Gif logo.png /gif/ 0–1 (a.e.t.) /toy/ Toy logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 96' Madoka Titus



Kit: Gifhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Girls On Top
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Flashing
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Sissy Hypno
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Female POV Substituted off 105'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Lesbians Substituted off 71'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Nice Big Dicks
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Epic Cumshot Guy Substituted off 71'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png isthisreal?
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Amateures
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png Sauce
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Source
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png New OC Substituted in 71'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Squirting Substituted in 71'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png JAV Substituted in 105'
Manager:
Belugah !!oqT6E74mNC0
2014wc ro16-gif toy.png
Kit: Toyhome-2016sbcq.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Ham Hands
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Shelfwarmer
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Saber Miku Booked 40' Substituted off 71'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Screwholes
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Cactus Owl
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png My Nugga
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Matty
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png You Knoe Who
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Optimus Prime
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Madoka Titus
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png Woody
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Detolf Shelves Substituted in 71'
Manager:
DawgamusPrime !!nAmLxhuSwBT

Man of the Match:
Madoka Titus (/toy/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

5

14

(2)

(11)

Fouls (offside)

4

3

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

3

4

Passes completed (%)

77

83

Crosses

2

3

Interceptions

10

13

Tackles

3

6

Saves

6

2

/x/ v /mlp/

/mlp/ defeated /x/ once again in this rematch from Spring 2013in a shotfest of a game. Despite taking place on the second-spookiest pitch in PES, Alicorn Twilight would find the friendship strong as she struck a goal past a fumbling Urbex. But the spooky would not be denied, and with the home field advantage, Pyramid Head would walk right through a spaghetti-ing /mlp/ defense to tie the game. Balls were left behind all over the field as the game went on, forcing /mlp/ to make a long pass that would get around /x/'s defense and GK, allowing >Rape to slot it in behind Urbex as the first half came to a close. Seeking to make up for his failure, Urbex tried to challenge a charging Alicorn Twilight as she pushed through the condemned ruin of /x/'s defense and allowed her to put it past him, while two trollposts help Jackie Chan Tulpa have no trabble and prevent Pyramid Head from equalizing against the most loved/hated team in the entire Cup. A wonderful, Flash-tier attempt by Pyramid Head sees one blind, desperate, backwards kick rolled to him by Jackie Chan Tulpa hit the trollbar, bounce along the goal line, and gets rejected. /x/ is giggled out of the Cup by a triumphant /mlp/, who move on happy and giddy to the round of 8, while /x/ goes on a fact-finding expedition to the Mountains of Madness, in the hopes of finding more effective summoning rituals for the Summer Solstice.


Stadium: The Void 1 March 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 1622
X logo.png /x/ 1–3 /mlp/ Mlp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Pyramid Head Goal 11' Goal 4'54' Alicorn Twilight
Goal 42' >rape



Kit: Xaway-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Urbex
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png UFO Hunter Substituted off 79'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Slenderman
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Chaos Magick
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Creepypasta
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Holder Series Substituted off 79'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Cthulhu
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Deja Vu Substituted off 79'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png The Grey
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png X-tan
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png Pyramid Head
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Ethereal Ghost Substituted in 79'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png SCP Series Substituted in 79'
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Astral Meetup Substituted in 79'
Manager:
AlphaBrennenburg !!r8xi+iDeakC
2014wc ro16-x mlp.png
Kit: Mlpaway sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Jackie Chan Tulpa
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Twilicane
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Thanks M.A. Larson
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png >no hooves Substituted off 79'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Hate And Penetrate
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png DYEWTS
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Tracy
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Tara Strong Substituted off 79'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Alicorn Twilight
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Best Pony
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png >rape
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Faust Substituted in 79'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Autism In Equestria Substituted in 79'
Manager:
Testanon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
ShadowTester !!RHFYTqTpXTT
BG Pony !!x4w9HUuYDSq

Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

49

51

Shots (on target)

7

5

(5)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

0

0

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

82

85

Crosses

1

1

Interceptions

4

3

Tackles

5

2

Saves

1

2

/an/ v /wg/

/x/'s SPOOKY finally kicks in as the game completely crashes after the deployment of the Hype Machine, forcing a reset of all conditions and possibly cursing the game, as spaghetti and trollposts saw the game played as a scoreless animalfight between the dogs and cats of /wg/ and the menagerie of /an/. /wg/ found their offense incapable of finishing off the weakened /an/ defense, while /an/ would struggle up through a crowded, mobbing midfield and be met with trollpost after trollpost. Nothing fucking happens as the game proceeds through extra time and into penalties, making for an incredibly boring snorefest, as the spaghetti continued into the penalties. Honey Badger, giving no fucks, imitates RAGE and missed the fuck out of the first penalty kick and putting /an/ at an immediate disadvantage. What Is This would fuck it up with a Flash-tier choke, putting /an/ two down and seemingly guaranteeing their fall, but Headphone Girl would throw away her shot by kicking it off a trollpost and /wg/ GK Bliss would copy What Is This in blowing out his penalty kick in an absolute failure of a penalty shootout. Finally, in the most surprising and undeserved advancement of the day, Bliss would make a save on a crucial penalty kick. In a game where nobody won and everybody suffered, /wg/ found victory and advanced against a much-stronger team that pissed away the game. /an/ would leave the pitch after marking their territory, to return after the spring breeding period in Summer.


Stadium: Estadio da Luz 1 March 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 1281
An logo.png /an/ 0–0 (a.e.t.) /wg/ Wg logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
 
Penalties
 
Honeybadger Missed
Spacebat Scored
Canadian Goose Scored
What is This? Missed
Sun Bear Scored
Walrus Overlord Scored
Ferret Legging Missed
4–5 Scored Cunt Destroyer
Scored Spacecat
Scored Descartes
Missed Headphone Girl
Missed Bliss
Scored Desktop Thread
Scored Rainmeter


Kit: Anaway-2016wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Take It To The Vet
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Cat Person
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Brown Recluse Substituted off 86'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Evil Pitbull
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Leopard Gecko Substituted off 86'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Walrus Overlord
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Canadian Goose
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Sexy Shrimp Substituted off 86'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png What Is This?
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Spacebat
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Honeybadger
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Superior Porcupine Substituted in 86'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Sun Bear Substituted in 86'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Ferret Legging Substituted in 86'
Manager:
Rehmix
2014wc ro16-an wg.png
Kit: Wghome-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Bliss
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Communism Substituted off 77'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Dark Side of the Moon
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Once There Was A Tree
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Rainmeter
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Headphone Girl
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Boss Nigger Substituted off 77'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Goldblum Substituted off 77'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png Descartes
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Cunt Destroyer
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Spacecat
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png GRAHHHNBBBLAHAH Substituted in 77'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Desktop Thread Substituted in 77'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Nudes Substituted in 77'
Manager:
StoneyDucky !!DYDlR77coGn

Man of the Match:
Nudes (/wg/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

49

51

Shots (on target)

6

3

(3)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

2

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

0

2

Passes completed (%)

85

80

Crosses

5

5

Interceptions

7

13

Tackles

4

4

Saves

1

2

Note: The game crashed prior to showing the teams in the tunnel. The kits that were to be used in the original match did not change.

Quarter Finals

/f/ v /h/

The first game of the knockouts exemplified the rigging that is ever present in the 4chan Cup, with power outages and inaccurate presets scrambling with the game. This match sees old comrades Zone-tan, Secret Plot, Reika Kitami and other hentai perversions from 2005 fighting it out for the chance to advance. In a great prediction of /h/'s dominance of the game, Titty monster would take a 2' shot that was easily saved by Segata Sanshiro, but more shots and plays would follow, each one either denied by Segata or spoiled by a reactive /f/ defense. Still, the game was dominated by /h/ in both halves, finally leading to a great goal by Titty monster that just slips past Segata Sanshiro. Faceless Fat Guy would find himelf challenged a little more in the second half, but /h/ decided that the era of Kasumi, Zone-tan, and other old flash favorites was over as they parked the bus on /f/ with their single-goal lead. /f/, having advanced farther than they ever have before in a major cup, goes off to find da hood, while /h/ moves on with some new hentai games to schlick to.


Stadium: Estadio da Luz 2 March 2014, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 1015
F logo.png /f/ 0–1 /h/ H logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 51' Titty Monster



Kit: Faway-2016sc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Segata Sanshiro
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Monsquaz
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Mormon Jesus
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Gardevoir Paizuri
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Manticore
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Terry Crews
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Kikkoman Substituted off 68'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Zone Substituted off 86'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Nipaa
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Lolicatgirls
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png DA HOOD
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png F.O.E. Substituted in 68'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png WRRRRRYY Substituted in 86'
Manager:
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
2014wc qf-f h.png
Kit: Hkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Faceless Fat Guy
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Mezzo Forte Substituted off 86'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Slut Girl Substituted off 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Ino Yamanaka
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Secret Plot
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png POMF-chan Substituted off 86'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Delicious Brown
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Kneesocks
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Reika Kitami
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Titty Monster
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Asuka Langley Soryu
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Christmas Cake Substituted in 68'
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png La Blue Girl Substituted in 86'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Angel Blade Substituted in 86'
Manager:
Bittenfeld !!YN/c61bWcAz

Man of the Match:
Titty Monster (/h/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

5

8

(3)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

1

3

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

3

1

Passes completed (%)

73

80

Crosses

2

4

Interceptions

7

9

Tackles

5

4

Saves

6

3

/asp/ v /trv/

/trv/-/asp/ was always destined to be a tight match. What was not expected was the accuracy of the predictions made by the usually blind 4chan Cup commentators. CENAWINSLOL would put /asp/ ahead with a 2' goal, immediately answered by Couchsurfer Rapist at 4' and hyping it the fuck up. A back-and forth game that saw the ball go up and down the pitch would see /trv/ take the lead at the end of the first half with Sex Tourist pulling them ahead, and Karl Pilkington putting /trv/ even further ahead with a third goal as the second half began. As /asp/ struggled to get back some possession and a chance to score, /trv/'s midfield shut them down and sent another goal home with Sex Tourist, putting /asp/ at a 4-1 disadvantage as the last 20 minutes of the game ticked away. Despite Dr. BorisG declaring it was the end of the dream, /asp/ would show their tenacity by clawing back two goals and almost tying the game as it wound down. Still, despite a last minute comeback goal by American Dragon, /asp/ could not overcome the impressive goal lead of /trv/, and their around the world MMA promotion tour ends, to return this Summer.


Stadium: Estadio Urbano Caldeira 2 March 2014, 17:40 UTC Attendance: 1252
Asp logo.png /asp/ 3–4 /trv/ Trv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
CENAWINSLOL Goal 2'
Rodney Mullen Goal 77'
American Dragon Goal 90+'
Goal 4' Couchsurfer Rapist
Goal 42'70' Sex Tourist
Goal 52' Karl Pilkington



Kit: Aspkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Black Ref
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png >longboarding Substituted off 75'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Krispen Wah
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Beeg
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Lord Hema
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Bruce Lee Substituted off 75'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Ethan Carter III
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Rodney Mullen
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png American Dragon
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Bork Lazer
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png CENAWINSLOL
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Fuck This Company Substituted in 75'
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png FAHN DAHN GOOO Substituted in 75'
Manager:
Spotmonkey !!zZUi/j3mrUr
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
2014wc qf-asp trv.png
Kit: Trvkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Noobius Expedia
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Sickof Murrica
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png James Vagabond
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png It'sa Slowboard
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Dougie Canuckflag Substituted off 70'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Squat Toilet
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Karl Pilkington
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Luke Skyscanner Substituted off 70'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Superpornowat
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Couchsurfer Rapist
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Sex Tourist
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Desperate Weeaboo Substituted in 70'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Boris Transsiberyan Substituted in 70'
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi

Man of the Match:
Sex Tourist (/trv/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

9

9

(9)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

3

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

1

3

Passes completed (%)

80

81

Crosses

2

1

Interceptions

9

8

Tackles

4

5

Saves

1

5

/a/ v /toy/

A first-minute change by /a/ kills their strategy and allows Woody to score in a game filled with well-conditioned strikers and poorly-conditioned goalies. As the /a/ defense runs in fear of Madoka Titus and Woody, /toy/ put in two goals before the end of the first half, while the /a/ offense flubs their midfield play into /toy/ defenders. A switch back to their original tactics shifted the momentum back to /a/ as their defense closed back around the well-played offense of /toy/, and Madoka-clone Meguca manages to pass a ball up to Bebop, who finally makes the game the scorefest it should've been. Bert, inspired by Bebop's example, knocked his way through the wall of /toy/ defenders and took a longshot through the hole between Screwhole's hands to tie the game just before the end of the half. Accelebert proves a deadly combination as Bert and Bebop drill through the /toy/ defense twice while Accelerator blocks and beats all of /toy/'s spring-powered shots bar one. The /toy/s go back in the toybox until this Summer, while /a/ moves ever closer to the fabled second star.


Stadium: Estadio da Luz 2 March 2014, 18:20 UTC Attendance: 1716
A logo.png /a/ 4–3 /toy/ Toy logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Cowboy Bebop Goal 42'63'
Bert is a Titan Goal 45+'66'
Goal 5'74' Woody
Goal 24' Madoka Titus



Kit: Ahome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Accelerator
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Anno Substituted off 63'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png >rotoscoping
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Jojo
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Meguca
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Teh Rei Substituted off 74'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Inferno Cop
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Ryuuko Matoi
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Mugi
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Cowboy Bebop
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Bert Is A Titan
Substitutions:
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Boku no Pico Substituted in 63'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Renge-chon Substituted in 74'
Manager:
FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq
2014wc qf-a toy.png
Kit: Toyhome-2016sbcq.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Thew Adams
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png The World
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Orange Transparent Chainsaw
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Saber Miku
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Cactus Owl
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png My Nugga
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Matty
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png You Knoe Who Substituted off 74'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Optimus Prime
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Madoka Titus
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Woody
Substitutions:
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Space Godzilla Substituted in 74'
Manager:
DawgamusPrime !!nAmLxhuSwBT

Man of the Match:
Cowboy Bebop (/a/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

5

10

(4)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

3

1

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

3

Free Kicks

1

3

Passes completed (%)

80

87

Crosses

3

3

Interceptions

8

8

Tackles

2

0

Saves

5

0

/mlp/ v /wg/

In a stark reversal of normal practices, /wg/ found itself playing the sub and getting the horsecock as /mlp/ outshot /wg/ 10-3 and knocked these champions out of the cup. The normal-sized dicks of /wg/ could not satisfy the ponies of /mlp/, as the hard-fought efforts of Cunt Destroyer and Descartes are brushed aside by /mlp/'s magical princess Alicorn Twilight and guiding light >Rape. Cunt Destroyer opened the way through the defense for a 12' goal, but the first half was dominated by an /mlp/ that besieged /wg/'s goal with shot after shot and dominated possession. Unhappy and still intact, Alicorn Twilight would finally put one in as the second half got underway, tying up the game and giving >Rape the momentum he needed to put another one past Bliss. Though Descartes would give the ponies the D to equalize the game just minutes later, /mlp/'s princess and saviour Alicorn Twilight would put another one into the monitor of /wg/ at the 87' to finish off /wg/. /wg/ will have to find new wallpapers for the Summer Cup as /mlp/ stokes the fires of the >Rape train in hopes of winning the Cup.


Stadium: Pony Stadium 2 March 2014, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 1782
Mlp logo.png /mlp/ 3–2 /wg/ Wg logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Alicorn Twilight Goal 51'87'
>rape Goal 60'
Goal 12' Cunt Destroyer
Goal 67' Descartes



Kit: Mlphome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Jackie Chan Tulpa
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Twilicane Substituted off 66'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Autism In Equestria
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Fuck Your Marker
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Crotchtits
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png DYEWTS
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Tracy
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Alicorn Twilight
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Best Pony
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png >rape
Substitutions:
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Panda Ring Substituted in 66'
Manager:
Testanon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
ShadowTester !!RHFYTqTpXTT
BG Pony !!x4w9HUuYDSq
2014wc qf-mlp wg.png
Kit: Wghome-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Bliss
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png GRAHHHNBBBLAHAH
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Communism Substituted off 66'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Keep Calm
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Rainmeter
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Boss Nigger
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Goldblum Booked 20' Substituted off 66'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Headphone Girl
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Descartes
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Spacecat
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Cunt Destroyer
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Original Content Substituted in 66'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Ronald Raygun Substituted in 66'
Manager:
StoneyDucky !!DYDlR77coGn

Man of the Match:
I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash (/mlp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

10

3

(9)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

4

0

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

80

76

Crosses

5

0

Interceptions

12

10

Tackles

3

1

Saves

0

6

Semi Finals

/h/ v /trv/

Superpornowat took an early lead in a game that saw /h/ spill spaghetti over their school uniforms and make no goals. Despite some great offensive pushes by /h/, their forwards choked on easy shots and against a strong /trv/ defense that would force the ball back down the field and force /h/ to play up again. This lack of finishing would prove fatal against /trv/, who have been scoring low but defending well throughout this cup. Desperate Weeaboo, showing his true colors as a foreign neckbeard, would put the second goal into /h/ before the end of the first half. Not disheartened, /h/ remained on the offensive through the second half, an effort that paid off only when an errant James Vagabond prevented a trollpost save on a shot by Titty Monster, leading to the one and only own goal of the 2014 Winter Cup. Otherwise, the strong midfield defense of /trv/ would deny /h/'s attempts to control the ball and ruin an aggressive and hungry offense. /trv/ moved up to the nail-biting finals, where they would face the luck- and heart-based play of /a/, while /h/ would enter the third-place game with schnapps and liqour in both hands.


Stadium: Wembley Stadium 2 March 2014, 19:40 UTC Attendance: 1827
H logo.png /h/ 1–2 /trv/ Trv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
James Vagabond Scored 49' Goal 7' Superpornowat Farangbang
Goal 28' Desperate Weeaboo



Kit: Hhome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Sad Panda
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Mezzo Forte
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Christmas Cake Substituted off 70'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Slut Girl
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Fap Gauntlet
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Delicious Brown
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Kneesocks
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Incest Substituted off 45'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Reika Kitami
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Titty Monster
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Asuka Langley Soryu
Substitutions:
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Delicious Flat Chest Substituted in 45' Substituted off 86'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Umemaro 3D Substituted in 70'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png POMF-chan Substituted in 86'
Manager:
Bittenfeld !!YN/c61bWcAz
2014wc sf-h trv.png
Kit: Trvhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Noobius Expedia
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Sickof Murrica
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Nigel Roppongi
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png James Vagabond Substituted off 86'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Dougie Canuckflag
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Neckbeard Teefle Substituted off 86'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Karl Pilkington
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Desperate Weeaboo Substituted off 70'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Superpornowat Farangbang
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Couchsurfer Rapist
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Sex Tourist
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Sven Scandiboo Substituted in 70'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Amsterdam Stonerbro Substituted in 86'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Billy Bogan Substituted in 86'
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi

Man of the Match:
Sex Tourist (/trv/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

54

46

Shots (on target)

7

7

(2)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

0

3

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

1

3

Free Kicks

3

0

Passes completed (%)

84

75

Crosses

3

4

Interceptions

8

6

Tackles

7

5

Saves

5

2

/a/ v /mlp/

/mlp/ might've claimed quints, but the King of Gets smiled on /a/ with double sextuples amid a flurry of bans and deletions by the loli-hating Nazi-mod of /a/. A massive condition advantage for /a/ is spaghettied away, as per usual, and the game ends up dying on the defense and midfield play of both teams. With the spaghetti all spilled though, Bert reveals that, in fact, HE is the Colossal Titan and styles two defenders to finally put /a/ on the board at 85'! But the game wasn't over; the magic of quints holds out long enough for >Rape to force his way through 3 /a/ defenders and get the ball to Horsefuckers to tie the game at 92'! The double sextuples (duodecuple?) finally come into play as the extra time runs out when King of Gets takes the ball despite his exhaustion, throws it to Mugi, who gets it to Bert who SAVES /a/! The too-friendly ponies go to the bronze match while /a/ advances on heart, spirit, and GETS to the finals of Winter, the second star just out of reach.


Stadium: Estadio da Luz 2 March 2014, 20:20 UTC Attendance: 2431
A logo.png /a/ 2–1 (a.e.t.) /mlp/ Mlp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Bert is a Titan Goal 88'114' Goal 90+' Horsefucker



Kit: Ahome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Accelerator
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Anno Substituted off 88'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Tada Banri
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png >rotoscoping
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Meguca Substituted off 88'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Teh Rei Substituted off 67'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Inferno Cop
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Tomoko
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Mugi
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Cowboy Bebop
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Bert Is A Titan
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Renge-chon Substituted in 67'
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Boku no Pico Substituted in 88'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very poor.png King of Gets Substituted in 88'
Manager:
FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq
2014wc sf-a mlp.png
Kit: Mlpaway sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Derpy Hooves
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Panda Ring
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Autism in Equestria Substituted off 88'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Fuck Your Marker Substituted off 109'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Crotchtits
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png DYEWTS
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash Substituted off 90'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Tracy
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Alicorn Twilight
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Best Pony
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png >rape
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Horsefucker Substituted in 88'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Tara Strong Substituted in 90'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Thanks M.A. Larson Substituted in 109'
Manager:
Testanon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
ShadowTester !!RHFYTqTpXTT
BG Pony !!x4w9HUuYDSq

Man of the Match:
Bert Is A Titan (/a/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

11

9

(5)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

4

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

3

Free Kicks

0

4

Passes completed (%)

82

82

Crosses

4

3

Interceptions

9

13

Tackles

6

5

Saves

6

2

Third Place Match

Once again, the usually well-rigged Bittenfeld was surprisingly quiet and short of commands as /h/ was blown the fuck out by the clopping hooves of /mlp/. While an early goal would be scored by Tracy in the first half, /h/, exhausted from their wasted offense against /wg/, found themselves unable to answer throughout the game. A miraculous mortar ball sealed the deal, slipped in behind Faceless Fat Man by /mlp/ saviour Alicorn Twilight in front of a stunned and disbelieving 2200 fans. /h/ goes out of the Winter Cup scoreless in their final two matches, their endurance spent, while /mlp/ fans take consolation in their win of the third place medal, which they will undoubtedly make a plushie of.


Stadium: Wembley Stadium 2 March 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 2213
H logo.png /h/ 0–2 /mlp/ Mlp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 21' Tracy
Goal 73' Alicorn Twilight



Kit: Hhome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Faceless Fat Guy
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Mezzo Forte
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Umemaro 3D
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Slut Girl
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Fap Gauntlet
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png POMF-chan
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Kneesocks
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Reika Kitami
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Delicious Flat Chest Substituted off 45'
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Asuka Langley Soryu
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Titty Monster
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Angel Blade Substituted in 45'
Manager:
Bittenfeld !!YN/c61bWcAz
2014wc 3rd-h mlp.png
Kit: Mlphome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Jackie Chan Tulpa
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Twilicane Substituted off 65'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Thanks M.A. Larson
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Autism In Equestria
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Hate And Penetrate Substituted off 65'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Don't Believe Her Lies
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Tracy
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Alicorn Twilight
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Best Pony
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png >rape
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Crotchtits Substituted in 65'
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Panda Ring Substituted in 65'
Manager:
Testanon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
ShadowTester !!RHFYTqTpXTT
BG Pony !!x4w9HUuYDSq

Man of the Match:
Tracy (/mlp/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

4

6

(4)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

78

77

Crosses

2

4

Interceptions

9

11

Tackles

1

3

Saves

2

2

Final

Main article: 2014 4chan Winter Cup Final


Stadium: Konami Stadium 2 March 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 2447
Trv logo.png /trv/ 2–0 /a/ A logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Sven Scandiboo Goal 13'
Sex Tourist Goal 84'