2014 4chan Winter Cup Group F

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Summary

Matchday 1

Apparently played on Deep Rot, the unded computer, this match was surprisngly free of rigging and SPOOKY antics, except for some strange goalhorn antics and a lack of chants. /v/'s traditional scoremakers were in worse conditioning when compared to /x/'s, but /x/ was unable to hold onto their lead in the face of a rampaging Gaben. We look forward to seeing what the now-living /x/ does in its next match.

Cheeky fucking lobs let /int/ take an early 2-1 lead despite excellent conditioning on /c/'s side, thanks to the excellent skills of Polandball and Putin, but a surprisingly strong /c/ offense and some good tactics changes led to the game being tied at the end of the first half. In the battle of the offensive forwards though, /c/ took the lead by having a better defense and more coordinated offense than their opponents, with more passing and better styling around their opponent's defenders. /c/ player Yui proved herself Best K-On, while Sayaka overcame threats of being fired to become Best Meguca. An entirely unanticipated result, considering the traditional strength of /int/ and the weakness of /c/, but we go into next week's matches full of anticipation.

Matchday 2

With PES2014 deciding that all the players were Rayman, it looked to be a good day for /v/ to play. A Purple Putin and a 0' yellow card on gold player Captain Sweden did not bode well for /int/, but in this goalfest of a game, it was two bronze /v/ players that would decide the outcome of the game. A Purple Console Peasant scored the first goal and Galo Sengen roared out over the stadium for the first time in months. Not content to allow his hated rival to be the only scorer on the team, PC Gaming Master Race scored two more goals before teh end of the first half as /int/'s defense found themselves being outrun by the quick-paced wingers of /v/. Mid-game offensive panic by /int/'s manager saw /int/'s strikers choke on easy, close goal shots, but silver player Argentina White managed to get /int/ on the board. Despite /v/ parking multiple buses, Argentina White managed to score a second time, putting /v/ at risk of a draw. But it wasn't enough, /v/ held out, and the game ended with a non-scoring Villager being 7.5 Man of the Match.

An ultra-SPOOKY void stadium and shinless shenanigans did not crash the game today, despite /x/'s best efforts. Some great conditioning for /x/ presaged a tough game for the surprise group leader /c/. Star forward Yui found herself a mere Blue against /x/'s Pyramid Red, while a Red Nope in /x/'s goal meant that /c/ would need the best of luck to score. Despite PES2014 nerfing headers, Pyramid Head took the lead for /x/ at 18' after forcing his way through an active /c/ defense, while /c/'s /c/ute little girl offense found themselves held off by /x/'s comparatively giant defense, despite somehow managing two fouls in the space of twenty seconds among other murderball tactics. A horrible fumble by PES2014's RNG saw /c/ GK Miho Nishizumi roll the ball to X-tan after saving it from a shot by Pyramid Head, giving /x/ it's second goal and a decisive advantage in the first quarter. Through the second half, the diminutive players of /c/ played their hearts out against /x/ and got off a few good shots, but they were unable to get on the board. With this result, /c/ finds itself in danger of relegation depending on the results of Sunday's game, while /int/ finds itself relegated at the bottom of the group and its Elite status as gone as Dragonfag.

Matchday 3

After struggling through the Summer qualifiers and barely escaping with their Elite status, /int/'s last game in the Winter Cup could have brought down /x/ with them, but they found themselves being completely blown out yet again instead. Aside from Pyramid Head missing his iconic head on the pitch, there weren't any real SPOOKY antics in /x/'s game, though the series of crashes later in the day proved that /x/ was still SPOOKY. A weak defense and decent midfield play through the first half would see both sides stymied, until The Gray used his alien technology to take two goals, the first a surprisingly good header from such a small player. Pyramid Head would seal /int/'s fall with his own goal, and /x/ would advance unhindered to face their old enemy /mlp/ in a rematch of their game from Spring 2012.

The struggle of /c/ ends here in a hard-fought battle as /v/ defeats these perennial underdogs 2-1. Despite /c/ GK Ika-Chan doing a stentacular job of blocking /v/'s shots with help from some decent midfield play by /c/'s defenders, Reggie Fils-Aime found a hole and put /v/ in the lead at 22'. Other attempts to extend that lead, taken by a PC Master Race fresh from his stellar performance against /int/, and star forward Gaben, were stopped by /c/ long enough for 4chan mascot Yotsuba to score and keep /c/'s dreams alive early in the second half after a shift to more offensive tactics. But /c/ never came out ahead, and Gabe Newell styled his way into a run on /c/'s goal that crushed the dreams of /c/'s innocent little girls. /v/ advances to face rigged-in newcomers /asp/ in the Round of 16, a match that will prove whether /asp/ can compete at the highest levels of cup play, or if their victories were simply a fluke. With this game, we say goodbye to /c/ manager /c/rispy, and thank him for his tenure in making /c/ a real contender.

Table

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
X icon.png /x/ 3 2 1 0 7 2 5 7
V icon.png /v/ 3 2 1 0 7 5 2 7
C icon.png /c/ 3 1 0 2 5 6 -1 3
Int icon.png /int/ 3 0 0 3 4 10 -6 0


/v/ v /x/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 15 February 2014, 18:20 UTC Attendance: 817
V logo.png /v/ 2–2 /x/ X logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Gabe Newell Goal 38'90+' Goal 24' Pyramid Head
Goal 70' X Tan



Kit: Vhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Trip
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Phoenix Wright Substituted off 70'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Dewrito Pope
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Villager
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Sen. Armstrong
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Protoman
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Bkub Chen Substituted off 70'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Sanic
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png DLC Substituted off 70'
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Reggie Fils-Aime
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Gabe Newell
Substitutions:
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Console Peasant Substituted in 70'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Adam Jensen Substituted in 70'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Captain Falcon Substituted in 70'
Manager:
Exec !!s4zagtDZGcA
2014wc group f-v x.png
Kit: Xhome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Urbex
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png UFO Hunter
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Chaos Magick
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png The Rake Substituted off 72'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Exorcist
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Holder Series
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Cthulhu
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Deja Vu Substituted off 72'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png The Grey
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png X-tan
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Pyramid Head
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png SCP Series Substituted in 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Divination Substituted in 72'
Manager:
AlphaBrennenburg !!r8xi+iDeakC

Man of the Match:
Gabe Newell (/v/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

53

47

Shots (on target)

11

5

(11)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

4

2

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

83

71

Crosses

6

5

Interceptions

7

5

Tackles

1

6

Saves

3

7

/int/ v /c/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 15 February 2014, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 806
Int logo.png /int/ 2–4 /c/ C logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Polandball Goal 5'
Putin Goal 15'
Goal 18'83' Yui Hirasawa
Goal 44'89' Sayaka Miki



Kit: Intkit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Best Korea
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Ordnung Substituted off 83'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Muh Heritage
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Falklands Substituted off 83'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Non Country
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Pasty Babies Substituted off 65'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Polandball
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Remove Kebab
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png >argentina >white
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Captain Sweden
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Putin
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Spurdo Spärde Substituted in 65'
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png >french industry Substituted in 83'
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Kanker Substituted in 83'
Manager:
impeaching !!GASGohAhg/b
2014wc group f-int c.png
Kit: Chome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Ika-chan
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Kyouko Toshinou
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Maka Albarn
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Yuno
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Saber Substituted off 65'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Kirino Kousaka
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Miku Hatsune Substituted off 65'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Konata Izumi Substituted off 65'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Yotsuba Koiwai
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Yui Hirasawa
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Sayaka Miki
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Hanako Ikezawa Substituted in 65'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Rei Q Substituted in 65'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Momiji Inubashiri Substituted in 65'
Manager:
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN

Man of the Match:
Sayaka Miki (/c/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

9

13

(6)

(11)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

3

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

81

79

Crosses

5

7

Interceptions

9

8

Tackles

1

2

Saves

5

5

Note: /int/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use an Club Atletico Belgrano kit.

/v/ v /int/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 21 February 2014, 18:20 UTC Attendance: 610
V logo.png /v/ 3–2 /int/ Int logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Console Peasant Goal 19'
PC Master Race Goal 34'45+'
Goal 68'88' >Argentina >white



Kit: Vhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Trip
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png No Fun Allowed Substituted off 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Villager Substituted off 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Phoenix Wright
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png RAGE Substituted off 68'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very poor.png Console Peasant
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Protoman
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png PC Master Race
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Sanic
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Gabe Newell
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Reggie Fils-Aime
Substitutions:
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Mr. Bones Substituted in 68'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very poor.png Druids Substituted in 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Dewrito Pope Substituted in 68'
Manager:
Exec !!s4zagtDZGcA
2014wc group f-v int.png
Kit: Inthome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png The Janitor
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png >french industry
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Ordnung
Pos-CB.png Cond-very poor.png Muh Heritage
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png yDNA Haplogroup
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Non Country Substituted off 68'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Polandball
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Remove Kebab
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png >argentina >white
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Captain Sweden Booked 1'
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png Putin
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Slavsquat Substituted in 68'
Manager:
impeaching !!GASGohAhg/b

Man of the Match:
Villager (/v/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

5

5

(3)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

78

78

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

16

9

Tackles

3

3

Saves

0

0

/x/ v /c/

Stadium: The Void 21 February 2014, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 637
X logo.png /x/ 2–0 /c/ C logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Pyramid Head Goal 18'
X-Tan Goal 35'



Kit: Xaway-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png NOPE
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Astral Meetup
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Slenderman
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png The Rake
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Creepypasta Substituted off 71'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Holder Series
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Cthulu
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png SCP Series Substituted off 71'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png The Grey
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png X-tan
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Pyramid Head
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Deja Vu Substituted in 71'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Exorcist Substituted in 71'
Manager:
AlphaBrennenburg !!r8xi+iDeakC
2014wc group f-x c.png
Kit: Caway-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Miho Nishizumi
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Kudryavka Noumi Substituted off 71'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Yuno
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Haruhi Suzumiya
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Saber Substituted off 71'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Miku Hatsune
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Rei Q Substituted off 82'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Kirino Kousaka
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png Sayaka Miki
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Yotsuba Koiwai
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Yui Hirasawa
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png ~uguu~ Substituted in 71'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Shinobu Oshino Substituted in 71'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Konata Izumi Substituted in 82'
Manager:
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN

Man of the Match:
X-tan (/x/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

49

51

Shots (on target)

5

3

(4)

(1)

Fouls (offside)

4

2

(4)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

2

4

Passes completed (%)

77

77

Crosses

4

2

Interceptions

10

11

Tackles

0

2

Saves

2

1

/int/ v /x/

Stadium: /new/ Memorial Stadium 23 February 2014, 18:00 UTC Attendance: 817
Int logo.png /int/ 0–3 /x/ X logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 29'87' The Grey
Goal 90+' Pyramid Head



Kit: Inthome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Fuck Off We're Full
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Kanker
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Muh Heritage
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png yDNA Haplogroup
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Spurdo Sparde Substituted off 69'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Pasty Babies
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Polandball
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png War Crimes General Thread
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png >argnetina >white
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Captain Sweden
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Putin
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Slavsquat Substituted in 69'
Manager:
impeaching !!GASGohAhg/b
2014wc group f-int x.png
Kit: Xhome sc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png NOPE
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png UFO Hunter
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Slenderman Substituted off 69'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Divination
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Creepypasta Substituted off 69'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Ethereal Ghost Substituted off 69'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Cthulhu
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Deja Vu
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png The Grey
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png X-tan
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Pyramid Head
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Chaos Magick Substituted in 69'
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Exorcist Substituted in 69'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Holder Series Substituted in 69'
Manager:
AlphaBrennenburg !!r8xi+iDeakC

Man of the Match:
The Grey (/x/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

4

9

(4)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

3

0

(2)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

0

3

Passes completed (%)

85

76

Crosses

3

4

Interceptions

6

5

Tackles

6

6

Saves

4

4

/c/ v /v/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 23 February 2014, 18:30 UTC Attendance: 905
C logo.png /c/ 1–2 /v/ V logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Yotsuba Goal 50' Goal 22' Reggie Fils-Aime
Goal 81' Gabe Newell



Kit: Chome-2016sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Ika-chan
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Pleinair Substituted off 73'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Yuno
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png ~uguu~ Substituted off 73'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Saber
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Kirino Kousaka
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Miku Hatsune
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Rei Q Substituted off 73'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Yotsuba Koiwai
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Sayaka Miki
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Yui Hirasawa
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Haruhi Suzumiya Substituted in 73'
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Kyouko Toshinou Substituted in 73'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Korbo Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN
2014wc group f-c v.png
Kit: Vaway abc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Trip
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Mr. Bones
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Villager
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Captain Falcon Substituted off 73'
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png RAGE
Pos-RMF.png Cond-poor.png Console Peasant Substituted off 73'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Protoman
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png PC Master Race Substituted off 73'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Sanic
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Reggie Fils-Aime
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Gabe Newell
Substitutions:
Pos-RMF.png Cond-poor.png Donte Substituted in 73'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Adam Jensen Substituted in 73'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Phoenix Wright Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Exec !!s4zagtDZGcA

Man of the Match:
Gabe Newell (/v/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

43

57

Shots (on target)

5

13

(5)

(12)

Fouls (offside)

0

3

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

3

0

Passes completed (%)

67

82

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

11

12

Tackles

2

4

Saves

7

3