/v/

/v/
VIDYA GAEMZ!
/v/ - Video Games
Founded August, 201 IRL manager Sillius !!f7WVZt/RWCS folley !!IT5tz2qHqnT Co-Managers WilhelmK !!6+sT6QF545F (RIP ;_;7) Team colors Chat color 9900FF Dragon Dildo Purple Ranking 37 ( 5) Highest rank 3 (Summer 2016) Lowest rank 41 (Spring 2015) Top scorer Gabe Newell (34) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain SANIC Website /v/ - Video Games Nickname /v/irgins The /v/idya
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 34 13 37 84 40.48%
GF GA GD 144 152 -8
Biggest win /v/  7–0  /lit/ August 17, 2013 Biggest defeat /tv/  6–1  /v/ May 1, 2015 First match /v/  1–0  /s/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 7 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 4th Place, 2013 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 4th place, 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Snake Eater Alternate anthem FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA Alternate anthem Relegation Alternate anthem Victory anthem if BUT FIRST gets MVP Goal horn GALO SENGEN, /v/ goal horn forever) Alternate goal horn Wonderball 101 - Tables Turnover (90+ horn or make a 1 point comeback) Alternate goal horn """""Henry""""" (BUT FIRST scores) Alternate goal horn 2fast (SANIC scores) Alternate goal horn Gotta go fast (SANIC hattrick)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

Team Description

DAMMIT /v/ YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT DO YOU EVEN PLAY GAEMS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????

[deep breath]

Despite having a large fanbase and being one of the founding teams of the 4chan Cup, the city of /v/ has never had that much success in actually playing the game of association football. After earning themselves a quick exit from their first three Cups, /v/ was relegated to the Babby Cup. With the PESbro era over, many wondered if the team would ever claw its way out of the Babbies. But a Candidate (#2, to be specific) emerged with a slightly-changed roster and revitalized the depressed team. Even though /v/ met an unfortunate end in the second round due to Ultros spaghetti, they qualified for Winter. Though this success was not long-lived, not in the same way - a week or two before the 2013 Winter Cup, Candidate #2 retired. People laughed when the new manager, Exec, tried to post a change to his export minutes after the deadline. Those critics were silenced when /v/ topped their group, facing off against juggernaut squads like /ck/ and /d/. The incredible performance continued getting fourth at '13 Summer in spite of height abuse, and the manager being unable to livemanage during most of the knockouts. Winter '14 didn't go as fans had hoped, but managing to avoid relegation was a prize in and of itself.

Then everything went to hell for /v/ once again in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. Not only was /v/ relegated, the disaster of relegation came at the hands of /vg/.

A disastrous Autumn campaign led to /v/'s worst performance ever, with no wins, only one draw, and placing 39th out of 40 in the entire Autumn Babby Cup, only above >former Elite Cup champions /trv/. Since then /v/ have been permanently stuck in the Babbies, with only one win in eight matches under new management. For what seemed like eternity for a shrinking /v/ fanbase petty glory was finally obtained in the 2016 Spring Cup Qualifiers called the fetus by many this would be /v/'s first steeping stone back to relevance. The 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup proved to be reawakening of the vidya board, for the first time ever /v/ master raced a group, but not just any group but one so called "group of death." With this the naysayers and shitposters were finally silenced . The RO16 was a success with a 1-0 victory for the /v/idya against /o/. The quarter finals ended in a 3-1 victory against /v/'s rival /sp/, a second triumph. It had been three years since /v/ stood at any semifinal, unfortunately it ended with an even worse result, with a very spainful defeat, /v/'s star was sent flying into a collision course with an arguably even more autistic /r9k/, However even with a good game /v/ was defeated at the hands of more robots in a 4-3 thriller. Ranking fourth was a sweet pill for a depressed /v/ fanbase and management staff. With that the Spring campaign was over /v/ would qualify for the 2016 4chan Summer Cup its first elite in two years.

At first the prospect of a similar performance to the previous cup seemed unlikely especially given the group, but like 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup /v/ surprised everyone, and even itself. The group was by no means a cake walk or master race ending in 6-6-6-0 tragedy for /v/'s arch-rival, yet beating the 2016 4chan Winter Cup's champion certainly helped legitimatize /v/'s presence as an elite team. The RO16 match ended in a 3-2 victory against the /d/eviants. Quarter finals saw a similar success with a 2-0 victory against /e/. /v/ stood at semis once again against a familiar opponent last faced in the spring round of 16, /o/. Unfortunately for the /v/idya it truly turned out to be >/o/'s year. The third place trophy beckoned, yet it seems that fate did not favor /v/ as more robots stood in their way. The game ended in a 4-3 victory for the /m/echas, coincidentally this was the same scoreline in /v/'s spring third place game. Even though the 2016 4chan Summer Cup was widely considered shitty /v/irgins took solace that the newly revived /v/ team could hold out in an elite competition. /v/ qualified for the 2017 4chan Winter Cup and with it enter a brand new PES.

The 2017 4chan Winter Cup was a Pyrrhic victory for /v/, while advancing to the 2017 4chan Summer Cup the board lost much pride by losing to /vp/ in the group stages, even with this shameful defeat /v/ manged to defeat historical rival, /b/ and >/p/ allowing them to advance. Unfortunately the /v/idya was finally defeated by its rival, perfidious /sp/. With this defeat /v/ advanced to a new elite, where they failed to win a match, blowing a 2-0 lead against /f/, shamefully drawing /vg/, and then losing to /tv/ to get relegated. They then proceeded to get further embarrassed in the 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, only managing a one goal win against /out/ (the one goal was pretty fucking great though) before losing to /sp/ AGAIN and blowing an early lead to an autopilot /cm/. /v/ are now playing in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup, and the same old questions remain. Will they ever win a Tsun-Derby match against /a/? Will ANYONE ever edit the wiki page to look actually 100% honest to god up to date? You'll have to pre-order our game to find out! Please support the team by buying PES 2017 at Gamestop: Power to the Players™

All the cool people have a Discord channel now so here's ours: https://discord.gg/zwWb7uu

Team Roster

/v/ Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

No. Position Player 1   GK No Way Fag 6   LB Hideo Kojima 2   RB No Fun Allowed 5   CB FFFFRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA 69   CB Dewrito Pope 8   DMF Mr. Bones 10   CMF JC Denton 18   CMF loss.jpg 12   CMF Bing Bing Wahoo 4   SS Todd Howard 22   CF SANIC

No. Position Player 3   GK NEVER EVER 24   LB Christopher Robin 26   LB STR VS DEX 4   RB Captain Falcon 3   RB Here’s your controller bro 5   CB Mystery of the Druids 27   CB Deepest lore 16   CB Stu Pickles 7   DMF You fucked up my face 21   DMF Senator Armstrong 31   CMF Laboman 20   CMF Bullyhunter

Music

BUT FIRST's goalhorn when playing against a weeb team

Anthem

Snake Eater - 4chan Cup Version

What a game
With GabeN and Sanic through the night
What a game
I'm watching and i'll raging at you
What a feel in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Someday we play wagglan games,
Someday we feed on Day 1 DLC,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see Episode 3

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Exports

Friendlies 2018

• Something something gold defender mk. 2
  

Autumn 2017

• Something something gold defender
  
• Here we go boys
  

Summer 2017

• Elite Tactical Export
  
• [still not here]
  

Winter 2017

• Elite Tactical Export
  
• Elite Aesthetic Export (god I hope this works)
  

Summer 2016 (woo \o/)

• Elite Tactical Export
  
• Elite Aesthetic Export
  

Spring 2016

• Babby Tactical Export
  
• Babby Aesthetic Export
  

• Fetus Tactical Export
  
• Fetus Aesthetic Export
  

Final Spring Babby Cup Aesthetics Exports

Autumn 2015

• Tactical Export
  
• Aesthetic Export
  

Summer Friendlies 2015

• Tactical Export
  

Spring 2015

• Tactical Export
  
• Aesthetic Export

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/s/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/int/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Unknown
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 L	Unknown
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	Unknown
January 5, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Gaben  64'
January 6, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L	None
February 25, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Unknown
February 26, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L	None
April 28, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Spaghetti  11', 34', 69'
May 5, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Newell  25', 30'
May 26, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Arino  39'
July 13, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Newell  15' Arino  64'
July 14, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	NO GAEMS  41' Newell  58'
July 15, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	Newell  56'
August 18, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Fils-Aime  90'
September 9, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 L	Newell  34' Fils-Aime  47', 59'
September 23, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Newell  60'
October 13, 2012	/ic/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	Newell  6' Fils-Aime  58', 72' Harriott  86'
October 14, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Newell  9', 19'
October 20, 2012	/h/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	DLC  59'
October 20, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	1-0 L	None
December 8, 2012	/soc/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Fils-Aime  20' PC Master Race  49' Newell  51', 89'
February 9, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Gaben  33', 54' Sanic  67'
February 15, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Gabe Newell  6' Reggie  18'
February 17, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	4-2 W	Gabe Newell  36', 41', 60' Console Peasant  54'
February 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-2 L	Gabe Newell  14', 73'
April 5, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	SANIC  70'
April 13, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 L
July 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
July 20, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Gaben  20' Reggie  52' Protoman  85'
August 17, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	7-0 W	Reggie  6', 77' Gabe Newell  19', 23', 60' SANIC  29', 82'
August 23, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-3 L
August 25, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Gabe Newell  6'
August 31, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	2-1 W	Hideo Kojima  6' Reggie  62'
September 1, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	2-1 W	Cpt. Falcon  35' Gabe Newell  42'
September 1, 2013	/wg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals	1-3 L	Reggie  81'
September 1, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Playoff	1-3 L	SANIC  28'
September 28, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Gabe Newell  13' Reggie  45+'
October 6, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	SOOPER SANIC  63' Gabe Newell  78' (pen.)
January 11, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Gabe Newell  76'
January 18, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
February 15, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Gabe Newell  38', 90+'
February 21, 2014	/int/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Console Peasent  19' PC Master Race  34', 45+'
February 23, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Reggie Fils-Aime  22' Gabe Newell  81'
March 1, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2-2 (6-7) L	SANIC  38', 66'
June 6, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Reggie Fils-Aime  22', 76'
July 18, 2014	/ck/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	>tipping  19' PC Master Race  42'
July 20, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	SANIC  74'
July 26, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-4 L	Mr. Bones 3'
October 17, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-2 L
October 19, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
October 25, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Reggie  71' SANIC  80'
November 2, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-4 L	Dewrito Pope  3' Gabe Newell  37' Mystery of the Druids  45+' Good Guy Greg  71'
May 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-6 L	SANIC  16'
May 3, 2015	/3/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Gabe Newell  7' SANIC  64' Harry Enfield  78'
May 9, 2015	/gd/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 L	Gabe Newell  67', 83'
May 10, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	SANIC  28'
October 23, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Donte  45+' PC Master Race  45+'
October 25, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-5 L	[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]  5'
November 6, 2015	/k/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]  51'
November 7, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-5 L	Gabe Newell  59' SANIC  84', 89'
April 15, 2016	/his/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-4 L	SANIC  39'
April 16, 2016	/toy/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	SANIC  3' Hulk Hogan  18'
April 17, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	BUT FIRST  30' Hulk Hogan  34', 52' SANIC  56'
May 7, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BUT FIRST  68'
May 13, 2016	/jp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	BUT FIRST  30', 90+5' Christopher Robin  57'
May 15, 2016	/n/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	5-3 W	BUT FIRST  27', 59', 90+5' FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA  32' No Fun Allowed  77'
May 21, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	BUT FIRST  65'
May 22, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals	3-1 W	SANIC  22', 68' BUT FIRST  83'
May 22, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semifinals	5-1 L	SANIC  5'
May 22, 2016	/r9k/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Third Place Playoff	4-3 L	BUT FIRST  62', 68' SANIC  82'
August 5, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	SANIC  47', 87', 90+2'
August 7, 2016	/a/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA  43'
August 13, 2016	/ck/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	BUT FIRST  43' Christopher Robin  88'
August 20, 2016	/d/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	SANIC  14' BUT FIRST  48', 80'
August 21, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	2-0 W	BUT FIRST  3' Christopher Robin  7'
August 21, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals	1-2 L	SANIC  63'
August 21, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Playoff	3-4 L	Todd Howard  21' SANIC  25', 79'
February 10, 2017	/p/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BUT FIRST  79'
February 12, 2017	/vp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-3 L
February 18, 2017	/b/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	BUT FIRST  8' (pen.), 57'
February 25, 2017	/sp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1-2 L	SANIC  41'
July 28, 2017	/f/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	SANIC  3' FFFFRIDAY NIGHT!  56'
July 30, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	BUT FIRST  12'
August 5, 2017	/tv/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	BUT FIRST  45+2'
October 28, 2017	/out/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	loss.jpg  70'
November 3, 2017	/sp/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
November 5, 2017	/cm/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	SANIC  15'

Rivalries

Tsundere Bowl /a/ and /v/ have a difficult relationship. Both are one of the oldest 4chan boards and while quite a few /a/ followers enjoy the vidya (especially JRPGs) and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu (even though they never admit it), wee/a/boos are frowned upon when spotted by /v/irgins. As fate would have it, /v/ were drawn in a group of death for the 2016 4chan Summer Cup along with /a/, getting these teams in a match for the first time since 2012. /v/ have not won a single match against /a/, losing their most recent meeting 2-1.

0-0-3

Pokeyman Bowl /v/ rightfully disowned his son, /vp/, at a young age. /vp/ have never really forgiven their parents and just want to beat them at every opportunity. While some say that /v/ had more games until they kicked out /vp/, a quick look into /vp/ shows how little of this is true.

1-0-0

Vidya Derby Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, rivalry is bound to ensue. Shitposting with no video games vs circlejerking with some video games, who will come out on top?

2-1-1

FUCKING PONIES While there is quite a lot of things /v/ hates, and most boards on 4chan despise ponies and everything associated with it, nothing compares to the burning hatred /v/ has for the little horsefucking scumbags. Should /v/ ever lose a game to /mlp/, their rage will turn 4chan into a scorched wasteland.

1-1-0