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<br>'''Middle row''' - Lyra Plushie, Tara Strong, Faust, Hasbro Exec (Owner), Sethisto (Manager), Hasbro Goon (Owner), IWantToCumInDashie, Thanks M.A. Larson, Fuck Your Marker  
<br>'''Middle row''' - Lyra Plushie, Tara Strong, Faust, Hasbro Exec (Owner), Sethisto (Manager), Hasbro Goon (Owner), IWantToCumInDashie, Thanks M.A. Larson, Fuck Your Marker  
<br>'''Front row''' - IDontGetTheAppeal, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Alicorn Twilight, Cease & Desist, Derpy Hooves, The Burdened, {{greentext|rape}}, Best Pony, Tracy
<br>'''Front row''' - IDontGetTheAppeal, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Alicorn Twilight, Cease & Desist, Derpy Hooves, The Burdened, {{greentext|rape}}, Best Pony, Tracy
=== Player faces ===
[[Image:Mlp_faces.png|1200px|Mlp faces.png]]
'''1st row''' - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony<br />
'''2nd row''' - Crotchtits, Cease &amp; Desist, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font></span>, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie<br />
'''3rd row''' - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker<br />
'''4th row (no custom faces)''' - <span><font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font></span>, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;muh job</font></span><br /><br />
=== Goalkeepers ===


{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="25" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5" | Height/Weight
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''STARTERS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
[[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title '''SAFEST HOOVES'''. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 190/77
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Cease And Desist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
[[Image:Ceaseanddesist.png|200px|Ceaseanddesist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Hey you know that totally cool fan project you were waiting on? The one that's been in the works for a year and is nearly ready for release? Seems Hasbro liked it too! So much so that they shut it down.<br/><br/>Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 203/80
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 55
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 69
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
[[Image:Theburdened.jpg|100px|The Burdened]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 194/86
|}


=== Centre Backs ===


{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
[[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded ''Cheeselegs!'' This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hate and Penetrate'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 197/82
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| LB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Twilicane'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| RB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Don’t Believe Her Lies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Faust.jpg|200px|Faust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 41
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Alicorn Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AMF
[[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px|Anoninequestria.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 193/112
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 37
| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| SS
[[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. <font color="#789922">&gt;2012 &gt;not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni</font>. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 185/82
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 28
| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''<font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Liquid Pride'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CF
[[Image:LiquidPride.png|200px|Liquid Pride]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | TWILY<br/><br/>Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Roll for your wa- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> will always find you. There are no brakes on the <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> train.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 203/90
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 30
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''SUBSTITUTES'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''<font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
[[Image:Nohooves.png|200px|Nohooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 197/77
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 69
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 55
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Theburdened.jpg|100px|The Burdened]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 19/79
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
[[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 205/89
|}
 
<br />
 
=== Defensive Midfielders ===
 
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Panda Ring'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 41
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
[[Image:PandaRing.jpg|150px|PandaRing.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px|Anoninequestria.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | P02
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 198/83
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''IWantToCumInDashie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
[[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | P02
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 185/75
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 41
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''&gt;muh job'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 88
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
[[Image:Muh_job.jpg|200px|Muh_Job.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Suppose you work in an office, and you really like Barney. All your coworkers know this and they think it's quirky and tolerable. You are a member of an internet fandom revolving around Barney and his dinosaur friends. Some people draw fanart of Barney and his friends. Some of this fanart is questionable or even downright pornographic. If you would not be risking your job or reputation by letting a particular image of Barney in this hypothetical office setting be seen on your computer by your hypothetical coworkers, then the image is not safe for work.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
<br/><br/>Sacked for slacking off and letting too many things go past him.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 194/80
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 99
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''<font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''IDontGetTheAppeal'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 30
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
[[Image:Appeal.png|200px|Appeal.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Nohooves.png|200px|Nohooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | ''"I don't understand why you people like the show, it's a good show which mostly means -simple stories -simple morals -simple characters -simple settings Why do you watch it?"''<br/><br/>Left the team on his own terms after realizing he did not find it worthwhile.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 194/81
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 37
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| LB
[[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded ''Cheeselegs!'' This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | P02
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 185/70
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Panda Ring'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| RB
[[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:PandaRing.jpg|150px|PandaRing.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | P02
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 188/106
|}
 
=== Centre Midfielders ===
 
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" scope="row" | 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''Best Pony'''<br />Captain
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
[[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. <font color="#789922">&gt;2012 &gt;not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni</font>. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | adipure 11 pro
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | P08 P11 P14 S05
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | 165/71
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" scope="row" | 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''DYEWTS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
[[Image:Faust.jpg|200px|Faust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | adizero f50
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | P11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 180/86
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 39
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tara Strong'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Tara Strong'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 39
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
[[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px|TStrong.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px|TStrong.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | P11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 182/77
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''IWantToCumInDashie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
[[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Supersonic Wave 3
|-}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | P11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 182/77
|}


=== Attacking Midfielders ===
=== Player faces ===
[[Image:Mlp_faces.png|1200px|Mlp faces.png]]


{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
'''1st row''' - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony<br />
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
'''2nd row''' - Crotchtits, Cease &amp; Desist, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font></span>, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie<br />
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
'''3rd row''' - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker<br />
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
'''4th row (no custom faces)''' - <span><font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font></span>, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;muh job</font></span><br /><br />
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row" | 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" |
[[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | P08 P14 S01
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | 205/98
|}


=== Centre Forwards ===


{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35" | Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%" | Boots
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Skillcards
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%" | Height/Weight
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" scope="row" | 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | '''<font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" |
[[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | Hey /mlp/ what's yo- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Roll for your wa- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> will always find you. There are no brakes on the <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> train
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | CTR360 Maestri III
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | P18 S02 S05 S06
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" | 185/65
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" scope="row" | 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | '''Alicorn Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" |
[[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | Supersonic Wave 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | P18 S01 S05
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" | 185/89
|}


== Player History ==
== Player History ==

Revision as of 03:12, 1 April 2014

Prenotes

  • The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
  • The roster below is outdated, for up-to-date player positions and cards, please check the /mlp/ main page.

2014 Roster

This page will will be completely updated/revamped when the 2014 Winter Cup squad is known. Test Pony (talk) 15:09, 22 November 2013 (UTC)

2013 Roster

The follwing roster was used for the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup and 2013 4chan Summer Cup.

Summer 2013 Team Photo

Mlp group photo.png

From left to right
Back row - Horsefucker, >no hooves, Cheeselegs, >muh job, Autism in Equestria, Liquid Pride, Panda Ring, Crotchtits
Middle row - Lyra Plushie, Tara Strong, Faust, Hasbro Exec (Owner), Sethisto (Manager), Hasbro Goon (Owner), IWantToCumInDashie, Thanks M.A. Larson, Fuck Your Marker
Front row - IDontGetTheAppeal, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Alicorn Twilight, Cease & Desist, Derpy Hooves, The Burdened, >rape, Best Pony, Tracy

Player faces

Mlp faces.png

1st row - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony
2nd row - Crotchtits, Cease & Desist, >no hooves, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie
3rd row - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker
4th row (no custom faces) - >rape, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, >muh job


Player History

Former Players

Name Number Position Image Description
STARTERS
Derpy Hooves 12 GK DerpyHooves.png After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
Thanks M.A. Larson! 69 CB Thanks M.A. Larson! We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.


Cheeselegs 52 CB Cheeselegs.png You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded Cheeselegs! This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter.
Hate and Penetrate LB
Twilicane RB
Don’t Believe Her Lies DMF
Faust 2 CMF Faust.jpg The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us.
Tracy 21 AMF Tracy "Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy." Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
Alicorn Twilight 23 AMF AlicornTwilight.png Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
Best Pony 7 SS Applejack.png It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. >2012 >not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
>rape 1 CF Rape.png Hey /mlp/ what's yo- >rape Roll for your wa- >rape MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- >rape Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. >rape will always find you. There are no brakes on the >rape train.
SUBSTITUTES
The Burdened 55 GK The Burdened There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
Jackie Chan Tulpa 8 GK JackieChan.jpg "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
Autism in Equestria 41 CB Anoninequestria.png He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football.
Horsefucker 17 CB Horsefucker.png The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football.
Fuck Your Marker 88 CB FYM.jpg A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
>no hooves 30 CB Nohooves.png I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.
Crotchtits 37 LB Crotchtits Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
Panda Ring 52 RB PandaRing.jpg You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering.
Lyra Plushie 9 DMF Lyraplushie.png Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
DYEWTS DMF
Tara Strong 39 CMF TStrong.jpg The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore.
IWantToCumInDashie 4 CMF Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
No. Name Picture Description Cards
Boop After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'.
 —
Bananas Sent to the moon on accident.
 —
Pure Pony Pleasure Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker
 —
Nathan Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.
 —
Seaty Belt SeatyBelt.png Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe re-constructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor.
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Applerape Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.
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>fanfiction

Fanfiction.png

Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.
 —
Ableist Ponies

LeAbleist.jpg

Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.
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SmileSmileSmile

Smile3.png

Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.
 —
Taco Belle

Taco.png

Retired after being found out about her surgery.
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Futashy

Nope.jpg

Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything
 —
King Zebra

Kingzebra.jpg

Cut for being a filthy zebra.
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Pony Semen

Ponysemen.jpg

HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.
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CONTROVERSIAL

CONTROVERSIAL.png

VERY DISTURBED.
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Clopfic

Clopfic3.png

Cut for being too edgy.
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Fluffy Pone

Fluffypone2.png

Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013.
 —
Tom Dan

TomDan.png

Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us.
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Marshmellow Butthole

Marshmellowbutthole.jpg

Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again.
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Molestia

Molestia.png

Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her.
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Black Twilight

BlackTwi.png

Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now.
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Spaghetticon

Spaghetticon.png

Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013 and sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.
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Cease & Desist

Ceaseanddesist.png

Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed.
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Muh Job

Muh_Job.jpg

Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job.
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Liquid Pride

Liquid Pride

Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls.
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