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/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team is built on their ability to pasta ball and serve up tasteful shots into the back of the net. Using their classic Fire, Knives, and Dead Things strategy, /ck/'s frontline has become legendary for their ability to work together in an aromatic medley of offensive pressure, and a defense able to put a lid on several of the toughest teams in the 4chan Cup. So grab a seat, either in the booth or at the bar, and put your napkins on your lap, because if /ck/ is playing, you're in for a culinary experience!
Roster
- Main article: /ck/ Roster.
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Exports
PES 2017
Sex on the Summer Cup Beach 2018
update coming soon to a wikipage near you
Lattte Macchiato with Mothers Milk
actual real aesthetics we goodlooking now
Autumn 2016
Pumpkin Spiced Latte 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ce7jya5uudareow/TEXPORT00000011
Aesthetics: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fcjktbtq5sd7f23/The_Garnish.zip
- For the Summer Cup 2015 (Last PES15): http://www.mediafire.com/download/afsk2ugm7me025d/Hot_Cheetos_and_takis.zip
- 2015 Winter Cup: (Last PES14) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/c94s2muo7ohhhoa/Valentine_Chocolates.zip
- FOR THE 2013 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip
Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem
Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]
Kits
Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively
Away kits.
Results
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| May 5, 2018 |  /o/
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Group Stage SBC2018 | 3-1 W | Perfect Coffee  7', 80' Fridge Ketchup 73'
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| May 6, 2018 |  /bant/
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Group Stage SBC2018 | 4-0 W | /ck/ Challenge 27', 83' Perfect Coffee 31', 79'
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| May 18, 2018 |  /po/
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Group Stage SBC2018 | 4-0 W | /Egg Fort 8' /ck/ Challenge 21', 86' Perfect Coffee 73'
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| May 20, 2018 |  /g/
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Group Stage SBC2018 | 1-2 L | /ck/ Challenge 21'
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| May 26, 2018 |  /sp/
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Round of 16 SBC2018 | 2-1 W | Fast Food Autism 27' /ck/ Challenge 67'
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| May 27, 2018 |  /vg/
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Quarterfinals SBC2018 | 2-3 L | Perfect Coffee 50' Fridge Ketchup 58'
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Team History
- For earlier history: /ck/ History
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
/ck/ were drawn into Group D with /r9k/, /u/ and /co/ in what looked to be the most anticipated group of the cup. The team hoped to continue the momentum of last cup's rout over /i/, but forgot that /i/ were now Fetus-bound. /u/ were first to put the knife to /ck/. Though Fast Food Autism gave /ck/ a lifeline with a 74th minute equalizer, Homucifer's quick response sent /ck/ crashing back to Earth. An early goal by Doom in the /cock/ derby looked to seal /ck/'s fate within the first weekend, until the completely unknown >British """food""" scored from nowhere with just four minutes remaining. Unfortunately, /co/ had been blessed with RNGesus's Fetus boost and Hope Corgi decided that all would be well for them. His injury time matchwinner not only confirmed /ck/'s relegation, but finally promoted /co/.
/ck/ had only one goal in mind going into their final match with /r9k/: Avoid the Fetus. /r9k/ scored early and all looked bleak for /ck/. Things just got worse when one of the /r9k/ players dropped a pocketful of spaghetti in the penalty box just prior to another attack. Both Cast Iron Skillet and Shitty Roommate were caught in two minds: Get the spaghetti and clear the ball. Both ended up deciding to clear the ball, and as such, Shitty Roommate kicked the ball into Cast Iron Skillet's face, they both slipped on the spaghetti, and /r9k/ tapped the loose ball into the empty net.
Well, at least things couldn't get worse, right?
'Go 'Za managed to put the ball into the net early in the second half to give /ck/ a glimmer of hope. With time running out, /r9k/ went on another attack. Vertical Recipe managed to intercept a pass to Elliot Rodger and decided to play it safe by passing it back to Cast Iron Skillet. Sadly, he hadn't cleaned the spaghetti sauce off of his boots at halftime, so as he tried to control the ball, he slipped on the smear and could only watch as the ball rolled into the empty net. The goal cemented /ck/'s place in the upcoming Fetus cup, and also cemented their second "Biggest spaghetti moment" award.
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
/ck/ had to go through the qualifiers this time around, and got their first (and only) win of 2017 against /fa/. Following that, the team would get blown out by /a/ in a 4-0 loss, and narrowly lost 3-2 against /wsg/ afterwards. Fortunately for them, 3 points were enough to qualify for the Babby Cup. In the actual cup, /ck/ was drawn against rivals /fit/, /p/, and /o/. Once again, /ck/'s performance was disastrous. With two blowout losses, and a close 2-1 defeat to /p/, /ck/ earned the wooden spoon of the tournament. With 1 win in 9 matches this year, the ro/ck/stars had to make some massive improvements for 2018.
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
After a few team revivals and autopilots, this cup was set up as a Megababby, which allowed /ck/ to avoid playing in the qualifiers and participate as the lowest pot 4 team. The ro/ck/stars were drawn in Group E along with /g/, /o/, /po/ and /bant/. After a disastrous year, people's expectations on /ck/ were minimal. However, a 3-1 win against /o/ and a 4-0 blowout against /bant/ during the first weekend caught everyone by surprise. Then, another 4-0 win, this time against /po/, secured /ck/'s spot in the next elite cup and resparked the light of both fans and followers around. Despite losing their last group stage match 1-2 against /g/ and missing the Mustard Race, /ck/ topped their group for the first time since Summer 15. /sp/ was drawn as /ck/'s opponent for the RO16 game and after tense game, /ck/ emerged victorious with a 2-1 result. This meant their first knockout win in more than 3 years (the previous KO win was against /lit/ in Winter 15). However, the next day the run ended after the entire team choked on the pre-game catering and the few survivors lost 3-2 against /vg/. Despite this, with their best result in three years, /ck/ are ready to take whatever challenge awaits them in Summer 18.
Rivalries
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| The Nutrition Derby This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1. However /fit/ got their revenge in the 2016 Summer Cup with a 3-2 victory, which included two goals from /fit/ after 85'. They faced once again in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, let's just say the kitchen caught on fire that day... |
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Goal Scorers
| Player | Goals |
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| Nachos** | 62* |
| Pink Himalayan Salt | 34 |
| Perfect Coffee | 27 |
| /ck/ Challenge | 14 |
| Fast Food Autism | 6 |
| Masaokis** | 4 |
| Forcaccia** | 4 |
| Fridge Ketchup | 3 |
| Alton Brown** | 2 |
| Cock Sauce | 2 |
| Egg Fort | 1 |
| Irish Stew Autist** | 1 |
| Gordon Ramsay | 1 |
| Sukiyaki** | 1 |
| Tikka Masala** | 1 |
(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players
Honors
- 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up
- 2012 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
- 2015 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
Individual Honors
- 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Nachos - Golden Boot
- 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars
Awards
- 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Dressed
- 2015 4chan Winter Cup: Best Dressed
Trivia
- The /ck/ curse: If you beat /ck/ in a knockout round match, you lose the next match. The curse began at the 2012 Winter Cup, here are the victims of said curse:
- /sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup
- /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup
- /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup
- /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
- /vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
- /h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup
- /vg/ in the 2018 Spring Babby Cup
- This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup
- /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.
- So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper that has been played in four cups (Summer 13, Winter 15, Autumn 16 and Spring 18).
- /ck/ has never lost a penalty shootout (7-6 against /sp/ in Summer 11 and 4-2 against /tg/ in Winter 12).
- /ck/ scored the 2400th official goal of the cup (Nachos in Autumn 14 against /n/) and also "scored" the 5000th official goal (Will I die? own goal against /toy/ in Autumn 16).
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