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(credit to Yutz for writing!)
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| style="padding-left: 20px; padding-top: 45px;" | <span style="font-size: 250%; line-height: 120%;">'''Blacksmith''' [[File:diy icon.png]]</span>{{Position|SS}}
| style="padding-left: 20px; padding-top: 45px;" | <span style="font-size: 250%; line-height: 120%;">'''Alfred Kinsey''' [[File:lgbt icon.png]]</span>{{Position|CF}}
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| style="font-size:120%; padding-left: 20px;" | <br><br>Height: 197cm<br>Weight: 86kg<br>[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: {{skill|C03}}, {{skill|P06}}, {{skill|P07}}<br>[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: {{tt|Hole Player|Invalid for assigned position}}
| style="font-size:120%; padding-left: 20px;" | <br><br>Height: 197cm<br>Weight: 86kg<br>[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: {{skill|C03}}, {{skill|P04}}, {{skill|P08}}, {{skill|P09}}, {{skill|P19}}<br>[[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Goal Poacher
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| colspan="2" style="padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 20px; padding-top: 10px;" align="justify" | While MacGyver has garnered much attention for [[/diy/]] by becoming a contender for the Golden Boot, it would seem there's a battle of playing styles happening within the team. Let's be honest, any yokel can make a hammer out of a broomstick, silly putty, and a can of freon, and then pound away at the opponent's net with said hammer until the goalie relents, but that lacks finesse. [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|This Spring]] brought a newcomer to /diy/ capable of more careful and finely-crafted goals, and he's known as '''Blacksmith'''! With an eye for meticulous detail, Blacksmith is skilled in scanning the ball from a distance and then sending it straight into the net. This is already been demonstrated against [[2014_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Group_D#.2Fpo.2F_v_.2Fdiy.2F|/po/]] when he masterfully popped a lobbed cross past the goalkeeper in the 39th minute. He also showed he can come in like a hot poker when when he came out of the gate with a 4th minute goal against [[2014_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Group_D#.2Fdiy.2F_v_.2Fn.2F|/n/]]. /diy/ still has two games to play, so we shall see if Blacksmith's careful planning can ultimately beat out MacGyver's on-your-feet thinking!
| colspan="2" style="padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 20px; padding-top: 10px;" align="justify" | Professor Kinsey had it all – a good job, a best selling book, a slutty wife. But when a group of misfit queers ask him to captain their virtual divegrass team, he's gonna find out that maybe it's okay to be gay. '''Alfred Kinsey''' takes his teaching out of the lecture hall, and onto the Grass! Kinsey will triumph through all the babby cups, anguish over the own-goals, and feel the sting of Winter relegation! It'll take every trick he's got – from Sombreros to Acrobatic Finishers and 21 career goals, but maybe, just maybe, he can take his team to the championships. This April, get on your knees and pray, because /lgbt/ comes out of the locker room and onto the big screen, straight into the knockout rounds! Alfred Kinsey is... THE LEGBUTT. (Rated L for lewd.)
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Revision as of 20:59, 25 April 2014

Alfred Kinsey Lgbt icon.png
  CF


Height: 197cm
Weight: 86kg
Player Skills: C03, P04, P08, P09, P19
Playing Style: Goal Poacher
Potw alfredkinsey.jpg
Professor Kinsey had it all – a good job, a best selling book, a slutty wife. But when a group of misfit queers ask him to captain their virtual divegrass team, he's gonna find out that maybe it's okay to be gay. Alfred Kinsey takes his teaching out of the lecture hall, and onto the Grass! Kinsey will triumph through all the babby cups, anguish over the own-goals, and feel the sting of Winter relegation! It'll take every trick he's got – from Sombreros to Acrobatic Finishers and 21 career goals, but maybe, just maybe, he can take his team to the championships. This April, get on your knees and pray, because /lgbt/ comes out of the locker room and onto the big screen, straight into the knockout rounds! Alfred Kinsey is... THE LEGBUTT. (Rated L for lewd.)
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