/u/

/u/
Girls Can Love Girls
/u/ - Yuri
Founded July 15, 2012 Manager Charlotte Scherzen Owner Lily Maria IRL manager Alexl7l !!MGBAes2OQ00 HinanoSensei !!2+mfPgGZJ0N Team colors Chat color E35496 Purist's Pink Ranking 11 ( 1) Highest rank 1 (March 2018) Lowest rank 48 (May 2013) Top scorer Akemi Homura (73) Top assister Purest Form of Love (22+) Captain Purest Form of Love Website /u/ - Yuri Nickname /u/nicorns Home ground Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 48 22 24 94 51.06%
GF GA GD 177 125 +52
Biggest win /u/  4–0  /fit/ August 16, 2013 Biggest defeat /u/  1–5  /mlp/ May 4, 2013 First match /u/  0–3  /trv/ July 20, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 13 (First in Summer 2013) Best result Champions, Winter 2018 Babby Cup Appearances 6 (First in Autumn 2012) Best result Third place, Autumn 2016
Team music
Anthem Pastel Pure Victory Anthem Super Ultra Hyper Miracle Romantic Goal horn Agony Homucifer Magia Nanofate Secret Ambition
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit Seventh kit Eighth kit Ninth kit

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love. After years of suffering /u/ finally got a triumphant yuri end in the 2018 4chan Winter Cup.

History

For earlier history: /u/ History

2018 4chan Autumn Cup: Yuri master race

After crashing and burning from Summer with extreme prejudice, the team emerged from the wreckage in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup having to battle their way up yet again. Foutunately, the Yuri Fairy of Mutual Respect appeared to help the team get back on track, joining the team as a medal player. The draw put them in Group D with now recurrent rival /his/ and the two autopilots/cm/ and /gif/. The Sapphobowl against /his/, the third one in the span of a year and a half, started with /u/ on the back foot but thanks to a joint effort of Homucifer and the fairy, the /u/nicorns turned it around and won 2-1. They quickly dispatched /gif/ 2-0 and them /cm/ 2-1 to achieve their first ever nine point master race, along with winning the third group stage match for the first time since Summer 15.

Sadly, though, there is a price to pay for the fabled 9 points, and /u/ wouldn't get away from its fate this time. Playing against /w/ in the Ro16, the /u/nicorns got let down by Purest Form of Love signing her worst performances of all time, not only gifting /w/ the winning penalty, but also botching a golden chance at bringing the game to extra time. And just on that 0-1 loss, the Autumnrun was over, but at least the next stop was an elite cup, and /u/ will have to get all their composure back in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster

Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters

No. Position Player 77   GK Madokami 8   CB Goggles 18   CB Onee-sama 5   CB Science Babies 7   DMF Feito-chan 0   CMF Macarons 39   DMF Black Sunshine 1   DMF Akkarin 6   SS BEFRIENDING 69   SS Purest Form Of Love 666   CF Homucifer

No. Position Player 82   CB Low Impact Consensual Cuddling 2   CB How Two Girls Have Sex In a Tent 33   CB Incest Receiver 22   CB But We're Both Girls 99   CB Bananice 12   CMF Age Gap Yuri Moon 11   CMF How To Make a Bomb 10   CMF Bedroom Tyrant 9   CMF Are You a Lolicon? 8   CMF The Spy Who Licked Me 98   CMF Alien From Black Lizard Planet 4   CMF Being Sayayaka is Suffering

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

Music Corner

Main Music

Opponent-Specific Music

 /a/
Anthem: Azalea
Goalhorn: Garasu no Hanzono
Victory Anthem: Fly Me to the Star (MayaKuro version)

 /an/
Anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru
Goalhorn: Youkoso Japari Park e
Victory Anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru (full)

 /c/
Anthem: Yes! Yuyuyu☆Yuruyuri♪♪
Goalhorn: Butterfly Effector
Victory Anthem: Happy Happy Friends

 /his/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Tranquilite Version
Goalhorn: Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Homucifer horn: Magia - Orchestral Version
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze - Orchestral Version

 /jp/
Anthem: Banjo Finger Powerhouse
Goalhorn: Magnet
Victory Anthem: Let's Pop Together

 /k/
Anthem: Aviamarch
Goalhorn: Crazy Psycho Lesbian
Victory Anthem: More One Night

 /m/
Anthem: Saikyo Yuusha Robo Gundan Ladies
Goalhorn: Seigi wo Shinjite, Nigiri Shimete
Black Sunshine horn: Waikyou Shenshou Jing
Nanofate horn: Romancers' Neo
Victory Anthem: Utsukushi Kereba Sore De Ii

 /o/
Anthem: Diesel Dykes o'Dixie
Goalhorn: Won(*3*)Chu KissMe! (Deleta Eurobeat Mix)
Homucifer horn: Magia (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)

 /out/
Anthem: Shiny Days
Goalhorn: Natsuiro Present

 /pol/
Goalhorn: Magia (German Cover)
Victory Anthem: The Other Side of the Wall

 /v/
Anthem: Ryuusei no Bifrost
Goalhorn: Malicious Roses
Victory Anthem: Tomorrow Is Mine

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	End result	Notes
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	1	Group stage	Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	Ro16
2014 4chan Winter Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	2	1	Quarter final	Promoted
2014 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Winter Cup	2	2	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Summer Cup	3	0	2	Quarter final	>4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	Quaterfinal curse broken
2016 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	1	2	3rd place	Promoted
2017 4chan Winter Cup	1	1	1	Group stage	Relegated
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	2	Ro16	Promoted
2017 4chan Summer Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	>TWO FINALS LOST
2018 4chan Winter Cup	6	0	1	Champions	AT LAST
2018 4chan Summer Cup	0	0	3	>32nd	Relegated with the spoon
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3	0	1	Ro16	9 point mustard race and curse
2019 4chan Winter Cup	3	0	1	Ro16	9 point mustard race and curse AGAIN

Match History

For earlier match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 16, 2019	/n/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group F	4-1 W	Homucifer  16', 40' Befriending  23' Purest Form Of Love  88'
February 22, 2019	/wg/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group F	6-2 W	Homucifer  32' Purest form of Love  39', 49', 83' Befriending  72', 81'
February 24, 2019	/jp/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group F	5-4 W	Purest Form of Love  10' Homucifer  23', 73' Befriending  45+3' Black Sunshine  90+0'
March 2, 2019	/ck/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2-3 L	Homucifer  65', 77'

Goalscoring Hall of Fame

Player	As Non Medal	As Bronze Medal	As Silver Medal	As Gold Medal
Homucifer	-	-	7	66
Purest Form of Love	-	-	1	37
Teru Time	0	1	20	-
Akkarin	0	1	16	-
Befriending	2	2	6	-
Feito-chan	1	3	-	-
Black Sunshine	3	-	-	-
G/u/ardians	0	2	-	-
Metall/u/rgy	2	-	-	-
Fingering For World Peace	2	-	-	-
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling	1	-	-	-
Macarons	1	-	-	-
Kuma Shock	1	-	-	-
Ayayayaya	1	-	-	-
Erica Hartmann	0	1	-	-
Own goal	1	0	-	-

Honors

Team

• 

  Weeabowl: Champions

• 

  2018 4chan Winter Cup: Champions

Individual

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  2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer

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  2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami

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  2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer

• 

  2019 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami

Rivalries

/a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl

/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.

1-0-0

/c/ - The Purity Derby

Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win.

2-2-0

/y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl

Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.

1-0-1

/lit/ - The Classyb Owl

A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.

0-1-0

Mascot

	Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.
Sealdoka

Gallery

Macaron Press 30th August 2013

The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016.

>The absolute state of /u/

Winter 2018 champions!

The team that brought /u/ their first star

Resources

Autumn 18 Preliminary Tactical Export

Winter 18 Aesthetics Export

Music Export

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by 2017 /fit/	Winter Champions 2018 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2019 /gd/