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| align="center" | '''Best Martial Art'''
| align="center" | '''Bad News Barrett'''
|align="center"| [[File:BMA.jpg|200px]]
|align="center"| [[File:BadNewsBarrett.jpg|275px]]
|Judo>Karate>Kickboxing>Fist-Fighting>Greco-Roman>Kung-Fu>Sambo>Judo
|I know your striker wants to get forward and score some goals, BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Krispen Wah'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Shovelman'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:KrispenWah.jpg|300px]]
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center"| [[File:Shovelman.jpg|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|Who is this Krispen Wah guy? Never heard of him. He is definitely not a former World Champion and Royal Rumble winner.
|style="background: #C3D69B"|The sexy badass rebel COO of WWE, known as the Shovelman, is here to bury the opposition defence and get his wins back. After all, it is best for business.
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|align="center" | '''Diva Pics'''
| align="center" | '''Diva Pics'''
|align="center"| [[File:DivaPics.jpg|200px]]
|align="center"| [[File:DivaPics.jpg|200px]]
|{{greentext|discussing wrestling}}<br>{{greentext|not just fapping to Divas}}
|{{greentext|discussing wrestling}}<br>{{greentext|not just fapping to Divas}}
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| align="center" | '''Illegal Groin Strike'''
| align="center" | '''Krispen Wah'''
|align="center"| [[File:IllegalGroinStrike.jpg|300px]]
|align="center" | [[File:KrispenWah.jpg|300px]]
|Barred from every combat sport due to his proneness to hit below the belt. is now part of the /asp/ team in order to kick a different set of balls.
|Who is this Krispen Wah guy? Never heard of him. He is definitely not a former World Champion and Royal Rumble winner.
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| align="center" | '''Best In The World'''
| align="center" | '''CM Phil'''
|align="center"| [[File:BITW.jpg|300px]]
|align="center"| [[File:BITW.jpg|300px]]
|This outspoken player is known for his talent when it comes to his in-ring and promo work. When he isn't criticizing both the /asp/ and 4CC management and breaking kayfabe he can be a worthy player for the team
|This outspoken player is known for his talent when it comes to his in-ring and promo work. When he isn't criticizing both the /asp/ and 4CC management, breaking kayfabe and suddenly walking out of training he can be a worthy player for the team.
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| align="center" | {{Position|RB}}
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| align="center" | '''FAHN DAHN GOOO'''
| align="center" | '''Pipebomb'''
|align="center"| [[File:FAHNDAHNGOOO.png|200px]]
|align="center"| [[File:Pipe_Bomb.jpg|200px]]
|IT'S FAAAHHNN DAAAHHNN GOOOOOO. YOU HAVE TO LET THE A'S BREATH
|What is the best martial art to practice? Pipebomb. How do i defend myself from muggers? Pipebomb. Whatever your martial art question the answer is, and always will be,  Pipebomb.
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Mirko Cro Cop'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''FUCK THIS COMPANY'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:MirkoCroCop.jpg|200px]]
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:FUCKTHISCOMPANY.jpg|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|Considered to be one of the best martial artists in history, Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović is famous for his fearsome kicking ability. A saying amongst the martial arts community is "right leg, hospital. left leg, morgue". With this ability he is a dangerous addition to the /asp/ midfield.
|style="background: #C3D69B"|FUCKING WWE<br/>WORST PROMOTION EVER<br/>FUCK THIS COMPANY<br/>SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|Playing Style: Hole Player
|style="background: #C3D69B"|Playing Style: Hole Player
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| align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
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| align="center" | '''Broken Deck'''
| align="center" | '''BOlieve'''
|align="center"| [[File:BrokenDeck.jpg|300px]]
|align="center"| [[File:BOlieve.jpg|300px]]
|GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, I JUST FUCKING BOUGHT IT.
|You can achieve the impossible, you just need to pronounce it "I'm Possible". You can do anything you want to do, you just have to BOlieve!
|Playing Style: Hole Player
|Playing Style: Hole Player
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| align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
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| align="center" | '''FUCK THIS COMPANY'''
| align="center" | '''Mirko Cro Cop'''
|align="center"| [[File:FUCKTHISCOMPANY.jpg|200px]]
|align="center" | [[File:MirkoCroCop.jpg|200px]]
|FUCKING WWE<br/>WORST PROMOTION EVER<br/>FUCK THIS COMPANY<br/>SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
|Considered to be one of the best martial artists in history, Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović is famous for his fearsome kicking ability. A saying amongst the martial arts community is "right leg, hospital. left leg, morgue". With this ability he is a dangerous addition to the /asp/ midfield.
|Playing Style: Box-to-Box
|Playing Style: Box-to-Box
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Revision as of 17:47, 10 May 2014

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos. Name Picture Description Card(s)
  GK
Black Ref BlackRef.jpg Nothing gets past Black Ref. He'll disqualify your shit if you so much as think about trying any dirty tactics. —
  GK
Mark Nutt MAAAARKNUUUTT.png Great Britain's greatest archer, best known for representing Britain in the London 2012 game and for his catchphrase "Suck my Nutt". He gained mainstream popularity after being featured in the Roosterteeth Let's Play of the London 2012 game. —
  GK
Bad News Barrett BadNewsBarrett.jpg I know your striker wants to get forward and score some goals, BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. —

Defense

Pos. Name Picture Description Card(s)
  RB
>Longboarding Longboarding.jpg >implying Longboarding is as good as skateboarding —
  CB
Shovelman Shovelman.jpg The sexy badass rebel COO of WWE, known as the Shovelman, is here to bury the opposition defence and get his wins back. After all, it is best for business. —
  CB
BEEG BEEG.png The largest athlete in all of sports, when he isn't crying like a bitch his talent at knocking people the fuck out will be useful for keeping opposing offences in check. —
  LB
NOT /ASP/ NOTASP.png THIS SPORT IS NOTHING TO DO WITH /ASP/. I DON'T CARE IF THE MODS SAY IT'S ALLOWED AND THAT PEOPLE SAY IT IS ACTUALLY A SPORT, THEY'RE WRONG. —
  CB
Diva Pics DivaPics.jpg >discussing wrestling
>not just fapping to Divas 		—
  CB
Airshit Airshit.jpg He is the tactical genius behind /asp/'s tactics and formations after spending all his time doing Airsoft. —
  CB
Krispen Wah KrispenWah.jpg Who is this Krispen Wah guy? Never heard of him. He is definitely not a former World Champion and Royal Rumble winner. —
  CB
CM Phil BITW.jpg This outspoken player is known for his talent when it comes to his in-ring and promo work. When he isn't criticizing both the /asp/ and 4CC management, breaking kayfabe and suddenly walking out of training he can be a worthy player for the team. —
  RB
Pipebomb Pipe Bomb.jpg What is the best martial art to practice? Pipebomb. How do i defend myself from muggers? Pipebomb. Whatever your martial art question the answer is, and always will be, Pipebomb. —
  LB
Lord HEMA LordHEMA.jpg HEMA stands for Historical European Martial Art, a form of martial art where the usage of weapons such as swords and shields is used in historical battle reenactments. Lord HEMA is here to show the peasantry how to fight like a man. —

Midfielders

Pos. Name Picture Description Card(s)
  CMF
Bones Jones BonesJones.jpg Jon "Bones" Jones is the youngest champion in UFC history, has held the UFC Light Heavyweight Title for over 2 years and is considered by many as the best Light Heavyweight fighter in the world. He is now hoping to expand his list of achievements by playing divegrass for /asp/. Playing Style: Box-to-Box

S10

  CMF
FUCK THIS COMPANY FUCKTHISCOMPANY.jpg FUCKING WWE
WORST PROMOTION EVER
FUCK THIS COMPANY
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK 		Playing Style: Hole Player

P02

  CMF
Rodney Mullen RodneyMullen.jpg The best skateboarder in the world today, he may not be as widely known as Tony Hawk, but his talents on the board will be useful for /asp/. Playing Style: Box-to-Box

P05, P06, S10

  AMF
Bork Lazer BorkLazer.png A recent transfer from /sp/. Known more for his wrestling and martial arts, with some experience of handegg. Though his divegrass ability is limited, his ability to fight off many silverback gorillas may come in handy for /asp/ in future 4chan Cups. Playing Style: Classic No. 10

P05, P07, S11

  AMF
American Dragon AmericanDragon.png After getting screwed out of his WWE title reigns, The Dazzler took a serious turn. In his chase for revenge the American Dragon was unleashed upon the WWE. With the entire /asp/ fanbase behind him, he is here to prove his worth for the team. Playing Style: Hole Player

P01, P02, P03, S05

  CMF
Ethan Carter III EC3.jpg TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE Playing Style: Hole Player

P02

  CMF
BOlieve BOlieve.jpg You can achieve the impossible, you just need to pronounce it "I'm Possible". You can do anything you want to do, you just have to BOlieve! Playing Style: Hole Player

P02

  CMF
Bruce Lee BruceLee.jpg The legendary martial artist is here to provide agility and strength to the /asp/ midfield. Playing Style: Box-to-Box

S10

  CMF
Mirko Cro Cop MirkoCroCop.jpg Considered to be one of the best martial artists in history, Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipović is famous for his fearsome kicking ability. A saying amongst the martial arts community is "right leg, hospital. left leg, morgue". With this ability he is a dangerous addition to the /asp/ midfield. Playing Style: Box-to-Box

S10

Attackers

Pos. Name Picture Description Card(s)
  CF
CENAWINSLOL CENAWINSLOL.jpg He is an 11-time WWE champion, 3-time World Heavyweight champion, 2-time Royal Rumble winner, 7-time WWE Slammy Award winner and a numerous time holder of some unimportant championships. He is the most divisive player in WWE and 4CC history. He is the ultimate underdog. Powered by a mixture of sheer willpower and fruity pebbles, he is here to add some divegrass trophies to his list of accolades. Who wins LOL? CENAWINSLOL. Playing Style: Goal Poacher

P01, P02, P03, S18, S19

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