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The /sci/ football club is the sole representative of the Science and Math board in the 4chan Champions Cup, originally making their debut on the 2012 Spring Babby Cup and taking a great 3rd place finish. /sci/ has been characterized by their chaotic style of play that has resulted in getting promoted to the elite cups, only to be relegated right after them. Founded by Lion !FvAwVR8cv6 on January 6, 2012 and a couple of willing anons helped build the foundations of the current team as it is. Although with the accusations of /jp/ that the cup is a money making scheme and that /sci/ hasn't had any success with team sports in real life the fan support has gone down, but a small fanbase is dedicated not only to avoid the team dying, but also making them a contender along with the big boards.
/sci/ has been characterised by having long serving manages, although the first 2 tournaments they participated were unmanaged, in Autumn they were taken over by Atrox !!ysAUn7ak5wA and got promoted into Winter 2013, but after a heartbreaking loss against /fit/ Atrox decided to play mindgames with his infamous B-I-L-L formations which didn't work out and was tired at that point. So in Summer new manager Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 took over just 11 days before the cup started and got relegated back to the Autumn Babbies, with a helping hand from SUPERtwinky !!G5xDaK3GlNe, /sci/ was determined to be back at the Elite cup. Unfortunately, /sci/ continued it's long history of mediocrity, missing out on advancement with 4 point finishes in the Autumn 2013 Babby Cup.
After a ceremoniously unspectacular finish in Spring 2014, Aitor Karanka resigned as head manager, giving rookie managers Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V , and BasedSmugleaf !!WROPMzfJikm the position of co-managers after Twinky resigned on his own accord after a scuffle with the now mentor Aitor. Now with new managers, new tactics, new kits, and a new stadium, /sci/ looks to the cosmos for a chance at promotion in the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Unfortunately for the new managers, /sci/ has a fairly small fanbase, and the team lacks funds to put Aitor in a retirement home; so the new management group has to keep him around: enduring his harsh critique of of their plans to finally get out of the babbies, and his constant musings about "the good ol' days."
In a twist of events, a dark secret was unveiled. It turns out, that manager SUPERtwinky was in fact, a JEW. In a horrid twist of events, Twinkystein quit /sci/ in favor for the rabbis at /pol/. The next chapter of the /sci/ saga is set to be led by our new blood babby managers. With little experience heading into Autumn, will /sci/ be able to regain their former glory and finally return to an Elite cup? We will soon find out. Winter or bust!
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Lineup
Main Article: /sci/ Roster
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Team photo
Bottom: Intellectualism, Transhumanism, Bill Nye, Aquatic Hamster, Carl Sagan (captain)
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot)
Music corner
- Anthem: The Science Rap - Ali G
- Goalhorn Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
- Goalhorn - Bill Nye: Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme Song
- Closing Anthem: A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking
- Incredibly #rare Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Sagan scored a hattrick in it: Theme from Cosmos - Vangelis
Tactics
>implying i still know what i'm doing
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Set Piece Settings, all presets
Long FK Taker: Carl Sagan
Short FK Taker: Carl Sagan
FK Taker 2: Bill Nye
L/R Corner Taker: Nikola Tesla
Penalties: Bill Nye
Match History
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| February 11, 2012 |  /d/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 L | None |
| February 18, 2012 |  /vp/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Feynman  12', 56'Missingno.  24'Dicks 44'
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| March 11, 2012 |  /x/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-0 L | None |
| March 23, 2012 |  /r9k/
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Group Stage SBC2012 | 1-1 D | Nye 66'
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| March 24, 2012 |  /mlp/
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Group Stage SBC2012 | 1-1 D | Nye 88'
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| March 25, 2012 |  /pol/
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Group Stage SBC2012 | 2-1 W | Feynman 58' Dawkins 76'
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| March 31, 2012 |  /gif/
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Final Seed Qualifier SBC2012 | 1-0 W | Nye 23'
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| March 31, 2012 |  /n/
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QF SBC2012 | 3-0 W | Nye 14', 67' >biology >hard science 75'
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| March 31, 2012 |  /3/
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SF SBC2012 | 2-1 L | Nye 75'
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| March 31, 2012 | /d/
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Third Place SBC2012 | 2-2 (3-4) W | Feynman 50', 90'
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| April 21, 2012 |  /g/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 7-3 W | Cox 2', 37', 52', 56', 81' Nye 77'Troll Science 90+1'
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| May 12, 2012 | /pol/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | Sagan 85'
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| June 2, 2012 |  /fit/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Nye 61' Sagan 89'
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| July 13, 2012 |  /int/
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Group Stage SC2012 | 5-0 L | None |
| July 14, 2012 |  /k/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 4-3 L | Nye 33', 57', 90+3'
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| July 15, 2012 |  /mu/
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Group Stage SC2012 | 2-2 D | Thorium 75' Nye 89'
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| September 2, 2012 |  /lit/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 L | Nye 17' Tesla 20'
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| September 8, 2012 |  /co/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | None |
| September 29, 2012 |  /wg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 7-1 L | Nye 37'
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| October 13, 2012 |  /f/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 4-1 W | Nye 13', 36', 45' Sagan 55'
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| October 13, 2012 |  /cgl/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 2-1 W | Nye 65' Feynman 88'
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| October 19, 2012 |  /trv/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 1-1 D | Epicurus 59'
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| October 20, 2012 | /mlp/
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Round of 16 ABC2012 | 3-2 L | Nye 6', 51'
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| December 22, 2012 | /3/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Nye 6', 63'
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| February 9, 2013 | /int/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 2-1 L | Lazy Greek 37'
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| February 15, 2013 |  /vg/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 2-1 L | Bill Nye 35' Aquatic Hamster 72'
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| February 17, 2013 | /fit/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 3-2 L | Nikola Tesla 45+1' Epicurus 88'
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| February 17, 2013 | /lit/
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Group Stage SB2013 | 2-1 L | Bill Nye 43'
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| February 19, 2013 |  /ck/
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Group Stage SB2013 | 1-0 W | Not Science 23'
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| February 19, 2013 | /f/
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| July 12, 2013 | /co/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Bill Nye 3', 37'
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| August 17, 2013 | /co/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 2-1 L | Nikola Tesla 29'
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| August 23, 2013 | /ck/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 5-1 L | Nikola Tesla 3'
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| August 25, 2013 | /pol/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 1-0 W | Bill Nye 73'
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| September 21, 2013 |  /y/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 L | |
| September 29, 2013 |  /diy/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Bill Nye 21'
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| November 16, 2013 |  /cm/
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Group Stage ABC 2013 | 1-1 D | Bill Nye 14'
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| November 22, 2013 |  /tg/
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Group Stage ABC 2013 | 4-1 L | Nikola Tesla 24'
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| November 24, 2013 |  /vr/
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Group Stage ABC 2013 | 3-2 W | Richard Feynman 6' Bill Nye 54'Nikola Tesla 67'
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| January 12, 2014 |  /an/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 4-2 W | Carl Sagan 6', 23', 87' Bill Nye 84'
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| January 19, 2014 | /cm/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Carl Sagan 54' Bill Nye 64'
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| April 5, 2014 |  /u/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0 D | None |
| April 11, 2014 |  /c/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1 L | None |
| April 13, 2014 | /vp/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Richard Dawkins 50'
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| April 19, 2014 | /vg/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Carl Sagan 3' Nikola Tesla 35'
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| May 30, 2014 |  /tv/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | TBD | |
| June 1, 2014 | /r9k/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | TBD |
All time scoring table
| Player | Goals |
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| Bill Nye | 29 |
| Carl Sagan | 8 |
| Richard Feynman | 7 |
| Nikola Tesla | 7 |
| Brian Cox | 5 |
| Epicurus | 2 |
| Richard Dawkins | 2 |
| >biology >hard science | 1 |
| Troll Science | 1 |
| Aquatic Hamster | 1 |
| Not Science | 1 |
| Thorium | 1 |
Honours
- 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup: 3rd Place
Rivalries
/sci/ vs /jp/ - The Money Making & Anti-Intellectual Shitposting Derby
Money making schemes made /jp/ the uncontended world 4chan Cup hating champions, but recently /sci/ have emerged as a threat to their crown, thanks to their strong anti-intellectualism tactics. With all 20 of /sci/'s regular users spending 10+ hours a day plotting the cup's downfall, the battle to be the board that actually takes it down will be represented here, through the medium they both so despise.
/sci/ vs /lit/ - The Intellectual Derby
A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.
/sci/ vs /pol/ - The Progressb Owl
Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, the hype was killed given that both boards were relegated to the Autumn Babbies before the match, but that didn't stop outgoing /pol/'s manager Cozmo and current /sci/ manager Aitor Karanka to give the fans some fun before going out: /sci/ went out with the famous B formation and /pol/ went with the Blitzkrieg formation with 2 9/11 sliders and finally at both managers request the match was played was at the Doom Paul pitch giving both laughs and eyesores. The match itself ended with a 1-0 victory for the /sci/entist with a goal by Bill Nye, therefore giving /sci/ a current advantage at this derby.
Cup History
2012 Spring Babby Cup: 3rd Place
2012 Summer Cup: 19th Place
2013 Autumn Babby Cup: 9th Place
2013 Winter Cup: T-16th Place
2013 Spring Babby Cup: 19th Place
2013 Summer Cup: 23rd Place
2013 Autumn Babby Cup: 21st Place
2014 Spring Babby Cup: 30th Place
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