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Revision as of 06:15, 27 July 2019
Come one, come all to 
/aco/, the Adult Cartoons board of 4chan! We've got a pic for every fetish and tits for every dick. Sometimes we even hose the gals down with motor oil and force them to play soccer! A newcomer to the site and the 4chan Cup, /aco/ is currently looking to find a soft little niche in the competition where they can comfortably post their Patreon links without fear of abortion in the Fetus Cup.
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Important Links
Roster
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Team History
The Spring Abortion: "How to Field a Team with Lopsided Bosoms in 3 Easy Steps"
Discussion was had of an /aco/ 4CC team for roughly a year and a half before one fateful thread with oodles of interest and ideas finally sparked Fifz to officially found the team in early 2018, with IJC hired as the manager of the team. The chaos that was /aco/'s organization left the team looking a little rough around the edges, but there was a certain charm to the squad they carried with them into their inaugural competition, the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers. Four teams entered the qualifiers, and only one would leave. The first /aco/ match was a cagey affair, with eventual 9-point team 
/3/ assuming control with a 2-0 spanking of the cup newcomers. If /aco/ wanted to avoid abortion, they'd have to up their game. The next match pitted ya chicks against fellow 8th Founding newbie 
/bant/. Xenophilia scored the very first /aco/ goal in the team's history, and sealed three points for the squad in the competition. Things were looking up! /bant/ had just gotten beaten by /3/ and there was a very real possibility for /aco/ to promote to the Babby Cup proper if they didn't lose against mouth-breathing 
/gif/.
They lost. Hard. To mouth-breathing /gif/.
Waving their fellow qualifier teams good luck in the Babby-Elite cycle, /aco/ returned to the drawing board for the Summer, hatching new schemes to squeeze money out of horny commissioners and build a better team. Following the 2018 Summer Cup, the roster was shaken up fiercely, the music changed to meet that hip bump'n'grind kinda feel, and cup """veteran""" Andy was brought on as co-manager. This new /aco/ squad found great success in two Friendly wins over /bant/ and 
/wsg/; surely a portent of things to come! As the leaves turn brown and descend to the ground, the girls of /aco/ don their virgin-killing sweaters, stress out way too much about #Inktober, and look to earn their bye into the Autumn Cup.
Autumn's Boner-Chilling Reality Sets In: The /aco/ Girls find redemption!
Due to a gracious ruling by the 4CCC, /aco/ was granted a free bye into the 2018 Autumn Cup without need of playing in the qualifiers. The curvy lasses were stripped down and dolled up with the finest in Korean Animation Studio uniforms, and began their first 4chan Cup proper. Drawn into Group E, they were tasked with facing the freedom-loving nerds of 
/g/, Pokegirl home base 
/vp/, and hot glue repository 
/toy/. Pre-cup it seemed like all four teams would be evenly matched, barely an inch determining who'd be left standing to go to the Round of 16. These predictions were mostly true, as /g/, /vp/, and /aco/ fought for their lives against each other, starting with a brutal 0-0 draw between /aco/lytes and /g/men. This match was a battle of keepers, and BUENOS DIAS, MANDY proved his worth to goaltend alongside more seasoned keepers in the competition, earning 7 saves in one game. Next up was /vp/, who was hot to trot after their 11-goal barn burner with /toy/. What followed were big plays and big hits; big saves and big tits, but despite monumental efforts by Shygal and Bowsette to connect a pass up front from any means necessary, /vp/ eeked out their victory 1-0. Things looked bleak for /aco/, it was likely that /g/ would compete with /vp/ and any result other than a Pokemon victory would show /aco/ the door regardless of their performance against /toy/.
However there was one snippy boi on /vp/ who took up the challenge and secured a victory for /vp/ in the dying moments of their game against /g/, giving /aco/ a chance to advance if they could put four unanswered goals past Optimus Prime and his grabby gal Ham Hands. Many dismissed the idea, as even though /toy/ had done nothing but let goals in, /aco/ hadn't put the ball in the net once all tournament. The two teams shuffled into the arena, the anthems were played, the whistles blown, and sixteen minutes in, Bowsette smashed one into /toy/'s net. The schedule was set, four goals before 90', one down. Another 16 minutes later, two down. /toy/ continued to huddle up and swap their gameplan around, looking to do anything in their power to spoil /aco/'s parade. The match raged on, no one giving an inch, the scoreline read 2-0 on the jumbotron but to /ourgirls/, it read "ELIMINATION". Disaster struck on that pitch, in the 79th minute, with Optimus Prime's mighty boot following up a valiant charge into the /aco/ box. Ten minutes left with three goals separating /aco/ from Winter. These odds didn't put /aco/ in a corner, it ignited them. Attack after attack followed, each one demanding full respect of the /toy/ defense. Exhausted, they weren't up to the challenge, allowing two more from Mexico-chan and Helen Parr. Revved up and ready to go, /aco/'s dreams were crushed by a bleating whistle. The final scoreline was 4-1; /aco/ had been eliminated on Goals For in favor of /g/.
Dreams sullied and hopes dashed, the long walk began back to the locker room. Waiting for them were four medals, post-cup awards. Despite their early shakiness, /aco/ had succeeded in impressing the 4chan Cup community, winning awards for their efforts (specifically Bowsette's), their Korean-made uniforms, and Bowsette's goalhorn. Weighed down by the medals was a letter from the commissioner, "If someone fucks up you're in Winter". 17th place was a far cry from the literal bottom-of-the-barrel performance of Spring; it was a huge step in the right direction. With the format of future competitions uncertain and new hot 'n sexy cartoons in the oven for 2019, the /aco/ team sucked down their tequila all the way home, chanting "SEVENTEENTH AIN'T SO BAD" and laughing about how they were going to rock the cup next time, whenever that may be.
2019 Blooms And It Asks, "Qui ç'est la 'Best Waifu'?"
In the month leading to the Spring competition, /aco/ manager Sue hired a number of new girls to the team to match recent trends, including a memorial to the Tumblr Exodus in the form of Newgrounds.com's own Tankman. Mexico-chan also abdicated her title of Captain to a promoted Bowsette, and the whole team tearfully waved goodbye to veteran Helen Parr, who's hype subsided after her lackluster film. Manager Sue would sign Helen as her new co-manager to help oversee team developments. A new world of football awaited /aco/, and they trained to take the challenge the best way they can, pelvis-first.
Drawn into Group A alongside fellow new-ish team 
/p/, the crowd-shaking fan favorite (to hate or love, your choice) 
/sp/, and the board's big brother 
/co/, /aco/ were slotted to crack open the 4CC's inaugural PES18 Babby Cup with family, the aforementioned /co/. In traditional /aco/ fashion, the girls got blathered, but Bowsette's form stayed true from their /toy/ spanking and put one past Gaston. Sue and Helen poured over all possible means to beat their next opponent, the /p/hotographers, as a loss would certainly mean doom for hopes at an Elite Cup appearance in July.
Match History
Official
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 28, 2018 | /3/
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 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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0-2 L | |
| April 28, 2018 | /bant/
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2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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1-0 W | Xenophilia  69'
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| April 28, 2018 | /gif/
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2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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1-4 L | >shadman 62'
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| October 27, 2018 | /g/
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 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0-0 D | |
| November 2, 2018 | /vp/
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0-1 L | |
| November 4, 2018 | /toy/
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4-1 W | Bowsette 16', 32' Mexico-chan 85'Helen Parr 90+5'
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| May 17, 2019 | /co/
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 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3-1 L | Bowsette 65'
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| May 19, 2019 | /p/
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2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3-0 W | >artist 23' Jenny Wakeman 34'Bowsette 56'
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| May 25, 2019 | /sp/
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2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2-2 D | Bowsette 6' ENF 27'
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| June 1, 2019 |  /fit/
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2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
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3-2 L | Bowsette 31' Mexico-chan 56'
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| July 20, 2019 |  /his/
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 2019 4chan Summer Cup
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2-5 W | 17' Mexico-chan 21', 58', 74' Bowsette 25' Jenny Wakeman
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| July 26, 2019 | /co/
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2019 4chan Summer Cup
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5-2 L | 42' Bowsette 69' Shygal
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| July 28, 2019 |  /mlp/
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2019 4chan Summer Cup
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TBD | TBD |
Unofficial
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| September 30, 2018 | /bant/
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Mexico-chan 89'
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| October 7, 2018 | /wsg/
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Bowsette ??' Jenny Wakeman ??'
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Team Statistics
Outfield
| Player | Goals | Assists | MotM |
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| Bowsette | 10 | 1 | 2 |
| Jenny Wakeman | 1 | 4 | 1 |
| Mexico-chan | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| Shygal | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| >artist | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| ENF | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Xenophilia | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| The ChadShad | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Helen Parr | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| It's A Little Late for Brexit | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Paid in Exposure | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Shantae | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Skarpne | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Goalkeeper
| Player | Saves |
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| Buenos Dias, Mandy | 22 |
| Akabur | 4 |
| Golden Girl | 2 |
| Helen Parr | 2 |
Awards
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
At Least You Tried
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Alternate Horn
Bowsette - Break Free (Lead the Way)
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Kits
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best New Player
Bowsette
Gallery
Banner made to advertise Spring 18's suggestion thread
Banner advertising the main members of the /aco/ team
Mexico-chan putting in work as the new /aco/ Captain
Accel Art's main girl on /aco/'s Autumn run
The /aco/ Golds celebrate their team's best-yet performance following the 2019 Spring Cup
Legacy Links
ABC18 Export: https://mega.nz/#!a2BlmQIR!BNySLwOSDHEzpHW25Gid2b7oWBBsPygI3PmRZftHxnE
SBC19 Export: http://www.mediafire.com/file/vd4ctusc86j40u7/aco.zip/file
PES13 Export: https://puu.sh/BDeNw/986ec0708d.zip
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