/yellowsub/

/yellowsub/
Nos omnes vivere in flavo non navem subaquaneam
/yellowsub/ - Yellowsub
Founded July 17, 1968 Manager Chief Blue Meanie Owner The Beatles IRL manager DKD !!Ib3lT/1er6I Team colors Extra team colors Chat color ffdd00 submarine door yellow Top scorer Ringo Starr (2) Top assister John Lennon (2) Captain John Lennon Website /yellowsub/ - Yellowsub Nickname Villarreal CF
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 7 9 22.22%
GF GA GD 5 12 -7
Biggest win /bang/  2–3  /yellowsub/ March 29, 2019 Biggest defeat /bw/  3–0  /yellowsub/ March 30, 2019 First match /mlpol/  2–1  /yellowsub/ December 18, 2018
Team music
Anthem Yellow Submarine Victory Anthem All Together Now Goal horn March Of The Meanies Beatles/Old Fred/Lord Mayor Love Is All You Need Nowhere Man Nowhere Man Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit

Description

In 1968 when the submarine sailed onto the screen. John, Paul, George and Ringo went on an adventure and during their adventure it brought them to the sea of green. As it turned out the sea of green was actually a football pitch and so they helped put together a team of friends and foes so they could play. The submarine took them to a place that was a winter wonderland and they found 3 teams to play against which didn't turn out well. So after their matches, they sailed once again and after 100+ days at sea they found nicer teams. So they played them but lost all their matches again but before they could enter the submarine once more, they were told they at least had 1 more match. Their match ended in dramatic fashion which meant the lads went wild and they played once more and on penalties, Old Fred hammered home a hard shot on penalties to give the second win. Though the crew went home with a whimper in the Round of 16, they went home with a smile. And now with rumours of a new sea of green, the crew of /yellowsub/ have set a course towards it and hope to put more smiles on the faces of the people they meet.

Roster

No. Position Player 68   GK Yellow Submarine 2   LB Lord Mayor 3   CB Apple Bonker 4   CB Countdown Clown 18   RB Blue Meanie 1   CMF Ringo Starr 20   AMF Max 8   LWF Geroge Harrison 9   SS Nowhere Man 11   CF Paul McCartney 10   RWF John Lennon

No. Position Player 13   GK Sea of Monsters 12   GK Sea of Nothing 14   LB Sea of Time 15   CB Butterfly Stomper 16   CB Four Headed Bulldog 19   CB Snapping Turtle Turk 17   RB Sea of Holes 7   DMF Hidden Persuader Man 6   LWF Dreadful Flying Glove 22   AMF Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club 23   RMF Vacuum Man 5   SS Old Fred

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
18th December 2018	/mlpol/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage	1-2	47' Ringo Starr
19th December 2018	/ro/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage	0-2
21st December 2018	/vinesauce/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group Stage	0-1
21st March 2019	/poland/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	0-2
22nd March 2019	/r9k/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	0-1
23rd March 2019	/mls+ayy/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	0-1
29th March 2019	/bang/	Beta Bowl 3 Play-in Round 1	3-2	9, 90+4' Paul McCartney  79' (pen.) Ringo Starr
29th March 2019	/mls+ayy/	Beta Bowl 3 Play-In Round 2	1-1 (4-3)	37' Nowhere Man John Lennon George Harrison Ringo Starr Paul McCartney Sea of Monsters Old Fred
30th March 2019	/bw/	Beta Bowl 3 Round of 16	0-3

Exports

Tactics: When format is chosen
Aesthetics: soom
Music: Holy shit, there's finally music
Pastebin: possibility

Dumb Little Facts

-/yellowsub/ has never won a group stage match
-/yellowsub/ went 111 days without scoring from their first match
-/yellowsub/ went 112 days without a win or draw
-Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney are the leading goal scorers for /yellowsub/. Both tied 2 a piece
-/yellowsub/ current has 24 saves
-/yellowsub/ has gone 115 days without a draw
-/yellowsub/ has never scored in a match they ended up losing