/mlp/
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I just don't know what went wrong!
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/mlp/ - Pony
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Founded
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8 March 2012
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Manager
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Sethisto
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Owner
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Hasbro, Inc.
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IRL manager
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NBD !WLix8e5EX6 Testerbro !3SfloA2uBI
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Team colors
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Chat color
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9966FF Twililicious Lavander
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Ranking
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21
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Highest rank
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21 (December, 2012)
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Lowest rank
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35 (April, 2012)
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Top scorer
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>rape (16)
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Top assister
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N/A (N/A)
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Captain
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N/A
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Website
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/mlp/ - Pony
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Nickname
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The Ponis Horsefuckers
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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6
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5
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7
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18
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33.33%
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Elite Cup
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Babby Cup
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Team music
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Kits
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/mlp/ - Pony is a team that poni poni. We would poni a poni nonsexually. We love the pone.
Introduction
/mlp/ is a fiery, spirited team that has a loyal fanbase who cheer on the pones on their way to a Cup Championship. Unfortunately, the team tends to disappoint its fans with promising tactics that lead to blown victories or spaghetti losses. The official team ponies of /mlp/ are Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Derpy Hooves. WE WINTER NOW, GET HYPED!
Changelog
7/1/13 - Winter Cup Roster Deadline
- We 3-6-1 now
Team Photo
From left to right
Back row - Horsefucker, >no hooves, Marshmallow Butthole, Black Twilight, Anon in Equestria, Fluffy Pone, Tom Dan, Crotchtits
Middle row - Lyra Plushie, Tara Strong, Faust, Hasbro Exec (Owner), Sethisto (Manager), Hasbro Goon (Owner), IwanttocuminDashie, Molestia, Fuck Your Marker
Front row - IDontGetTheAppeal, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Cheeselegs, Spaghetticon, Derpy Hooves, The Burdened, >rape, Best Pony, Tracy
Players
- Main article: /mlp/ roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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12
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Derpy Hooves
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18
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Jackie Chan Tulpa
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17
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Horsefucker
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28
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Tom Dan
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37
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Crotchtits
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8
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Fuck Your Marker
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4
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IWantToCumInDashie (P02)
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52
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Cheeselegs (S01)
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21
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Tracy (S01)
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1
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>rape (P14, S01, S06)
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7
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Best Pony (P18, S01) (Captain)
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No.
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Position
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Player
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5
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Speghetticon
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55
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The Burdened
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30
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>no hooves
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52
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Fluffy Pone
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10
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Marshmallow Butthole
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41
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Autism in Equestria
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23
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Black Twilight
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9
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Lyra Plushie
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39
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Tara Strong (P02)
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99
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IDontGetTheAppeal
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2
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Faust (P11)
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69
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Molestia
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Player Facemaps
Formation and Tactics
Preset 1 - Generic 3-6-1 Special
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/mlp/
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Formation
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3-3-3-1
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Tactics
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Standard
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Player Support
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8
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Support Range
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17
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Position Switch
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14
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Attacking Style
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0
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Pressing
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6
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Defensive Line
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14
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Compactness
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16
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Def. Strategy
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1
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Set Piece Settings
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Short Free Kicks
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>rape
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Long Free Kicks
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>rape
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Free Kicks 2
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Best Pony
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Left Corner Kicks
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Best Pony
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Right Corner Kicks
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Best Pony
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Penalty Kicks
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>rape
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Players to Join Attack
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Tactical Assistance
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Offside Trap
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Off
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Substitutions
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Flexible
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Change Formation
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Off
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Change Att/Def Levels
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Off
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Preset 2 - The Loveheart
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/mlp/
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Formation
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3-3-3-1
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Tactics
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Standard
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Player Support
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0
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Support Range
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19
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Position Switch
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18
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Attacking Style
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19
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Pressing
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4
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Defensive Line
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0
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Compactness
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0
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Def. Strategy
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1
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Set Piece Settings
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Short Free Kicks
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>rape
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Long Free Kicks
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>rape
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Free Kicks 2
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Best Pony
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Left Corner Kicks
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Best Pony
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Right Corner Kicks
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Best Pony
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Penalty Kicks
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>rape
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Players to Join Attack
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Tactical Assistance
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Offside Trap
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Off
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Substitutions
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Flexible
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Change Formation
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Off
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Change Att/Def Levels
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Off
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Preset 3 - Pegasususus Special
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/mlp/
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Formation
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3-3-3-1
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Tactics
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Standard
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Player Support
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4
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Support Range
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5
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Position Switch
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19
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Attacking Style
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16
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Pressing
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4
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Defensive Line
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18
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Compactness
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0
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Def. Strategy
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1
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Set Piece Settings
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Short Free Kicks
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>rape
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Long Free Kicks
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>rape
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Free Kicks 2
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Best Pony
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Left Corner Kicks
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Best Pony
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Right Corner Kicks
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Best Pony
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Penalty Kicks
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>rape
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Players to Join Attack
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Tactical Assistance
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Offside Trap
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Off
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Substitutions
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Flexible
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Change Formation
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Off
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Change Att/Def Levels
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Off
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Preset 4 - Twilight is best pony Special
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/mlp/
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Formation
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3-3-3-1
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Tactics
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Standard
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Player Support
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5
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Support Range
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4
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Position Switch
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19
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Attacking Style
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5
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Pressing
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4
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Defensive Line
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19
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Compactness
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0
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Def. Strategy
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1
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Set Piece Settings
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Short Free Kicks
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>rape
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Long Free Kicks
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>rape
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Free Kicks 2
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Best Pony
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Left Corner Kicks
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Best Pony
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Right Corner Kicks
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Best Pony
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Penalty Kicks
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>rape
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Players to Join Attack
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Tactical Assistance
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Offside Trap
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Off
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Substitutions
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Flexible
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Change Formation
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Off
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Change Att/Def Levels
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Off
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Match History
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>rape 65', 92'
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24', 30', 50', 54' Stormfront
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>rape 22'
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88' Bill Nye
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54' Kissless Virgin 80' ROBOT9001
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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20' Tacgnol 56' Mudkipz
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>rape 90+1'
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>rape 13', 26'
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65', 80', 90+1' Get out of /jp/
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25 August, 2012 – 19:20 UTC
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Best Pony 18' >rape 88'
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13' Tucker 21' /co/meleon
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15 September, 2012 – 19:40 UTC
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Best Pony 70', 74'
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3' Woody
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22 September, 2012 – 20:00 UTC
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>rape 16', 21'
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13', 33' Stormfront 68' (pen.) Doompaul
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13 October, 2012 – 2:55 UTC
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>rape 66', 71'
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68' Anderson Cooper 88' Blonde Fernando Torres
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13 October, 2012 – 23:50 UTC
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Best Pony 33', 90+2' >rape 54', 72'
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19 October, 2012 – 22:50 UTC
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Cheeselegs 29' Best Pony 40' >rape 49'
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56' MacGyver 90+1' Cheapass
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21 October, 2012 – 19:30 UTC
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>rape 22', 71' Best Pony 49'
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6', 51' Bill Nye
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21 October, 2012 – TBC UTC
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Faust 29'
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22', 55' Poor Little White Guy 85' Crablegs
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Best Pony 32', 57' >rape 45+1', 64'
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15' Crush
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LyraPlushie 66' Best Pony 97'
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28', 118' Zergface
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penalties
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Molestia Cheeselegs Lyra Plushie Fuck Your Marker >rape
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Zergface BRRRRTTTTTT Deagle Brand Deagle Moist Nugget Nex Alea
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3' New Thread 83' Gootecks
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08 December, 2012 – 19:40 UTC
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>rape 54', 66'
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15' BRRRRRRTTTTTTT 49' Deagle Brand Deagle
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09 February, 2013 – 22:00 UTC
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Gundam 34' Alteisen 65'
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>rape 43'
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15 February, 2013 – 22:30 UTC
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17 February, 2013 – 22:00 UTC
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Rivalries
Let's face it, everyone hates /mlp/. Despite this, there are a few notable rivalries that anons should watch out for.
/mlp/ vs /co/ - Cartoon Derby
As the annoying little sister who refuses to shut the fuck up about that one pony show, /mlp/ still harbors a fierce rivalry with /co/ for kicking her out all those years ago. However, both boards still have a large overlap in userbase, so many fans will find themselves torn as to what team to support. This was reflected on the pitch with the inaugural derby ending in a 2-2 draw, thanks to a last minute equalizer from >rape.
/mlp/ vs /v/ - Tsundere Derby
They love us really <3
Seriously though, if we were to win a match against /v/ all hell would break loose
/mlp/ vs /vp/ - Cancer Derby
Despite having never actually played against each other, the two boards are known to be cancer containment boards - boards created for a topic solely because it overwhelmed their original boards (/v/ and /co/ respectively). Combined with /mlp/'s loathing of pokemon and /vp/'s loathing of ponies, the elements combined to create a bitter rivalry.
/mlp/ vs /f/ - Flash Derby
/mlp/ wanted to get along with /f/, they tried showing them their wonderfully and fluidly animated ponies but /f/ rebuked them, shouting something about faggotry and horse fucking. /mlp/ took this as a challenge and defeated /f/ 1-0, but only after a very tight game that saw an /f/ penalty saved by Derpy Hooves, forever sealing her reputation as SAFEST HOOVES.
/mlp/ vs /pol/ - IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Normally these two boards would be indifferent to one another (as indifferent as any board is towards /mlp/), but during the Spring Babby Cup Stormfront single-handedly trashed /mlp/ 4-2. /mlp/ wished to regain it's honour 6 months later, and put up a much better show. However /mlp/ inevitably tripped over their spaghetti in the second half and gifted /pol/ a vital penalty that sealed their defeat once again.
/mlp/ vs /toy/ - "What do you mean you don't like my collection?"
These two boards should get along - they both collect pony toys after all. But /toy/ insists that the 80's version of My Little Pony is superior, whereas /mlp/ regards all pre-generation 4 content with utter contempt. This drove /mlp/ to a 2-1 victory in their first match up with /toy/ in the Autumn Friendly season.
/mlp/ vs /b/ - FUCK OFF HORSEFUCKERS
These two boards are the worst of enemies. Whenever a pony is posted on /b/, the newfags start spouting butthurt, and telling the pony-posters to "fuck off, they have their own board", and ">>>/mlp/". The same goes for /mlp/ - whenever any /b/-type shitposts are posted, the horsefuckers start spamming "/b/ pls go" and ">>>/b/". The /b/ newfag assrage pushed /b/ to a 2-0 win over /mlp/ in the 2012 Summer Cup Friendlies.
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