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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Deal With It'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Deal With It'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:DealWithIt.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DEAL_WITH_IT.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DEAL_WITH_IT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DEAL_WITH_IT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.
|align="center"|A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''WASTED'''<br/>''Exploitable/Rekt Webms''
|align="center"|'''WASTED'''<br/>''Exploitable/Rekt Webms''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wasted_wsg.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_WASTED.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WASTED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WASTED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|BUSTED
|align="center"|BUSTED
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''VLC Glitch'''<br/>''Glitch Gifs''
|align="center"|'''VLC Glitch'''<br/>''Glitch Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:VLCGlitch.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_VLC_GLITCH.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_VLC_GLITCH_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_VLC_GLITCH_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|align="center"|An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Boston Dynamics'''<br/>''Mechanical/Robotic Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Boston Dynamics'''<br/>''Mechanical/Robotic Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:BostonDynamics.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_BOSTON_DYNAMICS.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BOSTON_DYNAMICS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BOSTON_DYNAMICS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|These guys are the creators of marvellous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.
|align="center"|These guys are the creators of marvellous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|'''Duane'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Duane'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Duane.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DUANE.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DUANE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DUANE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.
|align="center"|How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Get Out'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Get Out'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:GetOut.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_GET_OUT.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_GET_OUT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_GET_OUT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.
|align="center"|Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''Sensible Chuckle'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Sensible Chuckle'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wsgsensiblechuckle.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SENSIBLE_CHUCKLE.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SENSIBLE_CHUCKLE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SENSIBLE_CHUCKLE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.
|align="center"|The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|'''Did He Died?'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Did He Died?'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:DidHeDied.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DID_HE_DIED.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DID_HE_DIED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DID_HE_DIED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
|align="center"|Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''NOPE NOPE NOPE'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''NOPE NOPE NOPE'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_NOPENOPENOPE.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_NOPE_NOPE_NOPE.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_NOPE_NOPE_NOPE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_NOPE_NOPE_NOPE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
|align="center"|NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Seizure Bro'''<br/>''YLYL/Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Seizure Bro'''<br/>''YLYL/Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wsg_seizurebro.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SEIZURE_BRO.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SEIZURE_BRO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SEIZURE_BRO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014<br/>DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR<br/>ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK
|align="center"|RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014<br/>DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR<br/>ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Haters Gonna Hate'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Haters Gonna Hate'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:HatersGonnaHate.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_HATERS_GONNA_HATE.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HATERS_GONNA_HATE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HATERS_GONNA_HATE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.
|align="center"|A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Carrot'''<br/>''Psychological Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Carrot'''<br/>''Psychological Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Carrot.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_CARROT.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CARROT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CARROT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.
|align="center"|VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Cupcake Dog'''<br/>''Vintage Internet/Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Cupcake Dog'''<br/>''Vintage Internet/Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:CupcakeDog.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_CUPCAKE_DOG.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CUPCAKE_DOG_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CUPCAKE_DOG_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.
|align="center"|How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Ring, Ring!'''<br/>''Bait'n'Switch Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Ring, Ring!'''<br/>''Bait'n'Switch Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:RINGRING.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_RING_RING!.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RING_RING!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RING_RING!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.
|align="center"|Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Blue Ball Machine'''<br/>''Psychological/Aesthetic Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Blue Ball Machine'''<br/>''Psychological/Aesthetic Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:BlueBallMachine.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_BLUE_BALL_MACHINE.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BLUE_BALL_MACHINE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BLUE_BALL_MACHINE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.
|align="center"|A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Infomercials'''<br/>''Self Explanatory''
|align="center"|'''Infomercials'''<br/>''Self Explanatory''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Infomercials.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_INFOMERCIALS.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_INFOMERCIALS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_INFOMERCIALS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.
|align="center"|Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|'''Mako Mankanshoku'''<br/>''Anime Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Mako Mankanshoku'''<br/>''Anime Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Mako_WSG.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_MAKO_MANKANSHOKU.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MAKO_MANKANSHOKU_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MAKO_MANKANSHOKU_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.
|align="center"|Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Rhino Eggs'''<br/>''Animal/Nonsensical Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Rhino Eggs'''<br/>''Animal/Nonsensical Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:RhinoEggs.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_RHINO_EGGS.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RHINO_EGGS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RHINO_EGGS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)
|align="center"|Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Smells Like Ass'''<br/>''YLYL Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Smells Like Ass'''<br/>''YLYL Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:SmellsLikeAss.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SMELLS_LIKE_ASS.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SMELLS_LIKE_ASS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SMELLS_LIKE_ASS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)
|align="center"|A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Abandon Thread'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Abandon Thread'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:AbandonThread.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_ABANDON_THREAD.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ABANDON_THREAD_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ABANDON_THREAD_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Fuck this thread I’m out!
|align="center"|Fuck this thread I’m out!
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|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|'''Cool Guy'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Cool Guy'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Cool_guy.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_COOL_GUY.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_COOL_GUY_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_COOL_GUY_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|IT'S COOL GUY!
|align="center"|IT'S COOL GUY!
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''LOL DIDN'T READ'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|align="center"|'''LOL DIDN'T READ'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:LOLDidntRead.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_LOL_DIDN'T_READ.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LOL_DIDN'T_READ_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LOL_DIDN'T_READ_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!
|align="center"|← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|'''Jet Preacher'''<br/>''YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Jet Preacher'''<br/>''YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:JetPreacher.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_JET_PREACHER.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_JET_PREACHER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_JET_PREACHER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.
|align="center"|Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Seamless Loops'''<br/>''Aesthetic Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Seamless Loops'''<br/>''Aesthetic Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Loops.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SEAMLESS_LOOPS.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SEAMLESS_LOOPS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SEAMLESS_LOOPS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.
|align="center"|When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Stephen Colbert'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Stephen Colbert'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Colbert_wsg.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_STEPHEN_COLBERT.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_STEPHEN_COLBERT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_STEPHEN_COLBERT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.
|align="center"|He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''The Raptor'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs''
|align="center"|'''The Raptor'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_The_Raptor.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_RAPTOR.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_RAPTOR_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_RAPTOR_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.
|align="center"|Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''Lemongrab'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Lemongrab'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Lemongrab.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_LEMONGRAB.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LEMONGRAB_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LEMONGRAB_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"
|align="center"|Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''The Carlton'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''The Carlton'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Carlton.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_CARLTON.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_CARLTON_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THE_CARLTON_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.
|align="center"|The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|'''Roka Shibasaki'''<br/>''Anime Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Roka Shibasaki'''<br/>''Anime Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_Roka.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_ROKA_SHIBASAKI.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ROKA_SHIBASAKI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ROKA_SHIBASAKI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.
|align="center"|The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''.webm Megathread'''<br/>''Self Explanatory''
|align="center"|'''.webm Megathread'''<br/>''Self Explanatory''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_WEBM_MEGATHREAD.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WEBM_MEGATHREAD_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WEBM_MEGATHREAD_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."<br/>With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.
|align="center"|"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."<br/>With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''Cup Stacking Otter'''<br/>''Animal/Cute Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Cup Stacking Otter'''<br/>''Animal/Cute Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:CSOtter_wsg.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_CUP_STACKING_OTTER.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CUP_STACKING_OTTER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CUP_STACKING_OTTER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.
|align="center"|Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.
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|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|'''Jessica Nigri'''<br/>''{{greentext|E-Celeb}} Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Jessica Nigri'''<br/>''{{greentext|E-Celeb}} Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGNIGRI.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_JESSICA_NIGRI.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_JESSICA_NIGRI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_JESSICA_NIGRI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.
|align="center"|It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Michael Bay'''<br/>''Explosion Edit Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Michael Bay'''<br/>''Explosion Edit Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_MIKEBAY.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_MICHAEL_BAY.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MICHAEL_BAY_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MICHAEL_BAY_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS.
|align="center"|IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Cinemagraphics'''<br/>''Comfy/Aesthetic Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Cinemagraphics'''<br/>''Comfy/Aesthetic Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Cinemagraphics_wsg.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_CINEMAGRAPHICS.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CINEMAGRAPHICS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_CINEMAGRAPHICS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time.
|align="center"|The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Genki Sudo'''<br/>''Weird Japanese Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Genki Sudo'''<br/>''Weird Japanese Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGGENKISUDO.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_GENKI_SUDO.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_GENKI_SUDO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_GENKI_SUDO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled.
|align="center"|Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled.
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''Space Commander'''<br/>''Space/Zero-G Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Space Commander'''<br/>''Space/Zero-G Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wsg_SPACEGENERAL.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SPACE_COMMANDER.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SPACE_COMMANDER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SPACE_COMMANDER_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity.
|align="center"|Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|'''Horrifying Planet'''<br/>''Animal/Creepy Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Horrifying Planet'''<br/>''Animal/Creepy Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGHORRIFYING.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_HORRIFYING_PLANET.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HORRIFYING_PLANET_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HORRIFYING_PLANET_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.
|align="center"|All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|'''56 Chicken Nuggets'''<br/>''Nonsensical Gifs''
|align="center"|'''56 Chicken Nuggets'''<br/>''Nonsensical Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:56ChickenNuggets.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_56_CHICKEN_NUGGETS.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_56_CHICKEN_NUGGETS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_56_CHICKEN_NUGGETS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)
|align="center"|A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Raven'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms''
|align="center"|'''Raven'''<br/>''Cartoon Webms''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGRAVEN.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_RAVEN.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RAVEN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RAVEN_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.
|align="center"|TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Shinobu Oshino'''<br/>''Anime Webms''
|align="center"|'''Shinobu Oshino'''<br/>''Anime Webms''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:Wsg_shinobu.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SHINOBU_OSHINO.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SHINOBU_OSHINO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SHINOBU_OSHINO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Ka ka.
|align="center"|Ka ka.
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|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|'''Brent Rambo'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Brent Rambo'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:BrentRambo.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_BRENT_RAMBO.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BRENT_RAMBO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BRENT_RAMBO_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.
|align="center"|If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Lord Dominator'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Lord Dominator'''<br/>''Cartoon Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DOMINATOR.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_LORD_DOMINATOR.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LORD_DOMINATOR_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LORD_DOMINATOR_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally.
|align="center"|She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|'''Araragi Koyomi'''<br/>''Anime Webms''
|align="center"|'''Araragi Koyomi'''<br/>''Anime Webms''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_ARARAGI.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_ARARAGI_KOYOMI.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ARARAGI_KOYOMI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_ARARAGI_KOYOMI_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|WHY CAN'T HE HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS?
|align="center"|WHY CAN'T HE HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS?
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''Scott Sterling'''<br/>''Sports/YLYL Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Scott Sterling'''<br/>''Sports/YLYL Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSGSTERLING.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SCOTT_STERLING.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SCOTT_STERLING_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SCOTT_STERLING_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|THE MAN.<br />THE MYTH.<br />THE LEGEND.
|align="center"|THE MAN.<br />THE MYTH.<br />THE LEGEND.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|'''Thanks, Obama!'''<br/>''Infomercial Fail Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Thanks, Obama!'''<br/>''Infomercial Fail Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:ThanksObama.gif|x175px]]
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_THANKS_OBAMA!.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THANKS_OBAMA!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THANKS_OBAMA!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|It’s all your fault, asshole!
|align="center"|It’s all your fault, asshole!

Revision as of 21:15, 21 April 2020

Main article: /wsg/
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results

  • This is the complete list of all current and former players for /wsg/.
  • For a complete history of roster changes and statistics, see /wsg/ Statistics.
Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting XI

No. Pos. Name Picture Portrait Description
1
  GK
Deal With It
Reaction/Denial Gifs
WSG DEAL WITH IT.gif File:WSG DEAL WITH IT PORTRAIT.png A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.
5
  CB
WASTED
Exploitable/Rekt Webms
WSG WASTED.gif File:WSG WASTED PORTRAIT.png BUSTED
7
  CB
VLC Glitch
Glitch Gifs
WSG VLC GLITCH.gif File:WSG VLC GLITCH PORTRAIT.png An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
92
  CB
Boston Dynamics
Mechanical/Robotic Gifs
WSG BOSTON DYNAMICS.gif File:WSG BOSTON DYNAMICS PORTRAIT.png These guys are the creators of marvellous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.
4
  DMF
FUCKING LEGEND
Animal/YLYL Webms
File:WSG FUCKING LEGEND.webm File:WSG FUCKING LEGEND PORTRAIT.png ERIC: I'M A LEGEND! FUCKING LEGEND! AWK AWK AWK AWK!
REFEREE: You are NOT a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty!
68
  LMF
Why Are You Gay?
YLYL Webms
File:WSG WHY ARE YOU GAY.webm File:WSG WHY ARE YOU GAY PORTRAIT.png
95
  RMF
MULTI-TRACK LISTENING
Eurobeat Webms
File:WSG MULTI-TRACK LISTENING.webm File:WSG MULTI-TRACK LISTENING PORTRAIT.png ♪SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNING IN SPEEDY SPEED BOY AS FAST AS CAN BE SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY WIND IS ON MY FACE♫
♪DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO♫
20
  CMF
Big Man Tyrone
YLYL Webms
File:WSG BIG MAN TYRONE.webm File:WSG BIG MAN TYRONE PORTRAIT.png TOP KEK!
9
  AMF
To Be Continued Captain
Exploitable/Rekt Webms
File:WSG TO BE CONTINUED.webm File:WSG TO BE CONTINUED PORTRAIT.png <TO BE CONTINUED|\|/
69
  SS
Ricardo Milos
Gachimuchi/Anti-TikTok Webms
File:WSG RICARDO MILOS.webm WSG RICARDO MILOS PORTRAIT.png
89
  CF
Duane
YGYL/Reaction Gifs
WSG DUANE.gif File:WSG DUANE PORTRAIT.png How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.

Substitutions

No. Pos. Name Picture Portrait Description
2
  GK
Get Out
Reaction/Denial Gifs
WSG GET OUT.gif File:WSG GET OUT PORTRAIT.png Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.
25
  CB
Doomer
Depression Music Webms
File:WSG DOOMER.webm File:WSG DOOMER PORTRAIT.png
17
  CB
TikTok Holocaust
Meta/Anti-TikTok
File:WSG TIKTOK HOLOCAUST.gif File:WSG TIKTOK HOLOCAUST PORTRAIT.png
14
  CB
Nihilist Penguin Death March
Animal/Depressing Webms
File:WSG NIHILIST PENGUIN DEATH MARCH.webm File:WSG NIHILIST PENGUIN DEATH MARCH PORTRAIT.png
8
  DMF
Knife Wielding Tentacle
YLYL/Nonsensical Webms
File:WSG KNIFE WIELDING TENTACLE.webm File:WSG KNIFE WIELDING TENTACLE PORTRAIT.png It appears that /wsg/ used the last transfer period to sign a knife wielding tentacle.

If anyone would like to volunteer to come over and disarm him, that would be just FINE by me.

16
  DMF
Sensible Chuckle
Reaction Gifs
WSG SENSIBLE CHUCKLE.gif File:WSG SENSIBLE CHUCKLE PORTRAIT.png The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.
42
  LMF
The Sex Joke Event Horizon
YTP Webms
File:WSG THE SEX JOKE EVENT HORIZON.webm File:WSG THE SEX JOKE EVENT HORIZON PORTRAIT.png
18
  LMF
Pumped Up Kicks
Edgy/YLYL Webms
File:WSG PUMPED UP KICKS.webm File:WSG PUMPED UP KICKS PORTRAIT.png ♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, outrun my gun♫
♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, faster than my bullet♫
3
  LMF
Dissin' Your Flygirl
Cartoon Webms
File:WSG DISSIN' YOUR FLYGIRL.webm File:WSG DISSIN' YOUR FLYGIRL PORTRAIT.png
13
  RMF
Did He Died?
Rekt Gifs
WSG DID HE DIED.gif File:WSG DID HE DIED PORTRAIT.png Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
10
  RMF
Look At Him Go!
Vintage Internet Gifs
WSG LOOK AT HIM GO!.gif File:WSG LOOK AT HIM GO! PORTRAIT.png
37
  RMF
Gabe the Dog
Exploitable/Musical Webms
File:WSG GABE THE DOG.webm File:WSG GABE THE DOG PORTRAIT.png BarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbarkBARKBARKbark- BARKBARKbarkBarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbark-

Bork in peace, Gabe died on January 19th 2017, due to heart complications.

Retired Players

No. Pos. Name Picture Portrait Description
21
  GK
Split Racer
Weird Japanese Gifs
WSG SPLIT RACER.gif File:WSG SPLIT RACER PORTRAIT.png Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping.
18
  GK
NOPE NOPE NOPE
Reaction Gifs
WSG NOPE NOPE NOPE.gif File:WSG NOPE NOPE NOPE PORTRAIT.png NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
19
  CB
You Laugh You Lose
Self Explanatory
WSG YLYL.gif File:WSG YLYL PORTRAIT.png Wut's dat?
I raff, I ruse?
12
  CB
Sneezing Panda
Vintage Internet Gifs
WSG SNEEZING PANDA.gif File:WSG SNEEZING PANDA PORTRAIT.png HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
3
  CB
Taco Town
YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs
File:WSG TACO TOWN.webm File:WSG TACO TOWN PORTRAIT.png Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness.
23
  RB
Reaction Faces
Self Explanatory
WSG REACTION FACES.gif File:WSG REACTION FACES PORTRAIT.png This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that.
13
  DMF
Hypnotoad
Cartoon Gifs
WSG HYPNOTOAD.gif File:WSG HYPNOTOAD PORTRAIT.png ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
10
  CMF
Seizure Bro
YLYL/Reaction Gifs
WSG SEIZURE BRO.gif File:WSG SEIZURE BRO PORTRAIT.png RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014
DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR
ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK
3
  GK
Haters Gonna Hate
Reaction/Denial Gifs
WSG HATERS GONNA HATE.gif File:WSG HATERS GONNA HATE PORTRAIT.png A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.
8
  CB
Carrot
Psychological Gifs
WSG CARROT.gif File:WSG CARROT PORTRAIT.png VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.
3
  GK
Cupcake Dog
Vintage Internet/Reaction Gifs
WSG CUPCAKE DOG.gif File:WSG CUPCAKE DOG PORTRAIT.png How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.
7
  CB
Ring, Ring!
Bait'n'Switch Gifs
WSG RING RING!.gif File:WSG RING RING! PORTRAIT.png Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.
4
  CB
Blue Ball Machine
Psychological/Aesthetic Gifs
WSG BLUE BALL MACHINE.gif File:WSG BLUE BALL MACHINE PORTRAIT.png A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.
18
  CMF
Infomercials
Self Explanatory
WSG INFOMERCIALS.gif File:WSG INFOMERCIALS PORTRAIT.png Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.
21
  RMF
Mako Mankanshoku
Anime Gifs
WSG MAKO MANKANSHOKU.gif File:WSG MAKO MANKANSHOKU PORTRAIT.png Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.
12
  RB
Rhino Eggs
Animal/Nonsensical Gifs
WSG RHINO EGGS.gif File:WSG RHINO EGGS PORTRAIT.png Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)
13
  CMF
Smells Like Ass
YLYL Gifs
WSG SMELLS LIKE ASS.gif File:WSG SMELLS LIKE ASS PORTRAIT.png A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)
10
  CMF
Abandon Thread
Reaction Gifs
WSG ABANDON THREAD.gif File:WSG ABANDON THREAD PORTRAIT.png Fuck this thread I’m out!
10
  AMF
Cool Guy
Vintage Internet Gifs
WSG COOL GUY.gif File:WSG COOL GUY PORTRAIT.png IT'S COOL GUY!

COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!

3
  GK
LOL DIDN'T READ
Reaction/Denial Gifs
WSG LOL DIDN'T READ.gif File:WSG LOL DIDN'T READ PORTRAIT.png ← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!
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Jet Preacher
YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs
WSG JET PREACHER.gif File:WSG JET PREACHER PORTRAIT.png Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.
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Seamless Loops
Aesthetic Gifs
WSG SEAMLESS LOOPS.gif File:WSG SEAMLESS LOOPS PORTRAIT.png When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.
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Stephen Colbert
Reaction Gifs
WSG STEPHEN COLBERT.gif File:WSG STEPHEN COLBERT PORTRAIT.png He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.
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The Raptor
Rekt Gifs
WSG THE RAPTOR.gif File:WSG THE RAPTOR PORTRAIT.png Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.
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Lemongrab
Cartoon Gifs
WSG LEMONGRAB.gif File:WSG LEMONGRAB PORTRAIT.png Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"
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The Carlton
YGYL/Reaction Gifs
WSG THE CARLTON.gif File:WSG THE CARLTON PORTRAIT.png The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.
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Roka Shibasaki
Anime Gifs
WSG ROKA SHIBASAKI.gif File:WSG ROKA SHIBASAKI PORTRAIT.png The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.
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Big Shake
YGYL/Nonsensical Webms
File:WSG BIG SHAKE.webm File:WSG BIG SHAKE PORTRAIT.png The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!
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.webm Megathread
Self Explanatory
WSG WEBM MEGATHREAD.gif File:WSG WEBM MEGATHREAD PORTRAIT.png "Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."
With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.
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Cup Stacking Otter
Animal/Cute Gifs
WSG CUP STACKING OTTER.gif File:WSG CUP STACKING OTTER PORTRAIT.png Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.
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  RMF
Ema Yasuhara
Anime Webms
File:WSG EMA YASUHARA.webm File:WSG EMA YASUHARA PORTRAIT.png ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI...
A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.)
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Jessica Nigri
>E-Celeb Gifs
WSG JESSICA NIGRI.gif File:WSG JESSICA NIGRI PORTRAIT.png It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.
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SISTAR
K-Pop Gifs
File:WSG SISTAR.webm File:WSG SISTAR PORTRAIT.png Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!
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Michael Bay
Explosion Edit Gifs
WSG MICHAEL BAY.gif File:WSG MICHAEL BAY PORTRAIT.png IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS.
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Cinemagraphics
Comfy/Aesthetic Gifs
WSG CINEMAGRAPHICS.gif File:WSG CINEMAGRAPHICS PORTRAIT.png The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time.
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Genki Sudo
Weird Japanese Gifs
WSG GENKI SUDO.gif File:WSG GENKI SUDO PORTRAIT.png Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled.
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  DMF
Space Commander
Space/Zero-G Gifs
WSG SPACE COMMANDER.gif File:WSG SPACE COMMANDER PORTRAIT.png Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity.
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Umaru-chan
Anime Gifs
File:WSG UMARU-CHAN.webm File:WSG UMARU-CHAN PORTRAIT.png WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
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Rick Hentai
Musical Webms
File:WSG RICK HENTAI.webm File:WSG RICK HENTAI PORTRAIT.png ♪I want a hentai girl for me to make me happy♫ ♪I want her so I can stop using my hand every single day while watching アニメ♫
♪I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams♫ ♪I want to feel her touch mainly on my crotch♫
♪I want my own hentai girl and she would sing♫
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Danny Mainus
Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms
File:WSG DANNY MAINUS.webm File:WSG DANNY MAINUS PORTRAIT.png There are two things to understand when talking about Mainus:
1: Mainus is comfortable in the back
2: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him
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Horrifying Planet
Animal/Creepy Gifs
WSG HORRIFYING PLANET.gif File:WSG HORRIFYING PLANET PORTRAIT.png All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.
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  DMF
Shotgun Chicken
Rekt/Exploitable Webms
File:WSG SHOTGUN CHICKEN.webm File:WSG SHOTGUN CHICKEN PORTRAIT.png GET CLUCKED!
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56 Chicken Nuggets
Nonsensical Gifs
WSG 56 CHICKEN NUGGETS.gif File:WSG 56 CHICKEN NUGGETS PORTRAIT.png A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)
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Raven
Cartoon Webms
WSG RAVEN.gif File:WSG RAVEN PORTRAIT.png TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.
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Shinobu Oshino
Anime Webms
WSG SHINOBU OSHINO.gif File:WSG SHINOBU OSHINO PORTRAIT.png Ka ka.
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Ear Rape
Bait'n'Switch Webms, Self Explanatory
File:WSG EAR RAPE.webm File:WSG EAR RAPE PORTRAIT.png ♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫
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ASMR
Psychological/Aesthetic/Comfy Audio Webms
File:WSG ASMR.webm File:WSG ASMR PORTRAIT.png uh... hey guys... listen, I'm just going to breathe into your ear really softly while this virtual divegrass player softly wrestles the ball away from you. [soft whooshing noises] [swooshing intensifies]
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  AMF
Brent Rambo
Reaction Gifs
WSG BRENT RAMBO.gif File:WSG BRENT RAMBO PORTRAIT.png If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.
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There Is Bear Cum!
Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms
File:WSG THERE IS BEAR CUM!.webm File:WSG THERE IS BEAR CUM! PORTRAIT.png THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!!
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Hōsei Tsukitei
Weird Japanese/Gaki no Tsukai Webms
File:WSG HOSEI TSUKITEI.webm File:WSG HOSEI TSUKITEI PORTRAIT.png Gaki no Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target.
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CRAYON POP
K-Pop Webms
File:WSG CRAYON POP.webm File:WSG CRAYON POP PORTRAIT.png Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!
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  CMF
Lord Dominator
Cartoon Gifs
WSG LORD DOMINATOR.gif File:WSG LORD DOMINATOR PORTRAIT.png She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally.

After all, she's the Bad Guy.

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KAZOOBIE KAZOBO
Ear Rape Webms
File:WSG KAZOOBIE KAZOBO.webm File:WSG KAZOOBIE KAZOBO PORTRAIT.png Everybody knows that Kazoobie Kazoos are some of the loudest in the world, but now we have the loudest kazoo you can get...
THE KAZOOBIE KAZOBO!!!
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Samurai Jack-off
Cartoon Webms
File:WSG SAMURAI JACK-OFF.webm File:WSG SAMURAI JACK-OFF PORTRAIT.png
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Araragi Koyomi
Anime Webms
WSG ARARAGI KOYOMI.gif File:WSG ARARAGI KOYOMI PORTRAIT.png WHY CAN'T HE HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS?

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THESE WAIFUS.

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Dodger Leigh
>E-Celeb Webms
File:WSG DODGER LEIGH.webm File:WSG DODGER LEIGH PORTRAIT.png Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.) (Nope :^))
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Scott Sterling
Sports/YLYL Gifs
WSG SCOTT STERLING.gif File:WSG SCOTT STERLING PORTRAIT.png THE MAN.
THE MYTH.
THE LEGEND.
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  CB
Steel or Feathers
Limmy's Show Webms
File:WSG STEEL OR FEATHERS.webm File:WSG STEEL OR FEATHERS PORTRAIT.png What weighs more, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
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Fuck♂You
Gachimuchi Webms
File:WSG FUCK YOU.webm File:WSG FUCK YOU PORTRAIT.png Ok man lets go, why dont you get out of that leather stuff and ill strip out of this and we'll settle it right here on the pitch.
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Sam Hyde
Politically Incorrect Webms
File:WSG SAM HYDE.webm File:WSG SAM HYDE PORTRAIT.png IT WAS ME, I DID IT ALL!
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  DMF
Hard Knock Life
Rekt Webms
File:WSG HARD KNOCK LIFE.webm File:WSG HARD KNOCK LIFE PORTRAIT.png 'Stead of Treated, They Got Tricked

'Stead of Kisses, They Got Rekt

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Markets of Britain
YLYL/British Humor Webms
File:WSG MARKETS OF BRITAIN.webm File:WSG MARKETS OF BRITAIN PORTRAIT.png
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Somebody Toucha Mah Spaghet
Cartoon Webms
File:WSG SOMEBODY TOUCHA MAH SPAGHET.webm File:WSG SOMEBODY TOUCHA MAH SPAGHET PORTRAIT.png
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  CMF
Dustiness Ford Lalatina
Anime Webms
File:WSG DUSTINESS FORD LALATINA.webm File:WSG DUSTINESS FORD LALATINA PORTRAIT.png
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Interstellar Spin
YLYL/Exploitable Webms
File:WSG INTERSTELLAR SPIN.webm File:WSG INTERSTELLAR SPIN PORTRAIT.png
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Slavic Faucet Folk
Slav/Musical Webms
File:WSG SLAVIC FAUCET FOLK.webm File:WSG SLAVIC FAUCET FOLK PORTRAIT.png
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Long Long Man
Weird Japanese Webms
File:WSG LONG LONG MAN.webm File:WSG LONG LONG MAN PORTRAIT.png
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Eight Awesome Angles
YTPMV Webms
File:WSG EIGHT AWESOME ANGLES.webm File:WSG EIGHT AWESOME ANGLES PORTRAIT.png
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Bongo Cat
Exploitable/Musical Webms
File:WSG BONGO CAT.webm File:WSG BONGO CAT PORTRAIT.png
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The Grabbler
Politically Incorrect Webms
File:WSG THE GRABBLER.webm File:WSG THE GRABBLER PORTRAIT.png
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Aesthetic Warfare
War/Weaponry Webms
File:WSG AESTHETIC WARFARE.webm File:WSG AESTHETIC WARFARE PORTRAIT.png
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Where's the Caveman?
YTP Webms
File:WSG WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN.webm File:WSG WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN PORTRAIT.png
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  CB
Thanks, Obama!
Infomercial Fail Gifs
WSG THANKS OBAMA!.gif File:WSG THANKS OBAMA! PORTRAIT.png It’s all your fault, asshole!
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  AMF
Gondola
Comfy Webms
WSG GONDOLA.gif File:WSG GONDOLA PORTRAIT.png Take it easy, sit back and relax; a philosophy we can all embody.