User:Skywelker

Old /vr/ manager, now tester and face maker with a 3-2-6 cup record.

You can contact me at skywelkertests@gmail.com, but I only look at it like once a month.

Player Statistics

Medals

Name	Matches played	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Doomguy	23	19	3	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Kacho Arino	23	9	10	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Vectrex	6	1	0	Active	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup -
Segata Sanshiro	4	1	1	Contract Expired	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
>filters	17	3	6	Active	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
7000 Skeletons	2	0	0	Demoted	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Vile	17	1	1	Sacked	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Others

Name	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Gunpei Yokoi	-	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
>ebay	-	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Stick Straw	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup
Cockroaches	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Invitationals

Name	Goals scored	Assists
Doomguy	2	0
Kacho Arino	1	1
Vile	1	0
Gunpei Yokoi	0	2

Notable retired players

Name	Picture	In-game	Description
Cockroaches			Hold on, why did the console stop working? Let me open it up an- OH FUCK IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED COCKROACHES INSIDE. That's right, they tend to move into old things, so be becareful when buying stuff.
Vile			This motherfucker will jump into his ride armor, run your shit over, then get out and kick you to death. If you kill him, he will just come back stronger to wreck your shit even harder.
Nwabudike Morgan			"Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements." CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Tre/vr/			The board-tan of /vr/. Tre/vr/ is a laid-back guy who has a passion for retro games.
NOT RETRO			From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just doesn't want to use /v/.
Pat Lawlor			Video game and pinball machine designer.
Stick Straw			One of the four playable characters from the japanese arcade game Ninja Baseball Bat Man.
Vectorman			The protagonist of 2 great platformers on the Sega Genesis/Master System that, as many other great games during that era, Sega just simply stopped giving a fuck about to make more Sonic games. He is here to show everyone the true power of BLAST PROCESSING.

Detailed Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
89	Powerglove			You plug it in like any joystick. But the similarity stops there. Because now you don't just guide the action. You're in the action.	Defensive Goalkeeper
70	7000 Skeletons			Sandro is back to create a proverbial wall to enhance the /vr/ defence. And by "proverbial" I mean "made of skeletons". Good luck scoring, the goal is behind 7000 skeletons.	Defensive Goalkeeper

Left-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
92	Kirby			Small, pink, devours his opponents. While not tall enough to intercept crosses, Kirby still plays a crucial defensive role.	Offensive Fullback
30	MAME			While there's a lot of arguing on what emulator to use for certain consoles, MAME is the go-to emulator for arcade games.	Offensive Fullback

Right-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
69	Greedy Reseller			Scum. The bane of video game collecting, all these people care about is profit and ripping others off. Online auction sites are full of them.	Offensive Fullback
97	AERIS DIES			OH SHIT, SPOILERS! Seriously though, one of the most well known scenes in video game history.	Offensive Fullback

Center-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
60	Osamu Sato			He was not only the main designer, but also made the music for the surreal PS game LSD: Dream Emulator.	-
87	Megaman			The main protagonist of one of the most well known retro franchises.	-
85	Tim Follin		-	An excellent music composer. Too bad most of his work was for shovelware.	-
88	Kinaman88		-	A knowledgeable russian fellow, who makes videos about the games he played as a kid.	-

Defensive Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
34	CRT			Listen, if you want an authentic retro gaming experience, you will need a CRT, it's a huge factor. Huge enough to cover the goal up, in fact.	Anchorman
98	Banjo			Main Protagonist in the Banjo Kazooie series, Banjo is a honey bear always ready for adventure. After 2 hit titles on the N64, all hope seemed lost for a new game in the series when Microsoft finally announced Nuts & Bolts. After that Banjo hasn't been the same, he is here now in the /vr/ team to wash away the filth and guilt of Microsoft raping him and your childhood all at once.	Anchorman
9	Doc Louis			Formerly a heavyweight boxing champion, then Little Mac's coach, and now a defensive player for /vr/.	Anchorman

Center Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
82	Vectrex			A console that used vector graphics and came out in the early 1980s. It wasn't a commercial success, but to this day it still has a fanbase.	Box-to-Box Weighted Pass
41	Gunpei Yokoi			One of the greatest people to ever grace gaming. He's most known for creating the the D-pad and the Game Boy. Died a tragic death in 1997.	Weighted Pass
95	Virtual Boy			The first portable video game console capable of displaying true 3D graphics. Too bad it flopped.	Weighted Pass
1	My Dad			My dad works at Nintendo and got me the new Mario & Sonic crossover game. Yeah, it's real. What? You want to come over to try it? I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone. It would get my dad fired!	Weighted Pass

Attacking Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
91	The Duke	-	-	BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL. I'M HERE TO SCORE GOALS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM.	Hole Player
13	Jewkarting	-	-	Roller Coaster Tycoon is a fun game where you design your own amusement park and jew your guests out of their fortune.	Hole Player

Second Strikers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
72	Kacho Arino			Captain of the team and star of the japanese TV hit Game Center CX, where he challenges retro games.	Creative Playmaker Mazing Run Weighted Pass One-touch Pass Outside Curler
52	>filters			Absolutely disgusting.	Trickster Mazing Run Marseille Turn
96	Bubsy			You wanted to see him play, we made him a player. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?	Super Sub

Center Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
93	Doomguy			WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12 ON THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! HUH? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR... KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME!	Target Man Speeding Bullet Acrobatic Finishing First-time Shot Outside Curler

Special Players

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
22	Segata Sanshiro			A player who's always ready to remind you that you must play the Sega Saturn! Originally a player for /f/, he will always join /vr/ as a silver player, whenever his main team isn't participating in the competition.