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Founded shortly after the controversial 2012 Winter Cup, /toy/ was molded for success. The Chinese Government "hired" hundreds of 12 year old workers to put together winning group of athletes. /toy/'s recent success has been a shock to many throughout the football world, and as their star continues to rise they set their light-piped gaze on even greater glory. | Founded shortly after the controversial 2012 Winter Cup, /toy/ was molded for success. The Chinese Government "hired" hundreds of 12 year old workers to put together winning group of athletes. /toy/'s recent success has been a shock to many throughout the football world, and as their star continues to rise they set their light-piped gaze on even greater glory. | ||
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Founded shortly after the controversial 2012 Winter Cup, /toy/ was molded for success. The Chinese Government "hired" hundreds of 12 year old workers to put together winning group of athletes. /toy/'s recent success has been a shock to many throughout the football world, and as their star continues to rise they set their light-piped gaze on even greater glory.
Change Log
Important: If you have any suggestions regarding the roster, anthem, goal horns, or whatever, please go to the talk:/toy/ page or please speak up when a thread is made.
April 13 2013: Post friendly rearrangement, new export, etc.
October 13 2013: Sorry for posting so late. I posted friendlies, the new export, the new goal horns, new anthem, new victory anthem, added more goals and records to the list. I also added an official assist record tracker. Madoka is currently in the lead with 2 assists.
December 23 2013: My third roster change has been made. Thew Adams is replacing Customs Agent. My first change was replacing Pomock with Screwholes. My second change was replacing Clusterfuck with Customs Agent.
January 8 2014: Winter Cup friendlies tactics put up
May 22 2014: Uploaded /toy/ stadium to the wiki for the 2014 summer friendlies
May 28 2014: Put up friendlies tactics for the summer friendlies
To do: Make a "you knoe who? we knoe who!" chant (I have no idea when this will get done, probably never unless I can find a good chants making person)
Introduction
/toy/ has done badly in friendly matches, where their manager is sidelined for the most part. However, in the 2012 Spring Babby Cup, /toy/ was very impressive. They came in second in their group with two wins and a draw, coming in second to /cgl/ on goal differential. However, a rematch against the Seagills saw /toy/ move forward and qualify after a memorable 4-4 match going to penalties. Sadly, /toy/ lost to /d/, and their Babby Cup Cinderella story was cut short. They did qualify for the 2012 Summer Cup, where they hoped to improve even more after hiring a manager.
After more disappointment in friendly matches, the 2012 4Chan Summer Cup has seen /toy/ gain some respect as a football association. After topping their group with 2 Wins and a Draw, similar to their performance in the Babby Cup, they received a bye in the Knockout Round, being the third highest seed, automatically advancing to the Quarterfinals. /toy/'s run would again end early, losing to cup champions /sp/ in the semi finals. /toy/ was named Underdog of the Year for their performance, and top scorer Woody tied for 3rd in the Golden Boot competition with /sp/'s Messi, both having 9 goals. Following the return of manager Tinker/toy/ after a short hiatus, /toy/ came in second in the 2013 Winter Cup, with Woody and Madoka Titus tying for the Golden Boot with 9 goals a piece. /toy/ looked forward to the next major Cup event, with glowing light piped eyes.
However, 2013 4chan Summer Cup, /toy/ performed poorly in the first two group stage matches, with a 2-0 loss against /mu/, and a 1-1 draw against an unmanaged /x/. Tinker/toy/ had gone mad stating in the 4chan cup IRC that he was throwing the game against /x/. Despite a huge window of opportunity being opened after /x/'s 4-1 loss to /mu/, Tinker would switch all the players out before the fateful encounter with /c/, including the medal players. Kinder Eggs, an AMF, was /toy/'s goalkeeper for this match. The match that followed was an awful 0-0 draw that guaranteed /toy/'s relegation.
It didn't take long for /toy/ to redeem themselves in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. They got a comeback win against /vg/ to win 3-2, disappointingly lost to /fa/ 0-2, and then Woody unleashed his touch and got a hat-trick to beat /e/ 3-1. They finished second in their group with 6 points, right after /fa/. They started out in the knockouts against /adv/, winning 2-0. They quickly went on to get a 2-0 lead against /gd/, but they got a consolation goal in the dying minutes of the 2nd half to finish it 2-1. A Madoka Titus hat-trick and 2 assists lead /toy/ to the finals after beating /pol/ 5-3. In the finals, it was a rematch of the Group B match between /toy/-/fa/. This time, the scoreline was flipped 2-0 in favour of /toy/, earning them their first ever cup. DawgamusPrime now leads the team to the Winter Cup to get revenge for what happened last time.
/toy/ came into the 2014 4chan Winter Cup strong and confident after two friendly wins, 1-0 over /m/ and 3-0 over /mlp/. They got drawn into the group of death with /h/, /y/, and /co/. It didn't take long to get a 2-1 win over /h/ which gave them an upper hand advantage. A very tense and close match against /co/ got /toy/ 1-0 early on, but resulted 1-2 because of some Ham Hands spaghetti. The match against /y/ was clearly one-sided, but Yaranaika scored late on and crashed the game, seeing Boris ATTEMPT to rig, despite failing to do so miserably, eventually ending 2-2. They went into the round of 16 against the only team to not concede a single goal in the group stages, /gif/, which ended 1-0. In one of the most hype quarter-finals, /toy/ went up 2-0, and then gave up the lead eventually going 2-4 down. Everybody fought back with everything to redeem themselves, but to no avail; it ended 3-4 in a very sad /toy/ loss.
Data
Team & Faces
Official Squad and Formations (2014 Summer Cup): http://www.mediafire.com/download/v3b0w7efbklgvyr/toy_-_2014_Summer_Cup_Export.rar
TOY STADIUM (2014 Summer Cup): http://www.mediafire.com/download/91yhsq8tw1pw7q8/REAL_TOY_STADIUM.rar
Chants
Current Chants: http://www.mediafire.com/download/5zy750htt5xhtup/
Alternate Goal Horns
1986 Transformers Lion Theme for Optimus Prime (please make sure to start it at :25 seconds) - http://youtu.be/GOhnKIVLzOw?t=25s
Other Anthems
Victory Anthem: Dare by Stan Bush - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9t6IqYtccs
Stadium
https://www.mediafire.com/?xn2ssbvcq5dc750
Players
Main Article: /toy/ Roster
Statistics
For complete match history see /toy/ Match History.
Official Matches
As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in Gray have been voided.
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result |
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February 26, 2012 | /f/ | Friendlies SpBC2012 | 1 - 2 |
March 4, 2012 | /b/ | Friendlies SpBC2012 | 2 - 2 |
March 11, 2012 | /tg/ | Friendlies SpBC2012 | 2 - 3 |
March 23, 2012 | /vp/ | Group Stage SpBC2012 | 2 - 0 |
March 24, 2012 | /cgl/ | Group Stage SpBC2012 | 1 - 1 |
March 25, 2012 | /s/ | Group Stage SpBC2012 | 1 - 0 |
March 31, 2012 | /cgl/ | Qualifier SpBC2012 | 5 - 4 |
March 31, 2012 | /d/ | Quarter-Finals SpBC2012 | 0 - 4 |
April 21, 2012 | /diy/ | Friendlies SuC2012 | 1 - 0 |
May 5, 2012 | /v/ | Friendlies SuC2012 | 1 - 2 |
June 9, 2012 | /m/ | Friendlies SuC2012 | 1 - 2 |
June 13, 2012 | /3/ | Group Stage SuC2012 | 2 - 0 |
June 14, 2012 | /v/ | Group Stage SuC2012 | 2 - 2 |
June 15, 2012 | /tg/ | Group Stage SuC2012 | 3 - 2 |
June 15, 2012 | /n/ | Quarter-Finals SuC2012 | 4 - 1 |
June 15, 2012 | /sp/ | Semi-FInals SuC2012 | 1 - 2 |
June 15, 2012 | /m/ | Third Place SuC2012 | 0 - 4 |
September 8, 2012 | /o/ | Friendlies AuBC2012 | 3 - 2 |
September 15, 2012 | /mlp/ | Friendlies AuBC2012 | 1 - 2 |
September 30, 2012 | /soc/ | Friendlies AuBC2012 | 0 - 1 |
December 22, 2012 | /a/ | Friendlies WiC2013 | 2 - 0 |
February 8, 2013 | /soc/ | Group Stage WiC2013 | 5 - 2 |
February 10, 2013 | /pol/ | Group Stage WiC2013 | 5 - 0 |
February 16, 2013 | /h/ | Group Stage WiC2013 | 1 - 1 |
February 23, 2013 | /jp/ | Round of 16 WiC2013 | 4 - 0 |
February 24, 2013 | /wg/ | Quarter-Finals WiC2013 | 3 - 1 |
February 24, 2013 | /cm/ | Semi-Finals WiC2013 | 4 - 2 |
February 24, 2013 | /sp/ | Final WiC2013 | 2 - 3 |
April 7, 2013 | /pol/ | Friendlies SpBC2013 | 2 - 1 |
April 13, 2013 | /u/ | Friendlies SpBC2013 | 1 - 1 |
July 13, 2013 | /m/ | Friendlies SuC2013 | 2 - 0 |
July 21, 2013 | /sp/ | Friendlies SuC2013 | 1 - 1 |
August 16, 2013 | /mu/ | Group Stage SuC2013 | 0 - 2 |
August 18, 2013 | /x/ | Group Stage SuC2013 | 1 - 1 |
August 24, 2013 | /c/ | Group Stage SuC2013 | 0 - 0 |
September 29, 2013 | /s/ | Friendlies AuBC2013 | 1 - 3 |
October 5, 2013 | /tg/ | Friendlies AuBC2013 | 3 - 1 |
November 15, 2013 | /vg/ | Group Stage AuBC2013 | 3 - 2 |
November 17, 2013 | /fa/ | Group Stage AuBC2013 | 0 - 2 |
November 23, 2013 | /e/ | Group Stage AuBC2013 | 3 - 1 |
November 30, 2013 | /adv/ | Round of 16 AuBC2013 | 2 - 0 |
December 1, 2013 | /gd/ | Quarter-finals AuBC2013 | 2 - 1 |
December 1, 2013 | /pol/ | Semi-finals AuBC2013 | 5 - 3 |
December 1, 2013 | /fa/ | Final AuBC2013 | 2 - 0 |
January 11, 2014 | /m/ | Friendlies WiC2014 | 1 - 0 |
January 25, 2014 | /mlp/ | Friendlies WiC2014 | 3 - 0 |
February 14, 2014 | /h/ | Group Stage WiC2014 | 2 - 1 |
February 16, 2014 | /co/ | Group Stage WiC2014 | 1 - 2 |
February 22, 2014 | /y/ | Group Stage WiC2014 | 2 - 2 |
March 1, 2014 | /gif/ | Round of 16 WiC2014 | 1 - 0 |
March 2, 2014 | /a/ | Quarter-finals WiC2014 | 3 - 4 |
May 31, 2014 | /trv/ | Friendlies SuC2014 | 1 - 2 |
June 6, 2014 | /pol/ | Friendlies SuC2014 | 1 - 0 |
Invitationals
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result |
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December 25, 2012 | /o/ | 2012 Christmas Cup Boss | 3 - 0 |
March 16, 2013 | /wg/ | Cup Finalists Cup | 3 - 2 |
March 16, 2013 | /sp/ | Cup Finalists Cup | 2 - 1 |
March 16, 2013 | /3/ | Cup Finalists Cup Finals | 3 - 0 |
March 22, 2014 | /h/ | Tottoric Up 2 | 3 - 1 |
March 22, 2014 | /v/ | Tottoric Up 2 | 1 - 3 |
March 22, 2014 | /co/ | Tottoric Up 2 | 3 - 0 |
Goal Scorers
UPDATED MARCH 22 2014
Player Name | Total Goals (Invitationals) |
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Woody | 51(8) |
Madoka Titus | 26(4) |
Matty | 8(2) |
Optimus Prime | 8 |
Kinder Eggs | 5 |
You knoe who? | 2 |
My Nugga | 0(1) |
Player Name | Hat Tricks (Invitationals) |
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Woody | 4(1) |
Madoka Titus | 3 |
Assisters
Player Name | Total Assists (Invitationals) started 9/29/13 |
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Madoka Titus | 10 |
Optimus Prime | 6(2) |
You knoe who? | 6 |
Woody | 3(2) |
Matty | 3(1) |
Kinder Eggs | 1(1) |
My Nugga | 1 |
O.T. Chainsaw | 1 |
Total Team Goals (Invitationals included): 102(120)
Total Goals Against (Invitationals included): 75(82)
Team Record in Cup Games: 20-6-7 (60.60%)
Team Record in Friendlies: 9-3-7 (47.37%)
Team Record in Invitationals: 6-0-1 (85.71%)
Rivalries
/m/ - "Mecha Madness"
/m/ and /toy/ are as close as a brother and sister in West Virginia. The showdown of Transformers and Gundam has exactly 0 anticipation, but these dorks want to see it happen.
/v/ - "/v/ pls go"
/toy/ was a peaceful, insular little board for a very long time. Then, one fateful day, two figmas changed everything. Link and Samus, highly articulated, very good looking figures were released, and like a tsunami they came. The /v/tards. Complaints about shipping, prices, fragile figures, questions about how and where to buy figures. Loyal /toy/ soldiers fought back against the onslaught of idiots, and the day was won, but /toy/ must remain ever vigilant in the face of vidya figmas. It can and will happen again.
/mlp/ - "Hasbrowl"
Friendship may be magic, but not the kind of friendship /mlp/ brings to the table. /toy/ would much rather stick to generation 1 ponies and let mlp:fim cancer stay in its respective board.
/s/ - "sex-toy"
There has not been much of a background relationship between /s/ and /toy/. Although, we do know that when they meet eachother, the famous scoreboard shines in everybody's eyes, sex vs. toy.
Honors
Team Awards
- 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Tied for 8th Place
- 2012 4chan Summer Cup: 4th Place, Underdog of the Tournament
- 2013 4chan Winter Cup: 2nd Place, Best Goal, Team of the Tournament
- 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 1st Place, Bandwagoner's Choice, Team of the Tournament
- 2014 4chan Winter Cup: 5th Place
- Cup Finalists Cup: Champions
- Tottoric Up 2: 3rd Place
Individual Awards
Woody:
- Golden Boot 2013 4chan Winter Cup
- Golden Ball 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Madoka:
- Golden Boot 2013 4chan Winter Cup
- Golden Ball 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Ham Hands:
- Golden Glove 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Awards
2012 Summer Underdog | 2013 Winter Best Goal | 2013 Winter Team of the Tournament |
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