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Cascadia, the regions of British Columbia, Washington, and Oregon forming together to make their own nation. We are one, raise the Doug!
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==Roster==
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{{sq player |bg=start |no=2 |pos=LB |ptype=4 |name=The REAL Columbia}}
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{{sq player |bg=start |no=5 |pos=RB |ptype=4 |name=The Rain City}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=6 |pos=DMF |ptype=4 |name=Beautiful British Columbia}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=7 |pos=LMF |ptype=4 |name=Juan de Fuca plate go BRRRRRRTTT}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=8 |pos=RMF |ptype=4 |name=Cascade Mountains}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=9 |pos=LWF |ptype=4 |name=This is Grunge}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=10 |pos=CF |ptype=4 |name=Protest everything everyday}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=11 |pos=SS |ptype=4 |name=Join the Sasquatch Militia}}
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{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |ptype=4 |name=Taking a day trip to Victoria BC}}
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{{sq player |no=23 |pos=RMF |ptype=4 |name=Everyday is a hiking day}}
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==Roster Description==
{| class="wikitable"
! width=20%; scope="col" style="background:#121CC0;color:#FFFFFF"| Player
! width=65%; scope="col" style="background:#085D05;color:#002200"| Description
|-
| The Doug || The true official name of Cascadia's flag.
|-
| The REAL Columbia || What could have been the name of Washington, until the fuckers in DC complained it would confuse the two "states"<br>
-So much easier then Washington and Washington DC...
|-
| Cascadia Derby || The best 3* teams of the MLS play in Cascadia, Who can stop us? Nobody!<br>
-*You have to get good eventually Whitecraps
|-
| Stumptown (O)|| Named for the amount of stumps left over from land growth in Portland. Now used for their booming coffee businesses.
|-
| The Rain City (W)|| Seattle's secondary nickname based on all the rain they get.
-Just don't come here during Summer, it really downpours everyday "wink"
|-
| Beautiful British Columbia (B)|| British Columbian's really want to know it's really Beautiful to the point it's on their license plates.
|-
| Juan de Fuca plate go BRRRRRRTTT || Waiting for that one earthquake that will end us all tbh.
|-
| Cascade Mountains || Most of the volcano's are here. Please don't wake them up Juan.
|-
| This is Grunge (W)|| God the 80's and 90's were a trip, sure would be a shame if I got depressed and pulled a shotgun on myself...
|-
| Protest Everything Everyday (W)|| Rent too high? Protest! Hate plastic bags ruining the environment? Protest! Protest? Protest!
|-
| Join the Sasquatch Militia || Comes with a free Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie and all the ORE rations you can eat.
-Mmm Octopus!
|-
| Tim's Potato Chips (W)|| Goat chip company. Big fan of the Hawaiian BBQ one.
|-
| {{greentext|Vaughncouver}} (B)|| Imagine being the best team of the season and getting blown out game 7 at home
-I'd fucking drunk riot as well.
|-
| Columbia Sportswear (O)|| This is the main clothes to stay warm during the cold.
-which is almost every single day
|-
| Tillamook Cheese (O)|| Weird name, awesome dairy products. Try to get there early so you can watch them make the cheese in person.
|-
| Taking a day trip to Victoria BC (B)|| A rare beautiful day has arrived. Gonna take a boat trip on a lark.
|-
| Seattle Freeze (W)|| Seattleites don't like non Seattleites in a "I want to get to know you" way. Find a friend somewhere else, pal.
|-
| Fuck USA! || The rest of the USA are a bunch of gun totting, red hat wearing, pieces of shit. But it's nice and comfy here
-Can you fuck off already?
|-
| Portlandia (O)|| Sketch comedy show based in Portland. Lasted 8 seasons, won 4 Emmys.
|-
| Whistler Blackcomb (B)|| British Columbia's proud ski resort. Also hosted 2010 Winter Olympic sports.
|-
| You have died of dysentery (O)|| Come out west on the Oreg- Oops, you died of Dysentery. F.
|-
| CAFF || Cascadia Association Football Federation. USA may have a terrible soccer team, but at least these guys can fucking win!
|-
| Everyday is hiking day || No matter what the weather may be. If its daylight, it's time to hike!
-Do watch out for cougars and bears though
|-
|}

Revision as of 10:20, 6 December 2020

Cascadia, the regions of British Columbia, Washington, and Oregon forming together to make their own nation. We are one, raise the Doug!

/cascadia/
We Are One
Cascadia logo.png
/cascadia/ - Cascadia
Founded 1813
Manager Thomas Jefferson
IRL manager McBob
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color 085D05
Fresh Douglas Fir Green
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain
Website /cascadia/ - Cascadia
Nickname The Dougs
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem O' Cascadia
Goal horn Cascadia
Washington Goalhorn Smells Like Teen Spirit
Oregon Goalhorn Louie Louie
British Columbia Goalhorn 2011 Vancouver Canucks Playoff Entrance Song
Kits


Roster

No. Position Player
1
GK
The Doug
2
LB
The REAL Columbia
3
CB
Cascadia derby
4
CB
Stumptown
5
RB
The Rain City
6
DMF
Beautiful British Columbia
7
LMF
Juan de Fuca plate go BRRRRRRTTT
8
RMF
Cascade Mountains
9
LWF
This is Grunge
10
CF
Protest everything everyday
11
SS
Join the Sasquatch Militia
No. Position Player
12
GK
Tim's Potato Chips
13
GK
>Vaughncouver
14
LB
Columbia Sportswear
15
LB
Tillamook Cheese
16
CB
Taking a day trip to Victoria BC
17
CB
Seattle Freeze
18
RB
Fuck USA!
19
RB
Portlandia
20
LMF
Whistler Blackcomb
21
LMF
You have died of dysentery
22
RMF
CAFF
23
RMF
Everyday is a hiking day

Roster Description

Player Description
The Doug The true official name of Cascadia's flag.
The REAL Columbia What could have been the name of Washington, until the fuckers in DC complained it would confuse the two "states"

-So much easier then Washington and Washington DC...

Cascadia Derby The best 3* teams of the MLS play in Cascadia, Who can stop us? Nobody!

-*You have to get good eventually Whitecraps

Stumptown (O) Named for the amount of stumps left over from land growth in Portland. Now used for their booming coffee businesses.
The Rain City (W) Seattle's secondary nickname based on all the rain they get.

-Just don't come here during Summer, it really downpours everyday "wink"

Beautiful British Columbia (B) British Columbian's really want to know it's really Beautiful to the point it's on their license plates.
Juan de Fuca plate go BRRRRRRTTT Waiting for that one earthquake that will end us all tbh.
Cascade Mountains Most of the volcano's are here. Please don't wake them up Juan.
This is Grunge (W) God the 80's and 90's were a trip, sure would be a shame if I got depressed and pulled a shotgun on myself...
Protest Everything Everyday (W) Rent too high? Protest! Hate plastic bags ruining the environment? Protest! Protest? Protest!
Join the Sasquatch Militia Comes with a free Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie and all the ORE rations you can eat.

-Mmm Octopus!

Tim's Potato Chips (W) Goat chip company. Big fan of the Hawaiian BBQ one.
>Vaughncouver (B) Imagine being the best team of the season and getting blown out game 7 at home

-I'd fucking drunk riot as well.

Columbia Sportswear (O) This is the main clothes to stay warm during the cold.

-which is almost every single day

Tillamook Cheese (O) Weird name, awesome dairy products. Try to get there early so you can watch them make the cheese in person.
Taking a day trip to Victoria BC (B) A rare beautiful day has arrived. Gonna take a boat trip on a lark.
Seattle Freeze (W) Seattleites don't like non Seattleites in a "I want to get to know you" way. Find a friend somewhere else, pal.
Fuck USA! The rest of the USA are a bunch of gun totting, red hat wearing, pieces of shit. But it's nice and comfy here

-Can you fuck off already?

Portlandia (O) Sketch comedy show based in Portland. Lasted 8 seasons, won 4 Emmys.
Whistler Blackcomb (B) British Columbia's proud ski resort. Also hosted 2010 Winter Olympic sports.
You have died of dysentery (O) Come out west on the Oreg- Oops, you died of Dysentery. F.
CAFF Cascadia Association Football Federation. USA may have a terrible soccer team, but at least these guys can fucking win!
Everyday is hiking day No matter what the weather may be. If its daylight, it's time to hike!

-Do watch out for cougars and bears though

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