/vst/

/vst/
Arma et Butyrum
/vst/ - Video Games/Strategy
Founded April 24th, 2021 Manager N/A Owner Germany (For now...) IRL manager RealPilky !!yRsASYbCxQc Team colors Chat color 231F20 Gun Powder Black Ranking N/A Highest rank N/A (N/A) Lowest rank N/A (N/A) Top scorer KANE LIVES (2) Top assister Nuclear Gandhi (2) Captain KANE LIVES Website /vst/ - Video Games/Strategy Nickname The a/vst/ists Home ground Armchair General
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 1 0 2 50%
GF GA GD 3 2 +1
Biggest win /fit/  1–2  /vst/ July 23, 2021 Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match /toy/  1–1  /vst/ July 11, 2021
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Hell March Victory Anthem Empire Earth Main Theme Goal horn Total Annihilation KANE LIVES 3+ Goals Horn No Mercy Nuclear Gandhi Goal Horn TUNAK TUNAK TUN WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD Goal Horn Silent Orchestra
Kits

The second child of the 3rd Balkanization of /v/, /vst/ is home to the greatest strategic minds of a generation. Raised on the battlefields of X-Com and Command & Conquer, their skill at leading men to their deaths is unrivaled across the boards. All who dare oppose the unshakable will of /vst/ will crumble before them, as long as nobody forgets to build their pylons.

ALERT: Board moderation appears to have reversed their policy regarding the presence of a team thread on /vst/, regroup at the Discord server.

Team History

Spring 2021--Early Campaigns

As a new team set to debut upon the greatest stage of all time, /vst/ launched training operations at a frenzied pace, determined to establish themselves as a major power in the World Cup. It should be noted (despite any claims, official records, or video evidence to the contrary) that /vst/ did not participate in Beta Bowl II, and even if it had, it most certainly would not have spooned out with a -5 GD. What can be determined, however, is that around this time, /vst/ gained crucial knowledge of what does not work, and like the Soviet Union after the Winter War, set out to correct these deficiencies.

After a period of wargames and skirmishing, /vst/ next took to the Spring Friendlies. Whereas other teams foolishly wasted this opportunity on meme strats and wild formations, /vst/ came to conquer, defeating mighty /m/ and establishing dominance over their little brother /vm/. All in all, /vst/ came out of the friendlies with a commanding 3-1 record, proving to all that they are a force to be reckoned with.

With their training complete, /vst/ now sounds the drums of war. With >Kane at their head, and the indomitable will of the board behind them, the team marches to the World Cup, and to glory.

Roster

Advanced Build Menu

No. Position Player 1   GK >no 110% speed 4   CB Giant Pile of DLC 5   CB Metal Boxes 6   RB "Glad you could make it, [BOARD]." 3   LB YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS 7   CMF El Presidente 8   CMF Artificial """Intelligence""" 9   LMF Wololo 10   RMF ">99% Chance to hit." 12   SS KANE LIVES 11   CF Nuclear Gandhi

No. Position Player 2   GK Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches 13   CB Is PES a Strategy Game? 14   CB Nuclear Launch Detected 20   CB Panzerkampfwagenphilia 21   CB Horatio 19   LB ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE 17   RB Tall/Wide 23   CMF ABIBA TOOT 16   CMF MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI 22   CMF WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD 15   CMF King Gedivilas of Chadtuania 18   CMF Karl Franz

Match History

Official

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
July 11, 2021	/toy/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-1 D	KANE LIVES  25'
July 23, 2021	/fit/	2021 4chan World Cup	2-1 W	KANE LIVES  10' >99% Chance to Hit  30'

Unofficial

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 30, 2021	/m/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	1-1 (4-3 PK) W	Wololo  19'
May 8, 2021	/his/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-0 L
May 9, 2021	/vrpg/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	3-1 L	Wololo  56'
May 15, 2021	/wsg/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	3-2 W	>99% Chance to Hit  37' Nuclear Gandhi  53', 57'
May 21, 2021	/vm/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-1 W	Tall/Wide  66' Nuclear Gandhi  78'

Rivalries

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