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/vip/

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/vip/ - Very Important Posts

Founded

August 18th, 2021

IRL manager

Cancermania !!qKIL+Mjo+rU

Team colors

Chat color

EDE261
4chan GOLD

Ranking

N/A

Highest rank

N/A (N/A)

Lowest rank

N/A (N/A)

Top scorer

Register a GOLD Account (13)

Top assister

[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] (10)

Captain

[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view]

Website

/vip/ - Very Important Posts

Nickname

/vip/pers

Historic performance

7	3	3			13				53.85%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
24	22	+2

Biggest win
/vip/	3–0	/vst/
June 5, 2022

Biggest defeat
/vip/	1–5	/pol/
June 5, 2022

First match
/trash/	2–3	/vip/
November 20, 2021

Elite Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A

Team music

Anthem	20 Dollars "Slenderman Edition"
Victory Anthem	Manic Drive - VIP

Goal horn	Tanasinn - No Identity
Register a GOLD Account Horn	Spandau Ballet - Gold
[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] Horn	4chan Pass - Friday Night Call - /v/ The Musical IV
test Horn	This is a Test
THIS IS A SLOW BOARD Horn	LISA: The Painful OST - Forever Turbo Heat Dance

Kits

Home kit
Away kit

Team History

Prologue

The 9th of December of 2016, the first recorded effort to make a /vip/ team started. However, the discussion thread made by HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED, did more against the prospect of a future /vip/ team than anything. The thread in question is a perfect display of what a manager shouldn't do. The lack of common sense shown by the manager made his >polls and the thread a perfect target for trolls coming from /4ccg/ and /admin/ members who were rightfully pissed off at the whole thing. It also didn't help that the board was born 2 months before and that it had zero culture. The official /vip/ wiki page was locked indefinately the day after the thread was made. 20 days later, the manager lost his shit so hard that he quit, leaving the team on the hands of a team supporter and starting to post random shit about his life and pony porn. As a wise anon said at the end of the thread, >If I kill myself, will this nightmare go away? How did /vip/ let this happen?

If you want to see that shitfest, here it is: https://archived.moe/vip/thread/47266

The 3rd of October 2017, Incoming made a meme team composed of edited captcha images for invitationals. Despite him making a tactical export, the aesthetics were never made and he left the project unfinished. At least, he offered the wiki, his ideas and the tactical export to anyone willing to make a /vip/ team either seriously or for >fun. The 18th of August 2018, someone made a thread on /vip/ suggesting a possible entry on the 4CC. However, the thread gathered almost no attention whatsoever and the intentions from one of the posters made the thread's death look like the best possible outcome. In 2019, an anon apparently tried to come up with a /vip/ team of his own but was unable to think of a roster for it.

Modern Era

The 18th of August 2021, the Eternal /vip/ 4CC Thread was created. Due to a lack of interest and the /vip/ janny waking up from his sleep and deleting the thread, the board didn't put any input into a future team. However, the poster behind the thread decided to keep coming up with ideas for a possible invitational team that would resemble in some way what /vip/ has to offer, even on an unofficial level. After months of aesthetic making and tactical autism, /vip/ made it's official debut in the Banned Bowl '21, where the team faced other banned boards like /trash/, a dying /qa/, and > /j/. The team managed to dominate group stage, performing a clean sweep and getting into the finals, where /j/ got its revenge and won 2-0. Nevertheless, a second place exceeded the initial expectations management had and efforts were made to take part in a friendly against /biz/ at the end of April 2022.

The following month, just after the end of the 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup, /vip/ took part in a sixteen team tournament for new and struggling managers, Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition. In group stage, the team managed to win their first match against /vst/ and draw their next three matches, which guaranteed them a spot in the second round of playoffs. After a win against /aoba/, the team made it to the knockouts, where they got a second win against /vst/ in quarterfinals but lost to eventual winners /pol/ in the semifinals. Finally, a third place match win against /captsuba/ would make the team finish in 3rd among the best teams of the tournament.

Contact Info

If you have suggestions, useful skills or you are simply interested in supporting the /vip/ team, consider sending me a message through Discord: Cancermania#4840

Exports

Banned Bowl '21

(Fixed) Tactical Export: >tictacs
(Fixed) Aesthetics Export: At least I tried
Audio Export: The Best Music Selection for /vip/
Ball: It's a very expensive disappointment

Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition

Tactical Export: We do not talk about the first tactical export for this league
Aesthetics Export: This time with 100% less broken kits!
Audio Export: Now with ☆VIP STAR☆ as the Knockouts Anthem!
Ball: It's still a very expensive disappointment

Roster

No.

Position

Player

4

	GK

HOW?

15

	CB

Special Privileges When?

17

	CB

>he paid to post this

18

	LB

VPN Autism

36

	RB

What if we aren't Very Important?

84

	DMF

Have a Spooky Halloween, /vip/!

53

	CMF

RRROLLLLL YOUR PANTIES, TOO

404

	LMF

test

54

	RMF

THIS IS A SLOW BOARD

20

	SS

[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view]

999

	CF

Register a GOLD Account

No.

Position

Player

69

	GK

CUCKED BY CAPTCHA

666

	CB

>another dump thread

14

	CB

cock.png

91

	CB

>having a unique board culture

545

	LB

[s4s] does NOT belong on /vip/

47

	LB

SUWAKO

105

	RB

WHAT CAN WE DO TO FIGHT THIS MENACE

9

	RB

STRELIZIA!

0

	CMF

POORFAGS BTFO

22

	CMF

>renewing

68

	DMF

>tfw this thread will be here for years

99

	DMF

/vip/ IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 20, 2021	/trash/	Banned Bowl '21	3-2 W	Register a GOLD Account 25', 34' THIS IS A SLOW BOARD 56'
November 20, 2021	/j/	Banned Bowl '21	2-0 W	Register a GOLD Account 12', 56'
November 20, 2021	/qa/	Banned Bowl '21	2-1 W	Register a GOLD Account 49', 71'
November 20, 2021	/j/	Banned Bowl '21	0-2 L
April 25, 2022	/biz/	Spring 2022 Monday Night Futbol	1-1 (3-1 PK) L	[This player requires a 4chan pass to view] 45' Register a GOLD Account test THIS IS A SLOW BOARD [This player requires a 4chan pass to view]
May 27, 2022	/vst/	Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition	3-2 W	[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] 45+0', 55', 80'
May 28, 2022	/pol/	Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition	1-1 D	[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] 61'
May 29, 2022	/vh/	Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition	1-1 D	[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] 45+7'
June 3, 2022	/gura/	Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition	2-2 D	[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] 10' THIS IS A SLOW BOARD 87'
June 4, 2022	/aoba/	Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition	3-2 W (a.e.t)	Register a GOLD Account 9', 30', 112'
June 5, 2022	/vst/	Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition	3-0 W	Register a GOLD Account 4', 26' [This player requires a 4chan Pass to view] 33'
June 5, 2022	/pol/	Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition	1-5 L	Register a GOLD Account 34'
June 5, 2022	/captsuba/	Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition	1-0 W	THIS IS A SLOW BOARD 60'

Rivalries


N/A N/A
0-0-0

Awards & Honors

Banned Bowl '21
2nd Place
Golden Boot
Golden Glove
Golden Ball
Best Player
Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition
3rd Place
Least Exciting Team
Biggest Upset

Image Gallery

Image of the original /vip/ Banned Bowl '21 squad.
Banned Bowl '21 Group Stage (/vip/-/j/)
/aoba/'s HYP drawing for their match against /vip/
Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition Playoffs

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 |color= 4chan GOLD
 |anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=gT9r_-oHJV0
-|a_title=<span class="explain" title="Inspired by Icoming's meme team">20 Dollars "Slenderman Edition"</span></span>
+|a_title={{tt|20 Dollars "Slenderman Edition"|Inspired by Incoming's meme team}}
 |altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
-|altanthem1_title=<span class="explain" title="The only good thing that came out of the cursed 2016 thread">Manic Drive - VIP</span></span>
+|altanthem1_title={{tt|Manic Drive - VIP|The only good thing that came out of the cursed 2016 thread}}
 |altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=W1TAHyS285U
 |horn= youtube.com/watch?v=_4Ggsx1_2vk
-|gh_title=<span class="explain" title="Inspired by Incoming's meme team">Tanasinn - No Identity</span></span>
+|gh_title={{tt|Tanasinn - No Identity|Inspired by Incoming's meme team}}
 |altgh1_what= Register a GOLD Account Horn
 |altgh1_title= Spandau Ballet - Gold
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 |altgh3= youtube.com/watch?v=oRGOLnhbZPE
 |altgh4_what= THIS IS A SLOW BOARD Horn
-|altgh4_title=<span class="explain" title="RIP my nigga W2D">LISA: The Painful OST - Forever Turbo Heat Dance</span></span>
+|altgh4_title={{tt|LISA: The Painful OST - Forever Turbo Heat Dance|RIP my nigga W2D}}
 |altgh4= youtube.com/watch?v=EQVsQsUmu-I
 |nickname= /vip/pers
@@ Line 70: / Line 70: @@
 ===Prologue===
-The 9th of December of 2016, the first recorded effort to make a /vip/ team started. However, the discussion thread made by <span class="explain" title="Carbuncle">HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED</span></span>, did more against the prospect of a future /vip/ team than anything. The thread in question is a perfect display of what a manager shouldn't do. The lack of common sense shown by the manager made his {{greentext|polls}} and the thread a perfect target for trolls coming from /4ccg/ and /admin/ members who were rightfully pissed off at the whole thing. It also didn't help that the board was born <span class="explain" title="According to 4chan's Blotter: October 4th 2016">2 months</span></span> before and that it had <span class="explain" title="Which according to most people, is still the case">zero culture</span></span>. The official /vip/ wiki page was locked indefinately the day after the thread was made. 20 days later, the manager lost his shit so hard that he quit, leaving the team on the hands of a <span class="explain" title="Swase, who was advised to drop the project">team supporter</span></span> and starting to post random shit about his life and pony porn. As a wise anon said at the end of the thread, {{greentext|If I kill myself, will this nightmare go away? How did /vip/ let this happen?}}
+The 9th of December of 2016, the first recorded effort to make a /vip/ team started. However, the discussion thread made by {{tt|HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED|Carbuncle}}, did more against the prospect of a future /vip/ team than anything. The thread in question is a perfect display of what a manager shouldn't do. The lack of common sense shown by the manager made his {{greentext|polls}} and the thread a perfect target for trolls coming from /4ccg/ and /admin/ members who were rightfully pissed off at the whole thing. It also didn't help that the board was born {{tt|2 months|According to 4chan's Blotter: October 4th 2016}} before and that it had {{tt|zero culture|Which according to most people, is still the case}}. The official /vip/ wiki page was locked indefinately the day after the thread was made. 20 days later, the manager lost his shit so hard that he quit, leaving the team on the hands of a {{tt|team supporter|Swase, who was advised to drop the project}} and starting to post random shit about his life and pony porn. As a wise anon said at the end of the thread, {{greentext|If I kill myself, will this nightmare go away? How did /vip/ let this happen?}}
 If you want to see that shitfest, here it is: https://archived.moe/vip/thread/47266
-The 3rd of October 2017, {{Anonymous|Incoming}} made a meme team composed of edited captcha images for invitationals. Despite him making a tactical export, the aesthetics were never made and he left the project unfinished. At least, he offered the wiki, his ideas and the tactical export to anyone willing to make a /vip/ team either seriously or for {{greentext|fun}}. The 18th of August 2018, someone made a thread on /vip/ suggesting a possible entry on the 4CC. However, the thread gathered almost no attention whatsoever and the <span class="explain" title="Spamming /4ccg/ and making up stuff for the roster... Carbuncle, is that you?">intentions</span></span> from one of the posters made the thread's death look like the best possible outcome. In 2019, an anon apparently tried to come up with a /vip/ team of his own but was unable to think of a roster for it.
+The 3rd of October 2017, {{Anonymous|Incoming}} made a meme team composed of edited captcha images for invitationals. Despite him making a tactical export, the aesthetics were never made and he left the project unfinished. At least, he offered the wiki, his ideas and the tactical export to anyone willing to make a /vip/ team either seriously or for {{greentext|fun}}. The 18th of August 2018, someone made a thread on /vip/ suggesting a possible entry on the 4CC. However, the thread gathered almost no attention whatsoever and the {{tt|intentions|Spamming /4ccg/ and making up stuff for the roster... Carbuncle, is that you?}} from one of the posters made the thread's death look like the best possible outcome. In 2019, an anon apparently tried to come up with a /vip/ team of his own but was unable to think of a roster for it.
 ===Modern Era===
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 ===Banned Bowl '21===
-* '''<span class="explain" title="Modified to update FPC settings assigned to players">(Fixed)</span></span> Tactical Export:''' [https://files.catbox.moe/zzzwrh.rar >tictacs]
+* '''{{tt|(Fixed)|Modified to update FPC settings assigned to players}} Tactical Export:''' [https://files.catbox.moe/zzzwrh.rar >tictacs]
-* '''<span class="explain" title="Fixed Kit Configs. All aesthetics should show up as originally intended">(Fixed)</span></span> Aesthetics Export:''' [https://files.catbox.moe/ujd8r6.rar At least I tried]
+* '''{{tt|(Fixed)|Fixed Kit Configs. All aesthetics should show up as originally intended}} Aesthetics Export:''' [https://files.catbox.moe/ujd8r6.rar At least I tried]
 * '''Audio Export:''' [https://files.catbox.moe/v0979g.rar The Best Music Selection for /vip/]
 * '''Ball:''' [https://mega.nz/file/feRW1ZTb#UbaExlCAIizB9LspX1WJONrHk4LbladUPzuXGyeSYDo It's a very expensive disappointment]
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 !width=1%|Position
 !width=225px|Player
-{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="since4pass">HOW?</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=GK |name={{tt|HOW?|since4pass}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="never ever">Special Privileges When?</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Special Privileges When?|never ever}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="why">{{greentext|he paid to post this}}</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=CB |name={{tt|{{greentext|he paid to post this}}|why?}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="I live in a shithole">VPN Autism</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=LB |name={{tt|VPN Autism|I live in a shithole}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=36 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Don't worry anon. Here, have your imaginary /cm/ bf">What if we aren't Very Important?</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=36 |pos=RB |name={{tt|What if we aren't Very Important?|Don't worry anon. Here, have your imaginary /cm/ bf}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=84 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Slowpoke wishes you a nice vacation way too late">Have a Spooky Halloween, /vip/!</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=84 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Have a Spooky Halloween, /vip/!|Slowpoke wishes you a nice vacation way too late}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=53 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="The power of Folding, Standing and Arranging">RRROLLLLL YOUR PANTIES, TOO</span></span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=53 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|RRROLLLLL YOUR PANTIES, TOO|The power of Folding, Standing and Arranging}}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=404 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="explain" title="test">test</span></span>}}
+{{sq silver player |no=404 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|test|test}}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=54 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="explain" title="And the thread still lives to this day">THIS IS A SLOW BOARD</span></span>}}
+{{sq silver player |no=54 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|THIS IS A SLOW BOARD|And the thread still lives to this day}}}}
-{{sq gold player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="[This explanation requires a 4chan pass to view]">[This player requires a 4chan pass to view]</span></span>}} {{captain}}
+{{sq gold player |no=20 |pos=SS |name={{tt|[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view]|[This explanation requires a 4chan pass to view]}}}} {{captain}}
-{{sq gold player |no=999 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="$9.99 for a limited time @ 4chan.org">Register a GOLD Account</span></span>}}
+{{sq gold player |no=999 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Register a GOLD Account|$9.99 for a limited time @ 4chan.org}}}}
 |}
 | width="1%" |
@@ Line 129: / Line 129: @@
 !width=1%|Position
 !width=225px|Player
-{{sq player |no=69 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="couldn't solve the new captcha">CUCKED BY CAPTCHA</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=69 |pos=GK |name={{tt|CUCKED BY CAPTCHA|couldn't solve the new captcha}}}}
-{{sq player |no=666 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="who is behind these threads?">{{greentext|another dump thread}}</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=666 |pos=CB |name={{tt|{{greentext|another dump thread}}|who is behind these threads?}}}}
-{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="gets to draw anything, draws cock">cock.png</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|cock.png|gets to draw anything, draws cock}}}}
-{{sq player |no=91 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="why have one?">{{greentext|having a unique board culture}}</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=91 |pos=CB |name={{tt|{{greentext|having a unique board culture}}|why have one?}}}}
-{{sq player |no=545 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Change to pls pots on [s4s] when playing against them">[s4s] does NOT belong on /vip/</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=545 |pos=LB |name={{tt|[s4s] does NOT belong on /vip/|Changes to pls pots on [s4s] when playing against them}}}}
-{{sq player |no=47 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="What do we like about her? Something Apparently.">SUWAKO</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=47 |pos=LB |name={{tt|SUWAKO|What do we like about her? Something Apparently.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=105 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="spam a tank">WHAT CAN WE DO TO FIGHT THIS MENACE</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=105 |pos=RB |name={{tt|WHAT CAN WE DO TO FIGHT THIS MENACE|Imagine knowing how to use the SJIS tags properly}}}}
-{{sq player |no=9 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Strelly still lives">STRELIZIA!</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=9 |pos=RB |name={{tt|STRELIZIA!|Strelly still lives}}}}
-{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="kek, they can't even pay 20$">POORFAGS BTFO</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|POORFAGS BTFO|/vip/-tan is the perfect embodiment of every /vip/per's hatred of poorfags}}}}
-{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Pass user since 2022">{{greentext|renewing}}</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|{{greentext|renewing}}|Pass user since 2022}}}}
-{{sq player |no=68 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="tfw">{{greentext|tfw this thread will be here for years}}</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=68 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|{{greentext|tfw this thread will be here for years}}|tfw}}}}
-{{sq player |no=99 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Amen">/vip/ IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD</span></span>}}
+{{sq player |no=99 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|/vip/ IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD|Amen}}}}
 {{sq end}}
@@ Line 245: / Line 245: @@
 == Awards & Honors ==
 <gallery>
-File:Bannedbowl21.png|'''Banned Bowl '21'''<br>2nd Place<br><span class="explain" title="Register a GOLD Account. Technically shared with /qa/'s Ausfreak due to 3rd place match autism">Golden Boot</span></span><br><span class="explain" title="HOW?. Shared with /qa/'s Rangebans">Golden Glove</span></span><br><span class="explain" title="[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view]">Golden Ball</span></span><br><span class="explain" title="Register a GOLD Account">Best Player</span></span>
+File:Bannedbowl21.png|'''Banned Bowl '21'''<br>2nd Place<br>{{tt|Golden Boot|Register a GOLD Account. Technically shared with /qa/'s Ausfreak due to 3rd place match autism}}<br>{{tt|Golden Glove|HOW?. Shared with /qa/'s Rangebans}}<br>{{tt|Golden Ball|[This player requires a 4chan Pass to view]}}<br>{{tt|Best Player|Register a GOLD Account}}
-File:Akko_League_3_ver2.png|'''Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition'''<br>3rd Place
+File:Akko_League_3_ver2.png|'''Super Akko League III Turbo HYPER INT Edition'''<br>3rd Place<br>{{tt|Least Exciting Team|Apparently that's what happens when your team has a slow playstyle}}<br>{{tt|Biggest Upset|/vip/'s 3-0 win against /vst/ in Quarterfinals. Shared with /3ds/'s 4-3 win against /cbj/. Even I don't know why this is considered as big of an upset, but people voted for it so it must be a great upset, right?}}
 </gallery>

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