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/pol/

卐 /pol/ Pride World Wide 卐

/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

Founded

January 8th, 2012

Manager

Shlomo Goldbergstien

Owner

The Rothschilds

IRL manager

AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw

Team colors

Chat color

dd0000
Third Reich Red

Ranking

15 (

4)

Highest rank

3 (April 14th, 2013)

Lowest rank

36 (March 2nd, 2014)

Top scorer

Stormfront (46)

Top assister

Hitler (6,000,000)

Captain

Hitler

Website

/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

Nickname

/pol/and

Historic performance

28	5	20			53				52.83%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
0	0	0

Biggest win
/pol/	5–2	/int/
July 20th, 2013

Biggest defeat
/m/	5–0	/pol/
March 31st, 2012

First match
/lit/	0–3	/pol/
February 12th, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A

Team music

Anthem

Die Flut Kommt

Goal horn

Erika

Kits

It's happening. Soon.

Gas The Kikes Race War Now

Welcome to /pol/. Having maintained an exceptional record since our cup debut in the 2012 Spring Babbies, /pol/ has established itself as a force to be reckoned with. The team's distinctively aggressive and relentless brand of divergrass has made it infamous among the 4CC community, in addition to earning us a reputation for delivering entertaining games. We look forward to continuing our march to victory in the 2014 Autumn Cup, and proving once and for all through its superior tactics and ability that /pol/ is, in fact, the Master Race.

History

In January 2012, our dear leader Cozmo !911.RhllEE was unanimously elected as the first manager of /pol/. Thanks to his divine intelligence and infallible judgement, /pol/ became the best team in the history of the 4chan cup. /pol/ began its proud tradition of proving its superiority and dominance over the other racially inferior boards with its first ever outing in a friendly against /lit/. This left the liberal hipsters with their shit shoved in and /pol/ walking away with a 3-0 ass rape. Ron 'Doom' Paul set the goal'd standard with two screamers and Stormfront scoring the turd. Match fixing, election rigging and sneaky Mossad Ref infiltration by das Juden was the order of the day. Nonetheless, we still won comfortably thanks to a large supporter turnout cheering the team on with white power songs and nazi cake. /pol/ then drew 0-0 with /x/ in a shameful display that disgraced the Aryan nation. We clearly scored one goal at the end, but the African tribe referee was too busy hunting white wimmenz and did not count it. On March 3rd, /pol/ played against the whores of /s/, winning a decisive 3-1 victory, with Doom Paul scoring twice. We continue marching on, our destiny on the horizon. March 23rd, 2012 - D-Day. The invasion of /mlp/ began as expected with Stormfront besieging the weak defensive foundations of Ponyland. Through the blood, sweat & tears of the team, Stormfront clinically scored 4 goals with finesse and technical ability, and completed the rout of the gay Untermensch Pony lovers. The game ended with a decisive 4-2 victory for /pol/. On February 24th, 2013, a day that shall live in infamy, mere moments before our beloved Cozmo was to lead /pol/ to a sure victory against /sp/ in the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup Semi-Final, he was poisoned by a Mossad agent. Though the murderer was swiftly captured and executed, the poison, made from the concentrated foreskins of 6 million innocent Aryan babies, was too powerful for even the dear leader to resist. During his final moments with us, the great Cozmo, in an ultimate act of compassion, allowed /sp/ to win the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup. After our incorruptible leader ascended into heaven, a period of turmoil ensued as no successor had been chosen. One called Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U named himself manager and ruled for a brief time. However, he proved himself unable to meet the great responsibilities of the most honorable Cozmo. On March 1st, 2013, in our greatest hour of need, his eternal magnificence spoke to Weasel from the great beyond, and revealed Weasel's loyal assistant, SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY, to be the destined heir to management of /pol/. The ever-selfless Cozmo granted to young SeeSaw all of his unequaled knowledge and cunning so that he might continue our righteous crusade against the wicked forces of degeneracy for many cups to come. In addition, all blind /pol/ users were made to see.

In SeeSaw's absence, it seemed that Cozmo had descended from on high to lead /pol/ to glorious victory in the Summer Cup of 2013. After consecutive losses to /ck/, /co/ and /sci/, in which Doompaul snatched but one measly goal and /pol/ were stripped of their Nuevo Elite status, 'Cozmo' was quoted as saying "Oy Vey, it's like another Shoah!". It was at that moment that /pol/ realised what had happened. This 'Cozmo' was not the dear leader returned for one last glorious victory, but a JIDF shill determined on wrecking the master race and encouraging crossboard race-mixing. Such damage had been done that /pol/ even suffered a 4-1 defeat against the degenerates from /lgbt/ in SeeSaw's first match back in control, the darkest day for /pol/ to date.

The Autumn Cup bore greater successes for a resurgant /pol/, dismantling the disinformation shitposters of [s4s] and the untermensch betas of /r9k/. A particular highlight of Autumn 2013 was the systematic dismantling of the weeaboo degenerates at /y/, Stormfront scoring a hattrick in a 3-0 victory which secured his golden boot. The future of the Reich looked safe in the hands of new manager Rowan, but no citizen of the Great /pol/ack Empire expected what would happen next. It turned out that all along, the Jooz had infested the 4chan Cup Commission as well, and when Rowan had the audacity to spend an extra 18 minutes making sure that the /pol/ team was as masterrace as the board deserved, it is said that the residual heat from the hand rubbing of DrBorisGoldbergstein was enough to power a turbine that would have delivered power to 14.88% of the world. /pol/ were disqualified, and relegated once again, to face the ignominy of another Babby Cup.

But what a cup it was. It was prophesised in the annals of /pol/ that a Megababby needed a Megateam to win it, and that was precisely what /pol/ provided. In the group stages, /adv/, /co/ and /lit/ were all comfortably dispatched, with Doompaul even saving the winning goal against /lit/ until 90+ minutes, all in the name of livening up the show. In another display of pure Aryan sportsmanship, /pol/ even deliberately played poorly against /k/ to allow a fellow superior-tier board to progress to the round of 16, valiantly sacrificing their 12-point masterrace status. In the knockout rounds, /pol/ overcame the Kampf against /po/, /e/ and /diy/ to set up a final clash against /fa/. It was at this point that the shillbots in the 4CCC lost control - they simply could not handle the level of based contained within the match. The sheer Jewishness of the commentary threatened to overshadow /pol/'s goosestep towards Babby Cup Victory, but in the end nothing can stop the Aryan race, and Doompaul secured a 107th minute goal to secure an extra-time victory.

Summer 2014 was the last running of the cup under the Weimar Government of DrBorisG, and /pol/ determined that it must redpill this ten-gallon-tipping shillbot one last time before he retired. In a group with the pretenders to Elite status /asp/, professional dub checkers [s4s] and mental illness containment board /soc/, /pol/ achieved the ultimate mindfuck - launching a false crusade and subsequently getting themselves relegated along with all other good teams in order to make the next Babby Cup actually an Elite in disguise. Summer was a mere test run for the crusading armies. Jerusalem, and Winter, awaits /pol/'s glory. The Autumn campaign begins now comrades.

Promo

/pol/ Promo 4ChanCup

Special Anthems

The Mass -Deus Vult Edition. For when we're doing God's work.

Nagila Hava -Jews MOTM / Hattrick / Only /pol/ Player who scored goals.

Special Goalhorns

Oy Gevalt (when Jews scores)

Katyusha (when Natalia Poklonskaya scores)

British Grenadiers (when Nigel Farage scores)

Mundian To Bach Ke (when European Caliphate scores)

Leadership

January 12th, 2012 --- February 24th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
February 25th, 2013 --- March 1st, 2013: Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U
March 2nd, 2013 --- May 29th, 2013: SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY
May 29th, 2013 --- August 25th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
August 25th, 2013 --- December 1st, 2013: SeeSaw !!GodHeBsZkYC
January 9th, 2014 --- September 27th, 2014 : KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn
September 27th, 2014 --- ??? : AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw

Lineup

Main Article: /pol/ Roster (no yet remade)

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

JIDF

2

	CB

Red Pill

10

	CB

European Caliphate

18

	CB

GOD EXISTS

44

	DMF

Obongo

77

	DMF

Breivik

23

	CMF

Zimmerman

6

	LMF

Jews

88

	RMF

Hitler

14

	SS

Stormfront

16

	CF

Doom Paul

No.

Position

Player

3

	GK

Dorner

22

	GK

Assad

29

	CB

Daily Reminder

12

	CB

Straw Man

13

	CB

COME HOME WHITE MAN

24

	CB

Urban Youth

15

	CB

Degeneracy

4

	DMF

Euphoric Athiest

17

	DMF

Natalia Poklonskaya

23

	DMF

Penn Jillette

7

	CMF

Nigel Farage

28

	CMF

Ben Garrison

Tactics

Wehrmacht

Luftwaffe

Waffen ϟϟ

Rivalries

The /pol/ack is gifted with "/pol/ vision", allowing him to spot jewish influences revolving any given individual.

From the highest tree you shall hang, faggot.


"The Mental Illness Derby" A cesspit containing the most heavily mentally disordered and the most ungodly anons on the website, who attempt to justify their wicked degenerate behaviors by opting to endorse and support one of the most jewish of lobbies- "the LGBT movement". The act of defying God's Law will not be punished lightly, and it is /pol/- the Bastion of Morality- that must hang these heathens to rid us all from these toxic beacons of indecency and bring God's Blessings back to humanity. Let the Divegrass Crusade begin.
0-0-1


"The Horse-Slaughter Derby" Apparently unable to grasp the concept that no one likes them, the ponies seem to share one thing with all the other boards on 4chan: They secretly want to be like /pol/. Success breeds jealousy, and success is measured by achievement, and the /pol/acks are undoubtedly some of the most achieving members of their respective societies, so no wonder everyone is jealous of us. Some are discrete about it, while others such as /mlp/ just try too hard to associate themselves with /pol/. Well- no thank you. At least not until you're saved from your poor perspective regarding watching cartoons for little girls, or rubbing your genitals up against 2D horses. This cup, we'll knock you off the saddle.
2-0-0


"The /new/ Derby The day /new/ was shut down, /int/ was invaded by the newsman forces. The occupation instated by the then board-less politically minded was too much for the passive hugbox of AIDS ridden immigrant marxists of /international/ to take on, and thus /pol/ was created, a new home for those who wish to continue freely debating out world-saving ideas, and preparing for the inevitable (and sure to come really soon) Happening. The /int/ernationals are still disgruntled about the Great /new/ Invasion, and have grown even more allergic to the moral, reasonably ideals held by the vast majority of /pol/. Ironicly enough, without these people preserving their Nations, there would be no /int/. May we Blitzkrieg their pitch once more.
2-0-0

Records

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 12th, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Stormfront 12', 33' Doom Paul 67'
February 18th, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
March 3rd, 2012	/s/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Doom Paul 17', 28' Stormfront 90'
March 23rd, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	Stormfront 24', 30', 50', 54'
March 24th, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0 W	Stormfront 17', 43' Doom Paul 82'
March 25th, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Jews 18'
March 31st, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-5 L
April 14th, 2012	/int/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Doom Paul 61'
May 12th, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Hayek 74' Doom Paul 88'
June 2nd, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Hitler 86' Doom Paul 90+2'
July 13th, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	2-5 L	Doom Paul 45+2' Stormfront 82'
July 14th, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	Doom Paul 19' CLICK CLACK 45' (o.g.)
July 15th, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 W	Doom Paul 56' Stormfront 59', 73'
July 20th, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 19th, 2012	/trv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Doom Paul 19', 37'
September 15th, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Doom Paul 54' Hitler 79'
September 22nd, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Stormfront 13', 33' Doom Paul 68' (pen)
December 15th, 2012	/fit/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-5 L	Stormfront 84'
February 8th, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	3-1 W	Stormfront 67', 86', 89'
February 10th, 2013	/toy/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-5 L
February 16th, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Stormfront 74' Doom Paul 90+2'
February 23rd, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Stormfront 12' Doom Paul 74'
February 24th, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-1 W	Hitler 7' Stormfront 38', 78', 87'
February 24th, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L
February 24th, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Doom Paul 26' Stormfront 47' Hitler 65'
April 6th, 2013	/wg/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Stormfront 6', 40' Doom Paul 26'
April 7th, 2013	/toy/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Daily Reminder 6'
July 12th, 2013	/v/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
July 20th, 2013	/int/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	5-2 W	Hitler 19' Doom Paul 38', 72' Stormfront 50', 85' (pen)
August 17th, 2013	/ck/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L
August 23th, 2013	/co/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	Doom Paul 89'
August 25th, 2013	/sci/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
September 28th, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	Penn Jillette 8'
September 29th, 2013	/wg/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
November 16th, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup	2-1 W	Jews 39' Stormfront 80'
November 22nd, 2013	/r9k/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup	4-2 W	GOD EXISTS 13' Doompaul 15' Stormfront 16', 75'
November 24th, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup	3-4 L	Hitler 13' Stormfront 66', 80'
November 30th, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup	3-3 W (7-6 PK)	Hitler 39' Stormfront 93', 119'
December 1st, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup	3-0 W	Stormfront 10', 65', 79'
December 1st, 2013	/toy/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup	3-5 L	Hitler 16' Stormfront 45+', 70'
December 1st, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup	0-3 L
April 5th, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	3-0 W	Hitler 16' Zimmerman 35' Doom Paul 71'
April 6th, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	1-0 W	Jews 45+'
April 12th, 2014	/k/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	1-3 L	Stormfront 8'
April 18th, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	2-1 W	Stormfront 67' Doompaul 90+'
April 26th, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	3-2 W	Zimmerman 28' Hitler 36', 116'
April 27th, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	1-1 W (5-4 PK)	Stormfront 83'
April 27th, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	2-0 W	Stormfront 26', 71'
April 27th, 2014	/fa/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	2-1 W	Stormfront 76' Doompaul 107'
June 6th, 2014	/toy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
June 8th, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Zimmerman 9' Hitler 90+'
July 19th, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	Doompaul 47'
July 25th, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	Stormfront 34', 71'
July 27th, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
October 17, 2014	/jp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
October 24, 2014	/tg/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
October 26, 2014	/biz/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
November 1, 2014	/vr/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 7, 2012	/3/	2012 AAGMC Quarterfinals	6-2 W	Stormfront 2', 50', 65' Hitler 69' Jews 85' Doompaul 90+2'
April 7, 2012	/a/	2012 AAGMC Semifinals	0-1 L
October 12, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Heinrich Himmler 3'
October 12, 2013	/k/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
October 13, 2013	/jp/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	4-1 W	Reinhard Heydrich 19', 62' Adolf Hitler 67', 90+'
October 13, 2013	/trv/	2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals	2-4 L	Adolf Hitler 49' Reinhard Herdrich 70'
October 13, 2013	/sci/	2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff	2-1 W	Reinhard Heydrich 11' Adolf Hitler 61'
June 24, 2014	/twg/	Dtroit's Clusterfuck Invitational	1- 1 D	Zimmerman 90+'
June 24, 2014	/feg/	Dtroit's Clusterfuck Invitational	1- 0 L
September 13, 2014	/sci/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup ro16	2-0 W	Jews 4 Doompaul 28
September 14, 2014	/mlp/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Quarter Finals	4-3 W	Stormfront 15', 102 Doompaul 74',105+
September 14, 2014	/r9k/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Semi Finals	1-2 L	Jews 86
September 14, 2014	/vr/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup 3rd Place Playoff	1-0 W	Stormfront 8

Scorers

The Führer shows his love for the cheering /pol/acks after scoring a magnificent goal

Stormfront performs his signature goal celebration

Player	Career Goals
Stormfront	48
Doom Paul	25
Hitler	12
Jews	3
Zimmerman	3
Hayek	1
Daily Reminder	1
Penn Jillette	1
GOD EXISTS	1

Total Goals For: 97

Total Goals Against: 86

Team Record in Cup Matches: 20-2-15 (6 gorillion %)

Team Record in Friendlies: 9-3-6 (50%)

Team Record in Invitationals: 6-2-4 (37%)

last updated April 27th, 2014

Honors

Video Archive

Victory Over /s/, Autumn Babby Cup 2013: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17x0h4

Downloads

Stadium

Coming Soon™

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