/u/

/u/
But That's Forbidden Love
/u/ - Yuri
Founded July 2012 Manager Saya-chan-sensei Owner Lesbillionaire IRL manager retortelement !!sDQQboD5H1f Team colors Chat color E35496 Purist's Pink Ranking 5 Highest rank 5 (August 2014) Lowest rank 48 (May 2013) Top scorer Akemi Homura (25) Top assister Purest Form of Love (N/A) Captain Akkarin Website /u/ - Yuri Nickname /u/nicorns
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 15 13 7 35 42.86%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /u/  4–0  /fit/ August 16, 2013 Biggest defeat /u/  1–5  /mlp/ May 4, 2013 First match /u/  0–3  /trv/ July 20, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Pastel Pure Goal horn Yuru Yuri Dajiken
Kits

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSWF board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favourite girls' love.

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

No. Position Player 7   GK Madokami 8   CB Goggles 18   CB Onee-sama 4   LB Dying Arisawa 13   RB BEFRIENDING 3   DMF Sumisumi 26   CMF Spontaneous Combustion 14   AMF Akkarin 1   AMF Teru Time 10   SS Purest Form Of Love 6   CF Homucifer

No. Position Player 11   GK Spitting Distance 12   GK Not Blood Sisters 16   CB Ruined Birthday Party 20   CB Macarons 44   CB ANGST AND DRAMA 33   LB Nio-ssu 5   LB Cousins By The Way 51   RB Sanya V Litvyak 15   RB Science Babies 2   DMF Feito-chan 9   CMF Black Sunshine 79   CMF Ayaya

Tactical Layout

Preset 1

/u/ Formation: 4-1-2-1-2	Tactics Custom    Player Support  15    Support Range  10    Position Switch  5    Front Line Pressure  15    Defensive Line  10    Defensive Compactness  10    Shifting to Attack  15    Attack/Defence Level  15

Preset 2

/u/ Formation: 4-2-2-2	Tactics Custom    Player Support  15    Support Range  10    Position Switch  5    Front Line Pressure  15    Defensive Line  10    Defensive Compactness  10    Shifting to Attack  15    Attack/Defence Level  15

Preset 3

/u/ Formation: 4-1-3-2	Tactics Custom    Player Support  15    Support Range  10    Position Switch  5    Front Line Pressure  15    Defensive Line  10    Defensive Compactness  10    Shifting to Attack  15    Attack/Defence Level  15

Rivalries

/u/ vs. /lit/ - The Classyb Owl

A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.

/u/ vs. /a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl

/u/, being an offspring of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-chan can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.

/u/ vs. /y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl

Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, Y/u/ri will never truly forgive /Y/aoi for such an insult. The competition for /a/'s attention is a happy bonus for the victor.

/u/ vs. /c/ - The Purity Derby

Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other three time, twice during the early friendlies and once more recently, in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup. The first time was a 3-0 blowout by /u/ in the autumn friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the winter friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 Spring Babby Cup. Though they once were evenly matched in ranking, now /u/ is on the edge of the Top 5 whereas /c/ languishes near the lower end of the middle standings. Can /c/ finally tie up the head-to-head score and retake their original position alongside /u/?

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 18, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Teru Time  83'
September 1, 2012	/y/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L	-
September 2, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Homuhomu  27', 60', 90'
October 13, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H	2-3 L	Homuhomu  19', 88'
October 19, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H	1-2 L	Hartmann  10'
October 20, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H	0-0 D	-
December 15, 2012	/c/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Homuhomu  12', 66'
April 6, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-3 L	-
April 13, 2013	/toy/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Homuhomu  3'
May 4, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	1-5 L	Teru Time  76'
May 10, 2013	/r9k/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	3-0 W	Homuhomu  49' Purest Form of Love  82' Akkarin  87'
May 12, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	0-3 L	-
July 14, 2013	/m/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Homuhomu  40'
July 20, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Akkarin  45+'
August 16, 2013	/fit/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group D	4-0 W	Purest Form of Love  39' Homuhomu  52' Teru Time  60', 67'
August 18, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group D	3-3 D	Homuhomu  16', 42' Teru Time  52'
August 24, 2013	/int/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group D	2-1 W	Homuhomu  14' (pen), 75'
August 31, 2013	/wg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup RO16	1-2 L	Teru Time  51'
September 22, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Homuhomu  60'
October 5, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Homuhomu  19', 63'
January 12, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Akkarin  16' Homucifer  45' Purest Form of Love  68'
January 19, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Purest Form of Love  40', 75'
February 14, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group D	0-0 D	-
February 16, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group D	1-1 D	Homucifer  72'
February 22, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group D	1-2 L	Homucifer  35'
April 5, 2014	/sci/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	0-0 D	-
April 13, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-2 D	Black Sunshine  28' Teru Time  40'
April 19, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-1 W	Purest Form of Love  14' Akkarin  45+'
April 20, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-1 W	Purest Form of Love  20' Homucifer  47'
April 26, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup RO16	3-1 W	Purest Form of Love  23' Homucifer  26' Akkarin  74'
April 27, 2014	/tg/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals	0-1 L	-
June 6th, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Homucifer  39'
June 7th, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Homucifer  24' Teru Time  43'
July 19, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group F	1-0 W	Teru Time  87'
July 25, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group F	1-0 W	Purest Form of Love  63'
July 27, 2014	/cgl/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group F	1-1 D	Purest Form of Love  10'
August 2, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup RO16	4-1 W	Purest Form of Love  12', 54' Teru Time  36' Akkarin  90+'
August 3, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	1-2 L	Macarons  74'

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 22, 2012	/a/	Weeabowl Quarterfinals	3-1 W	Homuhomu  31', 71' Purest Form of Love  83'
December 22, 2012	/cm/	Weeabowl Semifinals	2-1 W	Homuhomu  39', 105+1'
December 22, 2012	/cgl/	Weeabowl Final	3-1 W	Homuhomu  46', 89' Teru Time  56'
June 15, 2013	/jp/	Tottoric Up Quarterfinals	3-1 W	Homuhomu  13', 54', 72'
June 15, 2013	/trv/	Tottoric Up Semifinals	3-0 W	Homuhomu  10', 82', 85'
June 15, 2013	/tg/	Tottoric Up Final	1-3 L	Homuhomu  75'
December 15, 2013	/h/	Weeabowl II Quarterfinals	0-1 L	-

Macaron Press

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Macaron Press 30th August 2013

Mascot

Name	Image	Description
Sealdoka		Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.

Honors

Team

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  Weeabowl: Champions

Individual

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  2014 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars: Akkarin

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  2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Purest Form of Love, Homucifer

Resources

Aesthetics

Stadium

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