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You know, I just had a thought. Doraph women stop growing at around the 130cm mark and Kumuyu is about there. She won't get any taller, and their hips and tits are big from childhood, so for Dorafs men those probably aren't the secondary sexual characteristics that get them hard. They probably look at the horns and are like "damn look at how big and smooth them horns look, I'd bang that while holding those handlebars". | |||
If there was ever a slice of life/ecchi anime made by dorafs for dorafs the female dorafs in the show would probably be groping each other's horns in the bath and while the show is probably making the doraf male otaku diamonds you'd have all the male and erune boys desperately waiting for the tit shots and getting mad at all the closeups of the horns. | |||
There would be those conversations between men where the human/erune/harvin men would be like "I'm an ass man" or "I'm a tits man" and then that one doraf guy pops in with "I'm a horns man" and the others would just be like "we know man, we know" | |||
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Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top <s>1000</s> 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level | Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top <s>1000</s> 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 225 cutie with their first <s>primal</s> highlander grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter {{tt|because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway|I'm sorry, but did TOOT already lose? Oh, that's right. The guild war isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the end of strike time. Does not having the lead after strike time count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the match is still on? TOOT is still grinding right now and they have been the best crew in /gbfg/ for how many years now? They're playing against one of the worst crews from reddit who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of their NEET seaniggers. But you know what? They still fucking suck. TOOT is one of the best fucking crews in the game, they went 4-0 last GW and would of become seeded if half their players didn't have to work. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when TOOT wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, HSP just went down by 10m honors, just like Lum2 did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-TOOT topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the crew because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking crews on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing. }}. But it's okay, at least you aren't in <s>Mistakes</s> <s>SOY</s> Nier!. | ||
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we can't keep losing
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You know, I just had a thought. Doraph women stop growing at around the 130cm mark and Kumuyu is about there. She won't get any taller, and their hips and tits are big from childhood, so for Dorafs men those probably aren't the secondary sexual characteristics that get them hard. They probably look at the horns and are like "damn look at how big and smooth them horns look, I'd bang that while holding those handlebars".
If there was ever a slice of life/ecchi anime made by dorafs for dorafs the female dorafs in the show would probably be groping each other's horns in the bath and while the show is probably making the doraf male otaku diamonds you'd have all the male and erune boys desperately waiting for the tit shots and getting mad at all the closeups of the horns.
There would be those conversations between men where the human/erune/harvin men would be like "I'm an ass man" or "I'm a tits man" and then that one doraf guy pops in with "I'm a horns man" and the others would just be like "we know man, we know"
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Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top 1000 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 225 cutie with their first primal highlander grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway. But it's okay, at least you aren't in Mistakes SOY Nier!.
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