/sci/

/sci/
What has science done?
/sci/ - Science & Math
Founded Jan. 6, 2012 Manager John Urschel IRL manager Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud Team colors Chat color 0047AB Cobalt Blue Ranking 5 ( 18) Highest rank 4 (August 2018) Lowest rank 54 (November 2016) Top scorer Shinichi Mochizuki (49) Top assister Richard Feynman (28) Captain Shinichi Mochizuki Website /sci/ - Science & Math Nickname /sci/entists, The Team of Science, /sci/borgs Home ground The Time Cube
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 45 32 52 129 34.88%
GF GA GD 213 232 -19
Biggest win /sci/  5–0  /diy/ November 1, 2015 Biggest defeat /sci/  1–7  /wg/ September 29, 2012 First match /d/  1–0  /sci/ February 11, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 12 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 5th, 2023 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 16 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 3rd, 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Science Rap G Victory Anthem Glorious Dawn Goal horn Weird Science Feynman Goalhorn Richard Feynman Playing Bongos Hawking Goalhorn The Galaxy Song von Braun Goalhorn Wernher von Braun Comeback Goalhorn Blinding Lights
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

Since the dawn of time, anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, over 10 years after the team's founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

Top: Jon Tooker, Wernher von Braun, Yukariposter, >carbon fiber hull, Bulgarian Element Hunting , Sun of Lava/Ice
Bottom: Norman Wildberger, Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman, You SHOULD be able to solve this
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 17   LB Yukariposter 20   CB >carbon fiber hull 118   CB Bulgarian Element Hunting 8   RB Carl Sagan 58   DMF Wernher Von Braun 34   CMF Stephen Hawking 11   AMF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 15   SS You SHOULD be able to solve this ℝ   SS Norman Wildberger

No. Position Player 69   GK Jon Tooker 43   LB Cool Science Facts 22   LB CS Pleb 96   CB Homo Engineer 3   CB Triple Integrals 112   CB 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 999   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 4   RB >biology >hard science 100   RB Sun of Lava/Ice 300   DMF 300k Starting 44   DMF Aspie African 9   DMF >>>/x/

Cup & Match History

Main Article: /sci/ History

The 2023 Winter Cup

The New Year for /sci/ began with being draw into Group C along with /k/, an autopilot /mu/ and one of its while white whale's /gd/. The first match against /k/ would set the tone for the rest of /sci/'s run with Shinichi Michizuki and Norman Wildeberger running up two goals at the 16th and 36th minutes as /k/ struggled to attack, only scoring during injury time before the half after some tactical changes. The game ended with a 2-1 victory for /sci/ after a relatively uneventful second half where /sci/ was still comfortably controlling the game but unable to convert again. The scoreline would repeat in /sci/'s second group stage game against /mu/, despite conceding a goal to a penalty kick Shinichi Mochizuki and Norman Wildberger would again both score to put /sci/ up 2-1 using a similar style of wide playstyle that had been used effectively used against /k/. While /sci/ sat on a solid 6 points after 2 wins, they were not yet safe going into grip weekend as /gd/ and /mu/ both sat on 3 points and thus a /sci/ loss to /gd/ and a win by /mu/ against /k/ could relegate /sci/ in a 6-6-0 group. Fortunately such a scenario never occurred, the game against /gd/ began with Shinichi Mochizuki scoring at the 8th minute, Glitch Art would respond on a through ball veling the game, then Richard Feynman scored at the 38th minute to put /sci/ ahead again only for Kerning to score leave the game at 2-2 by the end of the first half. Tactical changes were made to shore up /sci/'s defense, a draw would be sufficient to keep /sci/ elite, but unexpected spaghetti in /gd/'s goalbox allowed former goalkeeper and silver medal outfielder Stephen Hawking to score. Regardless of the close attempts by /gd/ to equalize the game once again in the last 10 minute of the match, /sci/ would triumph over one of it's white whales and advance to the knockouts on 9 points.

Finishing at the top of its group, /sci/ was seeded in the upper half of the bracket and would face /xs/ in the Round of 16. An initial goal at 9 minutes by Feynman put /sci/ on the board, and all appeared well in the first half with /sci/ firmly in control of the match even with the plethora of saves made by the /xs/ keeper, Hakuho. However, momentum would kick in for /xs/ in the second half and with the wind to their backs Pipebomb would score with just a little over 10 minutes left in regulation time. The game proceeding to extra time with a 1-1 at the end of 90 minutes, yet /sci/ would press forward as all the medals seamlessly passed the ball up the pitch for Norman Wildberger to score at the 100th minute, 11 minutes later Feynman would slip in the final dagger to bring the game to a 3-1 victory and advancing /sci/ to the quaterfinals. The final day of winter saw /sci/ play /cm/, the match began with a rough start as Kawrou Nagisa poached with kickoff abuse before the 5 minute mark. /sci/'s attack for the first half struggled to make out of its side of the pitch and even the /sci/entists made it into /cm/'s half they struggled to get into the box and make shots despite various tactical changes. Still down by 1 after the first half further changes to address the issues with passing finally yielded Mochizuki a goal to tie the game shortly after subs. Unfortunately, chocked shots by /sci/ would leave the game 1-1 and bound for extra time again. All appeared lost as Len-kun brought /cm/ out ahead, until Mochizuki scored to keep /sci/ alive. The 2-2 draw at the end of extra time sent the game to penalties, /sci/'s hopes of making it into the top 4 for the first time since the Spring of 2012 hung in the balance, but alas it was not to be as rather tired Richard Feynman had his shot saved while /cm/ had made all of theirs. /sci/'s biggest white whale of them all, a quaterfinal knockout match, had gotten away yet again. While miffed, there was still much for the /sci/borgs to celebrate as the team had placed 5th, exceeding its previous best elite tournament run. A solid performance by the team from its first game to its last would encouraged the board as /sci/ was all the more determined to take on summer.

Tournament History

Competition	Wins	Draws	Losses	Goal For	Goals Against	Goal Differential	Rank	Notes
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4	2	1	11	7	4	3rd place
2012 4chan Summer Cup	0	1	2	5	11	-6	19th place - Group Stage
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	1	1	10	5	5	9th place - Round of 16
2013 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	2	5	6	-1	16th place - Group Stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	2	2	4	-2	19th place- Group Stage	Promoted due to the Dragongate scandal
2013 4chan Summer Cup	1	0	2	3	7	-4	23rd place - Group Stage
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	1	1	5	7	-2	21st place - Group Stage
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	2	3	4	-1	30th place - Group Stage
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	1	1	12	7	5	5th place - Quarterfinals
2015 4chan Winter Cup	1	2	1	6	7	-1	14th place - Round of 16
2015 4chan Summer Cup	0	0	3	3	10	-7	31st - Group Stage
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	2	1	8	4	4	24th place - Group Stage
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	1	2	2	7	-5	26th place - Group Stage
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	0	0	0	0	0	Forfeit	No export presented
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0	2	1	4	5	-1	8th place - Group Stage
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	1	6	6	0	18th - Group Stage	Promoted after /t/, /out/ and /p/ were culled
2017 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	10	7	3	6th place - Quarterfinals	Tied with /tv/
2018 4chan Winter Cup	3	0	2	9	8	1	8th place - Quarterfinals
2018 4chan Summer Cup	4	0	1	10	5	5	6th Place - Quarterfinals
2019 4chan Winter Cup	0	1	2	12	15	-3	25th place - Group Stage
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	3	0	0	0	0	21st place - Group Stage
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	0	2	4	6	-2	8th place - Group Stage	>go autopilot >get aborted
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	3	0	6	6	0	21st - Group Stage	Lost playoffs to /d/
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	3	7	-4	25th - Group Stage
2021 4chan World Cup	0	2	1	6	7	-1	53rd - Group Stage
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	3	6	10	-4	34th - Group Stage
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	0	3	9	8	1	11th - Round of 16	Drought ended after 3 years, tied with /c/
2022 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	4	7	-3	28th - Group Stage	>jobbing to /cm/
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	2	1	8	7	1	8th - Quarter Finals	>a fucking repeat group >another QF loss
2023 4chan Winter Cup	4	0	1	12	7	5	5th - Quarter Finals	>losing the first elite QF the team had 4.5 years
2023 4chan Summer Cup
Cup Matches	39	29	43	184	197	-13
Official Friendlies	6	3	9	29	35	-6		No more official friendlies, RIPIP
Official Total	45	32	52	213	232	- 19

Recent & Upcoming Matches

For a >complete match history see: /sci/ Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
July 29, 2022	/m/	Group Stage SC 2022	1-1 D	Richard Feynman  90'	>fun
July 31, 2022	/cm/	Group Stage SC 2022	2-5 L	Richard Feynman  22' (86)	>fun
August 6, 2022	/v/	Group Stage SC 2022	1-1 D	Richard Feynman  79'	>fun
November 4, 2022	/vr/	Group Stage ABC 2022	3-3 D	You SHOULD be able to solve this  29' Shinichi Mochizuki  73', 77'	>fun
November 6, 2022	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC 2022	1-0 W	Richard Feynman  7'	>fun
November 12, 2022	/mlp/	Group Stage ABC 2022	1-1 D	Norman Wildberger  78'	>fun
November 19, 2022	/h/	Round of 16 ABC 2022	3-1 W	Norman Wildberger  43' Shinichi Mochizuki 60', 69'	>fun
November 20, 2022	/tg/	Quarter Finals ABC 2022	0-2 L		>fun
January 27, 2023	/k/	Group Stage WC 2023	2-1 W	Shinichi Mochizuki 16' Norman Wildberger 36'	>fun
January 29, 2023	/mu/	Group Stage WC 2023	2-1 W	Shinichi Mochizuki 30' Norman Wildberger 80'	>fun
February 4, 2023	/gd/	Group Stage WC 2023	3-2 W	Shinichi Mochizuki 9' Richard Feynman 38' Stephen Hawking 77'	>fun
February 11, 2023	/xs/	Round of 16 WC 2023	3-1 W	Richard Feynman 9', 111' Norman Wildberger 100'	>fun
February 12, 2023	/cm/	Quater Finals WC 2023	2-2 L (3-5 Pen)	Shinichi Mochizuki 68', 117'	>fun
Summer, 2023	TBD	Group Stage SC 2023
Summer, 2023	TBD	Group Stage SC 2023
Summer, 2023	TBD	Group Stage SC 2023

Statistics

Main Article: /sci/ Player Statistics

Trivia

• /sci/ is one of only 2 teams to have drawn 30 or more games.
• Despite being the longest tenured keeper on the team, Stephen Hawking finished his goalkeeping career only recorded seven clean sheets in an 11 year period, averaging less than 1 per year, and his first recorded clean sheet did not come until 2017. For comparison, Thorium, the second leader in clean sheets, had a short career spanning four years averaged over 1 clean sheet per year.
• /sci/ went 10 years without promoting from a Spring Babby Cup in a way that didn't involve a scandal or a controversial decision (2012-2022), being eligible to play in 6 of them; staying within the same subject, /sci/ spent 8 years without promoting from an Autumn Babby Cup (2014-2022), although they only participated in 4 thanks to a combination of staying elite and one forfeit.
• As of the time of writing /sci/ has conceded goals in 91.1% of games played.

Exports

Summer 2023

Previous

Version	Tactics	Aesthetics	Music
Pro Evolution Soccer 2021	2023 WC 2022 ABC 2022 SC 2022 SBC 2021 ABC 2021 WC	2023 WC 2022 ABC 2022 SC 2022 SBC 2021 ABC 2021 WC	2023 WC 2022 ABC 2022 SC 2022 SBC 2021 ABC 2021 WC
Pro Evolution Soccer 2019	2020 ABC 2020 SBC	2020 ABC 2020 SBC	2020 ABC 2020 SBC
Pro Evolution Soccer 2018	SBC 2019	ABCQ 2019
Pro Evolution Soccer 2017	2018 SC 2018 WC
Pro Evolution Soccer 2016	WC 2019	WC 2019	WC 2019
Pro Evolution Soccer 2015	2015 SC	2015 SC

Gallery & Promotional Media

Promos

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  Spring Babby Cup 2014 Promo

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  Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo

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  Autumn Babby Cup 2014 Promo

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  2014 Autumn Babby Cup knockouts promo

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  2015 Winter Cup Promo

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  2015 Winter Cup Knockouts Promo Dead link

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  2015 Summer Cup promo

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  2018 Summer Cup promo

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  2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /d/

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  2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /int/

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  2021 Autumn Babby Promo vs /u/

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  10th Anniversary Compilation

Gallery

Honors

Team:

2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Third Place

2012 4chan Summer Cup

At least you tried award

2015 Antares Memorial Cup

Third place

Akko League II: Sucy I Need A Tagline

Champions

Individual:

2012 4chan Summer Cup No. Position Player 52   LWF Bill Nye

All-Star 2nd Team

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking

All-Star Starting XI Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)

2018 4chan Winter Cup No. Position Player 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters)

Rivalries

The Intellectualism Derby A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won three official matches and an old offical friendly, but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.
0 Wins	0 Draws	4 Losses

The Progress Bowl Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. /sci/ and /pol/ would meet again in Spring 22 losing to /pol/ 1-2 for the first time in an official cup match, both promoted anyway. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.
4 Wins	1 Draw	2 Losses

Science vs. Engineering An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.
2 Wins	1 Draw	0 Losses

Contact

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