I prefer being contacted through Discord. Only check Email and IRC during cups.
no one wants me to make this. it will get the stream banned. this is here as a threat, a cock of damocles if you will.
/mvm/
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| /mvm/ - Mann vs Machine
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August 15, 2012
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| IRL manager
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Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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| Team colors
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| HEX color
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72715f
Gray Mann
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META ONLY
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Mann vs Machine is the premier game mode of TF2. Please ignore the lack of updates.
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Sentry Blocking
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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
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F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4
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>No Updates
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Giant Bonk Sandman Scout
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>$1 Missed
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Clueless Zero Tour
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High Tour Elitest
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Two Shitties
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Muh Australiums
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META ONLY 
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Player
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>Building at the Bomb Hatch
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Canteen Spam
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>Refunds
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Reuse Your Ticket
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DON'T SHOOT THE MEDS
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SENTRY BUSTER
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Winbombing
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Grey Team
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>Maining in MvM
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Boot Camp Teaches You Nothing
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>Squad Surplus
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Scorch Shit
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/grim/
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| /grim/ - Grimwah : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar
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| Founded
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August 4, 2017
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| IRL manager
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Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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| Team colors
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Cleveland Mark Blakemore
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There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.
Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.
I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.
I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.
I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.
Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.
I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.
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Undesirable as a Customer
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23 YEARS IN THE MAKING
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No Market Pandering to Morons
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Homemade Nuclear Bunker
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Ride Turtles
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?SQUIRREL?
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Microissue
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Grimwah
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THE INCLINE
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DUMB SAPE
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Cleveland Mark Blakemore
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Position
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Player
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Broken Saves
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No Discounts Ever
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>Cleve has a wife and son
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IMPROVES MUSIC
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Anus Monsters
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Little Rosy
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Spaghetti Code
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600 Hours of Content
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Golden Baby
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McDonald's Whopper
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EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE
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MANUAL WHEN
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/worm/
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| Everything's Copacetic
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| /worm/ - Worm
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| Founded
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June 11, 2011
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| IRL manager
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Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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| Team colors
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| HEX color
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72715f
Morality Grey
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| Captain
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Our Lady of Escalation
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| Team music
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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Taylor Hebert? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Trump 12 Taylor Hebert. I'm not talking about full Khepri Taylor Hebert either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Biomechanical Wet Tinker Taylor Hebert with the Corona Pollentia subspecialty and and drug cooking side ability (with the potential for mind melding and being capable of both lethal and insanity inducing takedowns), equipped with her tinkertech, a perfect mecha, control of Nilbog’s minions and Panacea’s Striker abilities, with Calvert's DNA and brain implanted in her so she has timeline dropping and can operate blindfolded on Bakuda’d patients while being an expert in criminal finance and PRT corruption. I’m also not talking about Shaker Breaker Trump Mass Crowd Control Slaughterhouse Nine Crawler-Evolved Emma-Crushing Taylor Hebert with Amy’s bug relays and Bugbots (which are capable of Breaker Transformations, Blaster attacks, shielding allies and stealing Broadcast Shard’s Final Form), her original powers (which grant her precog immunity, total invulnerability, Endbringer piercing, Tinker abilities, summoning child-sized Ziz as a sister, Leet power work-arounds, being smarter than everyone else, Lung Worfing, SS Flanderizing, an aura of pure wholesomeness and hope, anime finishing moves and a magical girl transformation) and a third love-coerced teammate following her around, capable of using Thinker powers, Scion manipulations, vial transmutation, puppy dog eyes, postcog revelations, Leviathan no-sells, Sleeper interrogation, city destroying lasers, earthquake production and even lightning-fast movement, equipped with her tinkertech assault rifle(capable of using freezing and hot beams and dissolving any criminal at 300 paces) and a Shaker-created sword because she is a master in close quarters combat and ceremonial territory fighting, a perfect Master projection (that can resist gravity and all physics, shear through everything, and has infinite range), control of both the insects and the true nature of Shards, with Eden’s DNA and remaining faces implanted on her chest, her four Nice Guy Clones guarding her and nine Shatterbirds floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Thinker powers from Jack Slash, entered Slaughterhouse 9000 Mode, cast permanent DnD spells on everybody and used limit breaking Tinkertech and surgery so she can use their powers while they are held under Sleeper’s power. I'm definitely NOT Talking about revenge mode warlord of the Undersiders Skitter bug manipulating Alexandria choking Coil-killer Dungeon Master Green Lantern Stamina stealing Taylor Hebert with memory erasure, timeline splitting, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and bomb tinkering, equipped with always lethal laser pistols while building super secret Sphere type moon bases on Earth as her base of operations, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit the ring of power and Rainbow Lantern, with Scion’s DNA implanted in her so he has fuck you beams and can save cats from any tree in the world while being an expert in social manipulation and power classifications and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about original Superhero Wards 9000 Echidna eating good clone Shadow shifting Legendary Triumvirate Cauldron destroying PRT agent Taylor Hebert with the Prehensile hair, master/stranger invoking aura, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and vampiric tendencies, equipped with his PS1 Polygons while creating teleporting autobot bionicle gacha doG as her companion, controlling the Eden Abbadon Shard Collision, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered snail and crab control.
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Worthy Opponents
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"Meh, I can take her."
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Predator-Prey Philosophy
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Unwritten Rules
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Incest Woobie
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>1.7 Million Words
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Vulpine Grin
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[TRAJECTORY] [DESTINATION] [AGREEMENT]
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Path to Victory
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The Golden Idiot
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Our Lady of Escalation
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Player
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NOT CANON
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Bullet Brain Surgery
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Friendbringers
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Queen Administrator
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Verified Cape
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FUCKING TINKERS
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Being Taylor is Suffering
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Kiddo
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Chubster
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TAKE THAT YOU WORM
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Metal Rage Dragon
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Collateral Damage Barbie
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Also reserves I guess because I'm obsessed with this shit.
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Player
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| #xx
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Texting While Driving
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Copacetic
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Weld is a Stranger
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| #xx
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>Herbert
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Autistic Armsmaster
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Imp'd
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Jack Slash
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SpecificProtagonist
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xX_Void_Cowboy_Xx
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Death by Diceroll
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Sleeper Power Theory
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Geoscythe the Eyeraper
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BULLSHIT
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Literally Child Soldiers
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Eye Crinkles
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Simurgh / Cauldron Plot
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Cut Ties
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Aaaaa, she thought.
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/csh/
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| Do you have something against dogs?
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| /csh/ - Car Seat Headrest
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| Founded
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May 1, 2010
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| IRL manager
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Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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| Team colors
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| HEX color
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| Captain
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/mu/ shill will
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| Team music
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Was planning to run this in /mu/ league.
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>will was a teen when he invented keeping
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>Post-Matador
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One Trait Danger
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Pain Star
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the hell does pog mean?
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Galvanism
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Cate Wurtz
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Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke
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will is a gay furry
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DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOGS?
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/mu/ shill will
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Position
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Player
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Sunburned Shirts EP (uncensored)
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its vore idiot
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NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIFE
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The Numbered Albums
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The Dogs are Conjoined
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I FEEL SO HAUUUUUUUUNTED
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Chad Andrew
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Craigslist Band
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Wave Goodbye to the Jets
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nice shoulders
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Nervous Young Men
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KILLER WHALES
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/lgbt/ manager. 
/d/ manager and/or moral support. 
/indie/ manager. Trip is Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ if I can be bothered to use it. Will usually just namefag instead.
/aus/ 
/lgbfit/
/rats/ 
/mld/ 
/shar/ 
/cwc/ 
