/2huremix/

/2huremix/
Who needs originality when you can remix EosD 2000 times
/2huremix/ - Touhou Remixes
Founded September 18th, 2020 Manager ZUN IRL manager 6letters !!9Ddx6tl1+0u Team colors HEX color ff0000 Reimu Red Top scorer SOUNDHOLIC (20) Top assister Akitsuki Records (5) Captain Secondary Apple Website /2huremix/ - Touhou Remixes Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 8 4 5 17 47.06%
GF GA GD 64 52 +12
Biggest win /2huremix/  8–1  /mongol/ 21 February 2021 Biggest defeat /wonderland/  16–10  /2huremix/ 14 December 2022 First match /2huremix/  3–2  /jsrf/ 18 Febuary 2021
/pol/eague Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Neko Miku Reimu Victory Anthem Yuhei Sattelite - Clouds Over the Moon and Wind Over the Flowers Goal horn Goal horn name
Kits

At one point in time touhou was so big a convention just for it was bigger than Comiket itself. This led the boss OST remix industry to become almost professional with production houses acting and profiting like they were a legitimate music industry and attracting notable artists. Except its mostly based around underaged panties and armpits. God bless you shitposting bastards.

Music links in the note icons. IOSYS had too many notable songs so fills out the roster with individual song players. Consensually Suffering Maid (Sakuya) is also representing Innocent Key and other songs are in her list should somehow a goalkeeper get to play more than 1 song.

>> Full Playlist <<

Genso and DBC5 Roster

No. Position Player #   GK The Consensually Suffering Maid #   CB Neko Miko Reimu #   CB How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man #   LB Silver Forest #   RB Sex Club Ibuki Break All #   CMF Shibiyan Records #   CMF Secondary Apple #   AMF A-ONE #   SS COOL&CREATE #   CF Akatsuki Records #   CF SOUND-HOLIC

No. Position Player #   CB DBu #   CB Medieval Style #   LB Reward For The Dog #   LB These Cute Scarlets Cant Possibly be My Masters!! #   RB Chinese Jew Nitori #   RB Detroit Patrol #   CMF Ball Breaker Yamaxanadu #   CMF EWI Flute #   CMF maritumix #   CMF Xi-on #   AMF Alices its not emo its goth-tion #   AMF Demetori

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DBC4 Roster

No. Position Player #   GK The Consensually Suffering Maid #   CB Neko Miko Reimu #   CB How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man #   LB Silver Forest #   RB Sex Club Ibuki Break All #   CMF Shibiyan Records #   CMF Secondary Apple #   AMF A-ONE #   SS Akatsuki Records #   CF SOUND-HOLIC #   CF COOL&CREATE

No. Position Player #   CB DBu #   CB LIZ Triangle #   LB Reward For The Dog #   LB These Cute Scarlets Cant Possibly be My Masters!! #   RB Chinese Jew Nitori #   RB Detroit Patrol #   CMF Ball Breaker Yamaxanadu #   CMF EWI Flute #   CMF maritumix #   CMF Xi-on #   AMF Alices its not emo its goth-tion #   AMF Demetori

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Gusic Roster

No. Position Player #   GK The Consensually Suffering Maid #   CB Neko Miko Reimu #   CB DBu #   LWF Silver Forest #   RWF Sex Club Ibuki Break All #   CMF Secondary Apple #   CMF Xi-on #   AMF Shibiyan Records #   AMF Demetori #   SS SOUND-HOLIC #   CF COOL&CREATE

No. Position Player #   CB 4 minute intro 49 #   CB LIZ Triangle #   LWF Reward For The Dog #   LWF These Cute Scarlets Cant Possibly be My Masters!! #   RWF The story of an unfamilial reverse LL #   RWF Detroit Patrol #   CMF Chinese Jew Nitori #   CMF Ball Breaker Yamaxanadu #   CMF EWI Flute #   AMF maritumix #   AMF A-ONE #   AMF Alices its not emo its goth-tion

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Rivalry

/honk/ - Honk Remixes

Every fucking tournament. Every single fucking tournament when i come home this little faggot cat just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas? Imagine being Chen in that IOSYS PV and having to be all like "damn, Yukari, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be chen and not only sit in that chair while Yukari flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, YAKURI YAKUMO LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of underage fairies and rabbit cunny and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Gensokyo. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the incident police could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chen. You're not going to lose your future shinigami career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
18 February 2021	/jsrf/	Gusic League	3-2 W	Sex Club Ibuku Break all  53' Shibiyan Records  67' COOL&CREATE  69'
21 February 2021	/mongol/	Gusic League	8-1 W	Shibiyan Records  20' Secondary Apple  47' COOL&CREATE  49', 54' Sex Club Ibuki Break All  67' SOUND-HOLIC  70', 73' Detroit Patrol  90+2' Shibiyan Records  35'
27 February 2021	/hmu/	Gusic League	3-1 W	COOL&CREATE  12' SOUND-HOLIC  32' Neko Miku Reimu  79'
6 March 2021	/europop/	Gusic League	6-4 W	COOL&CREATE  17', 86', 90+2' SOUND-HOLIC  45+0', 60' Demetori  89'
7 March 2021	/honk/	Gusic League	6-4 W	Shibiyan Records  8' SOUND-HOLIC 43' COOL&CREATE  59', 90+3' Xion  54' Sex Club Ibuki Break all  70'
7 March 2021	/ovmu/	Gusic League	4 -3 W	Shibiyan Records  2' Demetori  43' SOUND-HOLIC  51' Detroit Patrol  84' Shibiyan Records  64'
7 March 2021	/nfsu/	Gusic League	1 - 5 L	COOL&CREATE  2'
9 Decemeber 2022	/honk/	Divegrass Before Christmas 4: yfw da Burrs celebrate da Christmas	2 - 1 W	COOL&CREATE  15' SOUND-HOLIC  26'
11 Decemeber 2022	/marisa/	Divegrass Before Christmas 4: yfw da Burrs celebrate da Christmas	1 - 2 L	SOUND-HOLIC  81'
14 December 2022	/wonderland/	Divegrass Before Christmas 4: yfw da Burrs celebrate da Christmas	16 - 10 L	COOL&CREATE  15', 28', 47', 50', 58' SOUND-HOLIC  33', 71', 81', 90+5' Akatsuki Records  38'
March 2 2024	/remi/	Genso Cup	3 - 3 D	SOUND-HOLIC  4' Akatsuki Records  8', 79'
March 2 2024	/sa/	Genso Cup	0 - 5 W	SOUND-HOLIC  36', 43', 71' Akatsuki Records  51' Shibiyan Records  66' Neko Miku Reimu  80'
March 3 2024	/marisa/	Genso Cup	3 - 3 D	SOUND-HOLIC  44', 80' Akatsuki Records  60'
March 3 2024	/kishinjou/	Genso Cup	3 - 2 L	Akatsuki Records  43', 55' Detroit Patrol  84'
March 9 2024	/izakaya/	Genso Cup	0 - 0 D
March 9 2024	/honk/	Genso Cup	2 - 2 D	SOUND-HOLIC  50' COOL&CREATE  53'
March 10 2024	/98hu/	Genso Cup	3 - 5 L	Akatsuki Records  10', 48', 74'
December 8 2024	/暁Records/	Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island

Player	Goals
SOUND-HOLIC	20
COOL&CREATE	17
Akitsuki Records	10
Shibiyan Records	5
Sex Club Ibuki Break All	3
Detroit Patrol	2
Demetori	2
Neko Miko Reimu	1
Xi-on	1

Name	Yellow Cards
Shibiyan Records	2
Neko Miko Reimu	1
Detroit Patrol	1